Being gay again

Got more of the wedding photos back and have discovered that the dog is actually a model

Got the wedding photos back and this is one of the first photos and I am so happy

Being in the stadium when the Gyök scored his first premier league goal 😍😍😍

I don’t think closeted adolescent me in a small town could ever have envisioned the sentence “my dog has gone for a brunch date with his dog boyfriend in Hampstead heath” being a reality, yet here I am, picking my dog up from his brunch date with his dog boyfriend in Hampstead heath

Listening to the football on the radio is incredibly stressful, how on earth did people use to do this every week

Today, the Premier League is back! Been reminded by some lovely friends that I have a starter pack of football gays, follow everyone on it if you’re also a queer who likes talking about football! 🏳️‍⚧️⚽️🏳️‍🌈 go.bsky.app/KH6QWHg

A huge muscular man who looked like he could easily throw me across the room asked if he could use the same machine as me between my sets at the gym today and I just said “yeah sure” without letting out a nervous mouse-like squeak so I believe I have completed gender now

we all see you and think you're complicit btw. don't think that because we're friends i don't mean you.

I can’t help but wonder that if proposing a nationwide bathroom ban for trans people isn’t enough to get supposed trans allies to leave the Labour Party, what will actually do it? You should campaign for parties that align with your beliefs. If you don’t believe in bathroom bans, resign.

This is Willy’s “My Dads have just taken me to the park and I saw my doggy friends” face

My doctor’s surgery have accidentally been too proactive and booked me in for my T shot two weeks early, which I thought was odd but went anyway, so the nurse then wouldn’t give me it and rearranged the appointment for when I should have it

Having a queer rite of passage: my husband got me my first doc martens

Annual checking I’m still transgender appointment with the gender clinic done. Verdict: took 11 minutes of the hour allotted to come to the conclusion that I am indeed still trans

As a transgender, today I am destroying women’s sports by going to the Lionesses Euros Trophy lifting ceremony and providing my unwavering support for women’s football

Some other snaps 💒 🤵‍♂️🤵‍♂️

My personal favourite photo so far because I think it encapsulates someone who is looking to be sensible and have a pleasant day (Arthur) and someone who is looking for chaos (me)

Sorry for the confusion that updating my profile photo will inevitably cause but we got some of the professional wedding photos back and I really love this one. 🏳️‍🌈🤵‍♂️🤵‍♂️🏳️‍⚧️

Hundreds of babies being named Chloe Kelly [insert surname] this year

Fucking hell Chloe Kelly!!!

Watching England 🤝 Walking through WH Smith More pens??

Loyalties torn between patriotism and really wanting a Mariona Caldentey ballon d’or win

At London Trans Pride and “we hate Labour” chanting has already started before the march has begun, strengthening relationships with LGBTQ+ community going well then!

Fuck the gender clinic

A trans man taking his shirt off at every socially acceptable opportunity? Unheard of

For anyone who was wondering if there were any trans jokes at my wedding, my childhood best friend opened her speech with “I’ve known Arthur since we were little babies. He’s changed a lot - you know, aside from the obvious” and the whole room howled.

Michelle Agyemang thank you for my wedding present, claiming the equaliser was for me personally

My very handsome husband (HUSBAND!!) 🥵 @dpdormouse.bsky.social

I cannot get over to be honest how the wedding day was quite literally the best day ever like hooray

Off on honeymoon & set off the airport security scanner again & put a big red warning sign over my crotch. Got awkwardly patted down, I said “don’t worry about it, it happens every time” & the guy looks up at me incredulously & says “every single time?!” My massive dick energy cannot be contained

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So, @dpdormouse.bsky.social and I got married yesterday. Husbands!

Sensational email from Pets at Home

Just had a follow up email about this from the gender surgery referral service saying to those of you who thought our last email asking how fat you are was an indication you might be getting surgery soon, you’re not lol Why are they allowed to treat us like this man, this is my life

A drag queen referred to my stag do as “the politest stag do I’ve ever come across” which felt like shade but very on brand

In about 260 odd pre-appointment hearings by select committees only 8 appointments have ever been opposed by the committee and 5 of those went ahead anyway. Is Starmer the guy to put the govt at odds with two committees? Probably.

According to The Times, the Women and Equalities and Human Rights Committees have written to oppose Dr Mary-Ann Stephenson being appointed as the new chair of the EHRC. Well done to everyone who has written to them!

My response to this in the Indie. Doubt he will read it, and doubt even more that he will act on it...

If Sir John Oldham is so concerned about potential harm to patients, he will of course be advising his employer Wes Streeting to reinstate puberty blockers for trans children, no?

I first met my best mate at Heathrow airport when I was 16, on a school trip. He asked to hang out with me and my friend I was with, as he was the only one from his school there. My friend immediately said (about me) “he’s trans, if you’ve got a problem, we can’t be friends.”

It’s my stag do on Saturday and it was really important to me as a trans guy to have one because I missed out on a lot of other traditionally gendered experiences before I came out, but I handed it over to my mates to plan it and so only time will tell if that was brave or stupid

The British media gave glowing reviews of the EHRC when they started to become explicitly transphobic?? The British media?? Say this isn’t so.

Spent my evening playing football with cis men, scored a goal and no one died but according to the FA everyone I played against is biologically better at football than me because they had different genitals as babies so maybe I dreamed the last two hours

@ the Supreme Court, cry harder x

Getting married!! In 10 days!! Looking forward to being legally recognised as a gay!!

My siblings sent me this photo of a carrot they bought and I will be taking it to my bottom surgeon as a reference image

Very rarely do I have days where I’m like wow I’ve done something cool and meaningful instead of just shitposting on the internet but it actually feels like I’ve done something useful with the trans men football story and it’s a nice feeling ngl

Exclusive: The FA's updated requirements for trans men who want to play men's football requires players to agree they are "biologically female" and "have a greater risk of injury playing against biological males" Those affected call it a "ban on the sly" www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

The BBC have published an article on the story I broke! The FA said “We remain committed to supporting transgender players who meet the requirements of our new policy so they can continue to play football” So… nobody because nobody will sign your wretched declaration www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...