some of u never had ur Netscape Communicator 4 home page set to madonna dot com and it shows

finding out that "prompt engineering" in working with a legacy codebase is where, after the computer has gobbled up an hour of time chewing on something stupid, you look at what wreckage it has wrought and just type "okay let's try it again but do it correctly this time"

i wish upon all of you exactly one (1) day in my inbox with all the people and products you never even heard of that have a person citing social stats idgaf about lol everything has a fuckin team and if you see it it's been worked lol google oneshotted itself girl bfr about things

Ray of Pussy

I have just accessed the Madonna website at madonna.com and perceived this image

foggy is such a good vibe for early mornings

kinda weird how we coalesced on the demonym for Earth people as "Earthlings." not a very common construction, "-ling"

after a sweaty night's sleep last night I concluded today is the day to move the real coats off the rack by my door and only now am I seeing the forecast for the weekend

newly elected Magyar Péter declares: "Itt az ideje a twinkreformnak," promising the Hungarian people that comprehensive twink reform is on the agenda for his government. RT if you agree, the time for twinkreformnak is NOW!!!

You can learn more about the motion sickness immune Deaf men who volunteered to be part of a decade of basic science research on how the body responds to weightlessness from Gallaudet University's exhibit "Deaf Difference + Space Survival" gallaudet.edu/schuchman-do...

I do not remember anything that happened in HBO Euphoria and I watched the entirety of it. can not recall a single detail about what was happening or w/e. I know there were some teenagers (?) but yeah idk

let's all take a deep breath and look at the garments India Ferrah is offering for sale via Instagram Stories

They are signaling that they are evil

not to sound dramatic or anything but Minneapolis only picking up the recycling every other week is ruining my life

Olivia, 20 seconds on the internet should have told you there's no such thing as "being half-Jewish." You're either a Jew or you're not. It's utterly "unlike being mixed-race" because you have a choice in how you want to negotiate this. Don't be an idiot.

the 30 Rock where Jenna finds out there's gonna be a Janis Joplin movie and Liz goes out with Peter Dinklage and Jack hires Salma Hayek to be his mother's nurse

Dutch people can't go to heaven

since it almost entirely takes place in two rooms I do believe BOUND (1996) would make a great stage show

Gina Gershon opening the trap under Jennifer Tilly's kitchen sink in BOUND (1996) hashtag great moments in sapphic cinema

I need Myki Meeks and Darlene Mitchell to take turns reading the tweet off a teleprompter

I wrote down "the Pope is WEAK on Crime" on an index card with a pencil to make sure I was parsing the sentiment correctly

time 4 my favorite Wachowski sisters picture!!!!!

Penzey's Very Hot Indian-Style Crushed Red Pepper you will always be famous in this household

in the scheme of things not priority no. 1 but Orbán's government withdrew Hungary from Eurovision because it's too faggy so it's not impossible to hope we could see them back next year

From Magyar's speech: "mistakes will be corrected, and the artificially dug ditches will be filled in. The guilty will be held accountable. From now on, we will not be a country without consequences. Those who stole from our country must take responsibility." index.hu/belfold/2026...

did it work, Rod

I think we can all agree the real winner of this election was the A/V industry of Budapest

she voted Tisza

Know Your Hungarian 🇭🇺 "S"es: * "sz" = "s" as in "soup" * "s" = "sh" as in "shit"

ORBÁN CALLED MAGYAR TO CONGRATULATE HIM, IT'S HAPPENING

saw someone panicking that Tisza's Wikipedia describes them as "centre-right" and asking why people are rooting for them and that kinda sums up the Proud 2024 Non-Voter bit a little too on the nose

a Hungarian term I like a lot is "fostalicska," used where we might "dumpster fire" but with the much more evocative of a situation that's hopelessly fucked and out of control meaning of "wheelbarrow full of diarrhea"

doing the Europa Universalis V tutorial..... some advice I've learned the hard way from playing several skillion hours of these games is that every time you are offered a "Recap" of some elements that have been presented to you, that is there to make you even more confused

she can be this dumb. you will never go broke betting on people being this dumb

reading about syncretic Brazilian spirit-medium religions (there are several dozen), learning that in Quimbanda the female spirits are all prostitutes and they possess gay guys to make them act up

this Nine Inch Noize set

stamping "verified by Molly" on my hole pics so everyone knows

It is very difficult for me to think of any individual person who is more responsible for this site's one real usability problem — the constant, unyielding spam from thousands of automatically registered accounts purporting to be in Gaza — than this reckless, ridiculous, deeply credulous idiot

Minnesota hairdresser today told me bc u get a free refill with a large popcorn at the movies her mom takes a gallon Zip-Loc bag with her and when she gets the refill she puts it in the Zip-Loc bag and walks out of the theater with the bag full of popcorn in the tub

watching GODdison Rae at Coachella, I love being gay and thinking this shit is great

Ethel Cain's bespoke overalls from Dior for Coachella....... that is mothér

also I got a St. Paul Haircut (which sounds like a corny street fighting combo move, e.g. "and then he finished 'im off with the ol' reliable St. Paul Haircut"

went to McDonald's for just a large fries and a Dr. Pepper and realized when I got outside they didn't give me a straw but the vibes were kinda off in there so instead of going back in I drove down to a gas station and got a large Dr. Pepper so I could get a straw with it and now I have so much soda

Elephaba said defying isn't enough anymore I'm gonna

yea people have tried to pull phony sexual abuse and harassment allegations against public figures, but turns out our systems are extremely robustly configured to root those out and land the persons who did so in legal hell and/or actual prison, so the incentive against trying it is extremely strong

missed the autism class where we learned that you can wear whatever if you're autistic enough

I love it when Scully aims her loaded service weapon at her FBI partner Mulder, she has to do this approximately 7x every month for some reason

ordered delivery...... does anybody know a single Punjabi guy who cooks they can set me up with