Sad that the Birmingham bin strike shares an anniversary with the capitol riots

Oh it’s snowing in London

Not even the prompts. If you are a Twitter user in the UK and Twitter sticks a Grok CSAM image in your feed for WHATEVER reason, well congrats your device just downloaded child porn. And you are legally responsible for that.

Think there’s something very attractive about me bossing the first day back at work, cooking a big dinner and singing to MCR as I do so

BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped. The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.

It really is not worth the legal problems you could get into being on X

Having a throwback listening to “we are broken”. Used to listen to this walking on the way back to school and imagine a music video about a girl I fancied at school

Remarkable statement from the Prime Minister of Denmark, directed at President Trump: “I therefore strongly urge the United States to cease its threats against a historically close ally, and against another country and another people who have stated very clearly that they are not for sale.”

My “we are not at war with Venezuela” t shirt has a lot of people asking me if we are at war with Venezuela

So they’re not running things on Venezuela?

“In the name of balance, is it possible that it was an all expenses paid trip with door to door transfers?”

Jasmine El-Gamal states, quite correctly, that Maduro and his wife were abducted. The presenter queries that choice of words Gamal replies: "They went into their.. bedroom in the middle of the night & snatched them away. If that's not a kidnapping, I don't know what is"

I can finally announce: I am in the next season (series) of Taskmaster! My favorite tv show! I’ve seen every season & some multiple times! Thrilled to be with this group of hilarious sweeties. Amy Gledhill Joanna Page Armando Iannucci Joel Dommett And me!

"let's stand right in front of the painting for a really long time. that won't arise suspicion" #thetraitors

Out for delivery apparently just updated…at 8:30pm! I am in bed!

Wow okay that’s so obvious

Have they ever gotten a traitor out so early? Makes up for the group who didn’t clock Linda who turned around when Claudia said traitors

You can see the precise moment James's soul leaves his body <3 Just truly devastated #TheTraitors #Traitors

Oh I’m so happy

We put the international crisis on hold while we enjoy this

They really do get close fast on this show don't they. #TheTraitors

This show has had up to 15 million viewers #TheTraitors

What is this challenge!!!

Omg finally someone recognises a tactic for weeding out traitors, it has taken so many series

Yeah it did seem weird that in the same press conference for Trump we had 1) the VP is being sworn in to take charge 2) we are instead taking charge 3) the VP who is no longer taking charge but was just sworn in to take charge is in full support of us instead taking charge

Rodriguez's main messages were that Maduro is still President of Venezuela, and that the government will not yield to the US' attempt to take over its oil resources. Again, no indication at all that she's collaborating with Washington, which Trump indicated was the case earlier today.

Boy sure sounds like the chances of this ratcheting up into full on "prolonged clusterfuck" territory have gone up

From the EU Defence Committee Chair. Translation:

Still says it’s delivering today and it’s 7pm and I haven’t left the house all day or done anything that requires much focus beyond a mad dash to walk the dog I am going insane

Starmer and co RE Ukraine repeatedly said we cannot go back to a world where might is right, so if they’re unable to condemn this they may as well abandon Ukraine because what is the point

Whole conference should raise massive alarm bells for Greenland

Trump has most said America is going to run Venezuela???

A force not seen since World War Two???

I think relay may be up there with Evri with couriers I hate. Can we legislate to make seller advertise who they’re using so I can avoid buying from people who use certain delivery companies?

Received a science email from a colleague which I do really need to address but I’m sat in bed with the dog learning Tunisian crochet

Trump saying he watched the capture like a tv show and enjoyed the violence is like unsurprising but like ???? The sort of thing that is super easy for another world leader to condemn. Can’t wait for the UK press to not ask Starmer about that

Find it very hard to believe that UK government has not spoken to the US in the last 5 hours about the number 1 international news story

Starmer very keen to say we weren’t involved at all and he wants to uphold international law so let’s see the mental gymnastics performed to justify this

It’s been 4 hours are we going to hear from our government or

It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Kidnapping the leader of a foreign state without any declaration of war and announcing it via social media is full-on rogue state stuff. From the world’s number one superpower.

Has anyone heard from Your Party lately

The Government coming off X is the bare minimum and realistically at this point I think we should seriously be looking at taking enforcement action against the company, in line with the Online Safety Act and VAWG Strategy. I will be pressing the Government on this when Parliament returns next week.

There is, to my mind, no justification for the continued use by the UK Government of X as a platform for official comms. There hasn't been for some time, in fact, but if the latest developments around AI-generated image abuse and CSAM don't change the policy I really don't know what will.

I used to love Twitter, even if I had to really reign in my shitposting when I got elected. It used to be genuinely useful professionally too. It has long ceased to have any positive net benefit, either individually or societally, and anyone in public life who thinks otherwise is kidding themselves.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... How have they written this entire article and left out the fact that grok is also doing this to *children*

Delete your Twitter account x