Call me GTA VI the way you need to pay me extra to unlock all my features

"kid goes online to defend his mom" Third Way must destroy this man and everything he stands for

there is nothing I can say about Stephen Miller that won't get me banned

It's amazing to watch someone so ridiculously bad at this

*logs into Bluesky for the first time today with a question I've always wondered about* do Europeans use air conditioning?

new at the Free Press: Hypertext Transfer Protocols - The New Secret Weapon of Democratic Socialism

a woke remake of My Dinner With Andre (the dinner is vegan)

Hard to explain to my kids that as a child, I eagerly awaited multiple daily comic strips about Reagan cabinet officials

In case you're wondering what's going on over on Tumblr.

Both Human Spray and Bug Spray would work on him

someone please explain why local news has decided to put the storm warning banner over the world cup score

getting a sense that texting "STOP" is not successfully unsubscribing me

the candles tweet, but for loaded revolvers

at least AI driving massive price hikes for all other technology that relies on memory is leading to lower costs for AI, right?

i think that makes the 1TB model $800?

the path to salvation comes through these hands

the most cincinnati bengal to ever cincinnati bengal

if you wrote a post about Alito using the exact same terminology Trump used with respect to Haitians, you would be visited by federal law enforcement within hours

i feel like this is just an average weekend with Hillsdale College's LARPing group

your primer on reading SCOTUS opinions in 2026: MAJORITY: technically, nothing is illegal if it doesn't affect white people, making the trump administration blameless in the eyes of heaven DISSENT: i swear to fucking god, just...jesus fucking christ

the official position of the Supreme Court is that racism does not exist except when any step whatsoever is taken to combat racism

Justice Thomas, writing only for himself, finds the 20th Amendment unconstitutional because the founders did not understand the concept of January

They found Popeyes. 😭

the Heat and Timberwolves are building mirror universe teams that will each go 45-37

finally started Red Rising, and I appreciate a book that's like "you know the protagonist is going to be the protagonist, so let's just get the setup out of the way to get to the good stuff"

how close does clarence thomas come to saying in the birthright citizenship case that he shouldn't be a citizen

one of the big problems with building a cult of personality is when people don't like the personality

episode 8 of widow's bay is perfect television

*talking to the sky after the rain stops and the sun comes out* I wish you wouldn't be so political

The surprise theme: $100 of ground beef

This woman is gonna have the most mid voice in history

On night 2 of the NBA Draft reporters shouldn't have to pretend they're getting picks from "sources"

then why did I get six texts from you today

Got a haircut and only realized after the fact that I basically asked for James Bond's First Light cut

her apes need slurp juices

We finally uploaded a human consciousness to the internet, but it's Ilan Wurman's

the president is simply posting too hard for the American people

masterful gambit, sir

the two sweetest words on Bluesky: "mute thread"

as a committed centrist, it saddens me that both parties are falling captive to their extremes - the right to insurrectionist cultists who want to invade american cities, and the left to socialists who want better bus service

As a staunch opponent of antisemitism (even when the antisemites had great ideas executed flawlessly), Zohran Mamdani--

Adam Silver, America's favorite vampyr

Call me JD the way I'm patting that knee

Is there a worse pick in NBA history than Darko Milicic

The funniest possible outcome is they put a drawing of the pool over the algae and attack anyone who says it's a giant piece of paper

yeah well I would be the number one pick in the poise and maturity draft

Dumpster, garbage can to honor landfill

huh, I wonder if the guy blatantly lying about a pool renovation might be lying about anything else