Time to fuck out of TikTok.

Carney gave a great speech that inspired the world and was a classy as hell fuck you to Trump. Behold, the proof.

I just thought everyone should see this

Nazi-ade.

Me, if I were so lucky.

To be fair the average five-year-old probably presents a threat to Greg Bovino

Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6

My local bookshop understands their audience.

Tiny evil demon kitty was not bribed with treats to let me eat in peace. Tiny evil demon kitty retaliated as shown below, before trying to stick her face in my bowl. AND THEN I SAW THE BITCH LEFT A POO ON MY DESK

Me, to @the-biphomet.bsky.social

Good morning

This is a hell of a speech, and a resolute elbows up to our Southern neighbor. An educated, intelligent, and clear-eyed leader, working with and for his citizenry.

Please, I need this as a gif.

"Stop calling ICE the Gestapo! ICE is nothing like the Gestapo. Now, let me innumerate all the many ways ICE is exactly like the Gestapo. Thank you for your attention to this matter."

I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally

are they not monsters?

Crockett: "You only love enforcement when they're going after Black, brown, immigrants, that kind of folk. But on January 6, you didn't care about law enforcement."

Absolutely massive turnout at the ICE Rapid Response training in Pittsburgh tonight, hosted by Frontline Dignity. Over 500 people showed up, including dozens from out of county & out of state.

A woman got shot in the face and was left to die by ICE, Piers. Shut the fuck up about yourself, Piers. Trump has bigger evils in his pockets for karma to deal with.

I love you my internet friends, I enjoy us all wanting one specific guy to be fucking dead, together. 🫶 🥰

Kevin Miller?

[to the tune of "Girls on Film"] 🎵 Heads on spikes 🎵

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: Ghost Clutch Halestorm Apocalyptica Regina Spektor And I am still cursing myself on a daily basis for forgetting that I had PJ Harvey tickets until three months after the show.

Hey Pennsylvania people, please share

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

I hate internet people.

He was a Communist, Elmo.

Watch out: the guy who bombed Iran, kidnapped a foreign leader, and is currently invading a city in his own country is going to stop being so peaceful

Some people say that they make music for themselves, ie the music they would like to listen to. I don’t think that’s the right way. But I also don’t think we should make music for other people. I think we should try to make music that music would like, if it was sentient, which it might be.

Reminder that the people who said their guns were for fighting tyranny went and joined the tyranny. Guess they really just wanted to be able to shoot them at people without getting arrested.

An official communication from your president to multiple heads of state. I think this style of message is called "Becky passing notes in high school about that bitch who stole her boyfriend."

Senior White House official says local and state police in Minneapolis “have been ordered to stand down and surrender.” What?

neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now

It continues in the comments. Read all of it. The only thing that I see possibly not happening is the cutting off of companies like Apple and Google, which are too deeply entrenched in everyday life. More likely that it will end up as a splitting into separate non-U.S. entities.

The problem is not that we can’t impeach the president. Although we can and should. The real problem is that we can’t impeach Stephen Miller because we never elected or confirmed him.

Mitochondria, the traitor of the cell.

Good morning

@littlebridgetroll.bsky.social, with love.* * Definition of "love" may vary.

The thing with posts mocking ICE about being hated by their families is that we seem to have forgotten that there are houses still proudly displaying photos of their grandpappy in his Klan robes.

Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.

I love being terrible at chess. I love having no idea how to do a proper checkmate. I love sacrificing all of my pawns fewer than ten moves in. People devote their entire lives to it and I’m just like “wheeeeee horsies”

Came across a romantasy whose cover had a man with pepperoni nipples instead of the usual tiny bibbles. Fair play to the representation of larger nipples on men! Though I do rather suspect that education on the spectrum of male nipple types was *perhaps* not the intent.* * Yep, he's Bi. #BookSky

JD Vance killed a pope and Trump killed the disgraced creator of Dilbert.

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

It has begun.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.