Yeah this really overstates how much American evangelicals care about the myriad Christian communities' presence in Jerusalem. There are very few Protestants of any flavor at all there, and they have functionally no representation in those agreements, so they have no privileged access to any sites.

"and at that moment, I wondered if his eye would have watched so ceaselessly if he had to date in New York City. Sauron might say he suffers no rival, but you just have to figure sometimes he might, just a little bit, after a bad night at Balzac"

just found out Jessie J has been putting out music. it's going over great

in this X-Files because a nursing home's residents were all getting hopped up on Malay sex mushrooms that anger the ghosts in the building they deported a guy? to solve the sex ghost mushroom problem???

a New York newspaper having anything to say about pizza from Columbus, Ohio, the most 1991 city in America and it's not even close, should be against the laws of that great city @zohran fix this

I have, in actual fact, heard the saying "the alligator closest to the boat" in alligator-free Minnesota, and crucially, have *not* heard this elsewhere, as a means of referring to "the most immediate problem that needs to get solved first," no I can not explain this

scored a "pineapple bun" (so called not because it contains pineapple, but because of its appearance) at a Hong Kong-style bakery in Eden Prairie, a tangzhong type light bread with a sugar cookie dough topping, it's bigger than my hand but incredibly light and airy

this is the most tedious thing anybody has ever placed into my replies online and I have received several utterly tedious replies in my day

the Chicken Al Pastor at Chipotle is good as hell

just renewed my Minnesota car tax at a kiosk by the grocery store checkout which printed off the new stickers and registration right there??? the future!!!!

my face is the front of shop my face is the real shop front myy shop is the face I front I'm real when I shop my face

When Minneapolis was considering closing the Hiawatha Golf Course and redesigning the space as a park, a manifesto in pamphlet format called "Make The Golf Course A Public Sex Forest" was printed and circulated widely in the city. It makes some good points! theanarchistlibrary.org/library/anon...

[last night's mainline RuPaul warning] the runway theme was "From Wholesome to Folsom" and Darlene Mitchell is the only woman that matters

yeah these are all good it brings me no pleasure to report etc. but these are all good

been waiting for the right time to tell u people about this. if you buy the AMC Theaters brand "Extra Butter" microwave popcorn every bag comes with its own buttery flavor topping packet. and when you take them out of the box it looks like piss packets

okay how long are we doing embargo-wise now for new mainline RuPaul program eps, like how many days do I have to wait before putting up that one runway lqqk that Darlene Mitchell did, please give me the answer that I want to hear

btw whatever STOP! THAT! TRAIN! is I will watch it you will simply not convince me not to go look at whatever that is

Hormona Lisa's Instagram page is my happy place

bought a pint of one of the best ice creams in the world btw, luv u Minneapolis

one thing about watching shows that aired a very long time ago, this "is Scully gonna die" arc in season 2 doesn't hit as good as it probably did when you didn't know it was gonna run for 9 seasons

bought some organic sugar-free cola at the co-op because it was the closest thing they had to what I wanted (a sweet iced tea) and it tastes like leachate from a garbage bag full of swamp water that was hung up in a persimmon tree

cold Minnesota wind can't get me through the WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA bumping

would anyone like to look at this platter of fried pickles that's $6 on happy hour which was just brought to me

wind chill 20⁰F in Minneapolis, Minn. I deserve a large cheeseburger

I thought Slayyyter was heterosexual, like the kind of lady you see at the grocery store, but blessèd be the fruit she is Not

another day writing detailed, thorough, and thoughtful comments on PRs from junior engineers that just diarrhea'd them out of the fucking chatbot

I am also contemplating the Isadore S. Jachman Memorial Survival Edition Tefillin at this time. if you wish to contemplate this matter as well myself and mr. swolecialism welcome your participation in this exercise

all week long I've had DTs, for Whiskey Fridays with TD, now that Whiskey Friday's here, the douche water runs so clear

WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA is one of the boldest pop outings this decade, Slayyyter is one of the very few artists literate enough in the Americana of strip mall loading docks and basement ragers to blast furnace its discordant white-hot temper into musical tantrum for gutter skanks in compact SUVs, ⭐⭐⭐⭐

gm (good Minnesota) to the Duluth Aerial Bridge

why do I believe that eating too much bread in the days leading up to Pesach is going to somehow load up my internal bread tank. as if somehow I'll be able to make a withdrawal from my Memory of Chametz Bank during.

this pan-Baltic salmon tin packaging really drives home how in an area the size of Oklahoma they have three such comically non-mutually-intelligible languages

More importantly, Maxine Shaw Attorney at law, and if you don’t understand this, you have more problems than still enjoying those wizard books

Daniel Radcliffe is in a sitcom program executive produced by Tina Fey called "The Rise and Fall of Reggie Dinkins" that is currently visible on Peacock, he is extremely funny on it, you can look at him in that

this X-Files is like "oh no Mulder is sex horny about the vampire lady" and it's like I can not think of something that would surprise me less

I do believe St. Louis is America's no. 1 large city for winding up in a situation where you have no choice but to wrestle a cop's service weapon away from him

McDonald's Norway is doing a special on the "Sour Cream & Onion Beef" meal for 107kr ($11.03)

I literally can't think of a ruder thing than to drop an 18 year old Norwegian, accustomed to a country that is overflowing with oil money and fastidiously tidy to the point of anal retentive, into Missouri, a state whose economy is driven mostly by vacuuming meth out of roadside trash mounds

I have been treating myself to two hot dogs after I log off as a reward for completing an entire workday without getting so annoyed that I go shopping for anthrax spores online

I can not and will not take "USian" seriously you're just saying shit for the fuck of it

I don't think Belgian culture is worth preserving because you can't separate the bad from the good and the bad so hugely outweighs the good. I don't say this glibly and I don't want to believe it, but I don't see a future for humanity with Belgium in it. - me after one bite of "paling in 't groen"

oh no: hot gay guy who is always on vacation now dj somehow

the proposal is we pivot from humans with language capability writing software code to writing human language to instruct software to write software code and as a person who has used human language to attempt to describe processes before I would like to note that I can say all kinds of dumb bullshit

wow your husband knows you're on here? I didn't ask but ok

lol after the 2025 growing season you can't possibly believe there's a lot of appetite to put even more corn in the ground

I do not recommend content from "Australia" as a matter of principle unless it truly deserves to be received and Deadloch, the spoofy lesbian detective mystery program, is extremely important to receive

sorry sorry I know I've put him up before but I am once again staring at "Leafy," the mascot of the Village Hearth Bakery in St. Cloud, Minn., and thinking about the drawing and Loafy and the tag line "Loafy loves this bread!," I'm looking at all of this stuff that's happening

this is one of the very best impressions I've ever seen anybody execute *of* anybody else with any level of preparation, not to mention just rolling directly into it off the cuff, the /mɛtʃ/ I'm losing it

Absolutely bowled over that Lisa Kudrow has had a DEAD-ON Parker Posey impression this WHOLE time.

the Switch is an important video game console format bc you can just pick it up and take it out to the porch with you to smoke