This is the worst rendition of the song I’ve ever heard lol

Meanwhile, in Zohran Mamdani's New York...

Also need a Riis day ASAP so I have an excuse to wear my new favorite “dress” (not that not everyone was lucky enough to get the “FUCK ICE” model most said “FOURTH WORLD”)

Asking how people can partake in joyful acts during a period of immense suffering leads me to believe this is your first time at the suffering rodeo.

An annoying thing about the USMNT is the way the World Cup has every person watching for the first time (or at least first time since the last cup) talking like an expert in the sport (I did this in 2006!). Paraguay’s strategy plays a lot better in the knockouts and especially in these conditions.

Everyone likes teams that strangle opponents when they want the opppnents to be strangled. When the team they don’t like is doing the strangling then, well, that team and those tactics are a scourge.

The sneaky thing about taxes in NY is that they’re a status symbol for the rich in and of themselves. Making these places more expensive only makes them more attractive!

MF DOOM

Meanwhile Tuchel is going to ruin Arsenal’s season by running Rice into the ground, but some managers only care about themselves

Fourth World/Wife Day in the Ruins a certified banger

Firmly believe this is the best rock & roll song of all time

Absolute heater of a movie, script a 10/10

Folks, it’s wife night in Maspeth

Some people believe that primary elections should only happen when an incumbent decides to retire (at which point we should vote for their handpicked successor). The divine right of kings but for losers.

The guiding principle of the liberal gerontocracy is that incumbent democrats in safe seats are entitled to their job until they decide to bow out no matter how far they stray from what their constituents want so any other primary winner is seen as inherently suspect.

HRVATSKAAAAAAA

*taps the sign* This includes telling people to be ashamed to cheer for their country’s sports team. Soccer didn’t cause fascism, and building community is super important in fighting against oppression.

Minions creator Pierre Coffin CONFIRMS Yakub used Minion DNA to create white devils.

just saw someone post that the suggestion to set your ac slightly higher for the sake of the grid’s stability during a historic heatwave is “neoliberal socializing of responsibility”, political mind palaces have such fascinating and varied architecture

True love, innit! ❤️🤍

Oh the Hapsburg Derby, neat

That’s right

sharif dont like it shut the fuck up shut the fuck up

I don't think I've mentioned a Once & Future omnibus is coming out in October. All 30 issues of Dan Mora and Tamra Bonvillain tearing it up for $60. I suspect the Mora fan in your life (i.e. everyone) would like to know it exists.

The real horseshoe theory is that both Bluesky posters and the New York Post are mad at Zohran for making the same recommendation that ConEd makes during every heat wave because everyone is allergic to personal responsibility now

This GIF was basically made for the Jaylen Brown trade

The thing about VAR is that it won’t catch everything but if you make this kind of big mistake in a match it will probably find you. It’s frustrating but Balogun is less an injustice than just a textbook example of the kind of real time foul that used to go unpunished without VAR.

24 years since the U.S. won a knockout round game btw. It has felt like and been a loooong time

Balogun can still play against Belgium if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing, is this anything

Brendan Sorsby for striker

Now we appeal the Balogun suspension in the Northern District of Texas

Goal by Balogun and a set piece?

One of my favorite things as a sports fan is watching my teams defend a slender lead with a disadvantage.

I think Balogun is a victim of slow motion making something look a lot more “intended” than it was based on the full speed replays. A coming together & his foot lands in the wrong place. It definitely looks ugly but at full speed it doesn’t look like a red card challenge to me.

OH NO

show me a picture that captures your essence

defend 🫡 long 🫡 island 🫡

Booooooooo

Harry Kane pack watch

“That’s a penalty” why because the giant striker goes down like a house of cards? Because that’s what the English refs always assumed but maybe not!

Lmaoooo NOT TODAY ARRY

Oh nooooooooooo

Tough choices today

CONGOOOOO

morning

Going to have a lot of fun in future years talking about how Mikal Bridges is the second best basketball player in Philadelphia history

RBG holding out for a woman president to appoint her successor only to die while Trump was in office is a neat and tidy summary of the problem with the liberal gerontocracy.