I feel like maybe I could grow quills to ward off strangers if I wished hard enough.

hey, who's this new guy in our War Plans Chat? we better tell him all of our full government names, addresses, phone numbers, and places of employment, in case he needs to contact us about crimeing

A jumping spider has taken up residence in a corner in my living room and we are negotiating an amicable arrangement.

Thee babies are back from their spay/neuter surgeries, courtesy of @arliowa.bsky.social 🙏 Little Peppermint somehow picked up raccoon habits while under anesthesia?!? 🦝😅 I’ve never seen her do this before…has anyone else noticed this behavior in post-op kittens?

Playing peekaboo with polar bear Laerke! 🐻‍❄️ Laerke’s start in life was difficult, requiring intensive care after a medical emergency shortly after birth. Though she’s made progress, Laerke still has specific needs and receives personalized care. 💙

the rules of curling are none of my business

FROG FACT: Frogs are little fellows

I see that stoopid tale is still bak thare

"Dude, Where's My Star?"

calling snails “snarls” so they’ll feel more badass

Check your fire extinguishers and smoke alarms before Valentine's Day Because ♥️🔥

Me working on my drafts

I love every single thing on this list under the right circumstances. For instance, pate is liver and baba ghanoush is eggplant. I even love raisins in oatmeal cookies, and they're really the only questionable item. I'm *super* picky about grits, but when they're done right, they're fabulous.

Heads up, the cookie dealers are back. I got jumped outside the supermarket on a Thursday afternoon

44-year-old snowboard racer gives me hope that maybe one day even I will be able to get off this couch

[taking a survey] "sex?" yes please "no, I mean male or female" either is fine really. whoever will have me

So ICE agents may be infiltrating here I hope they like musical theater and Barry Manilow references

He’s here 🩶🤍 Setzer was discharged today after more than a week in the ER. He’s pretty anxious & scared over being moved from his comfy, familiar stainless vet kennel to my wire crate, so I’ve got him covered with blankets & am giving him the night to settle. The whole vet team came to say goodbye 🥰

couples who sit on the same side of the booth pls stop it's weirding the rest of us out

I had the entire twice baked potato left from last night, I could only finish the top part The worst part is waiting for the soup to cool, what do you wanna do while we wait? Listening to ZZ Top’s Tres Hombres

Rooster has been waiting on me all evening but unfortunately I'll eventually have to get up to pee...

hello ICE agents watching my social media activity, y’all bitches, get a real job, die horny you fucking virgins, i will put you in the fucking guillotine xoxo go piss girl

putting the save as draft button exactly where discard used to be is a ploy by the devs to drive up usage stats

When my Girl Scout cookies arrive I am taking them with me down under my comforter, and we are going deep underground, like when you’re inside Oscar’s trash can and it never ends, but it’s gonna be just me in my goblin cave with my cookies.

Behold Dekkerus Maximus, first of his name - Lord High Executioner Of The Catnip Mousie, Shedder Of The Floof, Defender Of The Area Rug and Napper Plenipotentiary. All Hail!

I saved something to drafts by mistake and I'd like to delete it but I have no idea how to view my drafts so whatever the hell it was will live forever somewhere, lost in the cloud. I AM IMMORTAL.

fruit bats what’s next vegetable bats

There needs to be an Olympic event of dumping out the fat from 80% ground beef into an empty can of cranberry sauce

Our adorable little Lexi has already flipped over a food bowl and put cat toys in another bowl. Hard to stay mad at her though. #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky

This is Buddy napping next to me. Both the cats love to hang out and be near by. Buddy doesn't sleep with us, so when he has enough alone time, he wakes us in the morning by yelling to get us to get up. Cats make their needs known. 😻

#Cats #CatsofBluesky #Catsky

Loretta is shy with other cats but not with me!

The way this is immediately my new lock screen 😻

Huckle and Razz practicing synchronized sleeping

They love cuddling so much.

Happy Tongue Out Tuesday! 🐈‍⬛💕🐈‍⬛ Pike and Coal #catsofbluesky #blackcats #cats

If cuteness were an Olympic sport, all cats would be tied for the gold.

#cats #photo

Well hello there... #cats

Cats in basket staring blindly into the wild abyss. #caturday and yes it's Thursday. 😽

Scream into your cats! It helps!

A couple of cool cats

purrfect balance

[mispronouncing joni lyrics] they paved paradise and put up a barking lot [my dog visibly excited] put up a what

I'm not goth. I'm redacted.

they should invent a driving that doesn’t make you seepy

My man just cruises by his search party, not even a head nod. 😐

this thursday feels like it wants to be a monday