when I don’t have to care about the Astros until April

I sprained my wrist doing the jerk off motion watching this.

Tapping the sign until my finger is broken

It's good that our wise business guys backed the free market president who is now telling them who can and can't work at their companies

I see people talk about how a Democratic president is going to use this expanded executive power once they get back into office like SCOTUS won’t immediately do a 180 and suddenly remember their paramount commitment to the separation of constitutional powers. The hypocrisy will be staggering.

The day Democrats actually get the Epstein files released he’s going to declassify Area 51.

after charlie kirk there were all these threats of a great conservative uprising and it resulted in going to starbucks and asking to have his name written on a $10 lemonade. don't panic

Philly fans seeing Josh Harris in the Epstein files

when everyone finds out you visited Epstein Island

Leaving this here

so one of Tim Pool's content guys cost an ICE guy his job by accident

Normally I wouldn’t recommended watching four minutes of something but this perfectly encapsulates modern-day “free speech” conservatives: exploiting whatever imagined inconvenience to stream themselves barfing out some perpetual victimhood content slop

me being forced to defend James Comey

We’re doing Nixon’s Enemies List, and we’re shouting it very strongly to absolutely anyone who will listen

It would be nice if Republicans were half as mad as they are about an escalator being broken compared to the President being a pedophile.

Continue to call ICE Nazis for as long as they act like Nazis.

U.S. Nuremberg trials when

It rocks that this sort of thing is just playing with the sound on in every waiting room in the country once you get 50 miles outside a major city. Two people with stuffed animal eyes shaking their heads sadly over footage of the president being inconvenienced briefly.

It's really important to keep in mind that most of our issues as a society come down to most people just not being very smart.

No one has less respect for the intelligence of Trump voters than the Trump family. The grift will never end.

I dunno, if I were the most powerful man in the world I wouldn’t be such a whiny bitch.

The softest man alive

Would be awesome to go back in time and inform James Comey that his reward for gifting the presidency to Donald Trump will be getting unceremoniously fired before then being indicted.

Friday: a prosecutor is forced to resign bc he concludes there's not enough evidence to go after Trump's perceived enemies Saturday: Trump makes public post asking Attorney General why she hasn't gone after his enemies Wednesday: DOJ says enemy indictment coming right up sir do I have that right?

If you don’t want to be called a Nazi then stop fucking acting like them.

I don’t seem to remember JD saying anything when a member of his own party staged a fake execution of an illegal immigrant.

I’ve always heard women talk about “the ick” but I never really got it until I heard JD Vance speak.

KASH: “just write some anti-ICE messaging on the bullets quick” FBI AGENT: “write ‘anti-ICE’ on the bullets, got it boss

reichstag fire but not a one of these goons can keep a match lit

Multiple ICE detainees were shot. You wouldn’t know that from reading the FUCKING VICE PRESIDENT’s post about it.

Masterful gambit, Mr. President

Kimmel stuck the landing about as well as you could possibly hope for given the circumstances. At the very least did a good job of backing Trump/Sinclair into a “this is what you’re burning it all down to force off the air?” corner

One of the first times I’ve ever chuckled at Kimmel.

it’s very funny that there’s a large amount of big rightwing influencers intent on trying to tell everyone that jimmy kimmel being sacked had nothing to do with trumps government

“Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen."

Charlie Kirk is immediately forgotten about the moment an escalator breaks. These people are the most craven grifters on the planet.

These are the softest people alive. Absolutely addicted to portraying the victim in all scenarios.

It’s embarrassing but the Jimmy Kimmel debacle actually is important. It was the first real attempt by the Project 2025 movement to flex their muscle against someone who wasn’t a nameless, defenseless nobody and it catastrophically flopped in less than a week.

Every day it’s a litany of new horrors and embarrassments from which we will probably never recover because the dumbest people in the country were mad that egg prices went up.

This from an adjudicated rapist.

We let food that we already paid for rot to hurt sick children in Africa but will bail out Argentina a month before their elections because it’s politically motivated.

If you’re getting raptured tomorrow there’s no reason you can’t Venmo me $20.

A very, very stupid man.

If Joe Biden struggled to pronounce acetaminophen during a White House address Jake Tapper would have exploded on live TV.

genuinely crying at this one

One of the worst human beings alive.

being a Houston sports fan rn