Fruity Pebbles has the word fruit in it, therefore it is healthy & what’s for dinner

I went to Z'Ha'Dum and did not die.

My actual wife

American culture?? oh you mean yellow cheese singles

Power resides where people THINK it resides. That is the trick. 😉

OK who drew the penis horse?

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19

⭐️ Pass it along, let’s see your pfp in its full-sized glory! ⭐️

they should invent gogurt for sit-down meals. call it staygurt

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

Here is Captain Janeway for no reason.

QTP with a sequel that really hits!

Stephen Miller on TV again

Time for my ketamine treatment

i say things and then i say other things and that’s bsky for ya

Bjork likes that it's the weekend

Did his hand fall off yet?

Here is Billie Eilish for no reason.

Roses are red Violets are nice Nazis are bad Abolish ICE

Bjork Bjork Bjork

Still plenty of time to ruin Valentine's Day.

I don't feel tardy.

Happy Valentine’s Day but it’s just me beating you with a tire iron.

No drafts for me. You are getting unadulterated shit posts, every time!

If I went to Comic Con

If you see this, post character that starts with L

That’s enough fresh hell for today. Can’t wait to wake up and eat another steaming pile of fresh hell tomorrow

Sure are a lot of KOOKS around here...

ai;dr

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Be my Valentine. Oh no, not you.

Pam Bondi is Donald Trump's Ghislaine.

you know what i really am

IRL I don't understand comedy writers. They are so serious sometimes.

Reminder that Gene Simmons is still an awful person.

I don't feel tardy.

Kid Rock Sells Entire Music Catalog For Extra-Large Bucket Of Cheese Balls

"Crimes are legal now that the DOW is over 50,000." - Pam Bondi

Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me...

Not enough people liking my posts today. Bluesky is broken.

babies are such weird little freaks stop defending them

the protein diet is so last year 2026 is all about eating gravel

sleeping is dumb anyway

Bjork is quite messy this morning

Sometimes you find a little blue nugget in a big ugly red garbage dump

TIL that in 2024 someone used drones to project Steve Harvey’s face in the sky above Atlanta I know this had to have sent at least one person into psychosis

got this random text from my aunt today and i have never been more confused in my life

If we only listened in 1999.

All these years being told to conserve water, yet miraculously, there's enough fresh water to run AI data centers.