why does this man talk like he has 9999 HP and 9999 MP

I'm sorry, but we all have to be rooting for the most hilarious SNF outcome (Giants win by double digits)

Reasonable people of good will can and should be offended at Charlie Kirk's funeral. It is a complete, total, absolute sham. The Republicans who organized it should hang their heads in shame.

For the sake of everyone's sanity, let's just assume that the most rancid opinion piece you can imagine about how Charlie Kirk's funeral united us all is going to run in every major paper

Technologically advance a band: REO Speedcar

No other political widow has ever become a public figure I say, having researched this by thinking really hard for twenty seconds and drawing a blank

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

I cannot ever remember seeing coverage like this, making normative declarations about the long term effects of an event, about anything else

This is the Bengals performance I'm most comfortable with, just trash

Donald Trump was President of the United States of America when he got suspended

"twitter isn't real life" (until Elon Musk took over and it was) stemmed directly from this: a space where people with less reach than you could criticize you and get far more attention and approval must be unreal, because real life is ideas festivals and podcast appearances

Person: despite the fact that Bluesky is smaller, engagement is better Nate Silver: due to statistics, I can say that despite the fact that engagement on Twitter is lower, it is larger than Bluesky

Looking at the national news pages this morning, it's bizarre to watch them try to fit Kirk's memorial service into a frame of "a tragedy that's shaken America" instead of a cynical exploitation of a murder to accomplish Kirk's actual goals

how many pairs of jorts do you think John Cena has gone through in his career

This is the new standard for podcaster funerals, I guess

did the left make Ellen a terrible boss? we investigate

If I die, I want every patriot to know my Starbucks order: coffee grounds and a splash of sugar free hazelnut syrup

in case you were wondering, this exclusive interview was a key part of the special

One critical flaw of popularism is that many of its adherents have no idea what's popular

he wrote that eating in the rain AI commercial himself, didn't he

BTK nods approvingly

There's a 9 year old named Greg Casserole who's got a golden future at Minnesota

I still think about how Republicans say Obama's campaign against Mitt Romney radicalized them Obama took an entire debate off and still won the election, you got radicalized because you got stunted on

The Wii U and the Confederacy lasted roughly the same amount of time

my kids have never been as unified on anything as they are on hating the current happy meal toys

Silver solemnly shaking his head as he goes back to betting the last of his 538 money on Eric Adams winning the 2028 Democratic nomination

The central figure in this article is co-chair of the Republican National Committee's Youth Advisory Council, a fact that's never mentioned

the right needs to take a hard look at their role in promoting lies like this, which are also directly responsible for every other bad political thing

walking into chipotle and demanding james carville's favorite bowl

uh

wait...a new political party with a charismatic leader? AND we need to listen to the trump voter??? he's not a bedbug at all!

radical centrist shrek

Jay Leno: You heard about the Jimmy Kimmel thing? I- *immediately crashes into a tower of kerosene cans, engulfed in a fireball, walks himself to the hospital and asks for his normal doctor*

Charlie Kirk's death is bringing the nation together

remember when Laura Loomer put her body on the line for civil rights (handcuffed herself to one of the doors at Twitter HQ because she got banned but it was a double door so people walked around her)

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate https://theonion.com/left-wing-group-too-disorganized-for-fbi-agents-to-infi-1848923025/

every state with the death penalty is engaging in unprotected speech, folks

Trump's NYT defamation complaint is stricken with leave to amend because it's, among other things, "tedious" and "vituperative"

I have been brought into too many people's kinks without my consent this week

I finally have a continuous glucose monitor and it's what I now do with 50% of my day

If the left didn't want to be the subject of a large scale crackdown on speech driven by fascists, maybe they should have not ever said anything that could be taken the wrong way by the worst people alive

NFL kickers are only 24 or 41, no other ages

Say what you will, but it's true that the Founders only thought we should have constitutional rights if things were pretty chill

you know Trump keeps telling people that he survived his assassination attempt unlike widdle Charlie

I have written many good jokes that would pass FCC muster, here is one: A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. I won't quote what Charlie Kirk had to say about any of them

Having faced the consequences of a few months off and a promotion, surely she's learned her lesson

What tools, Ross? Campus opinion pieces about sandwiches?

the free press continues the streak of free speech warriors treating the jimmy kimmel situation as a good outcome that has some unfortunate and distasteful aspects

A national day of remembrance where you aren't allowed to quote anything the person being remembered said without losing your job