slightly increase a band Jake

I am happy to be rewarded for showing off my Premium Balls

"I'll call today"

Prof's calling me out directly in his new video today. @tolariancommunitycollege.com

Just a disc golf basket casually sitting next to the endcap of the soda aisle at Walmart

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I have never worked anywhere before where questions from my team go completely unanswered so often, it's so incredibly frustrating Literally multiple times a day in our team chat (with our team lead) someone will ask something that never gets any response bc we need the team lead to answer it

Sleeve up your best decks, Standard players. One week from tomorrow, our Store Championship will take place. Up for grabs: bragging rights, a stack of booster packs, and some of the coolest promos this side of Strixhaven U.

Everyone in the venue when that one guy spikes his controller after losing a set

gonna have this post in my head forever

I certainly did not expect to get back on the internet to find out that out of nowhere there's a new Star Fox 64 remake and the characters were redesigned to be a more realistic style wild

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

Hey nerdy ladies. I want to remind you that taking up space, showing the world how capable you are, and displaying your intelligence proudly are so SO important. There's a lot of pressure to be "less" so that we can be more palatable to a traditionally male-dominated audience. Don't shrink. 😘

The Kickstarter uses an unusual model, with unlocks coming not from funding tiers, but participatory community challenges.

This is a funny ass deck

Packing up for a move and taking all my otter magnets off the fridge 🥲

this is truly such an evergreen jace beleren tweet

"this game seems interesting but I'm bad at rhythm games/shmups/fighting games/whatever" you deny your own curiosity out of a fear of not living up to a standard that does not exist to an audience that isn't even watching. you must overcome this to live a full and true life.

Alright, since it's Pro Tour weekend and I'm obviously not good enough at Magic to be there, here's something I am pretty decent at. Can anyone who follows me beat this? monkeytype.com

4 seasons of the best ever improv on film, and it all started with these 3 boys, who still find the time to do this with me despite their soaring careers (cue bird sound 🦅) thank you jesh zec & bronnon. see you in S5. ✨

This is how we vote with our wallets to get more in world stuff. Lorwyn Eclipse is one of the best selling sets of all time, secrets of strix sold out every prerelease, the novel hit the nyt list, and ub sets are kinda hung out to dry. Want wotc to listen and make more in world sets? This is how.

ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring

Wizard's initial response to the Unionisation efforts of it's Magic digital team is bad. Please don't mess this up. Solidarity for the workers, and find a petition below to show your support.

Please sign this United Wizards of the Coast MTG Arena union petition!!!! Make Hasbro and WOTC recognize their union!! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcl...

“Union is such a combative, nasty word. My son hates me, but he still takes my allowance money every week. That’s the sort of long term devotion we want from our wage slaves and code monkeys."

A lot of us spend hundreds of hours and and dollars playing magic arena. It takes zero time and zero money to sign this petition to help the devs who bring us this game have good working conditions, fair pay, and work life balance.

I tell you what, my Mood has Swung from unimpressed with Mood Swings to all of the below at WOTC hiring a union-busting firm instead of recognizing the @uwotc-official.bsky.social union I hope they realize REAL fast how much community goodwill they can destroy if they go through with this

The cynical part of me wonders if the in-universe ones are trending upward *specifically because* of UB fatigue, so people are more likely to skip UB ones and then are consequently more likely to attend the in-universe one every 3ish months

remaking breaking bad as a musical romcom meth lab for cutie

🙏Just doodlin' brother!

Dunkin has PILK????

Pro Tour Secrets of Strixhaven this weekend! #mtg #PTSOS

If you wondered how devious people in the corporate world can be: I just replied to an email "please remember to reply to the most recent email in the convo so that parts aren't left out" bc they'll reply to an email from last week & CC their mgr to make it look like I hadn't responded since then

One of the more surprising and interesting things about getting into @dropout.tv's content -- via @bmkibler.bsky.social and @goberthicks.bsky.social's appearance on Um, Actually -- is realizing just how many of the Dropout cast are huge nerds and do a lot of Magic content too!!

tired of these little buttholes on everything

dizzy commission💙 #guiltygear

With all the various flavors of counterspells, and some that have been around for ages and lots of printings, it's shocking to me that a few staples still don't have a retro frame version: Spell Pierce Negate Essence Scatter Spell Snare What are we doing here WOTC? Give this old man more retros

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose 👉🚨

the Sacramento zoo has 6 BABY CAPYBARAS

I Photoshop Fblthp into Magic cards until I don't: Day 20

If you put in an order for Rythymn (Rhythym? Rythm?) of the Wild, that’s cool but give me an extra minute to pull it up

And 9 seconds later … www.tomshardware.com/tech-industr...

Your voice really matters right now. If you would like show your support, join us in requesting that Wizards and Hasbro voluntarily recognize our union by signing our petition at cwa.org/uwotcletter

Posting this on the app that helped foment J6 and is also famous for an AI bot that makes kiddie porn that's owned by the world's most vocal white supremacist who puts his thumb on the scale of the algorithm is uh, well, it's something

Oops! You accidentally forgot about your tea for too long 🐥🌸

Hello World, we’d like to introduce ourselves. We the workers of the Magic: The Gathering Arena team have come together to unionize as United Wizards of the Coast - CWA! 🧵 unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/announcing-united-wizards-coast-cwa

Obligatory @spice8rack.bsky.social gif for this excellent news