ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!!

Had a great time seeing @ifycomedy.com do stand-up tonight. We're old friends from way back* *The time we sat at the same table for breakfast at MaxFunCon

You got my black friends worried!

Gonna match with someone on Feeld and have them meet me here. If it goes badly it’s your fault.

What should I do in Indianapolis tonight?

Running war plans rn if anyone is around.

The Ben Reckless vs Bricks and Minifigs debacle is so much bigger than it seems. It’s a perfect snapshot of the ways people can abuse the justice system to get over on others. If they can do this over legos, imagine how terrible it gets when it comes race.

@briamgilbert.bsky.social made it for our first live Um, Actually and I was like “hell yea, we gotta do this on the show”.

Who is still playing D4? Em and I need some dungeon friends!

👾TONIGHT! A new episode of Um, Actually launches on @dropout.tv at 7PM ET / 4PM PT! Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact-checker @briamgilbert.bsky.social and guests: 🤓 Joan Ford 🤓 @enthusiamy.bsky.social 🤓 Zac Oyama

The number one way to: a) get me to perform comedy in your city and b) not miss me promoting my comedy in your city Is to click below and fill out the form. I use the list to tell my agent where to book my show, and then use the emails to tell you when that show is and where to buy tickets.

People who grew up in or near South LA. IYKYK

Finally reading Horus Rising and it drags a bit in the beginning running you through all the who’s who and such, but once it gets going it gets GOING! “Samus.” Whew!

CAST ANNOUNCEMENT: We'll be doing a live play of @chaosium.bsky.social's Scouts Against Cthulhu at Gen Con with an all-star cast including Paula Deming as GM, with @ifycomedy.com, @ginnydi.com, Persephone Valentine, & @baileymeyers.bsky.social taking on the Eldritch Horrors beyond the campfire.

@ifycomedy.com also had a normal time

The city keeps its secrets buried deep. New Push the Roll with Ross Bryant on your podcast app pushtheroll.com Featuring 📞 @rossbryant.bsky.social @ifycomedy.com @londoncarlisle.bsky.social @thingsgetdicey.bsky.social @cuppycup.bsky.social #actualplay #actualplaypodcast #callofcthulhu

@umactually.dropout.tv IN LONDON? WE WILL BE SEATED!

legendary watermelon destroyer @ifycomedy.com @ohmyemilylouise.bsky.social

For some reason I can’t upload the original video with sound @bjcolangelo.bsky.social took, but here it is without.

Seeing this live was a religious experience.

Yea he did that shit. I did this:

True love is breaking a watermelon with your thighs and feeding it to ur partner ❤️‍🔥

Mind you, I’ve been hitting this man up to play for days.

I forgot that PS clips record your voice.

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EVERYONE SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY EM!!! I of course dont know her personally, but the brief interaction i had was so incredibly kind. She deserves the best today and every day 🥹

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9 Champions. 1 acceptable preamble to all answers. Who will win? 💥 The first episode of the Tournament of Champions airs May 26th!

TW: Blood Midnight Rumble making the line between wrestling comedy show and actual wrestling show so thin it’s probably invisible.

🚨 BAY AREA/ SAN JOSE! 🚨 *TOMORROW NIGHT* I’m headlining in Sunnyvale! We’re selling pretty well, but have some tix left and I would LOVE to sell out. I’m bringing jokes so bring your bright smiles and nerdy interests! TIX: rooster-t-feathers.seatengine-sites.com/shows/363152

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First DIN photo in a while where I have no idea of the source.

Found a deckbox at the end of me and @briamgilbert.bsky.social’s sealed commander event. DM me with the commander you built to claim if it’s yours.

TV Chef Fantasy League is bringing out the heavy artillery for the last day of MaxFunDrive: @ifycomedy.com, Cake Dom

GMPBD

The new episode of @umactually.dropout.tv had me wheezing, it was so funny. I need an entire season or spinoff series of those guys playing trivia or any games. @ifycomedy.com, please hear my cry of longing

🚨 A new episode of Um, Actually is out now on Dropout! Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact-checker Brian David Gilbert, and guests: Carl Tart, Zeke Nicholson, and Ronnie Adrian!

Ify Nwadiwe and Becca Scott have a Kickstarter for a filthy Magic the Gathering (ish) game show. Throw all of your money at them! @ifycomedy.com, I'd like to lodge a complaint: "Strip Commander" is not available as a pledge level.

👾TONIGHT! A new episode of Um, Actually launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT! Featuring host @ifycomedy.com, fact-checker Brian David Gilbert, and guests: 🤓 Carl Tart 🤓 Zeke Nicholson 🤓 Ronnie Adrian

Oooh! Here's the thing. I think it was, but is was degraded by the tweetification of our online spaces. We used to have forums, blogs, and chat rooms. Then, we seemly devolved into shrinking the platform to communicate while growing the placement of ads. We killed websites for capital.

Something I *will* essay about is that every discussion with differing opinions have become life or death online. I feel bad when someone disagrees with me and feels the need to apologize because we have built a culture of online thought homogeny where any disagreement has been viewed as betrayal.

If we're going to call it as it is, it's because a lot of folks want to mitigate criticism. I know it can be used as a call to action to dunk on an opposing idea, but the moment you block someone, they lose that access. Even so, I don't even mind *that*.

When we shot this, I wasn't even obsessed with the Sopranos yet!

I think my weirdest social media take is that I believe in digital reciprocity. For example, I like that if you turn of your online indicator on IG, you are unable to see those who have theirs on. So, when I see someone on here quote posting while theirs are turned off it gives me a weird ick.

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I am also laughing at this claim of “post woke” gaming based on a game that is doing none of the shit they were crying was taken from their games. They know they’ve lost and are trying to move the goalpost closer!

Yea. I had to make audience with Lady Ophelia Savage.