America lost its way when everyone stopped picking up hitchhikers, even though nothing bad ever really happened there were so many stories about what could happen we quit trusting one another enough to give rides

when is it gonna be Infrastructure Week again

very climate terrorist coded of me but my very favorite thing to do in the whole world is go for a long fucking drive

gay guys will watch GILDA (1946) and be like "oh I'm such an old soul" no baby you're not you just watched a Rita Heyworth picture while gay

looking at Red Wing shoes (made in Red Wing, Minnesota) and look at these genderfluid work boots with a cunty lil heel

remember, the UN General Assembly has six working languages — English, French, Arabic, Mandarin, Russian, and Spanish — and anything anyone says on the floor, no matter how meandering, deranged, or stupid, some poor sonofabitch has to translate in real time to the delegation

Pixel "what's playing" mode where it's always listening for music and tells you what it is in the notification tray is like having a super intense music gay companion, car half a block away was not even blasting a song and I was like wait I know this banger and phone says "gurl that's Ashanti"

seeing someone have both Microsoft Excel and the Calculator app open on their screen and just sighing very deeply

I do like it when Christians try to prophesy some shit happening on an important date in the Hebrew calendar, like oh, so you bitches HAVE been paying attention to The Moon and yet you're still fucking it up

was trying to remember what was the deal with Jeffree Starr who I remembered as being some kind of internet makeup demon and got vacuumed into pawing through 375 page Reddit thread and this is an example of why you should not even know the names of internet personalities

Richmond, Virginia's proudest export

we haven't heard from Foxes in a while where is she we need her

the lesson everyone should have been taking out of L1 ConLaw is that the law itself is prima facie unconstitutional but instead we have to have a stare decisis legitimacy crisis

what the Government Autism Detectives fail to recognize is when our mothers were pregnant in the 70s it would have been much easier for them to have listed the known substances they were not currently taking

There are a few opinions I've heard on why we bake round challot for the high holidays, but my favorite is that by turning the plaits over on themselves instead of braiding them, you symbolize the additive continuity of your personal journey, and the finished shape represents the cycles of life

was shown a video of a lady with a ""hack"" for challah where she adds butter to her dough and I am already on edge so this is what's gonna make me finally snap

I don't need a cure for autism but I do need a way to, after completing some sort of attempt at a social interaction, automatically have the person notified that I'm sorry and I really didn't mean for it to be Like That but I was trying my best and I do want to be friends please

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I have booked an appointment at the University of Minnesota map library

the person or persons responsible for this bus ad....... Prison, honey

to get ahead of whatever the fuck is coming today, notes from an autist: * the "cause" of autism is as dead an end as the "cause" of gay, even if we knew we shouldn't "do something about it" * similarly, we can't "cure" autism any more than we can cure you being a bitch * RFK Jr. is a fucking idiot

If you see this, post a concert pic you took Lucy Dacus, hometown show with her high school class orchestra covering Cher's "Believe" July 29, 2022 Brown's Island Richmond, VA

if they ban autism we'll just do an autistic general strike and every train in America will hurtle directly into the sea within three hours. you people can't stop this from happening. they will beg us to come back and resume doing our various autisms

just looked up how koala babies work. terrible. just fucking awful. I hate it so much

this is the best thing any model has ever done in history. everybody who has ever even briefly entered a hair color aisle anywhere in the United States or Canada knows her. her. she. I just think

if you like ranking personal achievements and having a neat excuse to explore more, I've been enjoying this little web app called Wandrer that vacuums up my Strava rides and keeps records on the unique road segments. Made me weirdly proud to know I've ridden over 1/4 of Minneapolis! wandrer.earth

I bought this shirt at a vintage shop in Tulsa, Oklahoma

seeing PULP live was a dream come true for me, Jarvis Cocker is the only English man there's ever been

I love how you can look down and see what's on cars' little display thingies when you're on the bus, two men in a car listening to Reputation? i_know_what_u_are homophobic dog dot png

this headline. like. you .... you can't really host it with him now can you

lying on the internet for clout is disgusting, I love to tell lies on the internet but I draw the line at telling ones that resemble a thing that could be a true fact

I see that Article V literacy has not improved in the last few years

my pitch is I shouldn't need to manually do coffee maker stuff. there should be a terrible machine hooked up to the plumbing which loads a volume of coffee from a hopper into a filter and removes it to a bin on completion. this awful machine lives under the sink and you can turn a tap for hot coffee

have not even finished watching this episode and I already had to bring everything to a screeching halt and make a "Greatest Hits of Joey Jay From The First Half Of RuPaul Program S13E03" video

btw the cattle herd being this small means a lot of soybeans and corn won't get sold domestically, so you would normally figure we'd export that but there are massive tariffs so you can't do that so,..., yeah. Iowa is fubar man

now this, THIS I sorely missed on the Apple iPhone mobile telephone

sweet little rainbow out there in South Minneapolis, lads

this time of day six years ago, I was being admitted to detox — blank, empty, and unable to care for myself in even the simplest ways. and today? six years sober and doing OK, man if you're struggling, know you'll be wrapped in all the love you need when you decide to live again. we can do this 💙

This is truly jaw-dropping, the court said, on its own authority (sua sponte) instead of in response to a motion from the other party, that the complaint is far too sloppy to be actionable. It’s federal court TL;DR. Great lawyering as always, Team Trump!!

half-centennial of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald will be on November 10, 2025 btw. we’ve all agreed to be normal about it

yeah I went through this journey! it took one grocery run with two 12-packs of Diet Coke on an e-bike — one I was used to groaning through on my regular bike — to make the lightbulb click that the battery assist vastly increases the number of trips that are Viable Bike Trips, by distance and volume

remembering this clip of Prince Philip's death being announced during a broadcast of a dance music show on BBC Radio 1, the way it sounds like it could have been a beat drop, the way this thumbnail pic of DJ Charlie Hedges from the stream looks.... ugh it's so good

look, I have no reason to doubt op’s sincerity here. maybe they do feel very strongly about this. but do you think…. when the person was making this graphic. do you think they ever stopped and considered…. if it was maybe just a little melodramatic or

this guy is fucking great, but let’s talk about how the Governor of Minnesota canonically lives in St. Paul and they put the Minneapolis skyline behind this man…… they’re gonna bring back passport controls at the Minneapolis-St. Paul border. this is gonna be an incident

love that the Lieutenant Governor of my state is named "Peggy," like I think she's awesome but it's wild that like..... "Lieutenant Governor Peggy"

someone at work has used their mind to create a New Microsoft Excel Spreadsheet The Whole Team Will Share For Some Reason

are things bad? yes. do I think it is wise to take in this true fact and conclude that you are the Main Character and are in specific personal danger of a worst-case scenario you just made up in your head or read from somebody online whose posts are always in the form of a panic attack? no. I do not

in this cover cropping, one of my goals was max biomass — grow lots of green manure — so I applied the North American indigenous “three sisters” agricultural tactic here: growing stuff that climbs along stuff that makes tall stalks to climb! here’s cowpeas climbing sunflower and sunn hemp stalks :-)

whichever one of you gay people told me to get a subscription called “Dropout” to look at something called “Game Changer”….. thank you. you were right. I thought it would be Improv People and okay it only kinda is. it’s very very funny and entertaining to look at

I'm a broken record but First Amendment protection is the one, single fucking only thing in American governance that is sincerely, truly the best in the world. nobody else has this level of freedom backed up by this strong a body of jurisprudence that's been loath to restrict it. it's our Best Thing