People should not have to struggle to afford a home. Run for Congress on that.

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American freedoms. Never give up on them.

This Monday calls for some Mr. Kitty (sending some love).

gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot

Politics. Now Cuomo-free.

Damn. The dopamine crash is fucking brutal today. Ugh.

I don't care anymore.

All businesses should have a display case of pies next to their register-- not just diners.

Okay Monday! I’m ready! Come!

Sorry not sorry.

Trying to remember how to find beauty in the world again, so I went for a walk and collected leaves on the ground 🍃🍂🍁

I make a spectacular friend if you like downward spirals

Sheila is at it again...

People should not have to struggle to afford a home. Run for Congress on that.

warby parker sounds like an asshole kid at a boarding school

Jesus. Did the Supreme Court actually do something good?

Release the Epstein files.

Listening to Sheryl Crow and Sheryl Crow only until the end of the year because I hate myself.

"Great job, Dem voters! Now, go fuck yourselves."

Rudy Giuliani was a DUI hire

Pepperidge farm remembers 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼

Humanity proving it is really stupid.

Monday is a good day to restart my seasonal depression.

When you remember that tomorrow is Monday

Don’t try a trust fall with democrats in the senate unless you have a great chiropractor.

Republicans scared everybody that Thanksgiving was going to be cancelled. It worked. Democrats voting for this are suckers.

Chuck Schumer told them to fuck off.

Release the Epstein files.

At my age, spending on comforts is tough...

cause of death: math

Nothing is making me happy today. Ketamine therapy was working for me. Why did I stop it??

This is the BEST place to post from.

They want to keep the poor and middle classes enslaved forever.

50-year mortgages already exist. They’re called “student loans”

Socialist Bjork

Healthcare costs are skyrocketing. Government is shutdown for a month. Economy going into a tailspin. The President? He's golfing today while laughing at the American people.

Understood.

Good afternoon everyone.

I think i may smile today. Gross!

Announcer: this program is intended for mature audiences Me: *waving my bubble wand* well, I'm out

Boredom is peace without a plan yet.

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie. I will die on this hill.

"Fuck it! We won't feed poor people. Let them starve." - Supreme Court

Burn those gloves dude.