My first double basement weekend and as immortal as I felt in the moment today I very much feel like a 42 year old woman who stayed out past her bedtime

Some nights you feel like smirking at your opps in the club, some nights you don’t

In Zohran’s New York every autistic baddie should get an earpiece with a Cyrano on the line telling them how to interact with other baddies

Andi b2b Kendal just popping off on the lot radio if you’re couch locked like I am

Michael Jordan whipped nascars ass in court then immediately wins Daytona

*girl who absolutely didn’t sleep through the Daytona 500 voice* yay 23XI

Pride King signing with the only team that doesn’t have a Pride Night 😭

the freaks and perverts in your life are worth far more than most people realize

One of those make your own fun Basement nights (mine included “using one of the pups as a guide dog when I was too kundled to find my way around”) but the people watching was something else

Wiggle your big toe Dawn

Do it for her

Real “do it for the culture” hours tonight but we can’t let the terrorists* win *Cishet drunks

when you fuck before dinner but he picks up the check

Me: “I’m sure the worst of the crowd will wash out by 4ish” *Monkey’s Paw curls*

none shall know the hour, or the month

GOOFUS says: I love your girldick I wanna watch a trans fuck my gf GALLANT says: you’re very beautiful miss, here’s my entire paycheck

Now THAT was just what the doctor ordered

It’s acid night in Maspeth

Hey if someone following me who hasn’t checked this out yet wants to give it a read, I could really use the dopamine of the likes flood rn (Also it does genuinely whip I’m so proud of it) (But my broken brain needs the liiiiiiiiiiikes)

Sometimes I think about how many random wakes I schlepped to in New Jersey for my wife’s family and how none of them besides her immediate family came to my dad’s funeral. Anyway you’re not gonna believe this but all of those people stopped talking to us after I transitioned.

Naming every Tottenham manager in the last 20 years in reverse chronological order as a new party trick

accept the hoodrat in your heart

I do not take “low dose gummies” I do not “smoke mids”. I take a 100mg dose. And if I don’t green out and sleep for 19 hours I KILL myself.

3 am doctor’s appointment my beloved

Yeah I’m a FLINTA, Female (from) Long Island (who’s) lesbiaN, Trans (and) Autistic

Really disappointed waking up this morning. Arsenal still in a great position but last night was concerning. With a cooler head there are issues to discuss about our attacking quality, structure and urgency that keep lingering. We lack offensive gears to really hurt and trouble teams consistently.

Girl who forgot she ate 3 edibles before taking a big edible with dinner so she passed out and woke up at 3 am voice - guhhhhhh guess I’ll take an edible to conk out again

I’m sorry what?

Remember the other day when someone said that "Arsenal fans should be enjoying themselves?"

With a few exceptions (mostly law school related) my friends are either “people I’ve known since at least high school” or “people I met starting in 2024.”

Also, on a base level, I think most of us didn’t even really know who we were before since we were playing a role rather than being a person. You don’t have to upend your life if you don’t want to but at some point you should try to figure out who you are rather than who you were.

When I came out I made a very big deal of telling everyone that nothing was changing about me besides my gender. Life got a lot better once I realized how much that was holding me back and was a product of fear about their response. You don’t owe yourself or anyone else fidelity to what came before.

Okay like. Everyone says “you can just be a girl if you want to.” Which is true. But nobody tells you you become the girl a second time along the way

Let’s fuckin goooooooooo

Billy Crystal *spits*

dale earnhardt would have shit his pants if this was the car ahead of him at the daytona 500

Occurs to me that we need a T4T Green Acres remake

shame that a gooner's "toxic positivity" got him fired from his job

alt, gay, and ordering onion rings and listening to Journey while i wait for my family to arrive at Holsten's

RIP 👑 They didn't deserve you.

Arsenal, much like the Mets, is for the faggots

Diva Down

if one was prone to feeling smug one could say one was curious about how it felt for all the cis gay "lgb without the t" types to find out that they were, as we all warned, Next. (not me though, i only operate from a place of love and solidarity)