*sweaty man with a camera crew shows up at my workplace* ah, the perfect person to talk to

they want people to pull their kids out of childcare and force women to be full time caretakers btw. they want women out of the workplace. they want to push us back into a role of complete dependence and subservience to white men. they hate us.

John Wilkes Booth laments number of dead presidents.

Another Bruins contest comes to a close! Yeah, let's just leave him in the penalty box. Like, all night.

Ok that's not roughing I guess

I would move to Texas for the food. NormanRockwell.jpg

Uhhhhh that looked like a catch.

I'm a cat now.

NHL referees: brought to you by DraftKings!

Wow, what a genius! Let's do everything we can to win his voters over or something.

Happy Halloween!

She followed around a Parkland kid to harass him about how school shootings aren’t real, and her doing this shit propelled her to conspiracy internet fame then Congress. You do not have to hand it to her.

Yeah I lived in Boston during art school.

Kinda sucks that management guy has diarrhea-mouth.

As @jewstein3000.bsky.social and others have pointed out, it's also hypocritical of him to make this joke as someone who has done extensive advocacy for 9/11 responders. Having access to clean air is a key environmental issue in both situations.

Sergio Aragones liked my comics.

I have convinced myself that playing an RPG that's way too long every winter is a "tradition" and not "a really stupid thing that I do every year for no reason".

I just KNEW frogs were BOTW Zelda's special interest.

More people recognize me at the wrestling show I go to every week? I guess slowly undoing decades of traumatic shit counts.

Scott Norton still underappreciated.

Bradley Pee Moss

Circling back around on how the sales pitch of the GOP for a long time has been "were the normal ones" and when they got the keys they immediately revealed themselves as absolute freak perverts

He deleted the post but here's another one. This guy loves to blame arabs and muslims for not wanting to be massacred. bsky.app/profile/brad...

Heh, good job lefties!!! 😏 *posts a video of trump explaining there was no fundamental difference between his Gaza policy and Biden’s*

Bradley Pee Moss

It should be obvious that Vince isn't gonna be "gone" until he's dead.

Maybe it's cause im a finnicy bitch, but even in the tumblr "hellsite" days I have NEVER had this problem. following tons of cool artists/funny peeps and then weeding out the noise and such. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISNT THE NORM!? YOU GUYS BEEN CHUGGING THE UNFILTERED ALGO-SLOP THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!

I announced it ten years ago.

Hmmmmmm looks like someone should've gone for seven.

Shut the fuck up ma'm.

I have stayed at hotels within 50 miles from home after an event due to being too impaired to drive home, or due to losing power at home in the dead of winter. This sort of policy could kill people, homeless or not. It is outrageous.

Do either of these teams know how to defend?

Justin, you're really annoying.

Hey look all of Epstein's clients are worried about crime.

Dr. Strangelove. Not because it was obscene or frightening but just because most of it went right over my six year-old head.

lol

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIR

Hello sir, I have come to write an essay in your mentions in response to an offhand comment you made.

They probably asked chatGPT and it said "no the genie stays out of the bottle".

Google is hosting a CBP app that uses facial recognition to identify immigrants, while simultaneously removing apps that report the location of ICE officials because Google sees ICE as a vulnerable group. “Big tech has made their choice.” www.404media.co/google-has-c...

Come to the Onion's mentions, see crylaughs and people who treat it like a serious news outlet.

looking very proud of herself on the chair she destroyed

my mom is having a meltdown over a fucking cupcake

I see "Blooper" and I still think about Braden Looper.

damn bari how much free time have you got

Why does his face look like it's peeling off? Did he inject himself with the wrong kind of young person blood?

You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check

baby bnuuy no

Did 00's Internet humor only reach Japan three years ago or something? #Toonami