at the doctor getting my pussy examined and shes like "sorry the lube might feel a little strange" ma'am with all due respect how tf do you think i broke it

i AM going to kms now bc i have to sleep alone. sorry thats just how it works.

getting good at head was such a boon to my toolkit cause im sooooo lazy and its sooooo easy but sooooo impressive to be good at

when Asi got her short haircut

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its such a good feeling to come home from a social gathering and be like "yeah im happy with how i did, no notes"

i love my friends :3

touch :3

chat should i have another drink

nvm everything is okay

supposedly this is a good selfie

I CANT POST A SELFIE 😭

what's the fucking point if we aren't going into our relationships seeking to be more earnest, more vulnerable, & more supportive? i don't want to perform friendship, i want to be friends. i want to show up for people. i want to be close with them. we should strive to love one another more each day.

im embarrassingly sincere and i will never stop

walking down the street and hearing the hozier lyric "i fall in love just a little, oh a little bit every day with someone new" coming from the speakers of some restaurant and taking it as a sign from god that im on the right path

did u know u can start making art any time? heres something to try: -get a sheet of paper and something to draw with. can be anything, pencil, crayon, pen, kitchen knife, blood idk -lool at your blank canvas and feel the intimidation of too much choice -take a breath and assure yourself that its

did you know everything's going to be okay. they just announced it

"wE cOuLd jUSt mAkE Out..."

i will never tire of talking about loaning my gf out like shes a library book

"look i don't like overdue charges either but it's not fair to our other patrons if you don't bring her back on time after a recall"

the problem with macos as a lifelong windows user and tinkerer is that whenever you encounter something you can't natively fiddle with there IS an answer but because it was made by and for weirdo nerds it's probably way more powerful and easier to cause problems with than you think it is

going into the settings and flipping random switches until everything breaks so you have an excuse to call the beautiful woman who helped you set up linux

its baffling like. girl you pulled ME what are we doing here

my beautiful girlfriend who has three partners, multiple admirers, and is becoming increasingly famous on bsky dot app for being beautiful and desirable keeps texting me things like "WHAT IS HAPPENING" in response to people wanting to have sex with her

a very solid argument can be made for either mtg or d&d being the greatest game ever made, and both could very easily be maintained and monetized essentially forever. the fact wotc is running both into the ground is a testament to the short-sighted greed inherent to capitalism.

i truly do love the world we’re building

the official cynthia philosophy of polyamory

11 days til girlfriends :3

trans girls are always saying "omg i look like my mom now" and honestly same here. i'm also starting to look like your mom

Told my friend about this and she sent me this fucking tumblr post

listening to the saddest of all sadgirl albums today

my brain is too cooked rn to even take a decent picture of my tits. thats how you know its bad.

im famously stupid

love to look at beautiful women on bsky dot app with my beautiful girlfriend and go "wow shes pretty"

youve heard of the dot com era, this the dote-comb era. im playing with your hair

if mario doesn’t finish his mushroom in one bite do they see and feel everything? they have fucking eyes dude

Scarab gf, locust gf, frog gf, river of blood gf, fly gf

self portrait with @caeliastrifera.bsky.social

me when she

i love our menace pixie dream girl

ill never be safe as long as i live

vibrating in my chair at work thinking abt all the love in my life

im more excited than usual for dyke night tomorrow and that feels good :3 yayy friends yayyy drinking yayyyy lesbians

sorry for liveposting an entire album it will happen again because i like doing it

Four years later, I still think we haven't really reckoned with how awful Depp v. Heard was for Heard herself, women, sexual and gender minorities broadly, victims, and survivors. As we strive to reconstruct progressive and empathetic attitudes as a bastion and phoenix against patriarchal fascism

all i ever want is for my girlfriends to feel happy and safe and warm

pet this, handler that, no, tonight you're going to be the leash. you're the conduit of command you're the pathway of power exchange. you love the way it feels when the links of your chain grow taut and slack and taut again. fulfil your glorious purpose

taking a misdemeanor charge for some xans cause my bf doesn't realize 3 Strikes is only for felonies and won't stop crying