Jill Biden writing her new book

how to win an election in texas: attack the starting QB for the Longhorns

It always makes me laugh to see the same neanderthals who claim libs are overly sensitive snowflakes absolutely lose their shit when their favorite sports team posts something about Pride month.

We finally found something too corrupt even for Trump. This is like if God microwaved a burrito so hot even He could not eat it.

There’s a shortage of slapping the shit out of people and we need a market correction on that.

Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House.

San Antonio is a foreign planet

Paxton wins the primary, his baddie Latina girlfriend leaks and the Spurs are headed to the Finals. Pretty good week for Talarico.

Realized today I’ve never seen a family in a Cybertruck. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman in one to be honest.

Trump supporters having opinions about politicians who cheat on their wives is something

Donald Trump is having a full on mental break on Truth Social today. It’s a shame @jaketapper.bsky.social is still in that three year coma. I know how deeply he cares about the competency of the President of the United States.

Just sitting here fantasizing about when It Happens.

Fellas is it gay to be dating a hot Latina

Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert

Fantasy by Mariah Carey playing at the bar and I’m already on my second Basil Hayden Old Fashioned. Life doesn’t always suck.

James Talarico dating a Latina baddie

LOL. It looks like Talarico's girlfriend is a Latina baddie. nypost.com/2026/05/29/u...

It is extremely easy to not throw trans people under the bus. Just treat them like human beings!

The DNC consultants who convinced Walz and Harris to stop calling these freaks weird should be tarred and feathered

ken paxton has john cornyn tweeting like a wide reciever who got suspended for crashing his car

I would raise $10,000,000 for charity just for five minutes with Stephen Miller in the Octagon.

Country singers pulling out of Trump stuff is the sign that his approval ratings are REALLY bad

I want to clear the air: I will also not be performing at the Trump Freedom 250 event.

idk why everyone is complaining, i think it's cool that they are building the ship from CONTACT (1997) on the white house lawn. the liberal media says it won't work again but they are IGNORING that approximately 18 hours of static was recorded on that fateful day. explain THAT

I got blocked by this guy for asking about the first time he got arrested for assaulting his girlfriend back in 2023.

It really says something that “the President ordering the Justice Department to criminally investigate a woman he raped” isn’t the biggest story in history but instead will be barely remembered by this weekend.

republicans love to put children in concentration camps and then act irreparably violated when a democrat says “fuck”

Stephen Miller woke up today still an ugly fuck

It took Fox News less than 24 hours to just straight up start insinuating Talarico is gay. I’ve never seen them in a panic like this.

“Adjudicated rapist directs DOJ to criminally investigate his victim.”

my god

Very funny to watch Republicans who were just cheering Ken Paxton calling his opponent a low-T soyboy who wants to mutilate children suddenly clutch their pearls and demand decorum after the Democrats’ official account called Stephen Miller an ugly fuck.

I approve of the Dems' response to this, though

Ideally James Talarico would respond to every dig from Paxton by asking him what he did more of that morning: criminal fraud, adultery or cutting sweetheart deals for his pedophile friends.

Go full jugular all the time. Really glad to see some newer candidates get it.

Ken Paxton's entire strategy

watching Stephen Miller tweet about James Talarico being transgender

This is a real ad the Paxton campaign is running right now

this isn’t a flex big dog

JAMES TALARICO: here’s the campaign I’m running on that will improve your cost of living, education for your children and healthcare options in the State of Texas KEN PAXTON: DOES GOD HAVE A DICK OR NOT

The best thing prominent Democrats can do for James Talarico is to not nationalize the Texas Senate race. Just forget we exist for the next eight months. Keep our state’s name out your mouth, Chuck Schumer.

Ken Paxton is pretty much the worst candidate you could create and he has no worse than a 50/50 chance of being a Senator

Just to temper expectations: this is still Texas. The Republican candidate will always be a massive favorite. However, Paxton being the nominee means Talarico has a puncher’s chance and the NRSC will have to commit tons of money to what should have been a safe seat.

I’m shocked that this didn’t work. Eat shit, fucko.