Democratic fundraising texts since Tuesday

Every day this imbecile says or does something that would have been an administration-defining scandal for any other President.

Trump voters should have to get “Fell For It Again” tattooed onto their foreheads.

Lots of crazy stuff happening in the world right now. It’s important to take a step back and remind yourself that the President is a pedophile.

Kristi Noem checking her unread texts

The cackle I just let out in my office

Disgraced Kristi Noem will go down in history as a bigoted cabinet member who oversaw the killing of Americans and the terrorizing of our communities.

Noem wasn’t fired for defending the murder of two American citizens but was immediately thrown overboard after embarrassing Dear Leader in front of Congress.

Trump inherited two great economies and punched himself straight in the dick both times.

Texas is fucking awesome. Our elected leaders suck shit but the real people, the food, the land, the music and melting pot of cultures all exhibit the America I want to live in.

i think i can confidently say i know a little bit more the texas electorate than people who live on the East Coast

It’s been weeks since I’ve seen that racist goblin Stephen Miller and I physically recoiled when he popped up on my timeline.

The male loneliness epidemic is entirely self-inflicted and primarily on the right. If you’re a progressive, the bar you have to clear to be a viable dating candidate is literally in Hell. It’s the layup of all layups.

God what a fucking asshole

Pure godless evil.

Conservative men should be kept in a cage and studied like zoo animals.

True Detective meets the DC Universe. This looks fantastic.

not a no!

Oh man Talarico has these boys scared

I didn’t know they had cuck chairs in the Capitol building.

The best thing prominent Democrats can do for James Talarico is to not nationalize the Texas Senate race. Just forget we exist for the next eight months. Keep our state’s name out your mouth, Chuck Schumer.

Texas Democrats need to spend the next three months talking about how John Cornyn has been very disloyal to Trump, unlike that true MAGA patriot Ken Paxton.

when Mamdani, Spanberger, and Sherrill all won, a lot was written about how they were very different but were great for their specific electorate. I don’t understand why that wasn’t extended to Talarico. being a man of faith in Texas is…fine? good even? he’s gonna have to peel off moderates!

Brendan Carr realizing he may have made the Texas Senate seat a toss-up by forcing CBS to censor Colbert

As a Texas voter, I don’t recall seeing one Crockett ad during this entire primary. Make of that what you will.

I like Jasmine Crockett. I supported James Talarico because 1) he ran an actual campaign and 2) his general election strategy of appealing to disenfranchised voters who may not lean Dem every year is way more viable than turning out a mythological base that never showed up for Beto, Obama or Kamala.

me for the next three months

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

They’re saying this endorsement sealed the deal for @jamestalarico.bsky.social.

Online, this was an extremely petty and mean-spirited campaign. Crockett was goaded into running by Rs, jumped in too late, and ran half a campaign. Among actual Texas voters, I don't think this is likely to leave any lasting scars.

Right now Jasmine's best hope comes from keeping down the margins in Bexar County we literally have another Crockett making their last stand at the Alamo

Talarico supporters refreshing Dave Wasserman on Twitter

Seeing the Talarico early vote numbers

A not-insignificant amount of our tax dollars are being spent on daily makeup sessions for the decaying cryptkeeper President.

back in MY day OUR illegal Middle East war had FOUR WEEKS of in-country assault planned out before Republican leadership expected democracy to magically happen

Marco Rubio is just dead behind the eyes. You can tell there’s no light in him anymore. Reminds me of when Theon became Reek.

Trump's trying to find the guy who did this.

These people would be fooled by a game of peekaboo.

Conservative men have an intense submission kink towards male authority figures.

if only we had someone in office who explicitly ran against wars going on “forever”

friend sent this over from the other place and unfortunately I did laugh

Some staffer in the Defense Department found this still in their drafts folder and said “FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU”

Fill up those tanks on your way home.

Ongoing “lol” at every entity that cuts a lopsided deal with this guy rather than telling him to fuck off

Donald Trump has died from neck herpes. He was 79 years old.

Every 20 years this country elects the dumbest person imaginable who then crashes the economy and starts a war in the Middle East. In 2046 President Logan Paul will bankrupt the nation by buying the world’s largest Bored Ape NFT and distract everyone by bombing Bahrain.