what if i became a lesbian

we're watching the cell saga and cell went to slurp up android 17 with his tail and fern just said "nooo!!! sounding!!!"

the only "grindr" and "tinder" i care about. like and share if u want to buy gf 1 bil gp

all the imaginary trans women people make up to get mad at online are girlfriends and they're all giving each other head

like this

can someone make my girlfriend cum for me im too tired

i need to be setting up more snuggle dates it is insane how much my mental health is dependent on physical affection

do you like her. like i want to refine the design a bit but also. do you like her

plane tickets to see gf again have been purchased >:3

orange catholic bible incoming

last night a delivery driver took a photo of my bare feet

octopus is a perfect creature of grace and this is a perversion of its image

immortal soul c. 8/15/2021

i should become more annoying and more cringe and eat more candy

life hack: the “dont take more than 5,000mg in 24 hours” warning on acetaminophen is just a suggestion you can take more than that trust me it feels great

from a different post on XHS (i wish it was me who took this but it's not):

oh the treachery of anatomy

i no longer feel like nomante when she eats a yummy mushroom :(

i feel like nomante when she eats a yummy mushroom

thinking about Him again (goku)

saw this graffiti face and saw a kind of girl in it

Rice discourse: white rice of various sorts is very good and I can eat it straight without anything else if it is high quality

sapphic pov

This guy literally lying to the world saying his wife is his sister then making her sing “i love jack white like a little brother” on a song. Catholics, man

she just told me that she wasn't like this before she met me 😇

pov you're watching a beautiful woman with fat tits make salmon for dinner

This is what that lucky little green frog saw qhen he was cast as YODA!! 🤩🤩

Stay with me baby.

i also just think every animated show being family guy has created generations of artistically uncurious manchildren

women are so interesting and have such rich and complex internal worlds

drives me insane when they whine about how "visible" trans women are like dawg it's not "visibility" it's violent voyeuristic lecherous suffocating leering stalking panopticon shit what are you talking about

censored again - "nice toke... bitch", from twitter, 2022

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so why exactly are people doing linux discourse today anyway. did windows do yet another bad thing i should be aware of

does anyone else remember the hot/crazy scale from how i met your mother. every time i remember that show i am stunned by how misogynistic and also incorrect it was.

going into the settings and flipping random switches until everything breaks so you have an excuse to call the beautiful woman who helped you set up linux

we could put so many of you to work if we started a program where public sanitation workers get a free blowjob during their shift

god is with me (i got a hug)

successful thursday injection yay

robot girl who only has 256gb of storage so you constantly have to delete things off of her. You look into her eyes and say "You don't need those files anymore" and she goes "Okay, if its you telling me that it must be right miss <3" and deletes it and gets a little bit ditzier.

do u ever hear the voice of someone who loves you over the phone and ur heart warms so much you can feel it all the way through ur fingers and toes

anyways,

back in the ps3 era it was in vogue to staple an outsourced multiplayer mode that no one asked for onto big single player games at launch now, entire 1st party studios are forced to burn 6+ years making horribly misguided mp spinoffs, only for it to be cancelled & everyone involved fired crazy!

please understand when i say this that i fully recognize this is part of a terrible trend for the industry and its a particularly awful example: good

i adore film as a medium but i decided a long time ago that i can only be obsessed with so many things so literally all of my movie consumption is my film nerd friends going "do you wanna watch this movie with me" and me saying "yes please" and having a wonderful time sharing in their passion

i hate that im very obviously not doing well and starting to isolate and people just aren't bothering to check in on me or reach out. ive been crying alone in my room for ten days. i just want a hug.

This is an outrageous scandal that cont to have profound consequences. Five people die every day A forever emergency A mass murder based on public policy built of lies get angrier