Algorithms are always pushing me gym influencer shit, and I hate it I lift because I love lifting. And if the homies want, they can lift too. Then we can talk about lifting. All there is to it

Pathfinder night Me: *suggests that a corpse's tits jiggle when kicked* DM: Oh my god, was rigor mortis made for the male gaze?

Riffs that make you go "gotDAMN that's a good riff"

Traditional revival of old school heavy death metal

I know part of the dishwasher's thing is drying the dishes, but when it's been 72 hours and the cycle still is not completed, I think: hey, maybe I'll use a slightly wet dish

Ready to join you, Kyle

Went to bring our hanging fern inside. A bird flew out and smacked me. I guess it's staying outside

After Bloodborne and Lunar are done, I think I'll finally dedicate myself to tackling a big one from the backlog: Lost Odyssey

More death/doom needs to make me wanna throw down

After the dogshit that was last week I was hoping the lifts were good today. Nope, the lifts are shit

STRUGGLING in the gym rn let's see if this helps

Look I know some of y'all got it worse, but going from a sunny 80 degrees to 45, windy, overcast, and sleeting sucks shit

Me? I'm Tall Tony. And my pal here is Tiny Tony. No, we aren't both named Tony. Our last name is Tony. We're brothers and we have a good relationship.

Weather today: no sleeves Weather tomorrow: 4 sided death metal longsleeve

With physical copies of Switch games alone I could probably entertain myself for a decade (yes 3D All Stars not having a proper case bugs the shit out of me)

Me, stoned after midnight: Hm, should I have a snack My homie Mogwai: Oh absolutely. Should probably grab me one too while you're at it

Couldn't focus on Bloodborne, finally started the System Shock remake. Dawg what the fuck? I'm barely in this shit but holy shit it's so good

Hegseth's pastor says an ideal society doesn't include Eucharistic processions? Wow! Almost like I told every dumbfuck maga Catholic that these people's ideal society does not include them

Had a beer and mowed the lawn for the first time this year. Dad powers are fully charged

All my lifting advice is 100% scientifically tested and proven

Prevent burnout at the end of your gym session by throwing on THE PREMIER Gundam death metal album

Yelling and throwing dumbbells

YES this the death/doom that makes you wanna pick up boulders and throw them

Not at my normal gym. Guy with an American/confederate flag hybrid tattoo is talking about how much alimony he pays

Last midterm completed, may the lifting gods be with me today

Don't tell anyone, but I don't take creatine on days that I don't lift and I'm pretty sure I'm fine

Growing up without much access to weed got me looking at the most burned out vape cart to ever exist thinking "probably still some left, can't throw that out"

Alright time for possibly my all time favorite beer

After trying a few new hazy IPAs that have come to a local shop, I can officially say I am now a grumpy old beer guy that's over it

Gonna start posting all flex selfies with links to the homies' albums

Mike Flanagan has something new out? Lemme guess, his wife plays a lesbian?

Reposting after listening because this goes fucking bananas. If extreme metal was less fragmented I truly feel like Garry could be considered one of the leading artists in the scene. This on top of all the Sallow Moth, Memorrhage, and everything else? All hit shit is fire

Fuckin around with some black metal at work

Twice this week I have had people ask how old I am and sound shocked when I say I'm about to turn 33. It's not that old??? Acting as surprised as if I just told them I'm 65 jesus christ

Y'all are gonna be so surprised with what I'm listening to now

3x7 arnold press with the 65s (up from 3x6 last week) done to this soundtrack

Ok, so I liked the second song on the new Lamb of God. Didn't like the third. And the second song reminded me of The Recreant so I'm listening to that instead

Sometimes it's helpful to ask the homies. Sometimes, not so much

Is the new Lamb of God worth it if I'm not vibing with the first track

I guess a positive is that if I did have a bug and not just exhaustion, it only lasted about 36 hours and now I'm feeling good while facing the horrors

Out now. Lureplasm ‘Luridysic Heirloom’ FFO: Regurgitate, Ahumado Granujo, Axis of Perdition, Watchmaker, Martyrdöd, Parasite Eve, Fatal Frame, 90s point-and-click horror games. I’ve got a few tapes remaining on Bandcamp.

Nothing ever burns down by itself

Lmao and these dumb fucks want us to vote for them

Fuck all cops, listen to grind

I don't know if it's just because I'm getting older or that this week coincided with midterms. But I am truly fucked up from this time change in a way I don't remember happening in the past

Medically stoned on prescription marijuana (legally)

I'm used to chopping XLs AND Gildan changed their heavy cotton fit. Scissors got away from me a bit

Last time I was supposed to see Immolation was the day my wife and youngest daughter were hit in a bad car wreck, which kicked off a year consisting of 3 not at fault accidents, altering us forever Hopefully seeing them next month restores something in me

Watch, I show you with my twucks how we solve this pwoblem!

Oooh the Immolation/Rotting Christ/Deicide tour got a last minute stop near me! I can't wait to see Immolation and Rotting Christ then leave early!