No relation

A wicked double bill was absolutely the right choice

The Paddington Musical has broken me

For my movie night tonight all of my friends rolled up into my flat one by one dressed in suits or pyjamas and proceeded to laugh at me because I couldn’t compute why they’d all decided to do that

I turned 30 then immediately almost fell down the stairs

It was so fucking fit even if it did take an hour for food to arrive at 10:25

The Thing Castles of Mad King Ludwig Blood on the Clocktower Secret Hitler Betrayal at House on the Hill Side Effects Elevensies Catan Splendour

I’m currently on a train that’s teetered into the late window where I’m eligible for a partial refund and the rush I get where I’m waiting to see if they can make up the time or I get money back is euphoria

I don’t know what the worst part of today was… The two fillings I had, or the fact it cost me £245

I actually managed to see multiple films this week! #LastFourWatched

I knew I’d have to watch this live because none of you tag your posts to protect anyone from spoilers

Imagine rebranding your bakery business to big mommas waffles

I love that this one placement of a settlement on the woodland caused such anger that I was able to eventually win I will always claim the longest road

YOOOOO

You’d never know I panted myself blue last night

Demi Lovato as Poot Lovato for Halloween.

Couldn’t have happened to a worse cunt

Evri time I get a delivery notification I lose hope

SHES BACK!

Wordle 1,587 6/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 So fucking irritating

I am determined to make it past my typical week or two of a Minecraft world before I give up and start again. I’ve found a village in a plains biome on a big hill built over an ancient city and I’m damn gonna make something of it

We managed to make my nephew so happy when he saw the dogs so thank you very much Jack

God I love this show

Imagine getting telling someone to fuck off because they wanted to go down the left side of the escalator

So I guess sex work is only ok if just tech oligarchs are profiting off it and not marginalized women or minorities who depend on it to survive?

Catching up on traitors and they really seem a lot more coordinated than regular folk

Content creators doing choreography videos to Taylor Swift ‘dancing’ in her new album Grow up

I saw Lady Gaga last night and cried twice and I don’t even care it was the best thing I’ve ever heard

Someone got on my cable car and I’m not happy

This month I’m going to be a bit more restrained in my spending This month:

it’s always “make unhealthy food more expensive” and never “make healthy food more accessible” 🧐

I love when I’ve done a movie night and then that exact movie features in NYT You’re telling me it’s not a coincidence?

I just spent 2 minutes walking around my flat trying to find my AirPods using find my and they kept saying they’re within reach They were in my fucking ears

This is not born of concern for women. It is pure unadulterated hatred of trans women and men. May he rot in hell.

I am gonna need the Wicked For Good soundtrack immediately I’m losing my mind

Okay, can some Apple fanboy tell me how to stop my watch announcing through my AirPods every time I walk a km it’s getting on my nerves I’ve tried like 4 times to mute it and change a setting but nothings working. I wouldn’t mind but I have music in and it’s just stopping it to announce

Cake is a healthy snack cos there’s fruit in it

the one that annoyed me the most, and which followed me around for the longest, was the woman who wrote a book about shagging 12 men in a year, my friend if you're going to want me to spend £10.99 and read 80,000 words then I'm going to need you to actually put a shift in

I worry that I’m being affected by the change in the seasons because my mood has felt noticeably different in the evenings since the temperature dropped and the sun has started setting sooner. I used to be such a winter stan what’s happening to me

I just woke up from a dream screaming “not more Mrs flood! Please no more more flood!”

Not too shabby if I do say so myself!

It’s been really nice to see the work being completed along a route I walk along so regularly. It does feel like a huge step up from what was there before

Thank fuck for Hold Assist because this call got 10 minutes longer after I’ve already been on hold for 30 minutes

I ate so much bread and so many tarts

Paris Day #1

We’ve been in Paris for 6 hours and I’m already considering murdering Lex

Really getting some autumnal vibes this evening and then my brain immediately screamed SOUP SEASON

I submitted a chargeback to my card and it failed because apparently I never raised the issue with the merchant at the time so I was very happy to hit back with evidence I did just that and I found out this morning I won. Take that!

I’ve been baking for several years now, and I’ve never really consolidated any recipes I’ve developed - and I say developed as opposed to created because they’re largely all taken from someone else and modified or made off of a cake I’ve seen somewhere else (but I guess that’s what most people do