She tucked herself in.

shhh honey, mommy's watching adults fight over which lego figure is the most fuckable

⭐ New Video 🪓 Revolution, Fascism, & Magic: The Gathering Folks, this one's a bit big... youtu.be/4JghX1MBU68

I haven't seen Wet Avatar, but I saw Dry Avatar when it came out. Am I good to watch Warm Avatar, or do I gotta watch Wet Avatar first?

What is the play/draw disparity in Timeless? It seems wild in the tournament how often "Go First" means "Win".

BlueSky truly is the second most Piss On The Poor website.

Okay, yes. It was $12. It also took me over an hour to get it home because the trains aren't running. Maneuvering 30+ lbs of produce was HARD.

I'll be slowing down my video release schedule after Christmas and taking a few days off at the start of 2026. Gonna take a staycation so I can do some rest and recovery!

I really don't like what Modern Horizons sets do.

Yeah man hit me with that Diarrhea and Chill.

no I haven't started watching Heated Rivalry yet I still haven't finished Columbo give me a few years

there sure are a lot of rich assholes that need some ghost muppets to haunt them on Christmas

Why must he taunt me?

Would you prefer to see a summary of the Lorwyn Eclipsed setting and story, or a guide to the creature types of Lorwyn Eclipsed?

On one hand, I really want to drink a bunch of soda because yummy fizzy. On the other hand, I know it will give me horrible acid reflux and make me feel bad.

She is waiting.

I'm running sort of weird hours this week while I take shifts helping out a family member recover from surgery.

What the hell is this entry fee even? It costs more than a quick draft, and you have to do 6-2 or better to get your gems back.

This whole thread is 100% truth. It is also the exact reason some of us fought so hard against the rise of tournament commander.

It is so incredibly frustrating to me that Arena is testing hyper-competitive Brawl instead of introducing a Gladiator queue. 100 card competitive singleton makes more sense WITHOUT a Commander. The format is good. It's even Ranked-friendly and works for Best of Three.

You could say "thank you". Or maybe reply to some of my emails. Maybe. It would be nice.

I feel like capturing animals and using them for my GREAT MACHINATIONS. So anyways, I'm going to start a new Palworld game. Last time I played was when it launched and my computer couldn't handle it. Bonus stream is go @ twitch.tv/Amazonian might do Magic later

MAKE HOENN WET AGAIN

Looking to hire an editor! Let us know your skill level and exepreince! Full time position, need to be local to Portland, Oregon. Starting pay is $26.50-28/hr + annual bonus. Benefits: health insurance, paid sick and personal leave, retirement plan. Apply at forms.gle/dRSftwbBnwaX...

From the Larchives: Happy Hannukah.

Artists who follow me and are open to commissions - I'm looking to get some new little sticker stuff done for personal things and also Open Tabs podcast stuff! Post your stuff/rates/comm info below bc I'd love to take a look 👀

Gran-Gran voltron. GRANNIE, GET YOUR GUN! youtu.be/7KZ53eIK5ho

About to convert some kids the old fashioned way.

good news: internet seems to be working and stable again bad news: I still don't know WHY it stopped working and I probably never will

I have a really cool piece of swag that needs a new home - it's the Secret Lair Bar Backpack from a few years ago. I already have a fully equipped bar, so I never used the kit in here. I am selling it for $235 (includes USA shipping). You could even take the bar bits out - it's a sturdy backpack!

For lack of internet, I will work on organizing my streamer-closet/background. Wish me luck.

I'm having big bad internet issues this morning, stream will start whenever I can get it up and running.

HEY OTHER CONTENT CREATORS WITH BOXES... do yours have the same message?

A mysterious box from Wizards of the Coast showed up promising GREAT POWER. 👀 Wonder what @warlockthegame.bsky.social will be like! Anyone here good at reading runes? Both the box and the letter have something to say.

The Holiday Hulk is ready for the holidays!

Everything I see from Lorwyn is my favorite thing from Lorwyn.

posting hooftoes on main

I was looking at the art for Realm of Koh and noticed that Aang is actually in the art... but ONLY in the Borderless/Extended Art! Check it out - he's approaching Koh's lair on the right.

oh yeah? *unjingles your bells*

IT'S GRAN GRAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

I've been in a godawful mental state all year due to *gestures at everything*, but I am so grateful for my friends and viewers and everyone around me that keeps the vibe sane. Without you all, I would be in a much worse place. Thank you.

i love how they made literally everything in this cute pastoral scene a changeling. 👁️👄👁️ the wagon wheels?? oh those aren't rims, that's just rimothy.

In the era of shitty AI generated music and playlists, I love putting on vinyl sessions from various DJs. My personal favorite is Bobby Ghanoush. As a bonus, you get a video of a dude to hang out with. The parent channel has lots of genres and DJs to choose from. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbB4...

Magic: The Gathering World Championship 2025

"None of these players brought Ajani. What is even the point?"

I lied, I'm waiting for laundry to dry to finish packing. So I broke down the small archetypes a bit more nuanced than Frank's recap. Here's #MTGWorlds #MTGStandard Swiss under a microscope from what I could tell was different between lists! @fireshoes.bsky.social #MagicTheGathering #MTG

I cannot stress enough that is some rando responds to something you reposted trying to draw you into a “but have you considered” discussion of it, they are not acting in good faith, and you just block. Please, embrace the blue sky way. block. block. block.

woaw gran-gran superiority

Me: I need to finish my assignments so I can graduate Brain: you should animate Megatron using Optimus as a yoyo... #transformersanimated #megatron #optimusprime #megop

My Aang deck got demonetized on YouTube and I'm 90% sure it's because I keep calling things benders and drop the phrase "Aang Bang". The purity algorithm does NOT like my gags and gaffs.