i miss rp so fucking bad like genuinely i miss just doing like. chill no prompt rp with people.

bsky needs a poll function so i can get you all to weigh in on important topics like whether or not i should jerk off and if i should use my magic wand or not

putting one of these under me while she fucks me

idk what happened with sorority noise but blonde hair black lungs is a really good fucking song

Small Falin drawing

injections update: im horny. i think. oh yeah i did my first shot yesterday i dont think i actually posted about that. but yeah i think this is what being horny is maybe. not kidding when i say this is a very unfamiliar feeling for me.

:)

thing i run into a lot (pervert transgender writers out there this is a CALL to ACTION!!!)

sometimes im like "i wish i had a boyfriend not to fuck or anything just to keep as a pet" and then i remember m dating a butch with a collar so i actually kinda do have that except i also get to fuck it

i heard church freaks say shit like "i don't even see why atheists don't kill themselves if they don't believe in god, how do they wake up in the morning?" all the time when i was growing up and that's almost unironically how i feel about being a polyamorous tranny who gets a lot of bitches

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIRLFRIENDDDD

andrew tate's "megan fox with a dick" speech really speaks to me because that's how i feel about the miata

i want a version of this but with the lesbian flag colors and a ⚢ necklace instead of a ♱ necklace

i need a big red button i can slam that alerts all my freak friends when i do something really hot im proud of

hey why the fuck is bright eyes making ska

literally night and day difference my god what were they thinking

i made a rateyourmusic page because i thought it would be nice to have a catalog somewhere that has like. everything, even the really obscure stuff i like. and then it turns out it doesnt have one of my favorite albums.

the greatest thing god ever did was create women in her image and it is one of the greatest gifts in the world to be able to participate in that divine act of creation

i think rodrick didn't go far enough when he said "i'm sorry women" i think he should have had to self-flagellate for thirty days and thirty nights

just realized these are quite literally images taken before disaster, iykyk

so lame that my calling in life appears to be doing care bear shit. wdym my passion is love and connection and friendship and empathy.

literally everything about me makes sense when i remember that my favorite album as a five year old was fucking fevers and mirrors by bright eyes and it has kind of never stopped being one of my favorites

everyone is banned from making me feel new strong emotions for at least three days. pre-existing emotions are allowed to continue but no new shit okay??? mommy needs her rest

im like jesus but with a respectably sized pe- wait actually what do we know about the j-man's shlong?

back when i was in my god complex era i used to think i was maybe some sort of niche god of loneliness or suffering or whatever. like one of those obscure greek gods whos like a third cousin of one of the main guys. now i dont think im a god anymore but if i was itd be like. empathy and compassion.

i love women

shoutout rhubarb gin

feeling it to the extent i have turned to the bottle

in kindergarten i very quickly developed a crush on a girl and then another kid sat next to her during circle time so i kicked him really hard in the spine and he ran off crying and i sat next to her and tried to play it off like nothing happened

in kindergarten i very quickly developed a crush on a girl and then another kid sat next to her during circle time so i kicked him really hard in the spine and he ran off crying and i sat next to her and tried to play it off like nothing happened

ever think about how this league doesn't let girls play

I do genuinely think most bugs are going to heaven but the soul of the cicada is definitely in question, probably like bug purgatory? But not like the kind of purgatory where like you’re just there and like it’s like heaven but if it was like a super 8 motel version of heaven. Like the kind of heave

This is a really interesting window into the past, imo. (Source in alt.) Note that although the “transsexual” is sexually objectified, she is also given social agency: if she doesn’t like something, she will leave. The article also uses correctly gendered pronouns, without commentary.

pls go brave reddit so that my beloved bestie can post honkers places where cool lesbians will appreciate them instead of gross chasers!!!!!!

having borderline personality disorder as a grown woman with emotional intelligence is so embarrassing like. what do you mean i have the emotions of an extremely messy teenage girl? that's not fair what the fuck

releasing a bunch of tracks with uncleared samples and then sending the legal letters to my landlord

my estrogen should arrive any day now, my prog cream should be here soon too, and i just got an email saying my poppers should arrive on thursday. maybe life isn't so bad after all.

never forget what woke took from us

i fuckin love this website

hey gay people in my phone i have a friend for you to all be normal about

they did a fire drill today but campus safety staff didn't bother resetting the alarms on all the fire exit doors AND they took my map of the alarms so i can't just go to the ones that were triggered, i have to manually check every door in this 5 floor building w/ 3 dedicated fire exit stairwells

lessons I learnt from when you fell from heaven: transitioning turns you californian

i am the neediest girl in the world today oh my god

not sure how you mishear rosh hashanah so bad that it sounds like rapture but here we are

"People believe in a FAKE THING" you believe in evopsych and national debt

You hear "we need to eliminate religion" the most from people whose only frame of reference is American Christianity and ISIS