Trump Curse lives???

Something something Ozzy

Stop looking at basketball and look at my cat

I really am kinda baffled by this Spurs performance but I'm on a subway car right now and basketball is also not My Sport.

when you check her drivers license

Don't want people to misinterpret this but I am also not a fan of celebrities getting attention at sports things.

All of you are gonna post "lol, lmao" in like five minutes and I'm gonna not know why

No, it's the children who are wrong...

seinfeld?

I saw Manny Ramirez hit a go-ahead home run against the Twins once.

Surprise! It's all old dudes in line to see Primus.

Remember when Biden met with a doctor who specialized in Parkinsons like 8 times because he was working on some Parkinsons initiative and the NYT was like BIDEN HAS PARKINSONS anyway

we cannot afford to make the mistakes of 1945 or 1865 again. we cannot show unity or compassion or try to be above justice and retribution. doing so if why this shit keeps happening.

General Rape Kids And Shit My Pants reporting for duty sir

Truth nuke

Whatever you do, remember to respect the feelings of the ivy-league twats who pile-drove the Red Sox franchise into the fucking ground. Future losing seasons depend on it!

We're doing amazing and just shipped a bunch of hits? Layoffs. We're doing badly and we need change? Also layoffs. Our new CEO is putting us on track and we're gonna do great? Believe it or not, also layoffs.

Fee fie fo fum, who turned off my mobile data? You are dumb.

the cars don't drive themselves and we're still nowhere near Mars, but you can't question Elon Musk's ability to deliver screwworms and racial violence

It's very charming that pointing out someone is a Nazi wifebeater makes some people defend them even harder.

The entire country and the world is being told in order to get along we need to pretend they have a valid point and sacrifice our own freedom, happiness, and lives to appease them. Why would I do that?

Wweeeeell its plausible he's not a nazi and it's definitely true that he's an idiot so let's stop talking about this altogether guys, we have a Blackwater merc with a nazi tattoo to elect.

Weird hill to die on when we're discussing not supporting a Nazi, thanks bro.👍

Please stop posting like this if you are from / in Canada.

You are reading shitlib respectability politics because that’s who you follow.

"gamer" in bio

Thanks for letting us know.👍

lmao

Oh hey, it's a guy the Red Sox traded.

i have absolutely fucking had it with 100% of all of this shit. gambling websites, lies, cryptocurrency, rampant corruption, lies, deep fakes, lies, plagiarism, devaluation of expertise, lies, bile, abuse, violence, bombs, genocides, lies, plutocrats, oligarchs, and lies. fucking enough. rules time

Shaq is fucking my wife?!😃

Help all my pets are shedding.

Like a seizure or something?

I DIS NOT ASK YOU ASSHOLES FOR YET ANOTHER APP

As an idiot who likes Fire Emblem too much, I am more than excited to place this delicately on my shelf next to the other Fire Emblems.

Sitting here wondering what sort of cope is flying around in the Red Sox front office.

If Punk leaves then what's Danhausen gonna do

And with this, he's earned another two months of OPSing what my grandma could (and she's dead).

It's "rapper tried to wade into rock music" time again.

Blocked! For being annoying

Should've wedged a "Siri" reference in there to prove you have the utmost respect for women.

we watched Fetterman drag his state and our party through the mud for years but leave it to the great whites of Maine to tell everyone else that we had better quit warning them about their own make-believe working class populist

Forgot to mention that I learned last night that my dumbass dog doesn't know what a skunk is.

I absolutely despise big truck guys

The Beak That Absorbs Itself

That's.... okay. Cool.

Ah, that's what I needed to see.

After we nationalize pro sports we need to make it law that 100% of games are broadcast live nationwide on free TV.

I bet "President" feta cheese is cursed too.