one thing we lost in the streaming era were montages of hotties in swimsuits to establish that someone was in california or florida

a version of Star Trek where Starfleet privatized replicators and the crew has to buy subscriptions to expand their selection beyond the basic menu

they've build the largest revenge porn generator in human history

one unsupervised hour of YouTube later and my son hates Ronaldo???

i just checked, and our public library system has a total of 8 copies of american canto, six of which are still being processed into the system by comparison, the system has 46 copies of nate silver's newest book

sorry, we have to hold this story about the Mavs beating the Nuggets last night until we get comment from Nico Harrison

This is genuinely horrifying. Fact-free far-right agitprop given accolades by credible media across the political spectrum.

bari weiss doesn't view news as relaying facts about the world to an audience, she views it as generating debates about the facts

Top 3, and they ain't 3

One of the late Obama scandals was his AG meeting with Bill Clinton briefly on a tarmac

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY AM I NOT THERE

is 9 too young to watch Trading Places n/n?

the evolution of Guy's Grocery Games from a show where random chefs and cooks compete to a show where Guy's friends compete while his son co-hosts is a microcosm of society

Bluesky is afraid to repost this banger due to anti-Christian sentiment

Literally just says "the woke left" then never follows it up

Is the Christ of the Whos a Who or a Grinch?/ A weird little nose or green hair in a pinch/ Three days on the cross, his heart grew three sizes/ Or a blonde son of God, chock full of surprises

And the Grinch was in Avengers: Doomsday three times that day

Simply Having A wonderful

Everyone tuning into the Donald J. Trump and John F. Kennedy Center Honors tonight????

but imagine if we used this to accomplish something important, like building a place for people to die on Mars

I love how every defense of Bari Weiss boils down to "you're too biased to see how good she is at her job"

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

bro, you got famous making stock music for children's movie trailers

i'm sorry, but the atlantic's cobra commander hire is just not working out

you have perfect health for the rest of your life, except that you can only eat fully loaded cincinnati chili and have the normal gastrointestinal response to it at all times

is this an anagram for "stephen miller is available for a televised interview before you air"?

one more comment: sally demands for debate and dialogue as a part of her professional identity, but does so from a perch where she gets to declare a position she either doesn't understand or doesn't care about "hysteria," and will only engage her (correct) critics as a "mob" unworthy of recognition

This split the conservative bloc 3-3, somehow

This is a hilarious bit! *touches earpiece* I'm being informed this is not a bit, and Sally is simply back on her bullshit

I want to take some time to give thanks for the person who called me the most this year, Potential Spam

Chris Evans' Lace Front Wig Will Return In Avengers: Doomsday

there's just a point where you realize these people have no capacity for actual joy or human kindness, and so perform this abuse theater because they have nothing else

going to inform everyone for the rest of the year that we can't send anything out until we interview Stephen Miller

For sale: Victorian shoes, probably worn

"confrontation and drama" in the story about the government shipping disfavored minorities to a gulag

the FBI's request for handwriting analysis of this letter is here: www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

listen, if there are consequences for slapping together a college essay at the last minute, then there could be consequences for...anything, really

looks like they just globally redacted "S.D.N.Y.," which is nuts

the one thing we've learned from review of jeffrey epstein's communications is that the man neither knew nor understood the meaning of nuance

a suicide note whose existence and content federal authorities appear to have concealed for years while conspiracy theories about Epstein’s death in their custody raged out of control

mmhmm, right, yeah

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

CBS News' legal department spending their entire holiday season issuing takedown notices

pictured in its "do everything at once and then explode" mode

Posted it

I don't have a parasocial relationship with anyone I follow; I would die for them just like I would anyone else I've ever interacted with

Does anyone have an exciting, counterintuitive take about this? Asking for an editor in chief of a television news outlet

BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.

Oh yeah Global TV (in Canada or by VPN) has the full uncut 60 Minutes story on its 60 Minutes rebroadcast. CBS must have sent them the original tape.