I'm starting to feel that Paul Verhoeven went easy on America.

Cocaine vs Confederates was incredibly entertaining

I feel like this has been on my phone for 20 years (somehow) and I'm almost mad that it still makes me laugh. I'm a simple lad, at the end of the day.

how do the Mets get all the shit lol

You can't use the phone and AOL at the same time

That HLSR lineup sucks

I just saw "joe judge, QB coach" and lost my shit for like a minute

An updated look at the Milan Olympic hockey rink

New video! 🚨 Lenny is just a guy. Lenny is not special. Lenny doesn't really do anything. So, of course, Lenny is one of the most beloved characters in Simpsons history. Let's take a look at the man, the meme, the legend, and try to figure out what all the buzz is about 👀 youtu.be/b1x9a-dX_I8?...

SHAQ: whaddaya say chuck CHUCK: that trae trade, what the wizards gave up for him, that’s the biggest crime in DC since january 6 ERNIE: and the pistons beat the grizzlies by 14

Actually Lynchian

Please stop reposting that BNO News account. All they’re doing is reposting information from Minnesota journalists but without any credit or sourcing.

Someone tell Schumer that the imaginary couple that live in his head probably cares about a US citizen being summarily executed in the street

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

In case anyone would like to know how truly stupid the average Texan is, last night someone told me that the tobacco in Europe "isn't as bad for you" because they dont "use all those additives"

Trevor Zegras: full-time hockey player, part-time agent. #ANAvsPHI | @KendallSkalicky

There's a reply that says "We need an Evangelion graphic" and *brother no*

This implies Stroud is gonna get shot at the end of the season

There's a guy at the bar doing very obvious SOF stolen valor for the local idiots, and there's just no hope for this country hahahahaha

That's Pete Buttigieg

Related: Is the literal kidnapped head of state gonna have a Federal PD?

If I was a Québécois nationalist and saw a team in Colorado do this, I'd blow up the horse at the Denver airport

The wisdom of Mr. Rogers is eternal:

Joe Burrow when Myles Garrett needed one more sack

This came to me in a dream

Obligatory

No symbolism intended—just playing with a long lens, aligning the cathedral's cross with a smokestack in Chalmette

I refuse to watch the "Florida Panthers" play hockey inside what looks like a boss fight stage from an Armored Core game

Just become a Protestant already, Robert

As called by David Kellum on Ole Miss radio:

lane kiffin’s alone in his bentley right now blasting marvin’s room so loud the windows are shaking

The End of Evangelion Episode 26' Sincerely Yours I Need You

Not doing Dry January but going to try not to get completely soaked like December

Shooting off fireworks inside the stadium is aggressively New Orleans

Alabama boosters:

2026:

New York Giants Head Coach Ryan Day

Amaretto and Modelo. It somehow tastes like Dr. Pepper

Prayers for the Emperor

Yer da getting ready to say, "I'll see you next year" to everyone he meets on New Year's Eve

From an ocean away, my traditional NYE post: E.B. White in the New Yorker 91 years ago (1934), letting us see that there’s beauty in howling into the uncertain void. Running screaming into 2026 with all of you.

From The Vicar of Christ Upon The Earth to a podcaster

At least it's an ethos

The main thing we know abt Gore Vidal is that he’s kissed more boys than Lisa Simpson but this bit from Christine White’s wiki is wild

@davidjroth.bsky.social Introducing someone to Dark City for the first time