Space vampires.

This guy sucks!!!

Nope (™️whatever year that came out)

Lmao this one guy picked the Red Sox to win the AL East and the Phillies to win the world series lmao lmao lmao

This view of the Moon from Artemis II is just… WOW!

ma grayundaddy farmed this layund

As a third point I feel like the way to a safe America for jews does not involve leaders who not-so-secretly think the jews in Israel are caretaker tenants for when their guy comes back and jews at home are responsible for immigration, gas prices and movies with black actors.

Until we start charging $7.99 a month to look at it, we will never unlock the full potential of The Moon

Hey they wire pins at him funny or something, isn't that enough?

Red Sox management is incompetent. Red Sox management also doesn't appear to see a problem with this. Red Sox management needs to be run out of town.

*doesn't know what a good basketball game is* I dunno man, seems like the players keep crashing into each other and falling down.

I'd like to call to the stand my witness, Skeleton Who's Wrong All The Time.

Gee sorry UConn I guess everything I touch turns to shit.

On the one hand, metal fans hating other metal fans is an extremely tired cliche. On the other hand, I went in expecting disappointment and I was not let down.

All the Red Sox need is pitching, hitting, and defense and things should get much better!

Throw everyone but Contreras and maybe Yoshida into the garbage and let the seagulls peck at them.

I appreciate the effort, Wilson.

If there's some baseball writer ready to earnestly pen some article about how the Red Sox are better than this, I'd like to invite you to print it out and shove it up your ass.

We've been raising the alarm about Trump’s counterterrorism directive - NSPM-7 - a plan to label Americans as domestic terrorists over opposition to immigration enforcement, beliefs about capitalism, and positions on race, gender, and religion.

I'd like to know why I should trust the Red Sox or the dipshits who assembled this failure of a roster ever again.

Far too many in our culture see healing as something to be done on behalf of the abuser rather than the abused, and ego e it as repair not of the damage done to the victim’s life, but of the damage done to the abuser’s reputation— which is how we can tell that this is a culture of abuse.

Golly, thanks Roman Anthony.

Uno being somewhat inconsistent with that there strike zone.

does remain real funny how the Big Tent expands pretty much in one direction, and the right wingers get endless "what can we do to make you happy. god we'll do anything" and anybody on the left gets "stay in the back and shut the fuck up or you're ruining everything"

Damn Sam Altman is allegedly a sociopath? That’s crazy. You’d never be able to tell the second you looked in his eyes.

Im going to fart on your face. No matter how you feel about that, it's up to you to figure out how to integrate my farts as a tool.

Let's be absolutely clear. Whether Donald Trump is currently suffering from cognitive decline, a loss of mental capacity, dementia or any other mental or physical disorder, he was NEVER, at any point, fit to be president of the United States.

Love to scroll away from the Middle East being on fire (literally) to read some quaint posts about ICE kidnapping and murdering people.

The two truths: 1) There is nothing wrong with porn, let people safely make it, let people safely enjoy it. 2) If you let people define porn as bad, authoritarians will ALWAYS expand the definition until their hands are around your neck.

Big "patiently wait until midterms" energy here.

Whatever, Red Sox. I'll take it.

“I never thought Elon would muffle *my* legitimate news sources” says guy who uses the “Elon muffles legitimate news sources” app.

Double Dragon II might have been the first video game I ever played. Maybe. This sucks.

Surely we can quietly wait for midterms. Oooh! Or wait for 2028!

Fire Andrew Bailey

Looks like those whacky boston red Sox are at it again folks!!!!!!

Calm Down, The Milwaukee Brewers.

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I forgot that in spite of his stupidity, Papelbon actually knows a lot about pitching and communicates it well. (still the DC Strangler)

Gives me a small amount of schadenfreude that Lou Merloni had to spend his birthday polishing the turd that is the 2026 Boston Red Sox.

Just gonna laugh it all off, the people with any power to stop it whatsoever.

The cat photos will continue until morale improves.

Well my birthday present showed up in the mail. @alyankovic.bsky.social

Still want Story to Figure It Out, I see.

We're just letting him say this, huh

During this incredible, unifying moment of inspiring international cooperation and spectacular technological achievement, I would really appreciate it if the US president would stop threatening to murder an entire country with bombs.

JOURNALIST (wearing a subtle but defiant pin on his suit): Good evening, Mr. President TRUMP (visibly decaying): whhat th hell did that little waiter just say to me

Sufferin' succotash.