That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about: Firefly

Not my clowns, not my circus.

When December 1st is a Monday

post someone who looks good in red

You're at Tango. I need you at Cash.

Have the young people seen clips from the show? Here’s 20 minutes of “the top 20 times” Dr Phil lost it on his guests aka became verbally abusive and/or emotionally manipulative, leveraging his power as an older man, “Doctor”, and TV host to make his guests squirm & make bad decisions “Do no harm”

Here's your straight-jacket, Charlie Brown

Lucy is having you committed, Charlie Brown

#xenovember day 29 - Another stab at an Alien Human hybrid reimagining. One more day to go… #art #xenomorph #alien #HRGiger #horror #horrorArt #DarkArt #BSkyArt

@audhd-psychnp.com Jade took a bath.

Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.

@bbkittyfck.bsky.social That's it, I'm not replying to your posts any more. You are hereby cut off. You have been declared ex communicado. (And your little friend too!)

The "BornToEatBacon" nom de guerre was born 16 years ago today, at a tavern during my lunch break.

Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild: Mouse Mole Chipmunk Grey squirrel Black squirrel Opossum Skunk Raccoon Coyote Red fox White tail deer Leopard frog Bull frog Eastern garter snake Copperhead Black rat snake Eastern box turtle Snapping turtle Painted turtle

Time for @profanity.accountant to tell me I am still a gutter mouthed cunt. Best not be counting lame ass terms like goddamn, poop, or butt as obscenities either. I ain't got time for that shit.

This shit is the shit. Like totally the shit. The good shit. I am so fucking addicted. Cherry Dr Pepper is what has been missing in my life.

Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake

If my kids only take one lesson from me, let it be this: never judge anyone…except by who they think the best Batman was.

#Xenovember Day 27 - Went landscape for a change of aspect. #Art #DarkArt #Xenomorph #Alien #HRGiger #Horror #HorrorArt #BskyArt

@bruceshark.bsky.social These are fantastic.

"Do you wash your legs in the shower?" WTF? Where the hell else are you gonna wash them? The kitchen sink? The fountain in the square? Who writes these stupid goddamn commercials anyway?

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you have seen Triumph Iron Maiden Pink Floyd Alice Cooper Genesis

If you're looking for me, don't bother. You won't find me.

Stop using AI to illustrate, or give me the option to block anything using AI to illustrate anything.

@bbkittyfck.bsky.social You need to fucking stop that shit! Forth with! Just don't!

Did too much thinking today. Now my eye is twitching. Wasn't someone complaining about their eye twitching just yesterday? Wink, wink. Wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink, wink.....

"Some consider RO cheating, but it isn't cheating, it's science." Sorry Serena, but being science does not mean it isn't also cheating. Not commenting on RO, but on the idiocy of the statement. You should have smacked the idiot that paid you to say that.

"Walmart will start Black Friday prices on the 25th and keep them going all week. That's right, November 25th to 30th." My math isn't mathing. Since when did the 25th to the 30th equal a week? Fuck off Walmart, your drunk.

To teach is to eternally learn.

Guess what I'm watching

Grilled cheese cut into triangles is self-care

WTF is that?

My body has informed me that barring divine intervention, I will be sick within 24 to 36 hours.

Why would I like a post about bad news? I don't like that your dog died, but I will comment with my sorrow for your loss.

I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.

I don't know who needs to hear this but STOP MAKING NON-MICROWAVEABLE, NON-DISHWASHER SAFE COFFEE MUGS!

i like to have one nacho then another then two then three in the fibonacho sequence

This is one of the women who had childhood schizophrenia and stabbed a friend multiple times in the forest and left her there to appease Slenderman when they were 12. She just got conditional release only about two months ago.

I……… have become, comfortably numb

#Xenovember Day 21 - Had some downtime today to noodle about with my Cintiq #Art #DarkArt #Alien #Xenomorph #Horror #HorrorArt #ArtChallenge #BSkyArt

The #Pentacle is NOT the sign of Satan. It predates Satan by thousands of years. Also, unlike Satan, Pentacles exist.

Guys, we’re going to learn SO MUCH about Amelia Earhart, Roswell, Area 51, MKUltra, the Philadelphia Experiment, men in black, Project Pegasus, Stargate Project, JFK, and what happened to John Wilkes Booth’s body, in the next couple of weeks.

Christmas is just a poor spin off of the ancient traditions they wanted to replace.

Would you look at this shit? Animal Cruelty? What? Feeding carrots to my beetles? Being an indentured servant to a cat? realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.

What slime ball, puss sucking pig fart whined about one of my posts to get it deleted? I don't give a fuck, but sure would like to know what post offended you.

WTF? What fucking post? "Hi there, A Bluesky account you control (@borntoeatbacon.com) has posted content that violates our Community Guidelines related to Respectful Discourse. We have deleted your post and it will not be available for the Bluesky community...."

Hahaha good for them.