my kingdom for an electorate that, when throwing the bums out, does not immediately replace them with the previous bums

Calling yourself a "REAL Trump guy" in an ad certainly is a choice these days.

Feels like people are gonna figure out how to make this work without the headset sooner or later.

i believe rfk jr and kid rock should be able to act as they please in private but maybe not be in control of the fda and cdc but they tell me this is a radical left position

my backlog's backlog

rigged rigged!!!!

Chappell Roans are first encountered in Stage 7: The Crusher

Your Horoscope For Today, sorry not taking any questions at this time.

Government for sweaty dipshits, by sweaty dipshits.

Mind blowing few paragraphs

>biggest advertising spot in the games industry for free >secretly funded by one of the largest game publishers in the world >investors attempt to spin bad publicity as a moral failing of the industry's consumers holy shit. it's an actual, genuine industry plant game... lmfao

Gen Xers were too weak from having divorced parents and drinking leaded water from the hose to defend themselves from millennial attacks so they voted for Trump as a strongman to protect them

I'm sure it's been said already but they're clearly running on fumes if concern trolling is what they've resorted to.

I should get $100 in my bank account every time I see RFK jr’s face and $500 every time I have to read some fuckass thing he said and $8000 every time I have to hear his voice. I should have all my personal debt wiped out if I have to read anything at all about his personal life

I actually don't need to see a video of RFK and his weird friend flipping me off on the timeline, thanks.

I love to make my first post 8 minutes ago while following 1500 people.

More than willing to bet the average Hollywood "idea guy" is this dumb or dumber.

People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.

So when do we throw them all in jail? Just asking.

Haha. Okay.

why would gintama need context

Sorry your health insurance costs so much more this year, we needed to make fancy airplanes for illiterate dog-murderers

Drew one of the best Sonics I've ever drawn, today. OwO

when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is

They will collect ALL the Red Sox' terrible starters.

Every time this happens I imagine whatever person it is who's stupid enough to support this shit. It is not fun.

Cool emoji spam bio, I see you posted a reaction GIF too. You are now blocked. 👍

You can't possibly expect me to figure out what "Geese" is when I'm having a fine evening with Dinosaur Jr.

My dog is chasing something in her sleep.

There’s going to be Covid style shortages of cars, TVs and even washing machines and fridges, then job losses because assembly lines can’t source solid state memory, just so the stupidest person you know can state with 100% confidence a chatbot confirmed dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

In all seriousness though, things like ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US, is exactly why the whole "AI lets the working class make art" is such bullshit. 25 years ago someone took the time & effort to make this, one of the first memes. And it's art. It will always mean more than AI generated slop.

the more you learn about this the more you learn how screwed everything is -- harddrives/RAM/etc that don't exist yet are being bought "in advance" of production with money that openAI/etc don't have. meanwhile actual businesses who make real stuff need to buy computers for employees, etc.

Boilerplate complaint about how this stuff barely makes a ripple anymore www.nbcboston.com/news/local/s...

Woah, that sucks.

Sticking it to my ungrateful employees when I accidentally fuck the planet. Anyway I'm a doer so it's ok.

Once again wondering if it's time to splurge on Switch games before some ugliness happens.

Well apparently my household suffered a near-miss with carbon monoxide poisoning today.

I dunno, seems bad.

Folks, I regret to inform you that Tumblr has changed its layout in a way that's obnoxious and in no way useful to me again.

Love when the price of everything is skyrocketing because a bunch of creeps are buying up every single random part so they can boil the oceans to make Uncanny Valley porn.

The thing about constantly asking the left & such to vote because "harm reduction" is that, when you explain to centrists that the harm is mainly being reduced for them, not the people whose votes your demanding, they lose their absolute shit! It's why people got mad at Wesley Crusher a while ago.

Massive side-eye to every shrill weirdo who's mad more people didn't vote for her.

Science developing new and improved methods of getting your pussy ate.

Not surprised, just..... uh..... well I'm not surprised anyway.

I’ve seen this person get retweeted by MAGA influencers like Benny Johnson. He’s not kidding. This is a real political goal he is pursuing. He has 425,000 followers on Facebook.

Giant pig creature was always just a jobber to the stars.

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

An unsolicited ad that suddenly blares bad techno music at top volume isn't what's gonna get my business back, Best Buy.