Almost fell off the couch at the twist in this. youtu.be/XFgC16z8Qko?...

One of the most romantic things I’ve ever seen.

Remember “life hacks”. My mom was obsessed with the concept. She would get a new kettle that boiled a bit faster than the old one and call it a “life hack”.

Hard to think of a band with a run of music as dire as Maroon 5’s last decade but the early stuff was really quite excellent, and this is a standout. youtu.be/sAebYQgy4n4?...

When I applied for ILR, the Home Office emailed me asking for information on several trips on dates entirely unfamiliar to me. When I emailed back asking what trips they were referring to I got this email, saying the evidence requested was for the wrong years but also wasn’t necessary anymore. Okay!

The fact that the ask is "joint control" and not "freedom of navigation" tells you everything you need to about the thugs running the US atm.

So you’re not allowed to be on your phone during films at Alamo Drafthouse cinemas…….but they now require you to use your phone to order food during screenings…….alright. www.indiewire.com/features/com...

I don’t think Scottish Labour should have to apologise for a canvasser being caught on video saying “it is Easterhouse after all” to another canvasser after encountering a Reform supporter. This trend of “canvasser caught on video” stories is troubling. www.thenational.scot/news/2601325...

can’t stop laughing at this show description, imagine being like “oh great, brain’s been hacked”

I know a lot of wild stuff has happened in Trump 2.0 but the Afrikaner refugee thing is still the one that leaves me most speechless. An entire policy built on an easily provable lie. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

posing in front of the beautiful mind style chalkboards lmao

I will be following the lead of my more psephologically astute friends and taking this poll with a pinch of salt, but it really cannot be overstated how much of a disaster it would be if Reform becomes the de facto voice of unionism in Scotland.

Good riddance! witness.co.za/news/2026/04...

The childishness of this entire operation has truly been something to behold. Every time you think they’ve scraped the bottom of the buffoonery barrel, some new ridiculous drama emerges.

Roti > Naan

I loveeee when red Ed doesn't let me get North sea oil it is literally my kink the longer he withholds and forces me to watch a field in rural-shire idyllica be turned into a bunch of solar panels the more I get off

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

The writers should have had them splash down in the Straits of Hormuz. It would have been a fun way to bring all the plotlines together for the season finale.

A second parachute ruveal!

Some bangers

*to the tune of Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats* Practical Anas, dramatical Anas Pragmatical Anas, fanatical Anas Oratorical Anas, Delphicoracle Anas Skeptical Anas, Dispeptical Anas Romantical Anas, Pedantical Anas Critical Anas, parasitical Anas Allegorical Anas, metaphorical Anas

The concept of Joe Locke as James Bond……….. variety.com/2026/film/gl...

A very astute (and upsetting!) piece that touches on four scary cultural trends: 1) The demand for spelled-out moral clarity in stories 2) A growing inability to understand different types of narratives 3) The "customer's always right" version of fandom 4) The growth of fandom as a social identity.

I love The Big Picture podcast but it can be so very hetero sometimes. Spending only 10 seconds discussing The Hours but several minutes on *The River Wild* on a Meryl Streep Hall of Fame episode should be an imprisonable offence.

here is what happens when you give people 10k towards buying a house: 1) everyone suddenly has 10k more to spend on buying a house 2) house sellers notice this 3) they increase the price by 10k

Please click this link and look at the picture LGBT+ Youth Scotland has used for their post announcing their new convenor. tfn.scot/news/new-con...

“Every day Zack Polanski reveals what he and his Green Party really stand for” is hilariously conspiratorial when used in the context of horse racing. What is this person on about?

Sounds like the Skins theme song

There is some very eyebrow-raising race and gender stuff going on in the current Survivor season.

“Detective Hole”????????

Zarah Sultana really fell off. Nobody seems to be interested in her anymore. It’s all Uniqlo Sultana now.

Am I going crazy or does this random minor character in Mike Leigh's Nuts in May look exactly like Ed Davey?

how the hell are you allowed to bring a dog to a BROADWAY SHOW

There is a very popular Christian bookstore chain in South Africa called CUM Books

I will not survive a month of this

Scottish people will never move on from The Event.

We need a complete ban on quarter-zips until we get to the bottom of whatever has been happening lately

Prison abolition becoming a random Scottish election subplot is quite funny. We should do more 2016-2022 era Twitter discourse. Get Monica Lennon to do a land acknowledgement. Make Russell Findlay say which country he thinks makes the best jollof rice. Accuse Willie Rennie of doing digital blackface

Trump grouping ‘NO NUCLEAR WEAPONS’ and ‘Strait of Hormuz WILL BE OPEN’ together as equally iron-clad certainties doesn’t inspire much confidence I have to say

Cannes competition has new films from Ryusuke Hamaguchi, Ira Sachs and Pedro Almodóvar? Big day for the most annoying gay people you know.

Taking a whole month off for the Summer?

Dipping into the Scottish political podcasts for the election and wow they are 1. so bad and 2. so male.

Suspect this may come to be a useful Scottish politics reaction vid

The absolute worst kind of person is the sort who delights in wasting other people's time and making themselves a nuisance in service of nothing more than "I should be allowed to do anything I want"

Zoë Bread demanding that a lawyer who sent her a letter provide her with an audio tape of it *in Japanese*, for no reason other than because she is technically entitled to it, is a perfect example of why she’s a menace.

It is quite something that Zendaya, Jacob Elordi and Sydney Sweeney all returned for the new season of Euphoria when that show unambiguously needs them WAY more than they need it.

He’s such a pathetic figure. Can barely string a sentence together.

The diva downgrade in Scottish politics needs to be studied.

We all know a straight who experimented with being open for a brief period. Tale as old as time.