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I know things and squeak a lot. Begrudgingly Seattle.
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failnaut
about 15 hours ago
"i am used to my money buying me immediate access to any politician"
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Casval Rem Pike-un ☄️🏳️⚧️
about 17 hours ago
thinking about the guy who made 260 wikipedia edits about Gundam while on the clock. 🫡
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Michael
1 day ago
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
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Possum A-ko
about 17 hours ago
Sonic Adventure 2 has all your favorite musical styles!
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Daily Tokusatsu
about 17 hours ago
Kaiketsu Zubat Episode 1: After the Explosion, the Wandering Begins
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Thinking about how many horror games and movies evoke the industrial concrete-and-chickenwire brutalism of soviet russia and eastern europe, and wondering what the US equivalent is. Texas Chainsaw Massacre? The Hills have Eyes? Is hillbilly horror on the open plains a uniquely American vibe?
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Win98 Tech Support
1 day ago
For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting
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Mark Lemley
2 days ago
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
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Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
https://electrek.co/2025/11/04/australia-has-so-much-solar-that-its-offering-everyone-free-electricity-3h-day/
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andy™
1 day ago
what a headline
www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...
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One of the Greatest Wall Street Investors of All Time Announces Retirement
Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.
https://www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi-one-of-the-greatest-wall-street-investors-of-all-time-announces-retirement/
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Thomas Frampton
1 day ago
Correction. Our costume was: "ALLEGED assault with a deli weapon, AN ALLEGATION ULTIMATELY REJECTED BY A JURY OF HIS PEERS AFTER CAREFUL DELIBERATION."
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Hans, Faffing 🐺🐕🦺
1 day ago
Jury 👏 of 👏 Peers 👏 Jury Duty as your public service is now more important than it’s ever been! One of the closest ways you can impact the law is participating in your summons!
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Daniel Ahmad
1 day ago
Lmao
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The Verge
2 days ago
The Czinger 21C is a halo car for the future military-industrial complex
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The Czinger 21C is a halo car for the future military-industrial complex
The 21C is like nothing else on the road.
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Buckinghamshire Archives
3 days ago
Hoping this helps our colleagues across the industry
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Steeple
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Dominique Ramsey 𓃥
2 days ago
True colors
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Ambassador (ret.) Janet Sanderson
2 days ago
From the Guardian. Cartoonist Ella Baron.
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(also since a lot of my previous work focused on inflation during covid it's funny seeing the names of managers I used to work with on the funds I'm moving my 401k into)
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I am not a financial advisor but I would like all my friends to know that, as someone who works in investment banking, I have now officially moved my 401k over from exposure to U.S. equities to TIPS (inflation protected treasury bonds) and a non-US bond mix while we ride out the AI shit.
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dagneo 🥐 Kumoricon J1 ☁️
3 days ago
Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
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Firr
2 days ago
Called in a favor and asked a friend to start the show a couple minutes early so I could catch the fountain show, full moon, and a rocket launch all in one shot. Couldn't ask for a better way to end the night.
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Edward Delandre
4 days ago
big mech turn around of sorts! Oil painting on panel 16"x20"
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Hundreds of Beavers Movie
2 days ago
WE ARE AWARE
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Ravin Boodram
3 days ago
This labeller never misses
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Firr
3 days ago
I'm charging my car. A driverless waymo parked next to me. It sat there for like 5 minutes before a dude drove up to plug it in and drove away again. I asked the guy and he said he lives in an apartment building a block away and they pay him $5 each trip to plug the car in. The future kinda sucks.
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Samantha Maldonado
3 days ago
Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
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Alex Berg
3 days ago
Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
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Turbro
3 days ago
Oh my god it was right after the chorus dropped too
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Tim Onion
3 days ago
What I learned tonight is the future of the Democratic Party is a trans Muslim CIA agent wine mom who wants to eliminate capitalism and barter with people on the free bus.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani
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THEY ARE PLAYING "I WILL SURVIVE"
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Someone out there, I am sure, saw the writing on the wall in June 20th and is about to 6x their bet.
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I saw a Maybach in person for the first time - it had handicap plates and was parked at the front of a whole foods the day that food stamps benefits expire. Like a surreal comedy. To be fair, my first Rolls Royce sighting was getting $5 tikka masala on Devon street / Little India in Chicago.
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋
4 days ago
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
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Alejandra Caraballo
3 days ago
Decision Desk HQ has called the Virginia governors race for Spanberger. The millions of dollars in anti trans ads fell completely flat there.
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Ethan M. Aldridge
3 days ago
Sable: A Ghost Story
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Da Scary Rose
4 days ago
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bunnymutt
3 days ago
HOW TO FEEL ALIVE
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jgminto
3 days ago
I'm always thinking of this one.
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doublemmia
4 days ago
It's Yoshiyuki Tomino's birthday! Share your favorite image of him
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Richard Kadrey
5 days ago
Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.
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depths of wikipedia
10 days ago
In 2008, Google created an ad-powered wiki encyclopedia called Knol, seen as a "Wikipedia killer" amid its highly-publicized launch. And the Wikimedia Foundation gave an unbothered response that I quite like: "the more good free content, the better for the world." Anyway Knol instantly flopped
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Casval Rem Pike-un ☄️🏳️⚧️
4 days ago
Happy birthday to the hero of the One Year War.
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headfallsoff
4 days ago
also fun to see people arguing about literature like its final fantasy games. truly all men are brothers
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ompuco
8 months ago
I can finally share the full version of my BUG-OUT segment from my 2022 Funny Rave set Track is «Rewind« by John Nieuwsma (bonezone/hell edit) used emulated NTSC visuals for the text intro and prior, then real composite mixing with my Panasonic WJ-AVE5 mixer
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TAKADA
5 days ago
Ego Dissonance
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