Going shopping for treats (replacing my PC speaker that broke after 13 years).

Reminder that I'm not streaming today.

stonks

The art from Poison the Waters in the Final Fantasy set is still one of my favorites. What a fantastic composition.

Grillmaster Amy is about to dual-wield a propane AND charcoal grill to make a Mother's Day feast.

My neighbor's toddler is now tall enough to reach doorknobs, which means I hear him trying to open our front door a few times a day when he escapes into the stairwell. Little dude. That's not your house. You live across the hall.

I'm taking Tuesday (the 12th) off to go to One Piece night at Fenway. go Sox

after I post my opinion on the internet

BY REQUEST: the co op STS run with jorbs got muted since I auto-mute system audio in my vods. BUT you can watch the entire beautiful run here. WITNESS the synergy and teamwork of these old wizards: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAc9...

I was just thinking about sexy transformers too.

It's like @voxytwitch.bsky.social transferred my literal soul into Tomodachi Life.

I asked Nick what he would do if he had a $10,000 windfall and he said he would start playing Warhammer. He's so real for that.

the most important viewer

I'm so glad that my timeline all weekend has been making fun of Jace. This is great. This is what we all should have been doing anyways.

sorry sorry sorry i'm sorry

I'm the biggest streamer in Boston.

It's SPRING, BABY!!!

White men would rather fracture an entire reality than go to therapy.

@amytheamazonian.bsky.social This one! This picture.

YOU CAN WATCH IT LIVE FROM... HOME! Watch Commander At Home (not at home) AT HOME at www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mysk... Starting RIGHT NOW!!!!

THERE'S A DRUNETH COSPLAYER?! WHO ARE THEY I NEED TO KNOW

once again

A message from Dan Frazier and Wizards of the Coast:

As far as I can tell, my theory on why Tam's hair is white braids with red tips is still accurate. It was an art direction error caused by bad google-fu (the Xathrid Gorgon story page images getting mixed up). My in-universe explanation is that Jace is bad at research.

Echoverse Nahiri never had to deal with the Eldrazi threats. Sorin should be her old man boy toy.

it'll be so funny if the Tarkir Dragonlords that mysteriously didn't show up during Tarkir Dragonstorm are the new founding dragons for Hexhaven.

This #FursuitFriday I'm thinking about #sharkchucks

This Prismari Pro Tour is doing a great impression of the Kentucky Derby.

The naming is definitely meant to make it clear which school they most parallel, but it's also so funny that they have this goofy-ass naming scheme for the Hexhaven schools.

The Echoverse Chandra was from an alternate reality where she joins the fascist regime on Kaladesh and helps further their success. Which means their revolution failed and it is not Avishkar in that reality. Jace, your alternate reality is AWFUL.

Reality Fracture is literally what if Jace wrote the universe as shitty fanfiction. At least it makes sense from a 'why it makes no sense' standpoint. Jace is a moron.

Scraps likes the Pro Tour coverage!

I WILL BE CO-STREAMING THIS AND SHOUTING ABOUT THE NEXT YEAR OF MAGIC

Give me Magic: Journey to the West NO NOT PORTAL 3 KINGDOMS GIVE ME SON WUKONG

we have MagicCon Vegas at home I'll be co-streaming the PT and chatting about the reveals as they go live all weekend long I don't think the preview panel will be streamed, but we will watch it if they put it on YouTube

tag yourself I'm "Weed Edibles"

A dingbat roped me in response to my infinite combo firing off, then went to my chat to defend their actions as "it's a mechanic in the game".

Dunkin has PILK????

Perfect timing for @princesmweekes.bsky.social’s new video that is this exact topic. (Watched it on Nebula, she remains one of the best video essayists on YouTube) youtu.be/jgOSjTwSVfU?...

Was watching @amytheamazonian.bsky.social playing against a Sarkhan Unbroken Brawl deck on stream and had to make this meme for it.

Sometimes I swap Sheoldred, The Apocalypse in as the commander of my Starscream deck (A Side of Regicide) because someone at the table is doing stupid stuff and needs to be losing more life. You like drawing cards? Then suffer.

Math. You can see the video of the deck at youtu.be/IECrsClyZ3E

it's going down we're yelling TIMBER

I assume there will be a Strixhaven Alchemy set, I just haven't been hired to show it for whatever reason.

My ass would get so tricked by the fae.

This is the best endorsement we could have. I wish everybody could crack open a cold one next to a pool and listen to the podcast.

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

The Magic: The Gathering Arena team is unionizing. Good! They deserve the have job protections and proper workload management, especially with Hasbro pushing Magic to every extreme. You can follow @uwotc-official.bsky.social for more info and to support their effort.