Be afraid. Good morning! 🩷

The Taylor Swift love on this website is so fucking weird considering the billionaire hate here too With some fandoms the cognitive dissonance is thick

This is why I'm a girl's girl. It's just comes so much more naturally to be nice and results in the best memories, friends youtube.com/shorts/4BkEQ...

Know what this means right? Say it louder at them every chance you get. It's demoralizing in the best of ways. youtube.com/shorts/8kSRB...

There's a reason I don't wear smart watches. Smart rings. Track every ounce of health with my phone or an app. Track calories like crazy or how many pounds I weigh. It's like, how stressed out do you actually want to be as a person? You can be healthy without tracking yourself into infinity.

Think it's time we start calling counter protesters Ice Rejects. And oh, of course it's Florida. youtube.com/shorts/LrjI6...

Totally, once rapture finally kicks in all those Christian child rapist murderer cannibalists are goin straight to heaven! One way ticket! [never been so glad to be atheist]

without downloading any new photos, what's it like to date you.

So is this how it happens? I just wake up stupid early over & over until I'm the old lady always awake earlier than everyone? Like the final boss of earliness?

There aren't any bc they joined ICE.

Powerful group protest message from today #nokings youtube.com/shorts/GlSc-...

Tonight's dinner: Pork chops fried with home rotisserie seasoning & ghee, stuffing, brown gravy, southern sweet fried apples, & side salad with homemade ranch. Vintage menus are the best

Open World Chess sounds hard and also really f*cking fun

Seen in San Francisco today #nokings

May creativity be the bane of this gop's existence ✨ youtube.com/shorts/nfULK...

Watching Serial Mom (1994 crime/camp/comedy) If you haven't seen this you're absolutely missing out Kathleen Turner's fantastic in everything she does

Can’t stop thinking about how movies are developed in 2 weeks and tv shows are developed in 5-6 years now. And everything is always terrible. We have severely lost the plot.

250 years ago, we fought a war to get a King’s name off our laws. Now we’ve got a President trying to Sharpie his name onto our currency and brand the government like a hotel chain. We didn’t trade a crown for a gold-plated ego. This is a Republic, not a franchise.

And now we know there's been a cover-up. As if it wasn't obvious before.

He's correct Organic labels are thievery Just wash your damn food if you're concerned. Being crunchy is doing your body no good and emptying your wallet. youtube.com/shorts/rIDng...

Finally managing to coordinate the right people at the right time and place to get the job of 'removal' done, however it may happen

Exactly. Go ahead and be a reformed trumper. But you get to put your energy into the very institutions you helped destroy with your hubris as recompense.

Refusing to die simply out of spite in today's world is looking like a more and more valid option to stay alive.

So the original NES I bought that was said to be working without new 72 pins? Took my chances and it was a dud. Also smelled like cat piss. Wrapped it right back up and returned it to Brooklyn from whence it came. It's gonna take awhile to complete my retro gaming center but I'm determined.

ASL: fafo youtube.com/shorts/UuRZq...

Man I miss comedy like John Pinette's. I'll always watch this bit if it comes up youtube.com/shorts/zwj8k...

Post reporters called the White House. Their phones showed 'Epstein Island.'
 Someone messed with Google's widely cited databases of business listings.

Don't know if I want to be her or be with her

#filmsky #moviesky

Double this for Silicon Valley, having a phone number from there? For about 2yrs after moving got scam "bridge toll late fine pay now" texts 🙄

Sometimes it happens oops

Finally a depiction of a realistic conversation between my best friend and I youtube.com/shorts/mTWP3...

Not wanting to do anything today turned into treating myself to a $12 fat sushiritto - gotta love CA for this beautiful bastardization tuna, salmon & yellowtail with cucumbers, avocado & imitation crab mix rolled the size of a burrito

I want to mentally check out of society for a day but every time I do crazy shit happens

seems like we're due for a fresh round of "bluesky is dying / bluesky was mean to me"

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Here's Leslie Jones joking about dick for 5 minutes straight 😂 youtu.be/qWP7662jbz4?...

New games almost always require a new console or handheld or subscription bc they're pumped out so fast. Not only are vintage console games more creative they're just more fun. Also less expensive in the long run.

It's sad for all Americans that we have to celebrate the 250th anniversary of our great nation with the most corrupt, evil president in our history.

I'm afraid that I don't like any of you enough to read your substack.

I live next to a high school. Some lessons these kids learn early. Like don't peel out goin to lunch right in front of a cop 😬

Thrifted a very 80s mom spring sweater and love it

Being slightly agoraphobic (hating society, whatever) after the 2020 shut down has resulted in a fantastic aging process bc of the whole mostly no sun thing Gotta find that silver lining