Raising kids can be tough but when they sit on your lap and fall asleep watching you play Dark Souls...nothing better

Still thinking about Dimebag Pharrell ngl

I think my #1 piece of advice to most dudes would be that you are not actually funny and you should not make that joke

*Fallon interviewing Hitler* So you've got some pretty unconventional ideas, what does Eva think about all this? Is she engaged or is she just like "Oh, he's doing Hitler stuff again, I just let him do his thing"

Hardest motherfuckin EP of the Year award goes to Soul Hater In a year without a Kruelty release they made sure to give you the feeling of getting the shit beaten out of you

Be disappointed in me all you want but there are truly few things in this world as powerful as death metal properly incorporating the 2 step

My titties are gonna be so sore tomorrow after this workout 😐

Official 6 sets of 1 bench weights today: 235, 240, 240, 240 (fail), 230, 235, 235 Feeling good about it

Third set of 5x1 (235, 240, 240) and this 240 lbs felt good but apparently wiped me pretty good because I had my first ever roll out attempting it on set 4 lol

Posting an undercooked joke and wondering why it doesn't get 10 million likes

Dimebag Pharrell be like "walk on home if you're happy"

Year end EP/singles list be like "Transgressive, Transgressive, and oh of course Alicia Cordisco the riff master behind Transgressive"

More of my top 10 albums of the year: Sallow Moth edition Words almost cannot express how fucking FRESH this one feels. Got me feeling like, wait, you can do THAT with death metal?

Depop showing me the best shirt ever made

After #1, my AOTY ranking gets murky. This is maybe #3? Who gives a shit. It's gnarly, gross black/death metal that fucking rules You know what to do LUST HAG

Alright so I think Shadows in the Light - present day is my favorite Immolation album run Close to a World Below is my favorite album But of course the whole discography is untouchable

Overeager to think I could get 5 sets of 2 at 270 lbs lmao, but got 2 sets at least

Now I'm thinking that not only is Immolation the best death metal band, they probably also harness the pinch harmonic more effectively than anyone else in the genre

Black metal as a genre quickly evolved so that it could reach its ultimate peak in 2001 with the release of Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia

Just did my online chemistry final and y'all I think I somehow managed to get an A in the class by the fuckin skin of my teeth This awful class is over!

Last final Thursday which means after work on Friday I FINALLY get to jump into Expedition 33

"We've finally done it, we've revived one of our ancestors from the ice, behold, a living neanderthal! " *the neanderthal that I've secretly given a steam deck loaded with hentai games* "AAAAAAAAaaaa"

Perhaps you've seen it, maybe in a dream. A murky, forgotten land.

Last year ren faire was sold out of turkey legs but this year they got em

I beat the first Outer Worlds! I was able to actually finish a game with all the shit I have going on!

RPGs let you live out the fantasy of a life you could never have, which is why I love charisma runs so much

Some inmates escaped from our parish prison by literally doing the "tie sheets together and climb out the window" trick. I live in a Looney Tunes ass place

We have an air purifier that reads air quality and if you fart next to it, the number goes down lol

Today I went to a new doctor who, thankfully is amazing and actually wants to help me with my chronic pain. That does mean more tests going forward, and since today is Bandcamp Friday, this would be a great time to pick up some riffs to help me out!

Feels like this came out a billion years ago, but nope, this year. Gets better every spin. I think it clears Weapons of Tomorrow for my favorite Warbringer

I had accepted I may never deadlift again, but rehab work had me feeling exceptionally good so I did some test pulls Got up to 300 with no pain, pinch or tightness WE ARE ON THE UPSWING GANG

-Calls band "Damageplan" -Has no plan for bullet damage

Went to bed right after work yesterday and woke up this morning not feeling sick at all and music makes me want to kick stuff again

If Znöwhite got the goddamn respect they deserve, this country would be a better place. But nope, instead Pantera is widely considered one of the all time best metal bands and shit gets fashier every day

SWEET LAND OF LIBERTY SPIT YOUR VENOM IN MY EYES TAKE AWAY ALL THAT'S PROMISED DENIED BIRTH GIVEN RIGHTS

46 and raining tomorrow I want to stay in BED

One test down, 5 to go, and stuck at work waiting for a truck that probably won't even arrive today as scheduled

Listening to this shit all out of order but choo choo motherfucker, all aboard the Immolation train, we going blaspheme

Rough year but I did finally get to see Napalm Death in 2025 which was a massive one to cross off the list

Oh dude, what does your shirt say? "I got sucked off by the beaver at the Bastrop, Texas Buc-ees"? Haha that's so awesome I bet you're a really funny person

NP Immortal - Blizzard Beasts Not one of the perfect Immortal albums, but I love this thing so much. More death metal influence and features some absolute peak Immortal riffs

Weird positivity hits me sometimes, like right now I'm laying down in bed sick and stressed, but then I remembered how I got shingles at 26 and I'm like well, at least it's not that

That's cool. I can get sick the Wednesday before finals and a test on both Thursday and Friday before finals. That's fine. I'm fine.

Lifting tip: listen to death metal while working out Hit me up for more scientifically proven lifting tips

You can never stop at just one Immolation album (or two. Or three)

DEVILMAN DEVILMAN

This is really urgent actually, we're both very low on food and the local food banks are slammed.

This really solidifying that 2025 was the year of reconnecting with albums (Amorphis was from my attempted first time discog run which I did not finish tho)

Alright execs, I got a pitch. No, it's for an existing IP, don't worry it's safe. So this Fiddler on the Roof, right? Well what's his deal? Where did he come from? When'd he get his first fiddle. That's what my movie answers. It's the fiddler's origin story. I call it: "Kid Fiddler"

So if theoretically someone was young and dumb and bought an Iced Earth - Night of the Stormrider vinyl when they were developing their tastes and now want it gone, what would be the best way of getting rid of it