for someone who supposedly likes video games i really don’t play a lot of them

i need to get crossfaded with my fellow transsexuals

people said his dick was infected by devils

does anyone have that meme where the question is what's the best wu-tang album and it has hillary clinton on one side saying some shit and then bernie sanders on the other side just saying LIQUID SWORDS? is that real or did i make that up?

LIQUID SWORDS

just let me be a faggot in peace

GRAB THEM BEFORE THEY ARE GONE!!!

pre-transition me died in a chokejerk accident. tragic, really

i want bottom surgery just so i can get my clit pierced

the actual definition of hotness is you can say shit like POGGIES and girls will still wanna fuck uou

this guy tipped his cowboy hat at me and said howdy ma'am we are so back

*extremely horny* there's more than one way to skin me, y'know :3

excuse me miss? oh i'm sorry, SIR. i didn't see your fucked up man face :/

it's so important to me that trans people know they're beautiful

john romero's dianekatana

pacemaker that replaces my heartbeat with a gabber kick

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how quick into skyrdle do you start guessing things that are obviously not words? for me it's usually around 3 guesses

holy shit i'm diane that's fuckin crazy

john romero's dianekatana

i need a good sleeping collar...

the Internet was a great idea there's so many babes on here

good night beautiful women of the internet :3

you can fuck me but first you must defeat my seven evil hemorrhoids

i miss being optimistic about the computer

IF YOU'RE NOT JACKED IN YOU'RE NOT ALIVE

put the final fantasy xiiis on ps5

i need to femme out harder

a cuck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey" bum bum bum "mind if i watch?"

whose dick do i gotta suck to get some cute zip up hoodies

i will post anything for 3 likes

you can fuck me but first you must defeat my seven evil hemorrhoids

pre-transition me died in a chokejerk accident. tragic, really

sir man bro dude bud chief boss big man guy sir man bro dude bud chief boss big man guy sir man bro dude bud chief boss big man guy sir man bro dude bud chief boss big man guy sir man bro dude bud chief boss big man guy sir man bro dude bud chief boss big man guy sir man bro dude bud chief boss big

even when i was a dude there was nothing about me that warranted being called sir!!!

the condescending names guys use for each other is going to make me buy a gun

if you like a joke of mine that isn’t very funny i’m going to assume you’re in love with me

calling all my romantic partners i shrunk down a molecule

wearing a vest that says "service top do not pet"

red flag? i’m trying to be a bred fag

i am disgustingly bisexual omg

shoutout to the hot guy who just came in wearing the shortest shorts i've ever seen in 40° weather, that really made my day 🥵

snuffbait tgirl as a coupon that expires today but you don't really have time to go to the store because you kind of have a lot of other stuff going on and are just really busy, y'know?

snuffbait tgirl as the memory of your late grandmother's voice that fades more and more with each passing year

snuffbait tgirl as the hedges in your yard that endures the excruciating pain of pruning so her beauty can be maintained

listening to straight cis people talk makes me want to throw up

*transphobic rou reynolds at the trans meetup* HERE TONIGHT I CLOCK A THOUSAND HEADS

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i might actually die if i don’t eat some pussy soon