PlateUp updated the game so you no longer have to bin pasta water when making spaghetti and I’m fully opening an Italian restaurant now

I used to think that my dream kitchen would have two ovens but now I realise I’ll never be happy unless I have my own tandoor oven

I’ve seen a film every day this week so far! Huge I know #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

My favourite thing about going to see a film with friends is @neilrpickles.bsky.social slowly changing his review on Letterboxd to match the group consensus

Oh boy I can’t wait for all this change that Reform will bring after having 14 years of Tories

I know I left two social events just after midnight Yeo days in a row but i think the advert for stanna stairlifts are a bit bold

The ick when a grown ass man posts about going to see the HP play It’s 2026 let it go and be a decent person for fucks sake

My #lastfourwatched

Help I’m a fish with big naturals

HE SAID SIXSEVEN

What the fuck is he on about

I’m sorry but what the fuck is happening to the Solis household this show is insane

I keep forgetting that Bree is in the NRA when watching desperate housewives

Desperate Housewives why doesn’t anyone give their address when they call for the ambulance

It’s Wednesday my dudes

Harriet sounds so much like Liz Truss I’m sorry #TheTraitors

Okay January can fuck off id like it to get warmer please

Finally watching Desperate Housewives and just like you gonna fuck the gardener in full view of your entire neighbours on a street famous for gossiping I’m hooked

I love how Stephen was on the verge of tears voting today but still had time to draw a little love heart

Did I wake up this morning and watch Clue solely to kick off the last home alone film from my last four watched? Yes. Yes I did #LastFourWatched

Me playing call of duty

I have a toilet seat again!

I never got round to posting this on NYE but I managed to achieve about half the things I wanted to last year - a lot of them became unlikely about halfway through the year though

CAN I PLEASE JUST CATCH A BREAK I KNOW I NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT FUCKING LEAVE ME BE

I used to really like How To Cook That as a channel but I’ve spent last night reading up on why she’s a bit shit now

The gays are returning

Make a Bond movie casual Lie in another day

I am fucking knackered

I’m watching the best Doctor Who Christmas special A Christmas Carol

I’ve been back in London not 5 minutes and I’m already cursing people with suitcases not sure ready to tap in through the barriers It’s good to be home

I love bidding on seats I have no intention of winning in Seatfrog because I’m hiking the price for the fucker who outbid me

With £1,000,000 now spent Allison Bailey loses again.

Turns out I forgot to actually press post

Why the fuck does Spotify not have a customer service team to answer fucking queries

Merry Christmas

No he fucking didn’t x

Okay no but seriously who the fuck things The Family Stone is a good film? What a batshit family

I need to go abroad more often

How have I never seen Kill Bill before fuck me

Me every time I go into the cinema and watch The Housemaid trailer

I’m used to Evri losing my deliveries but what the actual fuck happened to it

I travelled 3,000 blocks in Minecraft and found a horse and a jungle biome! That’s 5 wood types down like 6 more to go!

Twas a wild week #LastFourWatched

I keep getting advertisements for Fortnite - I’m blaming you @glitterstrands.bsky.social But the fuck is it? Like some woman throwing Spider-Man into a truck? WHAT IS THIS GAME

This can only mean great things for consumers and not more fucking price hikes

The overwhelming sadness when you finish a late night run and realise you’ve no biscuits to snack on

I am howling

That’s not my name!

Dick muck bottom blanket Boots with the fur

A paratha is a god tier flatbread