Video game developer APE-AHAB reportedly broke down in tears after his monster taming role-playing game "Monster Crown: Sin Eater" sold only 23 copies worldwide: "Fuuuuuuck dude this game cost so much money I'm so fucked"

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

grim fandango, tim schafer talking about the game in early development (1997) archive.org/details/Comp...

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Ubisoft finally figured out what the fuck everyone wants. We don't want a remaster or a remake or whatever the fuck please god just give us the video game unmolested

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still mopping up my cum

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the ps3 finally has no games left

I just blew the biggest load of my life. I'm swimming in it.

when you let your pet sniff the groceries vs when you don't

im so fucked up

oh my god

yay #telefang

it's a small, small world. shoutouts to this guy on tf2 classified

I just don't like the direction Bandai has been taking with their AVGN Master Grades

there's no tactful way to say it, but your online game really is cooked if nobody wants to fuck any of your characters

jc denton at the supermarket: jc: 'the hottest hot sauce ever'. jc: incredible. jc, turning his head to another bottle of hot sauce: jc: 'there's never been a sauce as hot as this one'. jc: jc, stern: well one of you is lying.

AMAZING: this mobile suit pilot is considered an essential worker

Jiji has been successfully Evangelion'd (in watercolor) #Art #LupinTheThird #DaisukeJigen #JigenDaisuke

I gave it the sentence-mixing treatment

From: Treasure Island (1986–1988), dir. David Cherkassky, Kyivnaukfilm

bringing this back

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

pokemon doodles because I struggled trying to think of something cool to do with hsien-ko. What's your favourite trainer hmmm?

If you want a Zelda anime, watch Record of Lodoss War. It's near as damnit as you're ever going to get.

I'm Phillip Banks... and I'm STUPID! WA-WA-BBBBBBBBB

Fun fact: The Stargate SG-1 creator shared that the FN P90 ejecting downward was a huge blessing in filming because they did not have to worry about positioning the camera crew to avoid hot brass, and let them get cooler and dynamic shots.

This is the problem I have with publishers right now. Every one I've spoken with lately has basically gone "your game needs to be finished and you need to be a guaranteed success before it even gets to us." They want you to spend millions, and they want 40-50% minimum to barely market your game.

Buncha crap from werk

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this is so true

point final: all of this plays out in the shadow of the all encompassing terror that your dad has a bigger dick than you

-somehow being good at racing makes you more desierable to women. the actual process of why is non-existent, as girls do not have character. it is simply so -once you have your reward of a real girlfriend you spend the entire time thinking about all the men you'd rather be racing instead

-true intimacy is only possible between men -manhood is performed and won by succumbing to the death drive -the only way to understand another man is to race him -cars are penises but in a non-judgemental way. you do not need the biggest dick/fastest car. every penis is beautiful

-every male character is superficially obsessed with sex -all the girls are insanely boring and without interiority -they are constantly drawn half naked but barely look human -no one actually has sex ever or knows what it is beyond possessing a woman in some abstract way -mothers don't exist

initial d is the most important study of straight male heterosexuality of all time. it is the only text you need