a cardassian demands you tell him there are five podcasters

I must speak my truth: Bobby Flay is a culinary and competitive criminal

"Yeah!" by Usher

one of my favorite things about cutscenes in the more recent Mortal Kombat games is how every character can shoot infinite plasma bolts but they still do their little kicks and stuff in cutscenes

It's sleek and stylish, as evidenced by this boy who looks like he's been held by a kidnapper for several weeks

92% from three is the devil's work

Utah's gonna get the first pick, aren't they

I don't like having the players show up for the draft lottery, it should preferably happen in the back room of a Dave & Busters

The best part of a standard procedural is when they bring in a relative you've never heard of before who has a complex, explosive secret that was never an issue until now and will never be raised again

this is a normal day for most Republican state legislatures

I can't wait for our governor's race to become about how many people the Covid vaccine killed

When we trained our AI exclusively on the story I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, we were kind of hoping for better results

generally speaking, you shouldn't be putting two liters of a substance in your body unless you're on the verge of death

Zack Snyder just chanting "Martha" to himself all day

Also, I think it's very bad to conflate the political and military objectives of a nation-state with a faith and culture that is far broader than the nation-state

folks, we need to talk about the Goosebumps movie

If you're rigging the NBA Draft today, who are you giving the number one pick?

Are they going to make it look appealing?

Injecting saline into various parts of my body until a woman finds me attractive

2000 Flushes-ass pool

I know that Crunchwrap hits after you get your Z-pack

how do you not even look at the polling you're referencing a little bit

it's funny watching the consent-manufacturing process start (Rubio will fail in a run, at which point the same editorial board will demand the Dem nominee take his "best ideas"

the sheep detectives was very, very good and also a great place to meet grandparents

using AI-driven layoffs as evidence of AI-led efficiency gains only works if you forget the past forty years of efficiency-driven layoffs that also didn't work out

Former presidents Michael Avenatti, Michael Bloomberg, and Stephen A. Smith are lined up to endorse

the tamest shirts you'll see during a family zoo trip

Damn, bro, just use slurs - nobody has time for all this

phew, this fantasy novel is moving incredibly fast - a minor plot point was resolved on page 292!

Don.........let's talk

watching the Jack Black Goosebumps movie and so many choices were made that should have been made differently

Does RFK Jr. have jeans on under his suit

neither left nor right, but some other, dumber thing

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Sixers/Knicks is already feeling like a multiple-ejection game

[winter stakeout] Good Cop: i can't feel my fingers Math Cop: my digits are number

Amazon, I don't want your "enhanced sports features," I want every game you air to be on a different service

Maybe it's tailored to me, but IG seems to steal a lot more recent material from Bsky than Twitter

The Purcell principle will be back for a one-night-only appearance

What in God's name is this Salish and Jordan show on Netflix

word

i demand this as the minimum expectation if you're going to film in a busy gym

the two entertainment choices: pornhub or washed-up reality stars exploiting their kids

happy to announce the new FDA Commissioner, Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik

speaking from experience: whether anyone responds or can even explain why you were banned is left up to the whims of fate

virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling

the SCOVA ruling makes a lot of sense on the merits, i think (the merits being that democrats are never allowed to win)

live look at your eardrums responding to a jelly roll single