3-0 tonight in 2HG Prerelease! We opened SO many green rares, so my partner ended up playing Jund, and I went UW splashing black for villains + modified stuff. Worked out really well :)

They’re not sending their best.

We’re always a little extra for Saturday’s prerelease—this time we have a special edition of News from the Haunt, a web-slinging game, and some New York City delicacies! Sealed prerelease at 2, Two-Headed Giant at 7—come join us!

That’s me in the video. And a Fox News host just celebrated me being assaulted by ICE. If ICE will do this to a congressional candidate with a big platform, just imagine what they’re doing to the people they’re kidnapping.

Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote

Stargaze - watercolour and acryla gouache on paper Painted for Magic: The Gathering's Bloomburrow ✨2 days left to get all of my prints on saIe✨

You can tell who the old-school Magic players are at Spiderman Prerelease because they were all looking at their pools and going "Mayhem is clearly the thing, it's just Madness!" (it was me)

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

I just died to this galaxy brain combo out of nowhere One Last Job bringing back Aatchik with Moonlit Meditation - makes a ton of Aatchiks at once that all legend rule themselves to death and see each other dying and make a pile of triggers @levdev.bsky.social this feels possibly up your alley

Circle of Protection: Green #GoogleTranslatesMTG

Dutch late night TV has its take

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

babies #silksong

Clocked in for 20 mins and already got a 💯 react from my boss on a gif in the Teams chat Sooooo, good day so far

Happy birthday Elena from Street Fighter! 🥳 #スト6 #エレナ生誕祭

This Selesnya Kona/Yuna deck is VERY funny

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

get yourself a congressional candidate who can kill charybdis *and* prioritize direct action

IF IT AINT MY COMPUTER IT SHOULDNT HAVE A COMPUTER IN IT - dashare.zone ADMIN

Keep cancelling your subs. Fuck them.

Do this to voice your outrage at Disney's unjust cancellation of Kimmel and other people's shows for simply practicing their free speech, ASAP.

When I was DoorDashing last year I had an order where someone DoorDashed Chuckie Cheese pizza to their house, in a very well-off neighborhood I can only assume it was a bribe to keep a whiny kid child quiet, because why would any sane person ever order that instead of literally anything else??

Charlie Kirk called for the execution of Joe Biden in 2023.

DISNEY: Wins 5 Emmys for ANDOR, a show about resisting fascism ALSO DISNEY: Bends the knee to the federal government and suspends Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel for resisting fascism

Relatable

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Interesting as always from Ken, and unfortunate to find out that, yes, there's a possible suit for the government coercion, but effectively the best that comes of it is a statement of Carr/govt saying "yep, we did that" and nothing else happens, which is absolutely bonkers.

Trans rights are human rights.

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

Just so I'm clear: TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft. TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism. Free speech, everyone.

Update

Like, I just want to post about videogame nonsense and my stupid soccer shenanigans and fun, happy stuff, but every time I look up it’s “The government has cancelled free speech” or “JD Vance jokes about murdering fishermen” or “Donald Trump has declared war on the moon” and I dunno man. Shit sucks.

It's funny because the wafer to ice cream proportion doesn't look like it could possibly be right but when you take a bite you realize they know what the fuck they're doing and you're an idiot

I used to live near New College and boy let me tell you the stories about that school were ALWAYS about how liberal/hippie/new-agey the students and school in general were. There's no way that if this actually happens (big if) that it will be met with any sort of appreciation lmao

If you see this, QTP with your favorite Final Fantasy characters

The buff-tip moth (Phalera bucephala) has mastered a very particular kind of camouflage. When they close their wings up, they resemble a broken twig. Native to large parts of Europe, there's regional pattern variation that reflects the local tree species. This one best resembles birch twigs?

I'm excited to play Standard at #MCAtlanta because my Bogles deck gets a very nice new upgrade out of the spiderman set. And I'm pretty confident that the deck is very strong as long as the surprise factor is there. Tough to do at my local FNM because people know the shenanigans I'm up to 😅

Good morning! #MCAtlanta is barely a week away! Here's a reminder that we will be there in the metal-flesh, at the Gathering Grounds, playing EDH & raising funds with Southern Fried Queer Pride! This post will be pinned & all relevant info about our plans will be threaded below. 💗➕🔄 🧵 1/?

Got my updated Covid, Flu, and Hepatitis B vaccines yesterday and boy do I feel like I got beat up today Better than getting sick but my ass is being kicked rn

The most important part of our stream: ❌Biomechan Engineer 🟢Biome-chan, Engineer

"Dead game" discourse has twisted people's minds into thinking that if a game doesn't have 100k CCU, it's basically dead and you shouldn't play it. This basically only benefits the biggest games in the world, because it creates a narrative that only popular games are worth playing.

I know there was already a Street Fighter MTG Secret Lair (I bought it), BUT: I have two SF mains that aren't in those cards; Elena and Sagat What are current cards that might translate to : -Capoiera dancer who only attacks with kicks And - Huge Maui Thai guy who throws fireballs?

A listing I saw on FB marketplace today: 2 each of 3 different bulk cards And a bottle of salad dressing on the ground below "Make an offer"

When my girl takes her top off

Okay, those bonus sheet cards look *outstanding* in person!

Necromancy is now on Magic Arena - which means we also have a card that you need to scroll to see its full text.