he asked for the girlfriend experience so I started a fight with his mom

the pirate code is an aye for an aye

LOOOOOOOL

debate over a möbius strip club (the argument was one-sided)

correct, sir. that is our current state of affairs here. good of you to agree.

If you use a computer and have patience for learning new skills, pirating Disney content is easier than even in the golden age of Pirate Bay. Cancel Disney and use that money on creator-owned Patreons. Here are some search terms to get you started: r/piracy Sonarr Radarr Nzbplanet Newsgroup Ninja

i know jimmy kimmel is back but i still need y’all to boycott disney so there’s no line when i take @cheesecakechik.bsky.social to disneyland next month

WE GUT THE MEATS

gwarby's

"what are your hobbies?" waking up, getting my ass handed to me by depression, and having -7 energy for anything else

hahahahaha called it

When I first started here I allowed anyone to reply to my posts so yes, I’ve made it through some really hard times

i don’t have a definition of cornography but I know it when I see it

there it is. was wondering when the grift would be revealed.

the cob exists only to slow the rate at which I am able to consume corn

Being raptured is cringe.

i'm going to get flagged for cobscene content

cornnilingus. you heard it here first.

discovered r/weirdeggs last night and i am now obsessed.

[naked and stuck like a helium balloon against the Home Depot ceiling during The Rapture]

reposting some of my 3d artwork and this one seems apt because today feels like a critical failure day

look it's twitter in a can

whenever i see someone who follows 7,000 people i imagine it like when somebody uses the big brain telepathy machine in the X-Men and it almost kills them

Call me Icarus the way I’m regretting these hot wings

Hehehehe tylerfromtheinternet.com/products/to-...

barely legal olive oil

jesus heelys

I'm old enough to remember when the narrative was that the US was solving the climate crisis and China is the problem because it uses coal. Now the narrative is that China is solving the climate crisis, but this is bad, while the US is currently denying that climate change is even a thing.

⚠ this user will not be raptured

A ll T eeth P laque R emoval O ral T reatment O ption

Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it

necromancer: babe, it was nothing, she's dead to me! *suspicion intensifies*

heaven is pretty chill so far but one thing I’m noticing is that it’s like, primarily plague babies. it’s not 100% but it’s enough to harsh the vibes

why do people say 'pun not intended' and not punintentional

Omg this is my new favorite version of my wife’s - @acab4cutie.top

the new sorrowscopes are here! get them before they get you!

Scorpio: The secret to your happiness will remain a secret.

Taurus: It’s great that you have a 5 year plan, but maybe 4 of the 5 years shouldn’t be, ‘Scream repeatedly into the void.’

hey cool the rapture is on the same day that diablo 4 releases the season 10 update... maybe my download will go faster

more like meme-orial right

the beatings will continue; we have defunded the agency that tracks morale

the golden ratio (i'm spiraling)

attn potential followers

making small talk with charon

but this is bluesky, we're all fucking goofy here

you want me to touch grass, the same thing that caused Reefer Madness?

It’s really all we should be talking about today.