Hey I'm making Zyn mint juleps, you want one?

DYING FELT SO GODDAMN GOOD TODAY

Thank god for this list, I'm getting real sick of all these bars for children

Weird useless fact about me is that I've never been fucked up in any capacity at a live music event. Shows I go to are typically a good bit away and I drive, so it's never happened.

Exhorder ran so Pantera could Walk

THERE IS STILL TIME ...TO GET THE INAUGURAL DEMO OF MY NEW BLACK METAL PROJECT ENSORCELLESS DURING THIS BANDCAMP FRIDAY BECOME A FAN BEFORE IT'S COOL TO DO SO

Lookin good

Went back to Undead Asylum but forgot to get the key first. I'm slipping

Thanks for the ring, Havel. Little bitch

Fuck responsibilities this afternoon

I'll call this avant-garde/progressive black metal, but I could be wrong What I'm not wrong about is how much I think it fucks

The homies know I've been fighting injuries for a while, but today during bulgarian split squats I noticed my right ankle stability is fully back and I no longer have to actively fight any arch collapse. LET'S. FUCKING. GO.

Just enough time left in the gym to get this one in

You lost there buddy? You look more confused than a hardcore kid during the fast parts

Hair no longer bugging the shit out of me

Shoulders and tris torched yesterday and coming off a gnarly sickness still benched 225 for 3 today Trying to frame it like that in my mind instead of thinking I "only" got 3 lol

Stank face through the whole goddamn album

Finally had a minute to chop off my hair. Goddamn I got a big head

Best black metal of the year, I am not kidding

First 10 that came to mind. As much as I love to do shit like say every perfect album is the best of all time, I don't think I could do a for real top 10 of songs

"Dating and marriage should go back to the old times" big talk for a man with 0 cows to offer

Might fuck around and have 2 beers tonight

*90s Christian metalcore vocalist setting up an extremely violent breakdown* BABIES ARE A GIFT FROM GOD AND ABORTION IS MURDER

Just got this text from a buddy uh oh

"while I was crushing a deadlift" these motherfuckers so stupid they haven't ever thought of texting your wife in between sets

Phew, all my gains didn't disappear while I was sick. Worried there for a minute

Death metaling my fuckin nuts off now

Hardcore lifting time

What would I do with a time machine? Probably go back and try to get one or those world famous Nancy Reagan blowjobs

I survived the great accidentally hitting the vape way too hard of April 29, 2026

Their heads cast shadows like skyscrapers Just small enough to fit up their asses

How Democrats Lost Men: Why refusing to bring back Bodacious Bikini Babes with Big Bazongas drove men to the far-right

DDH Ghost in the Machine to wrap up a hell of a day. This shit used to fetch a good bit on the secondary market, but it was so limited I could never get any to resell lol. Production is upped now so I can at least enjoy it myself

Me, who hasn't smoked in like 14 years, seeing everyone talking about smoking today

When a well known bad person dies, their friends always come out and say "Shame on you for celebrating his death. They were my friend. They had a family." The crushing weight of that statement makes me take a step back to reflect and think, "Damn, I'm gonna be real happy when this person dies too"

No more class before work in the morning, how will I adapt to this new life

Bringing this as a reference pic to the barber

That's my emotional support favorite alternative/progressive metal album of all time

neopronouns implies the existence of agentsmithpronouns

Finals week is technically next week, but did well enough I don't have to take any optional ones. By 10 am, I will be over halfway done. My brain and body truly do not know how to process this

The song Eaten by the death metal band Bloodbath, otherwise known as "Scream Bloody Vore"

Bluesky will censor the weirdest shit. Apparently not this though

I could maybe watch the first episode of Curb once a week forever

Grabbed the Demon's Souls remake so now I just need Lies of P to get back the only games I might miss from PS+

Still haven't had the headspace for new At the Gates, so listening to what has been slowly creeping to possibly become my favorite At the Gates

I have such an innate hesitancy for ANY heavy pulls since my injury. 265 up sumo deadlift today. 120 lbs under my heaviest conventional deadlift pull. Just gotta keep plugging along.

Not doing a ton of front squat volume today, heaviest rep 215. Hip recovery still going well

This album Slaughtersun by the band Dawn is pretty fuckin neat

The lyrics to Rooster if Vietnam happened in the 2020s: "Got my pills 'gainst mosquito death Signed the exemption, ain't take one yet"