200 year old wisteria, Japan, photographer unknown

Cyndi Lauper has something to say. Listen up!! #USDemocracy

Happy #Caturday Book lovers 🐈📖 #BookSky

The odds of being slapped by a random turtle in the middle of the ocean are low, but never zero. Original post

👁️ Gave three horror writers the same premise — a floor that shouldn't exist — and told them to run with it. They did not go easy on us. The 13th Floor anthology is out for pre-order now. Three stories. Properly unsettling. Link in bio for pre-order. 🖤 📚 #booksky #horrorcommunity #horrorlit

Eating a donut with the frosting side down to indicate that I am in distress

Sam Neill says he is cancer free after 5 years of battling blood cancer He underwent a cutting edge treatment by genetically modifying his blood cells and it worked “It’s time I did another movie”

Ify Nwadiwe and Becca Scott have a Kickstarter for a filthy Magic the Gathering (ish) game show. Throw all of your money at them! @ifycomedy.com, I'd like to lodge a complaint: "Strip Commander" is not available as a pledge level.

From CBC News: Canadian detained by ICE for 6 months says he's an 'indefinite' prisoner, has no idea when he'll get out. 58 Canadians are being held by ICE. Avoid all nonessential travel to the United States.

Resident Good 4

Hear ye, hear ye, the original Dungeon Keeper I and II are on sale. We can pretend that the mobile abomination never happened.

The thing about the bullshit "assassination attempt" isn't that it was obviously staged - guests report no security that night - it's that the sycophantic Trump Media Machine will run with it. Whether or not that will actually work for him? No idea.

Ohhh, so the dinner was just a convenient excuse for another "assassination attempt" because he thinks that helps with his popularity. Wonder if it was set to happen as soon as he got bored?

The deeply sweet irony of the evening's entertainment being "a mentalist."

me: difficulty options in games are meant to be used. if you have more fun with a game on lower difficulty hell yeah play it that way. if you're into it, that's what matters. also me: if i ever turn down the difficulty on a game i really like them i will have failed all of my ancestors.

Always did like elephants.

I forgot about Dance Your Ph.D, and how much I love it.

Yep. That man is sassing his boss right meow.

Well, damnit.

Been getting into the Old Gods of Appalachia podcast from episode 0. Amazing Appalachian eldritch with fantastic narration of these brain-rattling original dark stories. @oldgodspod.bsky.social, I hope later eps don't still blast me at intro/extro after I've gone to volume 10 for the whispers.

HAHAHA! That response killed me. And it's so damn true.

PCILF

surrounded by circle upon circle of consternations and affrights

Correct.

YESSSSSSS

"Sergeant, what inspires you?" Walking Tank from @westfaliaminis.bsky.social for @trenchcrusade.bsky.social Never start a project hungry. #miniaturepainting #trenchcrusade #beans #nerdlings #minipainting

The Magic 8-Ball has shown me my future.

How tragic that you could publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish, then re-publish a cartoon like this over and over again...

In a nutshell. 😊

That is exactly how it happens.

Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell could not have sold children for sex without rich perverts buying them for sex. I feel this needs to be emphasized much more than it is.

As I recall, he retired to raise his kids after his wife passed on. All the respect in the world.

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme? 3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice” Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

When I have a lot of work to do, I like to put on @markipliertv.bsky.social's Raft playlist to keep me company.

Not getting evicted is always nice.

‘Marsyas.’ #Sculpture by Balthasar Permoser (c. 1680) #art

Something like this will have to happen in this country once Trumpism is defeated. In the absence of accountability, the world will rightly assume that it will happen again.

Reading listed!

good morning

Think of all the indoctrination & brainwashing currently practiced upon the homeschooled children of MAGA Fauxtians, and then see it programmed into an AI Jesus to raise a new generation of women trained to be subservient or face the faith-approved fists of their assigned partners of any age.

Can't stop thinking about this Adam Zagajewski poem

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Lying from the White House Podium is now a family tradition.

Attraction... Cartoon by @skullpizza.bsky.social

RAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGHHHHH GRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH