i’m sorry did you just fucking lie to me? on the internet??

The first time I went out to dinner with my wife as a woman I went to use the bathroom and a random cis woman saw me walking over and held the door open to the ladies room and said “this way”

On the one hand I’m glad my oldest is taking an interest in organized sports again. On the other hand I quite liked not schlepping around LI on random evenings.

its kind of disappointing looking back on it, because him seeing how fucked up Henry looks would've been a great opportunity for his character to say "sheeeeeeeeeit"

😭😭😭

Ok now this is the motherstall

IYKYK 🐰

Arsenal 4 - Aston Villa 1

Turning on the out of office message as Arsenal finishes a 4-1 defenestration of the coward Unai Emery certainly feels like a good omen for 2026

Closing out the year top of the league?

Ughhhhhh wanted that clean sheet

"David Raya, he's better than you" 😂

Raya too good dawg

Champagne football folks

OH MY STAAAAAAAAAAAARS

I want to know what Mikel said at Halftime. Please say that every time.

👓👓👓

Games gone

a team moulded by the frustrations Mikel Arteta had with the Wenger team he played in

looking forward to weirdos saying Ødegaard is crap or something now

ZUBI ZUBI ZOOOOOOOOOO

WE GOT OUR BEST TOY BACK

NGL chat I simply don’t like Unai Emery

hello, hi, WHOMST is wearing the 'Bama shirt at the 1982 F1 drivers' strike in Kyalami???????

New York is goated when being uncomfortably wet is the vibe

Coworker: any plans for the weekend? Me: nothing much, probably just roaming the earth as did the dinosaurs of old

the average liberal is one minority cutting them off in traffic away from going full fash

You ever get the sense that most liberals in our society wish that they were living in Munich in 1946? Just craving a mysteriously blank slate where all the people who made them uncomfortable have disappeared thus creating a window to make a society they believe in.

im woke and i say rouge's tits should be bigger

If you see me talking about running indycar or super formula races in the next six months please tap this sign

This time I’m really gonna do it (positive)

Will never miss a chance to talk about the time that my son got out of the pool to pee on the grass next to Maurice Dubois in Cooperstown

I have to stop rewatching THE WOLF OF WALL STREET and letting it make me yearn for that which i will likely never have (ludes)

“British culture” and it’s just centuries of men in drag insisting it’s actually not drag, it’s a different thing that isn’t gay at all

Whenever I see British people trying to defend their cultural touchstones I think about this video (which is tragically only available on Facebook), especially the dude at the end

When you ask me who should do the halftime show at the Super Bowl

Anyway,

TBF the one place where east coast bias bites us in the ass is that we should be eating ricearoni more than mac and cheese

all things considered caricaturist is a pretty easy job and there's basically only a few things you absolutely cannot do

RE: my earlier thread, things really took off for me when I stopped focusing on “making trans friends” in favor of making (and keeping) friends based on common interests. Most of my closest friends are dolls but being in community with cis folks (especially cisgays) has been vital to my development.

The girl who I had a crush on for like 3 years flew across the country and asked me to be her girlfriend. I made a bunch of new friends and somewhat of a name for myself in the NYC queer nightlife scene. I saw my autistic kid go from basically nonverbal to being outgoing, imaginative and expressive.

The Breakfast Club is a 1985 American coming-of-age comedy-drama film written, produced, and directed by John Hughes.