Sun Dogs

im like. horrendously awful at smash btw. i like being a villager main but im just dumb and have no idea about how the controls work. i think i need someone to gently take me thru the steps in the moves so i can learn how to smash better

this is true. mercury is never wrong

kys (kiss yourself)

god yeah. imagine having to see selfies of beautiful women using the puppy snapchat filter 🙄 definitely not an invitation for women to post beautiful selfies under here using the puppy snapchat filter at all 🫣

this puppygirl era is 2 steps away from bringing back the 2016 snapchat dog filter

Omni-directional lesbianism is one of my favorite pastimes

I almost missed my one year anniversary of having this bozo in my house 💕

my T journey so far >>>

merry christmas (⁠*⁠˘⁠︶⁠˘⁠*⁠)⁠.⁠｡⁠*⁠♡

puppygirl on christmas: oh my god babe you bought me a shock collar.... hhhnn.... waow.... gf: wait uh. i didn't get you that? what the fuck chaser santa:

me: no one ever reaches out to me no one likes me :( also me: *does not text back* > i also actually do have many loved ones reach out my brain just likes to ignore good things in my life this coming year- and this is going to actually be very difficult - my goal is to actively invest in others

further proof that i am literally rei

Godzilla Earth, Megalon, Manda, and Lil Godzilla Jr are hyped for the holidays!

THEY'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. ALIENS SUCKED ASS COMPARED TO ALIEN

merry Christmas im wine drunk its 3am i want to grab a girl by the hips

spent 5 minutes opening a unlabeled bottle of wine and is yummy

i dont wanna be with my family (bio) i wanna be with my family (fags)

bub

she has a gift for u

baking cookies

baking cookies and singing christmas songs 🎄🎶

i want to share a cigarette with a pretty girl but all i do is put it against my mouth. when she asks me why i didnt take a drag, ill tell her i dont smoke- i just wanted to taste a cigarette thats touched her lips

i love being gay

no better gender euphoria than fixing a vehicle for a beautiful woman

Moomin Dance! A midwinter celebration of friendship

i want to share a cigarette with a pretty girl but all i do is put it against my mouth. when she asks me why i didnt take a drag, ill tell her i dont smoke- i just wanted to taste a cigarette thats touched her lips

Privilege is like an anesthetic. It reduces one's ability to feel the discomfort of oppression, to feel empathy, to act in solidarity. "The purpose of racism is to control the behavior of white people, not Black people. For Blacks, guns and tanks are sufficient." -Prof. Otis Madison 1/

It's uncomfortable to unpack your privilege, but it's more uncomfortable to be oppressed. Most white people can't manage the relatively minor discomfort of coming to terms with whiteness in order to ease the burden on the oppressed. It's pretty pathetic.

plz stream STRATA by LITE im so srs

time traveler looking at their watch and then the world trade center and then their watch and then the world trade center: aaaaany minute now

my wife just called me a "bimbo girl gamer"

today i: -dropped an important bolt in the car engine as i was working on it -bought the wrong size replacement part for it -fucked up a batch of cookies by putting too many eggs in it -dropped my phone in jelly

anyway the reason why i posted this is i have a project idea

eating 370 calories worth of girlsmell in pie form

lowkey good girlsmell is the scent of a microwaved chicken pot pie

god im so proud of this

"I'M SORRY" wip, ink drawing CW: body horror

can americans learn to love breakfast in bed and a handjob

似顔絵を描き合おう！の絵

Gummy borger [ #art #oc #watercolor ]

it often feels a bit intimidating to have many people in my life who have strong opinions bc i do have strong opinions on the ones that matter but for the most part im like, neutral at worst. im just chillin and hanging out

cant believe i get to wake up next to a beautiful woman with grabbable hips 🥰🤤

whats crazier is my ass does indeed look like that

talking to my french catgirl: chat, should i kill myself?

a cherry coke and a bag of jalapeño cheddar cheetos hates to see me coming

theoretically but i think my wife would feel really claustrophobic