What's your vibe? 1. joker 2. smoker 3. midnight toker 4. sandwich thrower

What's your vibe? 1. joker 2. smoker 3. midnight toker 4. sandwich thrower

Where would you rather be? 1. secret moon base 2. boozy bookstore 3. hiding in a pillow fort 4. haunting ancient forests

Find a place for yourself in the world that fills the broken parts of you. A place that brings light to your darkness.

Live your life to the fullest. If that involves frightening a few townsfolk as you float down the street wrapped in old magic, daggers, and malice, then so be it.

It's ok to listen to the little voice in your head. The one telling you to slow down. The one telling you to follow witch-lights through misty woodlands to the court of the ancient forest gods, draped in moss and gloom.

Your daily fortune: Carry kindness with you, and also a dagger, for when your kindness wears thin.

Your daily horoscope: Today you will feel like disco music - upbeat and inclusive, but stuck in another place and time.

I hope you find what you're looking for. I also hope you someday own a haunted cottage that floats through mossy forests under starlit skies, spreading fear and wonder in equal measure.

Things to do if you're stuck inside by inclement weather: - learn to knit - dust off your Ouija Board and summon a party demon - knit two hats, one for you and one for your new best friend the party demon

The changing of the seasons is also a good time to change yourself. Pick up a new hobby. Grow antlers if it suits you. Break free of the chrysalis that is your human form and emerge as a swirling cloud of ravens, and disappear croaking into the darkness.

Today's weather: - rain at times - there is no such thing as time - it is a human construct, meant to impose order on chaos - destroy all clocks and just live, for once in your life - bring a light jacket

Everything will eventually be worn down with time. All we can do is try our best to hold on.

Your daily fortune: Every mundane task can become more exciting if you include a catapult.

Where would you rather be? 1. secret moon base 2. boozy bookstore 3. hiding in a pillow fort 4. haunting ancient forests

Protect yourself. Protect others if you're able. Protect all creatures, great and small. Protect your heart from heart pirates. Protect mossy forests and the darkness, living and dead, that dwells within.

Yes, the forest is haunted. But that's not a bad thing. The creatures of moss & gloom, twigs & talons, and howls & horror are only trying to make connections. To be seen and heard. Just like all of us.

You don't need to change for anyone. Don't hide your fangs behind a thin smile. Don't hide your wings under a tattered cardigan. Show everyone your claws and dark determination. Make the world change for you.

Your daily fortune: Not every problem can be solved with logic, coins, or daggers. Some can only be solved with potatoes. Lots of potatoes.

Take this peace with you on your travels, and stay safe out there.

What's your favorite season? 1. warm & wet 2. hot & dry 3. dark & wet 4. dark & cold

Do not fear the night. Face it boldly. You and your creaking bones, fading memories, wine stained robe, and teetering piles of unread books belong to the darkness.

Now is the time of darkness and slumber, of cold gloom and starlight obscured by mist. Now is the time to arm yourself with strong tea, pajama armor, a shield of books, and to stubbornly resist the call to adventure at all costs.

Like the trees, do you also feel like you're losing your leaves? Do your old bones also crackle in the cold air, and wish to go dormant and wait for the distant warmth of Spring?

Parents, have you talked to your kids about the dangers of the old forest? The seductive lure of mossy forgotten tombs, and ancient magic sleeping uneasily in the shadows?

Don’t forget to take care of yourself. Don’t forget to rest. Don’t forget to read banned books. Don’t forget to dream. Don’t forget to let the forest enter your body and mind until you are entangled with mossy gloom.

Your horoscope for today: Be like a travelling cloak - conceal things, ignore the weather, and slink about in the shadows.

What's your favorite season? 1. warm & wet 2. hot & dry 3. dark & wet 4. dark & cold

What do you like most about Autumn? 1. colors & flavors 2. sweater season 3. strong gravy 4. darkness, my old friend

Deep down, don't we all want the same thing? To be with someone who makes us feel safe and loved? Someone who bakes great bread, is crackling with dark magic, and smells of crumbling castles on windswept shores?

We’re sorry, but The Void is full of screams today, so please try these alternatives: - headbutt the sea - have a dance battle with squirrels - write a bad Yelp review of the moon - mutter obscenities into your soup bowl

I love sports. My favorite sport is summoning moss ghouls from their loamy tombs and watching them chase townsfolk through starlit meadows, wreathed in eldritch smoke and madness.

You are stronger than you think. If you had tentacles, you could easily crush sailing ships from below with your dark determination.

Your daily horoscope: Today you will feel like Pac-Man: always hungry but never sated, and forever hounded by ghosts from your past.

What do you like most about Autumn? 1. colors & flavors 2. sweater season 3. strong gravy 4. darkness, my old friend

Most economists agree by the time you're 50 you should have: - a robust stock portfolio - at least 2 enchanted swords - a tiara of ancient goblin bones - a secret lair in the old forest - a steam powered mechanical wolf to ride through the old forest in style and menacing grace

Don't let your past define you. Let your future deeds define you, and make sure they include homemade schnapps, a hovercraft capable of outrunning the law, and friends who excel at mischief.

Be kind. Be helpful. Be generous. Be wrathful when you need to. Be the benevolent swamp creature or shambling forest horror with a heart of gold that you wish to see in the world.

Now that Autumn is here and leaves are dying, and the moss and mushrooms are thriving, it's your time at last. Get out there, hold your head high, and show the world the true beauty of natural decay.

Your daily horoscope. Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.

More Halloween costume ideas: - sentient fog - sexy decaying leaf - mossy pile of fun - goblin of soft pants & rum - ghoulish grandma - weird old log

As Halloween draws near, and the veil between our world and the other side begins to break, please remember that the moss goblins, leaf ghouls, twig witches, and undead swamp knights need friends too, just like we all do.

More Halloween costume ideas: - dark librarian - mossy nook - mildly inappropriate Muppet - sexy bog corpse - queen of the wildlands, perfumed in rum and malice

More Halloween costume ideas: - beer fairy - zamboni driver with dark secrets - feral librarian - someone fleeing a gothic manor in a fabulous gown - shambling darkness

Your daily horoscope: Today you will feel like a vampire bat - dark, hairy, and with unusual appetites.

How do you celebrate Halloween? 1. costumes & cocktails 2. hiding & reading 3. magic & mischief 4. offerings to the old gods

There's nothing wrong with you. There's something wrong with the world. Keep being weird. Keep howling against the storm. Keep writing erotic stories about moon ghosts. Keep being a spark in the darkness, and hope for a better tomorrow.

How do you celebrate Halloween? 1. costumes & cocktails 2. hiding & reading 3. magic & mischief 4. offerings to the old gods

What will you be handing out on Halloween? 1. candy & compliments 2. books & baked goods 3. snark & sarcasm 4. ham & horror

The Great Pumpkin is coming, the time is near. Collect beer and bones before it gets here. Blend these into a cocktail, just right. His hunger is monstrous on Halloween night.