jesse
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what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
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can I pin my post to someone else's profile
over 1 year ago
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a bit late, but why did a rapist tell me I should eat apples
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Chuck Schumer flinging a bottle of Heineken Zero against the all because Bad Bunny didn't share a drink with an ICE agent during the halftime show
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cozy fan tutte
about 2 hours ago
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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WOKE 2 HAS EMERGED
42 minutes ago
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uh, we can't play the second half with literal power lines in the middle of the field
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Bad Bunny threatening to cancel the show unless he can do a bit where he gives a child a Grammy
about 1 hour ago
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are the halftime dancers abnormally hot or is it just me
about 1 hour ago
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oh, this halftime show is dtf
about 1 hour ago
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Sickos Committee
about 1 hour ago
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Has anyone considered an ad where you just sell a thing
about 1 hour ago
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Oh god, this Dunkin Donuts ad may kill the brand
about 1 hour ago
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Hope every ICE agent's Super Bowl feed goes out tonight
about 1 hour ago
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Guy Fieri has made me realize I want a nail gun
about 2 hours ago
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Watching the TPUSA halftime show on QuickTime
about 2 hours ago
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I like this ad where everyone thinks the dad's a fucking idiot because he isn't familiar with the entire WeatherTech line of products
about 2 hours ago
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I have never wanted anything more than number 90 on the Seahawks to score a big man touchdown
about 2 hours ago
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a polycule but only for this burger
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about 2 hours ago
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why can't any AI ad find a useful application for AI?
about 2 hours ago
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Can you still post entire movies on Twitter?
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about 2 hours ago
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Could someone just try to sell me a good or service during the Super Bowl
about 2 hours ago
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That was almost an all-timer play right there! But alas, it was not that at all
about 2 hours ago
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Hall got ping-ponged into Maye, you love to see it
about 2 hours ago
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Today I learned what Charlie Puth looks like
about 3 hours ago
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That Claude ad was the worst thing I've ever seen until the next AI ad
about 3 hours ago
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Oh god, I have to listen to Cris Collinsworth for four hours?
about 3 hours ago
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In case you needed to know this (you do)
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about 4 hours ago
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Coach Finstock
about 5 hours ago
Hahaha OK that's pretty good.
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explaining to my kids why this Super Bowl parlay can't miss
about 4 hours ago
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if your ideological enemies are jake paul and donald trump, you are objectively on the right side of history
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President Trump rips Olympian Hess for comments on U.S.
U.S. President Donald Trump on Sunday said that it is hard to cheer for American Olympians who are speaking out against administration policies.
https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/47869519/president-trump-rips-olympian-hess-comments-us
about 6 hours ago
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to the extent you believe in capitalism, you can't orient a market around people who don't actually want to consume things - they only want others to consume things on their terms
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about 6 hours ago
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you may have a James Beard award, but my restaurant can serve 10 hot dogs for $1, as long as you don't ask questions
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about 6 hours ago
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Cooper Lund
about 9 hours ago
Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
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It's amazing that the one recurring plotline of the 2000s was "male lead is in love with his female best friend and eventually has to ruin her relationship to make her realize he's the right one"
about 8 hours ago
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If you break the Shrek, there's a smaller Shrek inside
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about 8 hours ago
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"You mean we spent millions on a Super Bowl ad when we could have captured dozens of eyeballs during a Wilford Brimley concert???" "It's Brantley Gilbert, sir"
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about 9 hours ago
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A billionaire lured someone to a foreign country and then abandoned them, in a move that has no parallels with anything else in the news today
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about 13 hours ago
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Let us enter an extremely stupid era of Cavs basketball
about 23 hours ago
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Every election is stolen if you refuse to accept the result hard enough
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about 23 hours ago
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So, okay, let's discuss why you wrote this
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about 24 hours ago
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Protip: don't ever get food from a place that only identifies its sauces by color
1 day ago
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The entire point of a charge of hypocrisy is that you actually care about consistency
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1 day ago
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Jeff Bezos currently interviewing new WaPo CEO candidates, including Andrew Tate, Suzy Weiss, and a van full of ICE officers
1 day ago
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The good news is that ChatGPT has already generated the next month of editorial board pieces
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1 day ago
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Tried doing a simple faucet repair, will be buying a new faucet tomorrow
1 day ago
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Did McAfee never play in San Francisco?
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1 day ago
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anyone who kidnaps JD Vance is returning him within the hour
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1 day ago
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this man peed in a font
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1 day ago
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this man shows up to family Christmas with a card full of random 20s for all the kids and his own bottle of scotch
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1 day ago
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Shannon McGregor, PhD
2 days ago
The Winter Olympics are a lot more about almost dying than the summer ones, tbh
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AI, the people's resource
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