If a Democratic President said this it would be an administration-defining scandal, Part 2,803.

I can think of nothing that would make me want to kill myself faster than listening to a conversation between Pat McAfee and Donald Trump.

From the man who spends every waking hour complaining...

Every time I watch Donald Trump speak I have to assume anyone who thinks he’s smart has a devastating brain injury of some kind.

Welcome to Bluesky: here’s a petition to primary your senator, and an Eagles jersey

Democrats aghast when they realize that wasn’t the wallet inspector.

If you work for ICE you’re never seeing Heaven.

For a sitting U.S. senator to say on live TV “standing up to Trump didn’t work” … man, I don’t know

This was never going to happen and please pay attention to the accounts who made it sound possible for clicks and retweets.

AOC announcing her primary against Chuck Schumer today

Giving Republicans everything they want while Trump is being showered with boos by literally an entire stadium of people not even a week after the most successful off-year Election Day in decades? Well, that’s just how master negotiator Chuck Schumer does things.

Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations

Never underestimate Democrats’ ability to shoot themselves right in the dick.

Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP

I’m so fucking tired of this guy infecting every fucking second of my life. Now he’s on RedZone.

If Schumer caves to Trump without getting anything in return AOC might as well announce the primary tonight.

maybe you shouldn’t cave to this guy @schumer.senate.gov

Senate Democrats if they vote to re-open the government without getting a single concession

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

We elected President FWD: FWD: RE: FWD: FWD: CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS??!?

It’s morbidly entertaining seeing Donald Trump try to solve healthcare in real time. It’s like watching a dog try to do math.

Trump took your Triple Baconator.

JD Vance follows literal Nazis.

Video of Greg Bovino in Waukegan, with residents following and shouting, “You a bitch!” Taken by Armando Sanchez

I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.

The Democrats offered the lowest of lowball offers to re-open the government (essentially the same deal they would have taken last month) without adding any leverage from the ass-whipping Republicans took on Tuesday and they still managed to look like they’re winning due to the GOP’s incompetence.

Trump saw Chris Christie do the whole "Time for some traffic problems in Fort Lee" thing and was like hey, why don't I do that too, just for every major airport

Donald Trump is laser focused on starving poor Americans.

This guy is singlehandedly responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of kids. It’ll be millions by the end of the decade. Any just society would seize his assets and throw him in the stocks to be pelted with rotten fruit and other various garbage.

Let’s make this a campaign platform.

best ending of all time, let's be real

Trump is currently selling hats indicating he’ll run for a third term.

HAPPENING NOW: Judge McConnell is sharply rebuking the Trump administration for what he said was defying his order to make full SNAP payments by Nov. 5. He has ordered USDA to make the *full* payment to states by tomorrow.

we now know that it’s not illegal to throw sandwiches at ICE agents, an important development

If you stand up to this guy he immediately pusses out, every time. Which makes it baffling so many institutions and news organizations are falling over themselves to comply in advance.

it's getting pointless to reiterate at this point, but seeing Trump portrayed as a Rambo type with a twelve pack or whatever is so fucking funny when you see the actual Trump being this prissy weirdo who can't stand not being the center of attention bsky.app/profile/bako...

Probably the most perfect photo of what a textbook sociopath looks like.

Donald Trump just stared at that guy dying like he was looking at some exhibit in the zoo.

Imagine this being the last thing you see before dying at the White House

"is there a doctor in the house?" [sees Dr. Oz] "i mean a real doctor"

AI has gone too far.

lol Trump literally ran on fixing everything on day one and has spent the last few weeks telling us he ended 8 wars.

many are saying canceling everyone's flights and food benefits right before the Traveling & Eating Holiday is a good move, politically