Lord with big naturals: the two towers

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Bizarre headline for “TfL plans to reduce private car usage and reduce air pollution extremely successful”

What the fuck are you on about

I think people forget Andy burnham’s fairly floppy and damp leadership bid when they think he’s the saviour. I think he’s much better suited as mayor tbh

The Reform Council in Worcestershire wants to ban trans people. In news that will surprise no one, it hasn't thought things through very well. So we've written to it to say, 'if you continue down this path we will sue.'

Can’t even join a board of peace these days without the risk of being arrested for war crimes

Nigella joining bakeoff feels so unbelievable I literally made myself confirm it with so many sources before I let myself believe it. Going to be camp

It’s hardly the most important thing but I’m currently thinking about selling sunset and the maga drama and how they were like “let’s not get political” and lmao

This season has has the most opportunities for faithfuls to actually succeed and they fumble every moment

“I think you’re very very clever James” and this is the problem

All of them being like "why am I still here??" Because you're not important!! #TheTraitors

Claudia likes her chocolates #TheTraitors

Lmao they are being tortured

Matt: “first bear I rip open” steady on

Remember, every accusation is an admission

Note his response is he can’t do computers and we are somehow supposed to trust him with running the country

Yesterday he told us he should have brought mats for us to kneel to Trump on and we needed to grow a backbone, today he tells us that it was all bluster from Trump and we shouldn’t have been worried ??

Why on earth did they applaud that

The question is, will the audience applaud out of politeness or not, because he has spent the entire speech insulting them

Do they have a schedule for this to end or

Is he criticising Switzerland for selling rich people watches in the US

But now he’s saying he won’t do anything to lower house prices lmao

Is he now announcing fairy left wing housing policy

I was heckled by another MP while asking about inclusive relationship education in schools Sickened but not really surprised that homophobia is alive and well on the bench behind me 'They're primary school kids' he says - as if no primary school kids have lesbian or gay parents!

Twice!

Did he just mistake Iceland for Greenland?

It’s hilarious he said he wasn’t going to mention Greenland and he has rattled on for the last 20 mins about it

“Who wants to defend a licence agreement or a lease” says the famous businessman

"Without us you'd all be speaking German", Donald Trump tells an audience in Davos, in Switzerland. Where the most common language is German.

“You’d all be speaking German without us” Jesus Christ

Is anything he is saying true

Here he goes

Keir Starmer says he won’t yield on UK’s position on Greenland under pressure from US president. “I will not yield. Britain will not yield on our principles and values about the future of Greenland and the threats of tariffs.”

Isn’t it weird that we are in a position where we can genuinely say “well at least he didn’t declare war on us yet”about the US every time Trump gives a speech

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies. I have translated some of the highlights

Can the rest of the world sue the US government for unnecessary stress

Mark carney @‘ing the UK when he says we have the choice to compete with each other for favour or unite and fight back lmao

Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.

Johnson is in UK parliament saying we need to promote religion and morality lmao

Everyone would benefit from limiting infinite scrolling tbqh

Had an email from our building saying a doormat doesn’t comply with fire safety. Anyone able to elaborate on why this is the case

The other side should join the Lib Dem’s for bants

Anyway the Tories are down to 117 MPs now... another day closer to Ed Davey becoming leader of the opposition.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... I mean they’re saying stricter vetting but to go on this show you’re probably a bad person so I think it is hard to

Oh my gosh it’s so much work I am begging people to not redesign something if it isn’t broken

With characteristic intellectual dishonesty, The Times, and Geraldine Scott, having come to us for quote have deliberately omitted most of what we said in response. Compare and contrast. 2/2

Or A v Chief Constable of West Yorkshire Police, refusing to accommodate irrational prejudice cannot amount to indirect discrimination. Men are more homophobic than women, but we can’t argue a gay-inclusive changing room is indirect discrimination, because it’s irrational.

I would like to once again emphasise that the ET entirely exonerated (and indeed went out of its way to say it was doing so) the trans woman who has been so publicly monstered in this case.

"feels like I'm wearing nothing at all" #thetraitors