Heartbreaking: actively practicing again had confirmed that I am bad at guitar

Listened to IX Equilibrium and to whoever said it's their favorite Emperor: I think you're right

Second day in a row listening to Heaving Earth in the gym

Thanks for the purchase Hugh

Wish I wasn't in school so I could help with my kids community theater but dawg I am so tired always

The best onomatopoeia I ever heard was one time when I went to use the bathroom, there was a dude outside the stall that said "Homies in there taking a shit! Dropping some bombshells, plook plook!"

Adding even one rep to one set of Arnold press right now is like fighting for my life lol, but got up to 8 on my first set with the 60s. Still hit 7 on the second two

God this album is still just fucking peak death metal

This new Barbarian album fucking rules. It's like speed/heavy metal with some death metal in there? Just skip their dumb spoken word intro and get to the good stuff

I have become what I assume is the only person to ever listen to this in its entirety since some poor reviewers were forced to when it dropped. Live updates on the experience in the comments.

Well, my curiosity got the better of me and I decided to see if Machine Head's "Catharsis" was really as bad as we thought Halfway through the first song and I burst out laughing at the lyrics

The temps may be getting low, but I suspect that I will be getting high

Blackbraid dude has a new project but he hasn't even made the Blackbraid albums sound different from one another so not sure how that will go

Da da dada da dadadadadada OUGH

MAYBE SOMEDAY WHEN THIS BLOODY SKULL HAS DRIED KNOW OUR CITY IS IN RUINS WHEN OUR GREATEST SOURCE OF PRIDE A MONUMENT OF DICKS AND RIBS, AND THE GENDER CROWN WE WORE WHERE UNDERNEATH A PLAQUE WILL READ, A PLAQUE WILL REEEEEAAAAD

Welcome to false black metal Friday I love this album

Oh, you really like Type O Negative? Lemme guess, there's a Halloween countdown on your phone?

All news should be "Ordering Domino's on the Wii" but everything gotta be fucking stupid

Don't get mad at me but I have never listened to Insomnium before right now

Fuckin hate spending money on shoes but I guess $100 on shoes for self diagnosed plantar fasciitis is better than the cost of getting it checked out and then just being told to get new shoes

Every day I wake up and realize it's the perfect day to listen to Immortal

Never listened before. This thing goes fuckin bananas

"Your own Personal Pizza" - Depeche Mode telling you how you can spend accelerated reader points at school

Pretty sure I got plantar fasciitis DAWG I need a fuckin break

Heavy is the head that's crowning

Jurassic Park with Big Naturals

Cold as fuck up there but y'all coillions in Minnesota are truly inspiring to see. Feds will eat shit, all my respect and love up there

My wife just said "Ted Cruz left Texas, this storm is gonna be real bad"

All black metal is required to be at least 50% sleazier and/or sluttier in 2026

Someone should invent a resistance band that doesn't try to rip all of your goddamn leg hair out

Not a single compliment on my shirt I stg no one in this gym has any riffs (yes I'm 2x ing to the Immortal shirt this week)

God this album is fucking peak thrash

Deloading sucks I want heavy weights on

If you see this you MUST listen to the album Kata Ton Daimona Eaytoy by Rotting Christ. Sorry, I don't make the rules. You know you want to anyway.

I'm sorry it's supposed to be 23 fuckin degrees outside on Monday for my 8 am class? I am not built for this shit

Dan, the company man, felt loyalty to the corp After 16 years of service and a family to support He actually started to believe the weaponry and chemicals were for national defense Cause Danny had a mortgage and a boss to answer to The guilty don't feel guilty, they learn not to

Morning listen

Be nice to ICE agents, it's actually really hard for them to walk around with pants full of shit all day

It happened! JD Vance is now president.

Since I'm not a morning person and have an early class, I got an alarm clock that vibrates the bed. I'm sure I'll wake up peacefully and not feeling like the world is ending at all

Anthems to the Webkinz at Dusk

Me at 17: I'm gonna get so many tattoos and they're all gonna have a special meaning to me My tattoos at 32: Dark Souls, Nazgul, dinosaur

FINAL DOOOOOOOSE

not my goddamn 4 year old hitting me with the six seven

Two vampires arguing about whether or not they can walk into the no loads refused cumdump because the event itself implies invitation

Is IWZENZIER the new Wodos

Dirty work mirror, would have loved to keep my Battles in the North shirt intact but unfortunately Gildan heavy is always shit so I had to fix it

Black metal Monday, continued (antifash edition)

Spent the morning on the roof unclogging plumbing vents The joys of living in the woods