This is the best toothpaste. My mouth is tingly fresh for hours after brushing. Seriously. Also, don't know why my pics are whack

Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning Other times I let her sleep in

Come to California

Today's mood: sassy.

They have given my tongue permanent scars. I will continue to eat them.

Words of wisdom

Get you some Rap Snacks!

Lol

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky:

Can you imagine thinking you were qualified to run for US Congress just two years after graduating from college? Karoline Leavitt did. She announced her candidacy in 2021. Then she started dating her future husband in 2022. She was 24/25 and he was 57/58. She also lied during her campaign. 1/

Yes, STFU, already!

"I wish I knew how to quit you"

Time to quit! When homelessness and foster youth is at an all time high. Ugh!

Is there such a thing as a man who gives without taking?

🎶All I need is the air that I breathe🎶

Had to do a retake because I saw a booger in my nose in theast pic. BILLS!

Only people who are great in bed can see this post

If you never repost anyone else you have FAAAR too high of an opinion of yourself.

Edamame. Because I already ate your Daddy

I've got cinnamon and chia seeds inside my DNA

Fooled around and fell in poop

today my phone doesn’t recognize me and i completely understand that

It really blows when all of the "adults" in your life turn out to be shitty people. Like so shitty.

Life hack: just stay home

This is my dog, Bubba. At no point in time did Donald Trump blow him, I’m sorry for any confusion. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

The best kind of D is Direct Deposit

I been on this routine lately #love

Two friends who will meet again someday.

Never, my Love 💋

Meet me tonight in Atlantic City