Current* conditions near Grand Haven, MI:

I do not like this gen AI I do not like what it implies I do not want it in my art I do not think it makes you smart I do not want it in my games I do not like its goals and aims I do not want it in my books I do not like the way it looks I do not like it, I don't care I do not want it anywhere

@davidjroth.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social Because I drink at the NASA bar I've been around Blue Angel pilots, and I can tell you they somehow make hockey players look like geniuses

"Four or five non-wins" would be a generously forgiving nickname for all but three of Tommy Tuberville's 21 seasons

I almost ordered a salad then I remembered RFK Jr is actively trying to kill all of us with lettuce-induced dysentery like we live on the fucking Oregon Trail.

JFK is best viewed as an oddly campy high school history class presentation from a kid who did half the reading the night before. Hilarious, but not intentionally.

"They played baseball while everything burned" is absolutely something The Man said to The Boy in The Road

That's Brian Bosworth in Stone Cold

it’s HIS day!!! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Shirley Povich on Shoeless is essential American sportswriting www.shoelessjoejackson.org/media/1941-w...

Mad Men is great because it allows you to say combinations of words like "The Heinz Ketchup arc"

Very funny they wear the medals everywhere because their winning moment ended up having no real cultural staying power

Farmers are the one group I'm fine with sacrificing to the Borg of private equity

Claude, drink 10,000 jugs of piss.

That claude commercial is the top to bottom dumbest thing I've ever seen

50 years ago, we were a proper country. The Bird and the Junkman at the 1976 #MLB All Star Game in #Philadelphia. #Baseball

me: i must practice the dharma also me:

Rewatching all of Poirot and a new reaction gif just dropped

This is an in-universe show that Jack would pitch on 30 Rock

Jurassic Park is so much better for Sam Neill being the backup for Harrison Ford. Grant's whole arc is "deeply non-Indiana Jones type of guy forced by circumstances to be Indiana Jones"

Images That Precede Theoretically Unfortunate Events

Jurassic Park Sam Neill 1947-2026

The third act of A Christmas Carol, one of the most famous examples of "don't die a dickhead, " was the ghost showing Scrooge how happy everyone was that he died and it was a big motivator for him to stop being a piece of shit and still we got a bunch of dickhead Dems talking up Lindsey Graham

“Family Feud” premiered 50 years ago today.

Watching the Red Sox trying to claw their way back and I finally understand the Camus line about "One must imagine Sisyphus happy."

OFFICIAL: Sen. Mitch McConnell's team has confirmed that he WILL be participating in the Home Run Derby during the MLB All-Star festivities.

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Christopher Nolan says people ‘disdain’ AI and the idea it will replace humans is ‘nonsense’

Shoresy background joke

The Strait is open. The Strait is closed. Mitch is alive. Mitch is dead. The war is on. The war is off. We have barred the gates. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow moves in the dark. They are coming.

Benoit Blanc (incredulous): Is this nominally august chamber even fully cognizant of how many of its number have slipped the veil?

red-state dems would crawl through broken glass to replace their repulsive senators and congressmen with even the most milquetoast dem, and california put trash-ass adam schiff in the senate

Look do you want Talarico to win or not

The characters in Yellowstone have to say their names every third sentence. These two things are related.

Being lectured on football, morality, and history by Americans is like having the internal combustion engine explained to me by my cat. Impressive that they're having a go but ultimately not very illuminating.

that’s a hit

AI dubbing something based on the second best thing Salinger ever wrote was a very specific insult to the brain

"I am going to try and pet the Elden Ring boss" always ends well

If even some milquetoast guy like Angus King died, Ted Cruz would be tweeting AI coffin drop videos

10 years of service time for Andrew Benintendi. I was the lone Red Sox fan in a bar packed to the rafters with Astros fans for Game 4 of the 2018 ALCS. You could hear the rats in the walls squeaking when Benny made this catch to end the game. It is my greatest baseball memory.

Per instructions in his last will & testament, the University of South Carolina marching band will play Call On Me by Eric Prydz at his funeral service

All I remember about Lindsey Graham is he smuggled Jared and Ivanka into Barbara Bush's funeral after saying in her Will she didn't want anyone from that family there

With that mullet in the year 2006, my man put all his points into football and left zero for everything else

Love when American soccer casuals talk about winning through athleticism, and maybe the greatest player ever is this guy

Every race in Middle Earth being obsessed with bureaucracy but not really being any good at it is Tolkien's best WW1 joke