wearing my jesus shirt because i know my girlfriend's a fan of that guy. she just thinks he's neat

trainer x trainer

TRADE DEAL you get: shirts that smell like me i get: shirts that smell like you

Slightly shitty hair day

the problem with having a dog (dog) and a dog (girl) is that both of them respond to the word puppy

huffing poppers while fucking her mouth

if you used a messenger bag instead of a backpack in high school you’re a trans woman now

shes so nice to me....

it's true love when you let your girlfriend post bad pictures of you on bluesky dot app

making all of ferns suitors fight for a kiss so that i can make money selling bets

air canada doesn’t have much going for it in the service department so they have to make it up by having really fuckable liveries

tired of all the boring, practical reasons that public transit is good. riding the bus is good because you can do exhibitionism on it.

she's here she's safe and warm in my bed and i love her so much

SHES OFF RHE PLANE

my girl .........

at the airport waiting for her....

apparently the local dykes know of me as "cynthia from bluesky" and they like my posts. this is terrifying to me. if you are one of these people please identify yourself im scared of the abstract concept of strangers who could see me irl knowing me from my posts

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

wearing my shoes indoors because im the only one who picks up a broom around here anyways

i do hate men i wish i didn't have to

this shit is so awesome

hey chat did you know that im autistic

white girl who claps every time she cums during sex

my therapist is so encouraging of my exploits that it's actually annoying at times

thinking about bringing toys into the bedroom, for example a red laser pointer, or maybe a copy of Risk

As far as I know there is literally no reason for this, it is just an incredibly lucky coincidence that we get to enjoy for free

SHES MINE SHES ALL MINE FOR TEN DAYSSSSSS ALL OF THAT HAIR IS MINE TO ENJOY

fern is gonna be here in less than 11 hours... i know from experience that its not gonna feel real until im literally on my way to the airport but like..... god........ im gonna get to hold my girl in my arms again. i love her so much.

im actually gonna delete the posts this is attached to so hi :) pls send me lesbian theory recs :)

i think i get away with a lot of what i wear to work on the days i bother looking cute because everyone is too afraid to tell the tranny with strong opinions what she can and can't wear

its my right as a transsexual to crop this hazmat suit

i wish i could Actually talk about lesbianism on here but people would get scared and angry

sorry to be annoying but i thought i'd reup this as we prepare for splashdown

chat im considering getting my septum pierced as well as my labret and/or medusa. what do we think.

ライブハウス店員娘ちゃんがチョコをくれたよ

once again thinking about the would-be 9/11 Onion headline

Happy Vegeta fucking dies day to all who celebrate www.kanzenshuu.com/wiki/Dragon_...

okay but did you get called the f slur in high school for being gay or for being a loser nerd because there's a difference sorry

"Whenever, If Ever" has become such an important album to me over the past few years i should really try to unpack why that is aside from the revelatory experience i had hearing Getting Sodas live before i was even into the band

i love being alive sorry i love that you are all alive sorry

Rotating 90 degrees to get fucked hotdog style

olivia just said the phrase "if you gave cynthia prep time" i hate my life