LOOK AT WHAT MERCURY GOT ME AAAAAAA

Naming our two beautiful daughters “the Mandalorian” and “shitcan asshole baby fucking Yoda”

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the main thing you need to know about the star trek tng films is that after the d gets destroyed all of the characters go on e

real?

I will never forget the time I saw a Lichtenstein painting and went, "wait a minute this was from an old DC war comic" at the age of about 13 and guess who gave a ten minute talk in the following week's art lesson about Lichtenstein being a serial plagiarist

need to be walking somewhere sunny and bright and alive with a woman hanging off of my arm

[nonthreatening white boy] getting pussy isn’t even inherently sexual to me

i was super into melee as a kid but in a "handing your younger sister the controller" way (i only played kirby and spammed the rock move)

*dropping in on the discourse like an BLU-117 2000lb JDAM guided bomb* the shark is a chaser

i need everybody to pay attention to them right now

post hog except it’s where i started incorporating unconventional off genre influences into my dick and doing weird time signature stuff with the thrusting

little kid just looked up at me as his mom was ordering a drink and said "you don't look real. you don't look like you are real. mom, she doesn't look real"

the main thing you need to know about the star trek tng films is that after the d gets destroyed all of the characters go on e

incredible feat on disney's part to get me to not care about star wars

Ten years ago today she laughed and roared her way into our hearts. Tonight, bring your bandoliers and join me and Chewbacca Mom at Hacienda for the tenth anniversary Chewbacchanalia.

i'm hearing reports of a dangerous man named "west elm caleb". keeping tabs on this

i see deer i draw deer

Intox but with fizzy lifting drinks

here let me edit your post. i get what you meant in spirit you just typed something that sounds a bit insane. give me your phone real quick i can fix it. give me your ph

may is such a nice month to have a birthday

this whole tooth pain thing is really putting a damper on my work routine (daydreaming, yearning, procrastinating)

they're imprisoning my soul in the elvis bowling ball tomorrow at work

Besties who cant get enough of each other..... #oc #lesbian #sambianca

sometimes you want to ask a bluesky user "okay but like what's your deal" but y'know. that'd be rude

Oh my stars look at all these lights! Its like an arkansas sky at midnight!

gender affirming women's multivitamins

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i'm just a clueless southern gal and i've never seen the big city

well at least i look pretty

i may be in total agony but this cup of coffee will fix me, probably

do you think god remains in heaven because he, too, is just so comfy under the blanket yknow what he's gonna uber eats some burger king he knows it's weird it's just that when you want burger king you specifically want burger king yknow

goodnight everybody, thank you again for all your kindness. gonna treat myself for the rest of this week as soon as this pain is over to make up for today being like this

this guy is my best friend

sharing this again since it's my birthday, no pressure to contribute but if you'd like to help chip in for a gift it'd be greatly appreciated 🩷

god the corbomite maneuver is a good episode

i'm so off my game this year. next year i'm absolutely throwing a huge party to make up for the fact that i've been spending this year in pain at work and in pain on my couch

vibe coded? no this website doesn't feel very "vibe coded" to me. vibes usually feel good. and they work

and on my birthday of all days...

*Picard talking to replicator voice* t-girl gay hot

WAIT ACTUALLY BEFORE I NAP CYNTHIA'S GIFT IS HERE CYNTHIA'S GIFT IS HERE EEEEEEE

pain's comin back. gonna take a nap. how can a girl be expected to birthday under these conditions

i have way more than 15 dollars

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Quick Magik sketch

my brother delivered his gifts and the ones from my parents and lol it's so funny how as soon as i came out my mom and dad stopped getting my things aligned with my interests. everything from them was generic, one of their gifts was a fucking crossword puzzle 😭😭

vintage garfield button for my birthday... omg....