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First video game crush

Me: 2026 is going to be so much better. Entire World:

If you are going through hell... keep going. - Winston Churchill

A site for posting pictures of just one South Park character. OnlyStan

Here is Bjork again for no reason.

Democrats: Get vaccinated. Republicans: Hope you make it!

That's the last time I trust ChatGPT with a scalpel.

The Police called. They want to know every breath you take.

I just deleted a really shitty post before I put it out there. You're welcome.

Share a cartoon you will always love.

2025 Year in Review

Me: 2026 is going to be so much better. Entire World:

every time your post has a typo, an angle loses its wings oh goddammit

You are under no obligation to make sense in a world that does not make sense.

i finally changed my pinned post ! 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ'𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

2025 Year in Review

Witches' tits: surprisingly warm

My recap of 2025 - "What the fuck was that??"

pussy

accidentally encased myself in a large jello cube again (lime)

I'm just here to ruin * motions at everything *

I met Danny DeVito in a grocery store. I didn't say a word to him; I was too petrified.

[being murdered] murderer: *murdering* Me: (realizing i won’t ever have to go back to work) thank you for this

Still writing 2024 on my checks.

I have tried nothing and I am out of ideas

My recap of 2025 - "What the fuck was that??"

That time I screwed up and almost got fired.

How much should I pay for New Year's Eve? I'm going to my living room.

2024 will be MY YEAR!

Eventually, we are all forgotten. Except Trump. He'll be forgotten much faster.

LOGGING ON

L O A D I N G . . .

Just monster truck shows and mixed martial arts at the Trump Kennedy Center from now on.

Who doesn't serve cake after a meal? Honestly.

This has been a great year for people who love being angry

Here is Bjork. Good morning.

Anthony Hopkins has been sober for 50 years.

When I can afford it, I fly First Class. "Are you crazy?" someone asked me, "It's so expensive". My answer...

Having some fun days off and now returning to work where there will be another day off soon.

LAHHHHHHHHH

David Attenborough [whispering]: “Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”

One thing that really grinds my gears is a lack of WD40

BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet

LAHHHHHHHHH

A person who saves a cat is instantly my friend and there is nothing that will change that.

Ketamine.

i love new avatar movie

is brazilian the only type of butt lift or are there regional specialties