only those who are horny at heart can ride the polycule slutcloud

Been really identifying with these guys lately

this is my first TDOR that i hold in reverence *as* a trans person myself. i came out this year. my whole world has shifted and been turned upside down (in many ways, this is good) and i have been learning the ways in which we must fight for ourselves and each other,

i wasnt gonna post because i feel icky about it but fuck it i do actually need the money bc im trying to rebuild my wardrobe after gaining weight and it IS my birthday so. ko-fi.com/lesbiats

I had a friend when I was younger who was fully convinced that like 2015 Reddit ass vaporwave was like the “pinnacle of music as a concept” but he also threatened to murder my sister one time and calls himself a neocon now so

Imagining a polycule fantasy football type thing where we just get drafted back and forth randomly idk how fantasy football works

Really digging the idea of like, constantly passing out and hitting my head on things whenever I see my girlfriend being hot

hey guys im so fucking full of myself rn

"geodes" marker drawing. #illustration #markerart #mercurialart

"rivers" marker drawing #illustration #markerart #mercurialart

[cis person voice] so how do your titties work like... do you grow those

I have now successfully turned a man from “ew trans women” to “yeah I’d fuck a trans woman but I wouldn’t tell anyone about it” I’m creating new weird freaks as we speak

Albert has now been employed by me to tell me I’m pretty every single morning before I go to work, as he should

Breaking news on my neighbor Albert, he asked me if I wanted to fuck like 20 minutes ago

i think god is the sliver of hope inside of your heart that refuses to die. god is the responsibility you feel to care for your loved ones even when you can't care for yourself. god is your compassion and your empathy. god is selfless love.

It’s very interesting that as much personal suffering as I’m going through right now I’ve still come so far as to say that god DAMN I’m so hot oh my GOD

peasant chappel roan: "its grime... its gruel..."🎵

Tummy

Dude, if you don’t fucking stop right now I’m GONNA un-rotoscope you dude, knock it the hell off

Going to a drummer audition and sitting in a crowd of people and drinking exactly two amaretto sours and going home

I may not be able to beat Armored Skeptic at pool but at least I don’t look like I groomed catholic school girls on kik back in 2008

Transgender Dracula Flow: I’m smoking on that triple dipped popcorn salt turbo valerate candy cigarette sherm

My Fantasy Polycule is me, Joan of Arc, The Wachowskis, and Sigourney Weaver with short hair and a leather jacket

this cheap-ass gas station wine knows how to love me for me unlike some of you LOUTS

I’m in a good mood today because today was the first day I’ve ever looked in a mirror and genuinely kinda wanted to fuck myself soooo bad

Olivia opinion #1: Twenty One Pilots isn’t THAT bad

Can you tell I got 2 hours of sleep last night from this

One of these days I’m gonna have so much money that I’m gonna buy everyone I love a really big bookshelf and probably some stuff to put on it

Sleepy

I’m drunk as hell ask me a very sincere question

Yeah gimme this with a side of Bart #ayecarumba

Does anyone wanna come to my apartment and trim my bangs rq before I go to the bar in like 10 minutes

Reading a pdf of the second Hannibal book while my gf is asleep on call my life is so splendorous and beautiful

“Sorry, don’t mind me I’m just stretching my legs.”

One month with this lovely creature, I keep calling them “fruit” and we say really really nice things to each other a lot

i love the term jacking off it sounds so aggressive like yeah im jacking that shit in cranking it like a lugnut that hasnt been oiled in 10 years and that coca cola sure dont help undo that rust

The funny camera alarm Leo going every single time I scanned something at Walmart today and the attendant lady just came over to me and was like “I just know this thing was made by a man” like ok get his ass Miss Girl damn

I finally found a beer a like!! It’s been sitting in my fridge for like 5 months!!

Now that I have added the kiss emoji next to my name I have now formally announced that I would like to be a whore for a while, for all intents and purposes

i think women should be able to get naked whenever they want without it being a problem ☝️

Every time I ask someone what Pokemon I’d be they always say some little freak and they’re always right I’m just mad about it

If I had one billion dollars I’d probably buy the vinyl of the Quake soundtrack and then sit down for a really long time

woke up to see a lot of trans women posting about dick dying. atrophy is a scary thing.....

Does anyone wanna chase me around a parking lot sometime this week

Walked into work and two of my very normal coworkers were wearing dog collars and like joking around and barking and I just,,, ya know?

I should really play silent hill shouldn’t i

I need to be touched SOOO fucking bad yall this is not a drill

I keep having these very strange recurring dreams of being an EMT and my kinda funny absentee father keeps showing up in them unprompted like what the fuck are you doing Randy get your shit together

hello, as some of you already know i got let go a while back and we've been relying on mercury's income since then. today we realized we don't have enough money to cover our rent, any help would go towards rent, food and gas until we can figure out a new situation this month gofund.me/2142ee342

One of the most romantic things I’ve ever experienced is having someone I love in my bed when I go to work and getting to kiss them on the head when I leave I fucking LIVE for that shit