Does anyone wanna make out in a kinda insensitive manner at the Godzilla Memorial Lounge

The first guy to invent a propeller hat was probably like the sickest coolest rawest motherfucker on the planet and the first guy to ever buy one was probably the most pathetic guy to ever exist

I need to play chess with someone who I can look at lovingly while they explain to me what the knight does for like the third time

love

Putting my vibrator on cruise control and merging without looking

Every time I talk to my totally not a trans woman “guy” friend Gavin I hear an angel screaming at the top of her lungs as her wings tear through her back muscles

Woke up this morning with a strong urge to take a big bite out of a fresh winter melon

Yeah I’m into rope play. I’m also into bomb play. And lamp oil play.

Does anyone wanna get inside one of these and frot for a couple hours while the YouTube video on my computer autoplays to a video explaining how Stannis Baratheon is actually a fraud and a little bitch

Chatroom I CANNOT find my whimsy for the life of me my mind only churns with thoughts of going home and getting really sweaty and going to bed

I’m tomato soup slut goofing rn

Gold and Silver brothers toxic yaoi send post

The feminine urge to rend flesh from bone

"you're like scott the woz if scott the woz was a gorgeous woman"

If Joe Rogan had a sex dungeon it would be called Rogans Loadhouse

Local Logan’s roadhouse serves its peanuts the old fashioned way, on the god damn floor where they fucking belong. RETVRN.

Being back on prog again has got me wanting to let it atrophy just so I can fuck the shit out of some black olives behind the subway counter

BORN TO ABORT WORLD IS A PLAN B KILL EM ALL 2019 183,672,200 DEAD BABIES

Take a closer YIFF at that SNOUT

What’s a girl gotta do to have a pretty woman place their hand on the back of my neck and grab it like their hand is chalked and my neck is a pull up bar

wine glass woman 🍷(uncolored)

#iwouldletaladybughitit #ladybugpussysmell #iwanttosmelllikealadybug #anyladybugsoutthere #pleasemakemesmelllikealadybugijustthinkitwouldbekindaneat #nothornytho

Sorry guys I couldn’t pay up to Findom Earle this month so he’s making me play chess with him and post pics like these

Yeah upon further examination I’m probably just a furry tbh

Okokok

I forgor to post these orange faygo sucks ass fuck you

Here are my educated thoughts on this piece of cinema: This shit is ass lol

Call me an elephant at the circus carnival because peanuts Logan’s Roadhouse something something man door hand hook car door

Selling bags of Logan’s Roadhouse peanuts that I’m gonna step on and tell them it was from a better time where they got stepped on in the floor, Walmart had fish, and the score don’t matter

What the fuck even is a Roadhouse

Bringing my service animal into Logan’s Roadhouse as the ultimate test of its composure

We used to be a PROPER Roadhouse. My tummy hurts from eating too much salt owwww ughhhhh

Salting the floor in Logan’s Roadhouse just in case they change their mind one day

Going to Logan’s Roadhouse and sweeping up the floor which, doesn’t have any peanuts on it but I like to pretend

Eating peanuts not from Logan’s Roadhouse rn and I’m thinking about cutting my own bangs in the lobby in front of the hostess and everything

Logan’s Roadhouse bathrooms should really be allowed to have peanuts

Eating Logan’s Roadhouse peanuts but I throw them on my carpet first just to feel something

One of these days I should revolve my brand around a tweet that I made that’s like, kinda funny but not that funny like what if I just became the Logan’s Roadhouse woman

We used to be a proper country. They took the fucking peanuts out of the floor at Logan’s Roadhouse. Now I have to explain that I lick the floor in that place just for the love of the game. God Damnit.

Having a real Top 10 Burger moment rn

disgraced former samurai Windom Earle: おのれ Dale Cooper...how are you able to anticipate each of my mahjong moves with such precision?? Maybe it's time to enlist the help of a local mercenary... wandering ronin Leo Johnson, emerging from the treeline:

“I fear not the woman who has given 1000 women head once, but one who has given the same woman head 1000 times”

“A journey of a thousand blowjobs begins with a first gag”

lesbians. retweet of you agree

holy shit

They call me dyke Tyson

OKAY OKAY YEAH

That pussy smell like a Cracker Barrel gift shop counter

This transgender still makes her girlsmell the old fashioned way