explain your @ I had been on the username MrMeltJr for like 20 years, has a nice ring to it and I never had to put numbers at the end turned out not to be a Mr, started using MissMelty a lot of good variations of "miss melty" are already taken on most websites, started using melted mistress

I see the "lemons aren't naturally occurring, so life never gave us lemons" thing now and then, usually with an implied "we did this to ourselves" and on a grand scale that might be true, but did you personally grow every lemon you've had? Of course not somebody did this to you

In college we were road-tripping from RI to Florida for Spring Break. We got pulled over for speeding outside of Atlanta by a motorcycle cop who informed us that "no one goes that fast through Georgia", to which I replied (from the back seat) "Sherman did".

FUCK YEAH KNICKS

HOLY SHIT KNIIIIIIIIIIIIICKS that game was incredible

YOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAA

and the Knicks in the lead insane game

I was not expecting this comeback, goddamn

YESSSSS ty Arozarena and Davila

alright we take a step back from the brink

god fucking dammit

giga brain geniuses at the DEA making "Schedule 2" mean "Schedule 2 Narcotic" and "Schedule 2N" mean "Schedule 2 Non-Narcotic"

Tell me again how sports is unfair if trans kids are allowed to play when everyone celebrates a guy who is twice as tall as his opponents

I'm a simple woman, I see a seasonal mountain dew variant, I drink it

The cat is out of the bag (or should I say, the Kindred is out of torpor)! Keeping up the Masquerade has certainly been a challenge, but I can finally say I am the lead Narrative Designer on VtM: Eternal Whispers! I can't wait for y'all to discover Montreal! store.steampowered.com/app/4102480/...

it's gonna be funny if/when Guild Wars 3 is the only game in the series to actually depict a Guild War

I suspect this might be the best photo I ever take

if you ask me about jp or naylor in that game i’m legally allowed to k*ll u

But, we are just overreacting right?

shoutout to comcast for having an outage that gave me an unannounced 90ish minute break it was only a little stressful since I was on a call but eh, I got to look at magic cards on the clock so that's cool

It's kinda bullshit that the vintage tentacle market is entirely controlled by one company

THAT'S MY BOY RANDY

it's pride month. taco bell should be free for trans women.

bsky devs:

if trans people are a big enough group to swing elections, then the Dems should openly support us if we're not, then stop blaming us for losing elections

yeah maybe she should've listened when people kept saying she'd lose if she kept trying to run down the middle in a vain attempt to appeal to right wingers

eh not sure it's accurate but close enough I suppose

an overlooked problem with LLMs is that companies marketing them as AI has made it so anytime you see a discussion of video game AI you have to take a second to check if they're actually talking about video game AI or if they're just saying something really stupid

Green Broadbill (aka lesser green broadbill) one of the birds I really love; came from the montane forest for a long bath on an extremely hot & humid day. #greenbroadbill #broadbills #birds #birdwatching #wildlife

a real OG I'd love to have some beta printings for my modern Merfolk deck but that shit is expensive and I want Opals more

The reason the Catholic Church pretends to oppose the tech elite while setting up index funds to buy their stock is the same reason the Democrats to: they're trying to siphon off support from social movements and coopt them to expand their power and legitimacy Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

ppv was crazy

one of the best comedy matches I've seen

did jungle boy just kill mark davis

that entrance video was amazing

damn I'm so happy our company moved all our documentation from an in-house wiki that was janky but usually worked to Sharepoint, which is janky and often doesn't work

It only takes a few minutes to tell the FCC that this sucks

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.