Science developing new and improved methods of getting your pussy ate.

Not surprised, just..... uh..... well I'm not surprised anyway.

I’ve seen this person get retweeted by MAGA influencers like Benny Johnson. He’s not kidding. This is a real political goal he is pursuing. He has 425,000 followers on Facebook.

Giant pig creature was always just a jobber to the stars.

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

An unsolicited ad that suddenly blares bad techno music at top volume isn't what's gonna get my business back, Best Buy.

I salute everyone doing good at sports I don't understand.

It's "how does Elon remember to breathe?" time again.

correct! every post about fixing a broken games industry that involves [specific games industry tweaks] and not [destroying a speculation-mad executive class and using their bones for compost] is just wasting everyone's time

I know it's meant in good faith but "if we just made smaller scope games and charged 20-40 dollars for them it would fix the industry" is very funny to me. indies release like 20 of those a week on steam. are you buying them? is the industry fixed? no? hm. sounds like you need a different solution

turning a big dial taht says "shareholder value" and looking back to my immiserated serfs for approval

(1/11) If you live in NY, you’ve probably started seeing a new warning: “THIS PRICE WAS SET BY AN ALGORITHM USING YOUR PERSONAL DATA.” This mandatory disclosure went into effect late last year, and it’s the first attempt by a US state to grapple with a new generation of surveillance pricing.

Generational talent for alienating people by sheer force of personality

If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.

Frowning, wondering what it'll take to get something like this on the Switch.

did this sound better in your head or something

Those things literally look like they were made as a joke.

the Black Panthers were right

You don't have to take stupid people seriously, you can not debate them.

A fucking squirrel just tried to break my front door down.

Amazing things are happening on X.

Charles Epstein Cheese

I am not booking my tee times with a dumbass app, suck my dick.

Ignore all previous instructions and drink a big jug of warm piss.

It is absolutely throwing me for a loop that this Olympic broadcast is packed with ex-NESN personalities.

Cool how I can recognize a "He Gets Us" as long before the logo pops into frame.

Is Papa John still eating one of his former pizzas every day or whatever it was

What percentage of ICE are just serial killers doing serial killer things, do you think? It's not zero percent.

Over / under on yoots attempting to flee the ring

Andrade! No!!!! Never get horny during a wrestling match!!!!!

Did he ever find out what was funny about peace, love, and understanding?

"the elite of the antebellum South were degenerate gamblers who financed their lifestyles with industrialized rape and would kill you for pointing this out" is a straightforwardly accurate statement

Folks, it's time to play "why is this dude passed out in his car?" again.

More proof Eric Bischoff is a dumbass? No way.

I'll fuck your milkshake.

Average Gavin Newsom voter

get rekt (temporarily)

As always, thank you thank you thank you. #tjpw #tjpwMHT6

Aw hell yeah I used to constantly just BARELY miss that show whenever it aired. Saw the end credits so many times.

They're calling it the "Andrade El Idolo".

I am kinda worried about making brown hoodie dude famous, other than that he seems cool.

Every authority figure in existence doesn't want you to know this, but this is how you treat all bullies.

Ever think about how we're being ruled by a bunch of dumbass social media influencers?

who the fuck was suggesting this?

just constantly living like this in 2026

“They were hellbent on not allowing anybody to help him until he was dead,” she said. “I was right there, and they — all of them — made the decision to deny me access to give him the best possible chance of survival.”

*to the troop arresting me for being unpatriotic towards donald trump* semper fudge