A billionaire lured someone to a foreign country and then abandoned them, in a move that has no parallels with anything else in the news today

Let us enter an extremely stupid era of Cavs basketball

Every election is stolen if you refuse to accept the result hard enough

So, okay, let's discuss why you wrote this

Protip: don't ever get food from a place that only identifies its sauces by color

The entire point of a charge of hypocrisy is that you actually care about consistency

Jeff Bezos currently interviewing new WaPo CEO candidates, including Andrew Tate, Suzy Weiss, and a van full of ICE officers

The good news is that ChatGPT has already generated the next month of editorial board pieces

Tried doing a simple faucet repair, will be buying a new faucet tomorrow

Did McAfee never play in San Francisco?

anyone who kidnaps JD Vance is returning him within the hour

this man peed in a font

this man shows up to family Christmas with a card full of random 20s for all the kids and his own bottle of scotch

The Winter Olympics are a lot more about almost dying than the summer ones, tbh

AI, the people's resource

The Washington Post Editorial Board, trying to sell Bad Bunny to conservatives

Lots of details in this NYT report on MN US Attorney's office, including that Greg Bovino described he was going to "put it down" in MN. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...

Briahna Joy Gray planning her table spread for the Super Bowl tomorrow: - baked chicken wings (no sauce, no seasoning) - an unopened bag of tortilla chips (no salsa) - one cheese (unspecified) - a bag of potatoes that guests can make into potato chips - rice cakes (bring your own peanut butter)

What are your Big Game plans this weekend? Buying some snacks for the Big Game? Excited to watch the teams in the Big Game? The Super Bo- *immediately tackled by the NFL's legal department*

Quentin Tarantino, for so many reasons

a completely zooted Michael Shannon

I am taking a bold stance. I like money in exchange for not doing much. If you think I'm wrong, pay me money.

Recent movie recommendation for something entertaining but low stakes?

Briahna Joy Gray is the person in an infomercial who can't figure out how to answer the phone and eat potato chips at the same time

I would say we would do that in Ohio, but he hasn't been here in years

are they mad because it's true?

I've got a hot investment tip, which is anything but Bitcoin

This can be done if every American has an extra cup of coffee and a good ten minutes tomorrow morning

Walter is innocent, and also teaches English Lit classes at a community college

angsty baby corn screaming "I DIDN'T ASK TO BE CORN!"

You need real problems, immediately

I've been thinking about this all day and fedposting in my head so hard

People are theorizing Weiss might get fired over this, but I think the more likely explanation is she's treating this as beneath her and expects it to not be brought up after her inferiors get it out of their system

These were great in college when you had a handle of grocery store vodka and an Igloo water cooler

Shocking poll result: Democratic voters hate being insulted

Rent to own, but for rent

"If you don't drop your demands, we'll give you even more than you want"

CBS News announces its new exclusive special, "Jeffrey Epstein: Victim or Scapegoat?"

the reverse of Is It Cake?, a show where you have to make something that looks exactly like a cake out of completely inedible materials

I find it disturbing that Koby Altman has never watched James Harden in the playoffs

Was this recorded in 2005? What the fuck?

Oh my god. She’s my senator and another constituent posted this response from her regarding the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti.

“I imagine if this was a homeless shelter or a mental health center, you would find a way to stop it. You would pull out all the stops." www.welcometohellworld.com/a-surprise-z...

pictured: the Los Angeles Clippers

oh.

both last of us games

realizing that frank's little beauties is an aspirational episode of tv where a rich guy cares about not being seen as a kid diddler

me. i will write it. the one caveat: it cannot be edited.

hardest I ever laughed at the Simpsons youtu.be/36JoI8w3LOQ?...

love him or hate him, everyone's talking about big jeff epstein