Astr0z0mbreez
@astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social
📤 4349
📥 468
📝 2716
Live & Let Blurb.
When I’m not here, I make my rounds entering Billiards, puttin Living On a Thin Line by The Kinks on the jukebox, & walkin back out into the fog
3 days ago
0
25
15
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Tusk Jenkins
9 days ago
With arms like bookends you can check out a whole shelf from the library in one shot but what the hell do I know, only all of the shit in 613.713 weight training and strength development
2
59
33
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Jason, ex Inferis
13 days ago
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
19
981
296
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Jimmer Cork-Bottle
8 days ago
This day in history. 1781. The Battle of Cowpens during the American Revolutionary War. At first I read it as "Cowpenis" but that doesn't make sense and you know what else doesn't make sense the American Revolutionary War it was totally cowpenis.
2
62
26
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Tusk Jenkins
8 days ago
"I thought I was alone!" And that's your excuse, for taking up all watchful space in the universe just to stop your science nemesis from seeing you put on a show for finally isolating the voyeur atom
1
49
30
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
lalalyds
8 days ago
You can double stuff my oreo if you wanna
5
85
35
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
lalalyds
8 days ago
Love you, pass it on.
add a skeleton here at some point
1
35
10
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
14 days ago
More like mental hellth amirite lol
1
104
44
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Mary
10 days ago
I think the laundry likes to stay in the dryer.
29
274
61
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Mary
7 days ago
Everybody shows up when there’s only 40 pieces left in the puzzle. Where were you when I was doing the sky?
7
141
38
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
NickNackPaddyWhack
8 days ago
Ok, this is how it’s gonna go down
0
7
2
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Tusk Jenkins
7 days ago
Trying not to tell my story to anyone who would listen, but that's just what the hero in it says. So modest, so heroic. I'm on a streetcorner ranting about the end of the pretty decent latest draft of a script
0
66
37
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
crumbum
4 days ago
Save it for the laity.
0
8
4
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Axer Jenkins
4 days ago
I still can't replicate what I see in the videos. They move so thoughtfully and soundly but my movements are spunky and erratic. I need to rerun the simulation again
0
5
3
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Salty MacTavish
4 days ago
The idealized version of me recognizes the idealized version of you. namaste
3
99
38
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Salty MacTavish
4 days ago
My dream job is to hold up poorly lit gas stations with a fossilized megalodon tooth
4
84
31
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Tusk Jenkins
4 days ago
When we're dead it's because all our electrical impulses are ghosting each other but seriously always respond to your eerie sounds and presences
0
70
41
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
chris.
4 days ago
Chewing the glass from the bulb of my SAD lamp.
0
95
35
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Jack
4 days ago
Having coffee & grapes as a snack like it’s 1971.
3
103
45
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Jack
4 days ago
Always thankful to learn the name of a non cancerous growth that can be frozen off.
1
60
26
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Miss Havishambles
4 days ago
This Agatha Christie could have been 75 e-mails.
1
38
7
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
crumbum
4 days ago
Easing into the decomposition.
1
24
10
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Uncle Duke
4 days ago
Despite their intimidating appearance, Canadian dogs are actually quite affectionate.
16
524
96
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Seamus O'Flaugherty
4 days ago
sometimes you walk into your daughter's room and she's watching a Deee-Lite video and you know you raised her right
3
26
3
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
sweetie π
4 days ago
if you can’t handle me at my theoretical you don’t deserve me at my rhetorical
8
119
38
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Bluesky T. Vibes
4 days ago
I just saw a guy put the two frosted sides of his heated pop-tarts together and then he ate it like a sandwich. I think he said he was from the future.
4
72
21
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Seamus O'Flaugherty
4 days ago
no not that one, I'm the one helding the time back from the sun as I scope the lobe
1
6
4
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Eugreenia
4 days ago
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
5
16
7
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
crumbum
3 days ago
I guess I’ve been wondering when is my Helen Mirren bikini moment?
0
7
4
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
sweetie π
4 days ago
everyone is fighting a battle i can see i am the battle seer
9
258
75
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
g.c.
3 days ago
i don't view living well as any sort of revenge, bc my idea of living well doesn't include revenge
0
29
7
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Oopsđ“…“
3 days ago
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian; Well, they're not laughing now.
0
50
17
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Tusk Jenkins
3 days ago
We knew the picture was a time machine but we packed for the picture itself, not a darkroom between the moment and all of it standing still. Corrosive irritant package should say bring a sweatshirt just in case
1
50
30
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Marc
3 days ago
People that are offended by a joke make the joke even funnier for me.
7
125
62
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Jason, ex Inferis
3 days ago
Horny mice be like if the walls are squeaking, don’t come a-peeking
5
178
46
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Julie Lavender Menace
3 days ago
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof: Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Punk Folk night with Mance And The Rayders alongside Mother Of Dragons. God bless.
1
43
21
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
chris.
3 days ago
There is a goat man in my living room, standing on two legs, menacingly watching me eat a bowl of cereal
13
107
34
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
lalalyds
3 days ago
I drew a giant dick in the snow on your windshield, please respond
13
235
72
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
crumbum
3 days ago
5am is a reasonable bedtime.
0
11
3
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
strange ranger
3 days ago
*Paints your picture from my dreams*
0
37
23
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
PAM!
3 days ago
I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR ALMOST THREE HOURS AND IF I DON'T EAT SOON THERE'S GOING TO BE AN INCIDENT.
1
43
14
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
crumbum
3 days ago
Alienated like a fox—.
0
6
3
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Andreya
3 days ago
Nyx. 🥰
0
16
3
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
crumbum
3 days ago
Household adventures in natural history.
0
10
5
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
crumbum
3 days ago
The untold horrors of the undercarriage.
0
13
3
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
crumbum
3 days ago
The harrowing hours that glut the clock and dissolve the self in cortisol.
1
13
3
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Axer Jenkins
3 days ago
All my work is done for the week and I'm left to stew in my mind. I work through the branches and trim leaves, until I get to a knot. I can't untie it because I don't have outside resources, so all I can do is ponder the obstacle
0
6
2
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Jason, ex Inferis
3 days ago
Telling the grieving widow of an asshole “Thank you for your loss”
2
151
44
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
chris.
3 days ago
I wear my pants in a way that ensures people know that I am afraid.
7
85
29
reposted by
Astr0z0mbreez
Rebel Yankee
3 days ago
Please, southern man, continue to give me, a Wisconsin farm girl, tips on how to drive in your snow down here because..checks notes..your snow is different than northern snow.
0
16
8
Load more
feeds!
log in