It only takes an 17 hour wicked double bill to get me to see 4 films in a week

I'd like to commission a team of scientists to look into how Wicked For Good is 22 minutes shorter than the first half, and yet felt a good three weeks longer

Tamil Crown roast was delicious, once their ordering system started working again

Okay let's do some more 2025 Bingoing After last weekend's trip to Prague I've officially been to 5 new countries this year 🇲🇦 Morocco 🇸🇬 Singapore 🇦🇺 Australia 🇨🇦 Canada 🇨🇿 Prague

Getting out of an Uber and the man asked me, do you definitely have your phone with you? Do they have my account marked down as a forgetful bastard Like, I have left two passports and three phones in Ubers, but still....

Hey... we should talk. whatsapp.com/channel/0029...

Ross and I were discussing a friend Simultaneously we both said... Jack: he's really hot Ross: he looks a little like a wild thornberry

Just had a very nice lunch in Prague As I was finishing, they played Bette Davis Eyes by JOJO SIWA I'm beginning to doubt my taste buds It was a very good meal, but like it can't have been right Nowhere that serves nice food also serves Siwa right

I'm at a work event, in a beautiful room provided by the event. Housekeeping just came by to drop off an iron and ironing board. I didn't ask for either. Is this a sign? I have nothing to iron - I'm not a formal wear guy Am I supposed to have clothes for dinner that needs ironing?

Wild that Betfred think this will drum up sympathy Sorry people who lose their jobs, but frankly they can shut down all of their stores and I wouldn't give a shit No empathy for companies who vacuum money out of the pockets of vulnerable people without paying back in www.bbc.com/news/article...

If anyone says anything negative about my icing paw patrol dude, they're getting fucking blocked

Went to Katy Perry last night as we found a bunch of very cheap resale tickets and thought it would just be camp and silly And now I can't stop streaming this classic...

Is this the most pointless question ever asked in a form?

Having finally visited Manchester for the first time - I've gotta say it I kinda get it I liked the city a whole lot more than I expected and it did strike me as the kind of place I could imagine living were Sadiq to banish me from London

I'm not sure if this is going to result in more comments calling me a southerner or a Tory but Why does Transport for Manchester not take amex?

Anyone remember which party Thatcher was leader of?

If anyone claims to see me in Manchester (for the first time)... no you didn't I arrive on Wednesday evening in order to go to Gaga I did not accept an invite from YouTube to go to Tory party conference just so I could get free train travel I am not currently in Manchester

Eagle eyed TLDR fans will want to look out for our video on TLDR EU this Sunday It soft launches two new things were rolling out

I woke up at like 6 to animate this, and Nadja was up super early too It's also a great video Regadless, you should watch it

Well this is an unexpected plot development at Disney and a welcome one. www.thedailybeast.com//ex-disney-c...

THE TIME HAS COME

[me, a journalist who spends all day every day on a social media app where the discovery algorithm is personally controlled by its owner, captain birdseye] you know, a lot of people are talking about fish fingers, we should probably cover that

Absolutely all over the place with this lineup

Can I ask that we all acknowledge how delightful this Thomas the Tank Engine waistcoat I wore in 1999 was

To celebrate the return of our book "Brexit the Colouring Book" we did a little competition in the office. Who do you think did the best job? Cast your vote: www.youtube.com/@TLDRnews/po...

Ticking two boxes off the bingo card at once - not one but two channels hitting a million

Where's the none of the above option? Also not sure how I feel about surveys before letting you on the pub WiFi network

It's still firmly locked in The problem is I don't even know who's menu it was on It's somewhere in Canada, but I don't know where And it's STRESSSING ME OUT

We did it - 4 new movies this week all of which earned ⭐⭐⭐⭐

So far this week I've seen 3 new films, all of them I gave four stars on Letterboxd I'd like to watch a 4th so I can share my four movies for the week in that thread the boring movie gays do I'd also like it to be another 4 star movie Suggestions please

I think we were looking cute yesterday

This evening I went to buy some shirts for a wedding As soon as I arrived a man jumped in to help He asked my collar and arm size and then immediately took me to the EXTRA SLIM fit section I've never felt more alive (Photo unrelated and from a pub on the way home)

I'm afraid to announce my Ninja Creami Swirl™ dream is over I'd like to apologise to everyone I promised custom ice cream to in the last week I may never have actually owned a Ninja Creami Swirl™ - but I'm still mourning her passing I'm afraid that's all I'm at liberty to share at this stage

To say that I'm gutted to have missed it is an understatement

You can tell I've had four (4) drinks this evening because I've scheduled 3 different events in people's calendar Included, and limited to: - my birthday drinks - a visit to Greenwich Observatory - a dinner party where every course is paired to a different flavour of VK

Just stood next to a young couple listening to a podcast about the upcoming rapture Was almost sad the bus arrived when it did You could say I was enraptured

By this time next week it'll be only Kpop Demon Hunters

Absolutely insane to see the Israeli government advertising against our content in an attempt to undermine our reporting and... accuse us of "blood libel"

Watch Now: youtu.be/AeI4C7StAk8 Every year we make a video explaining: - where we really earn our money from - what we spend that money on - if we even made a profit It's time to be transparent again, and reveal our finances for 2024/25

Has anyone watched Department Q on Netflix? We're likely half way through and I think I hate it. But it has good reviews. Should we keep watching?

On a train with a screaming baby, a man shouting into his phone and a lady listening to tiktok out loud The man next to me just googled "active noise cancelling headphones"

The most cursed Spotify queue I've ever seen I think I'm going home

Were about to begin shipping the next issue of our magazine, and as always the TLDR office has suddenly turned into a fulfillment centre toolong.news

Gays get outdoors 🌳🌤️🏳️‍🌈

WATCH NOW: youtu.be/szGR4G4SK3U As soon as I found out that someone had made us a Wikipedia page... and that it was full of inaccuracies, I knew we needed to set the record straight. So in one of the silliest (yet on brand) TLDR videos of 2025, watch us fact check our own Wikipedia page

Oops! We did it again. For the second time this year TLDR has reached a million subscribers, this time on the TLDR Global channel. That means that our total subscriber counts sit at about 3.7 million, with the majority of those being unique subscribers.

I have an article coming up in this on “what drives anti-establishment feeling in Peru”. Be sure to get it an support the good folks at TLDR

Tonight I have to announce that we lost @glitterstrands.bsky.social under a mound of confetti and we haven’t found them yet. We can only assume the worst

Regime change at TLDR. Patriots are in control. Trust the plan.