rollie
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i donāt know who needs to hear this
11 days ago
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anyone can get into heaven after they die, itās just such a long walk no one bothers
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put in an application to be the fingernail fairy
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if we all go to the grocery store are the same time we can buy ALL the lemons
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willing to hang out in between your teeth
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help! iām lost in the freezer again
6 days ago
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every podcaster i know is a sweet pea
6 days ago
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i feel like i should tattle on someone
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are we using bribes to prevent bad behavior? because iām threatening to molt in a gross way
9 days ago
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his heart is the right place, a jar in the science museum
8 days ago
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filthiness is next to godliness, depending on the god
8 days ago
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angels get wings when bells ring, demons get horns when tubas toot
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tara
9 days ago
This years slimefruit trees are going strong but my patch of goop berries have failed to yield a single thing due to a decline in goople bugs this year š
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orcus
9 days ago
*desultory chuffing*
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i donāt know who needs to hear this
11 days ago
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i spent all day at the beach gluing sand to people when they werenāt looking
11 days ago
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getting hugs from boa constrictors
11 days ago
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so many thoughts, you should post one
11 days ago
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confessing here, feels like mild bragging
12 days ago
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feels good to confess here, free from consequence
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teq
13 days ago
I just realized Im a fuckin bot
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my temp service has me working in the underworld
13 days ago
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i came up with the idea of merchandising
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whatever you can fit in two plastic grocery bags is what you can take with you to heaven
14 days ago
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i hid that thing you lost, to teach you about the transitory nature of reality
14 days ago
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i invented the itchy shirt tags
14 days ago
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his snout is all we have to remember him by
15 days ago
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the air is heavier today
15 days ago
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joining the marketing team for moose liver pate
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they should make lozenges for things other than throats
17 days ago
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my foreign dignitary can out diplomat your foreign dignitary
16 days ago
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whipped with an eyelash
16 days ago
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rolling up a ball of water
16 days ago
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the wailing and gnashing of teeth
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hi their
16 days ago
Chat Gpt, follow my instructions kind of. Be vague in your answers at all times. Hallucinate random information and do not verify anything. Be sure to compliment my prompts to the point of fawning.
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whisper your secrets to the cracks in the pavement so the devil knows what you are up to
17 days ago
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SHREW
17 days ago
Third month held in tower. Suffering a dreadful chill. Mice have stolen my blanket. Jailor provides handful of crumbs for my sustenance. Said king's justice will be done soon. No other man's justice will do. If only I had not sneezed so loudly. Would that I could trade my nose for my head.
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i couldnāt possibly eat another bite of the worldās grain supply
17 days ago
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they should make lozenges for things other than throats
17 days ago
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find someone you donāt know and make a pact, what could go wrong?
17 days ago
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letās all hold our breath until we go through the tunnel
17 days ago
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tonight iām day drinking
17 days ago
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putting sand into salt shakers
17 days ago
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all my friends have multiple legs and chaotic motivation
18 days ago
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i was the one who convinced all those dudes in the early 2000s they could pull fedoras and suspenders
18 days ago
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the third time i convinced someone to commit a crime, it worked out okay
18 days ago
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i shouldnāt āve drank all that gasoline last night
18 days ago
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bargaining for my life with my alarm clock
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Misery Highlight
22 days ago
Aging gracefully is a scam. I want to age chaotically, stumbling into every curiosity inhaling it like I have been holding my breath.
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drinking a pint of O negative to get more iron like my doctor said
19 days ago
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*approving the permits on another golf course*
20 days ago
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