"Angry, uneducated mayonnaise."

good morning

Donald Trump A dumbass and a menace.

Larry has a posse, and I am in it.

new metaphor just dropped

If Universal had given David Lynch five hours over two movies to do Dune Part 1 in 1984 and Part 2 in 1987, we would never have stopped talking about it. This movie was such a shockingly beautiful disaster...

gumby was always saying this

They are arresting U.S. Air Force Officers for free speech and U.S. Olympians for curiosity—but not rich men for raping children with Jeffrey Epstein.

Reminder for anyone traveling this summer: Firefox includes a free built-in VPN with unlimited data. That's it, that's the post blog.mozilla.org/en/firefox/f...

ULTIMATE BOOK PORN

Half an hour into the campaign tonight and we have so far managed to agree that a) It is hot, b) The DM will occasionally stare into space for a bit and then curse or cheer about soccer, and c) "Spells For Wolves" would be an excellent indie band name.

Fix This First,Then We Celebrate...

Alan Moore making his point clear in the dedication at the beginning of I Hear A New World.

I broke apart their insides Now I've got no Bear to sell

in tagalog, instead of saying “whatever happens happens” we say “bahala na si batman” which loosely translates to “let batman handle it” and i think that’s beautiful

I know about invisible walls in Dark Souls but I found an invisible gloryhole

I've trained my Youtube ads down to the point where they just show me cool music videos half the time. It's no Big Dawgs, but I am LOVING this woman. And her backup dancers.

me flirting #art

The fun thing about living on a major thoroughfare is that I always know when some sports team has won a sports thing somewhere in the world.

I just don’t see how it’s any of their business.

The new cat toys arrived just before midnight, appropriately.

Luna hates the AC. At first she retires to the hall to howl protests from afar. Then demands treats. Then vanishes. The room is quiet. I concentrate on my tasks. Suddenly, a lost and cranky eldritch being yowls at full volume from directly beneath my chair.

Goodnight Bluesky

Reposting for great Eldritch justice. And because I want it to be made so I can listen to it.

🎶 Make a litel tea Serenade the catte Staye yn tonighte! Staye yn tonighte! 🎶

Today in JAIL FOR MOTHER FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS news: Cat who licks fluff off my bed turns up nose at current flavor of cat treats.

Grocery delivery jackass pissed me off enough to get a complaint on record & tip refunded. I'm on the 2nd floor of a place with high ceilings. I'm an old broad. Hence I get delivery & tip nice to have stuff carried up to me. Jackass dumped everything in the lobby & fucked off without buzzing.

Looking up FIFA results at 2am just to understand who all the honking is for.

BAG OF TOADINGE

Lady lion just walking away like, "Yeah, bitch DO be crazy."

Fuck FIFA, and I only watch soccer if it's on in front of me. That said, @the-biphomet.bsky.social got me to watch this clip of Erling Haaland as a prelude to watching the nudged self-own against Those Assholes. God. Damn. Son. A beast. A beast with the grace, agility, and precision of a spider.

He governs with joy in his people. I hope this is the trend that will save us.

Death goals.

#caturday #cats

Sounds like a match made in heaven! #BookSky

Benjamin Netanyahu and Stephen Miller both looked at the repellant carnage of the Holocaust and thought, "You know, there are some really good ideas in there."

Carl Sagan would be proud

The would be a pretty funny bit of satire, except it's not satire.

Graphic design is my passion.

Prime Day reminder that Amazon... -Helps fuel ICE's deportations -Gave $1M to Trump's inauguration -Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump -Shelled out $75M for the Melania doc -Donated to Trump's ballroom -Wants to reboot The Apprentice w/ Don Jr

Today's comic book image:

the graveyard

Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating