Ooofa doofa

The way I went from “maybe it’s time to find @letsgomets.bsky.social and talk about a ride back to Penn” to “I’M CLOSING THIS BITCH DOWN!” when Ron Like Hell kicked off with this on Sunday at FAW

When I sneak a religious victory in the first 100 turns of Civ 6 multiplayer

Me playing Civ 5 on Easy Mode

Sandy nearly squandered the chip last year and while I can’t entirely blame her for the way injuries derailed the season she’s just not good enough

Whenever my dad would say something stupid about the world I’d tell him he had a PhD in the New York Post

Ok I think this is the most autistic rap song I’ve ever heard?

T4TLUVNRG but it’s just me playing Billy Joel for 8 hours to a crowd of confused cisgays

Had fun libbing out with @letsgomets.bsky.social at FAW (until the psychs took hold and it was time to dance alone and stare at the lights for 6 hours)

If the rapture does happen tomorrow, I want it noted for the record for all eternity that the 2025 Mets did not technically “miss the playoffs” or “choke like dogs”

Danny Daze at Zero Chill in the Streets/Lauren Flax at Zero Chill in the Sheets

“My constituents may like Mamdani and want him to be their mayor, but what about the Republicans that Gillen and Suozzi are trying to court on Long Island?”

Whoops I’m wearing my dispensary hoodie for the teams meeting again

Happy Monday, cuties

Custom earplugs definitely the MVP of the weekend because I spent most of my time in front of the speakers on Sunday and my ears are fine

Oh I had no idea he was a Civ 6 guy

Gonna be a long dark winter that’s for sure

Girl who fuckin suuuuuuucks

She stole my goddamn meme lol

I am certainly better at socializing at functions but I really do need a doll Cyrano to talk me through dance floor interactions on an ear piece because I still have no clue what I’m doing

Great party man

Dawn at dawn, what could be greater

Ruth Gayder Bricksberg reporting for duty

Time to set the mood

Definitely should have pulled it together to go to basement before FAW because these next 2 1/2 hours until my train are gonna be a slog

Nevermind life’s minor indignities, FAW is tonight

DJ Nobu. Holy shit.

Liberty looking like they ain’t got it

Juanbinary

feeling metrosexual right now let’s go mets

femme cassidy

Hole in the Wall Gang didn’t die they just moved to Sniffies

TBT that one year the only thing he listened to was the Vengabus single over and over on repeat

my body is a machine that turns unread emails into even more unread emails

Blue is a menace

McBride, Gillen and Suozzi, cursed blunt rotation

Call me a violent extremist with the way I’m murdering this bag of pizza pretzel combos

The world is on fire, sure, but DJ Nobu is at basement tonight so it ain’t all bad

It’s always fuck Jay Jacobs season

cut the veins open and from them we spill

Happy Thursday, cuties! Hornet says happy injection day!

The Mayor of New York City threatening to use the power of his office against trans people in a flagrant violation of city and state law is not fuckin great

Dawg where’s a good King Ralph situation when you need one?