Pausing Pod Save America to listen to people who are somehow more wrong as an intellectual flex

When she go Meshuggah mode and bounce on it Catch Thirtythree style

The riffs are bouncing and djenting this morning, bong dee dong dee dong

Many are saying that After the Burial was "fucking cooking" with this one

Korn is now dad rock, otherwise known as PopKorn

Trying to get my muscles big enough to fill out the dogshit enormous new American Apparel blanks hardcore bands will sometimes print on

NEW FINAL DOSE EP LETS GOOOOOO

Bimboviolence stays beating ass

Now I'm super hype and listening to what I have come to believe is the best lifting album of all time

Holy fucking shit this band fucks so hard

Guess who just hit their entire 6x1 bench at 260 lbs

If i only could Id make a deal with Yob And id get them to release new music Id be ascending up that path Ascending up that clearing

Listening to IMO the most underrated Darkthrone album

Half day off and my deload is over, time to go ham in the gym so I'm completely useless at work

Big game, big watch, you know there's no free lunch

Eyyyy we got some snow. Extremely little but anything is exciting for us down here

Since Fable is getting remade or whatever I fired up the ol' 360 and Fable Anniversary. Lmao these are the ugliest fucking characters

Knowing the built in conclusion beforehand apparently does not help seeing it happen in real time

Heartbreaking: actively practicing again had confirmed that I am bad at guitar

Listened to IX Equilibrium and to whoever said it's their favorite Emperor: I think you're right

Second day in a row listening to Heaving Earth in the gym

Thanks for the purchase Hugh

Wish I wasn't in school so I could help with my kids community theater but dawg I am so tired always

The best onomatopoeia I ever heard was one time when I went to use the bathroom, there was a dude outside the stall that said "Homies in there taking a shit! Dropping some bombshells, plook plook!"

Adding even one rep to one set of Arnold press right now is like fighting for my life lol, but got up to 8 on my first set with the 60s. Still hit 7 on the second two

God this album is still just fucking peak death metal

This new Barbarian album fucking rules. It's like speed/heavy metal with some death metal in there? Just skip their dumb spoken word intro and get to the good stuff

I have become what I assume is the only person to ever listen to this in its entirety since some poor reviewers were forced to when it dropped. Live updates on the experience in the comments.

Well, my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to see if Machine Head's "Catharsis" was really as bad as we thought Halfway through the first song and I burst out laughing at the lyrics

The temps may be getting low, but I suspect that I will be getting high

Blackbraid dude has a new project but he hasn't even made the Blackbraid albums sound different from one another so not sure how that will go

Da da dada da dadadadadada OUGH

MAYBE SOMEDAY WHEN THIS BLOODY SKULL HAS DRIED KNOW OUR CITY IS IN RUINS WHEN OUR GREATEST SOURCE OF PRIDE A MONUMENT OF DICKS AND RIBS, AND THE GENDER CROWN WE WORE WHERE UNDERNEATH A PLAQUE WILL READ, A PLAQUE WILL REEEEEAAAAD

Welcome to false black metal Friday I love this album

Oh, you really like Type O Negative? Lemme guess, there's a Halloween countdown on your phone?

All news should be "Ordering Domino's on the Wii" but everything gotta be fucking stupid

Don't get mad at me but I have never listened to Insomnium before right now

Fuckin hate spending money on shoes but I guess $100 on shoes for self diagnosed plantar fasciitis is better than the cost of getting it checked out and then just being told to get new shoes

Every day I wake up and realize it's the perfect day to listen to Immortal

Never listened before. This thing goes fuckin bananas

"Your own Personal Pizza" - Depeche Mode telling you how you can spend accelerated reader points at school

Pretty sure I got plantar fasciitis DAWG I need a fuckin break

Heavy is the head that's crowning

Jurassic Park with Big Naturals

Cold as fuck up there but y'all coillions in Minnesota are truly inspiring to see. Feds will eat shit, all my respect and love up there

My wife just said "Ted Cruz left Texas, this storm is gonna be real bad"

All black metal is required to be at least 50% sleazier and/or sluttier in 2026

Someone should invent a resistance band that doesn't try to rip all of your goddamn leg hair out