Spend enough time w kids to know we better figure shit the fuck out.

Sometimes I wanna make my pizza guy play True Blood w me & ask me to invite him in like he’s some ancient Nordic vampire & I smell like fairy

Not rn babe. I’m tryna put the malocchio on AI data centers & electric companies.

I rly hope all the ppl i let go ahead of me know im still an assassin

What the hell time is it even anyway

Nice to be back on the deck today

The tragedy baked right in.

a giant ravioli filled with lasagna

i used ai to train my dogs and they formed a military junta

Saturn without its rings asking everything what it really thinks about Saturn and you still pretend to laugh at all my witty gazes in the planetarium

When Stuart Little has a flat he calls aaa

A half pipe drenched in cold syrup wouldn't be enough to quench the heat of my shoes. They're primitive, and ready to dominate this history like toupee on apple fritters

Phantom of the Opurra

The failure of my last skeet tells me all I need to know about bsky

You can treat my face like a Jackson Pollock if you wanna

The shimmer lifting the pine limbs.

Detective Wile E. Coyote puts down the paintbrush and smiles.

CEO ISN'T A REAL JOB.

Huddled up with every breath.

Charlie Brown got a pillowcase full of rocks and a long memory

Look at me reading complete sentences and driving on the right side of the road.

The Shoes of the Sleepwalker

Sometimes the downward spiral is only a little whirlwind in butterfly landing to tend a flower, a part of cosplay, overwhelming still. But it's being handled kink by kink

HAMSTER WHEEL IN MY HEAD, rusted

At times, hunger hits and becomes the downfall of many great systems that could have ruled all that is of the world. We have decided that isn't for us, waffles staved away the hunger and the rock is where we shall stay

If someone that claims to be a lion turns around & calls you a sheep I hope you turn around & tell em Jesus was a lamb bro

*Gets your attention saying we really needa talk* Ok first of all—my tummy hurts.

Mrs. Redbelly ❤️

Wiggly worm time!!!! It’s a wiggly worm feeding frennnnzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Darlene took me to a craft show this morning & I found this guy who looks just like my dad when you’d give him a piece of good news so of course I brought him home. 💞💓💞

A little hen zen for you. 🥰

Pretty sure I meditated on sadness as a kid cause I remember Name by GooGoodolls on radio & lookin @ raindrops fall off the back of our station wagon window thinkin they were being torn away from their family friends & lovers when they’d fall. Just like sad ass raindrop genocide shit

Do these pants make me look like I am undulating with ants?

This might be my Welsh ancestry talking, but llylyllwwwllyygwidhwcwtchllylylyly

I suppose all I’ve ever really wanted was for a beautiful woman to throw a drink in my face at a table in some swanky Sicilian hotel

*continues being problematically funky*

It's just a little town around you with the scientific definition of an aura, and if an actual ice cream parlor on a main street can't verify it then it's not inspiring your nostalgic emanating utopia anyhow

We go to a different daylight.

All of the inner actions and actions are being thrown my way and my little guy is slowly turning from his turbulent purple to a serene blue. Sorting through the nerves is becoming second nature as I navigate the atlas of anatomy

Grocery store tulips: because there are still two months of winter left and I’m losing it

I'd never be anywhere without you... and my car keys. You have my car keys.

You try to be a good neighbor but there's only so much not violating a psychic HOA rule against peeping minds for who might need to borrow sugar an empath can do

Happy Caturday! 🖤🧡🤍🖤

And happy birthday to all who celebrate.

The bricked up box in the mind’s basement.

Just enough light to let the shadow spread.

The melting moon and all the stars on strike.

The way the expanding universe adds to the empty inside.

a lost and found but for a hail mary