Microsoft Teams should have a block feature.

Tried to teach an insect to summersault, but they were flippant.

Gonna learn how to properly grow and care for a cocoa tree. So I can make my own homemade chocolate right from the source. And crack cocaine.

Feeling sad about all the lonely MILFs in my area

Bluesky: sorry the upstream server is busy with your mom right now

My nose is stuffed. Oh shit. #ebola

Every person should find themself. Hint, childhood...

ok maybe half was generous

Only Tueaday?

Aging sucks.

We had a good run.

BREAKING: Trump administration announces $8 billion fund to compensate child molesters named in the Epstein files called “Raperations.”

You guys ever just accidentally space out for 5 to 10 years

Watching the news every morning like

Waiter: would you like your cake ala mode? Me: Depeche. Please.

me: why did they call it a ‘singing telegram’ when ‘gift rap’ was right there my gynecologist: what

Bluesky just said fuck you and logged me out for no reason.

#bjork singing, as she does on Tuesdays

I'm not depressed. I just really like black

the ideal social network never loads at all

Whoa.

This is fine.

I have nothing to say today because of all the internal screaming.

New Yorker cartoon

2 hours into the work week and I already got upset at somebody for being unfair. That tells you the job sucks.

Happy Monday from #Bjork (who never went into work on a Monday in her whole life--lucky)

Everything bad MAGA said Kamala would do Trump has done ten times worse. lmao

Got dinner.

@beckybunzy.bsky.social 🐸 ribbit

You're only as big as your last banger.

We're all just blocks of gyro meats spinning in circles as the years shave us down.

They call me the Walt Whitman of Bluesky, but it's because of the impotence.

#Bjork says good morning with her blow up Dino.

ChatGPT now connects to your bank account. Ohhh no.

Guys unfortunately it looks like I'm gonna live forever ;)

Why are we here? Love.

Never loan money to birds. They have no source of income. Learn from my mistakes

“i take blood in vein.” - disrespectful russian phlebotomist i guess idfk

Time for Ketamine treatment. Kicking depression's ass.

A lot of people on here lost beloved cats. Let's have a moment for all those kitties who aren't around anymore. Here's one of mine who passed away a few years ago.

Atari 2600 with Combat included. I own a replica today.

The reviewers on DoorDash LIE. 4.9 MY ASS.

Important Message from The Tozzi Puppet Factory:

Trump confused the word circumscribed with the word circumcised, but they’re not the same, there’s a vas deferens.

Keep rejecting AI video and images that just SUCK! I block those wherever I can. But embrace it as a technology. Like the Internet at it's beginning, it is not going away. Your livelihood will depend on it soon.

coworker: *heart emoji reaction* me: I'm married susan

Colbert and Letterman throwing CBS/Paramount property from the top of a building in NYC.