The natural end to the Gio Reyna saga will come with a pointless stoppage time goal against Turkiye, after which he takes off his shirt to reveal a Fuck Gregg back tat where the Gs have been stylized into a dick and balls. He draws a straight red, wins millions of Americans pizza, & goes home a hero

Will they take them down between games or are they putting grow lights inside to keep the natural grass alive?

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Made this for y'all @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi @hollyanderson.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social

The Toledo War was fought over Philadelphia, not many people know this

When we said fuck landlords, this is NOT what we meant.

Sunset run szn

If you ramped a wakeboard off of this you would ascend directly to the heaven of your choosing

In the latest edition of Putting The Computer Where It Doesn't Belong, the gas station next to work has replaced all the pumps with 40 inch touch screens with an honest to God load time between inputs. It needs to pick one of three pumps based on mechanical input. I don't need it to think.

Surely everyone who bought those Save Women's Sports ads will be redirecting that money towards their schools' softball/volleyball/WBB/etc NIL collectives because they're that dedicated to making a material difference. Right? Right?

Friday Beers and watching the Jacksonville Wave score the first points in Upshot League history >>>

BREAKING: U.S. Soccer has engaged with stakeholders including #NWSL, USL Super League, WPSL Pro about the creation of an interleague competition to begin as early as 2028, sources tell @espn.com. Details are still TBD but plans are in motion. It likely wouldn't exactly mirror the men's US Open Cup.

GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.

14.1 And when you can't get either, a paycheck hits hard enough, or how I learned to stop worrying and give my ex access to my bank account

www.maptap.gg May 12 98🔥 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 100🎯 Final score: 996

I am once again requesting that all international neutral site games adopt one rule from the host nation's version of football.

As the person who made cold brew using beer for this app earlier this year: Absolutely Not

I saw Kiwi Ski Wipeout open for Five for Fighting in 2005 and you can't convince me otherwise

Inspired by last week's @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, here's what the moneycannon.org leaderboard would look like for the Greater CUSA Confederation, including all eligible schools that have ever been members of the conference. Total: $72,982, coming in just behind the Big 12 in total donations

2 programs over $250K 36 over $10K 61 over $5K 121 over $1K Ran the damn ball everywhere.

Your 2026 EDSBS Charity Bowl grand total is $1,763,317. edsbscharitybowl.com

I wonder if WWE will let him keep the Furniture Sports podcast or if he'll have to choose between them

if you could survive a quarter in Ypsilanti, the title is still up for grabs

KC is broken in ways that I don't think are completely Hutton related

Shout out to all my maptappers for helping me artificially inflate the Kevin stats yesterday

The Jetski Police Academy is coming for our place in the top 10, so it's time to load up on some dubious watercraft and prove our aquatic superiority. $40.11 +fees for the first and last Fisher Regattas @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

This also pushes us WELL past our $1.5M goal and into the $2M campaign. Y'all know what that means. NEW GLOW LOADING #gimmeafuckincyan

Update as we cross into new record territory, Texas has remembered they have money. Virginia very very nearly has money

I was also going to be done but @jacketdan.bsky.social has inspired me, so Roll Tide, I guess #CharitibundiBowl

One of the funny things about shoving this stuff into every workplace with no understanding of how it works or its limitations is we've finally answered the age old rhetorical question "Do you want it done fast or done right" with "Oh fast, absolutely"

Checking in on the I Thought Y'all Had Money Bowl, and Duke has crossed the 10k mark. It pains me too admit it, but they might have money.

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They sent my beautiful boy to the desert

'out infidelity'

If I'm going to be terrible at maptap this week, we're going to monetize it. First 10 people to reply with a higher score get their score donated to the school of their choice in the #CharitibundiBowl www.maptap.gg April 23 100🎯 99🎯 100🎯 89🎉 89🎉 Final score: 933 @newap-georgia.bsky.social

$25 to Washington because the Sounders spared my mental health by having the night off

They're calling it the I Thought Y'all Had Money Bowl

Great teams cover, elite teams taunt. Run up the score

ND trailing Syracuse cannot stand, so here's $5 for every point scored before I turned last year's game on at the start of the second quarter, plus $1 for every point ND scored after that. $210 + fees to the Irish #CharitibundiBowl

A reminder that Michigan set an NCAA record when it threw an interception on five consecutive pass attempts against Notre Dame in 2012. cc: @edsbs.bsky.social, @hollyanderson.bsky.social, @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Apologies to ODU for my terrible maptap performance this morning, but least you get my first #CharitibundiBowl donation of the day. Not spoiling the school this time because, much like my guesses, it's not very close to any location www.maptap.gg April 22 90👑 89🎉 100🎯 81🌟 79✨ Final score: 859

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There are whole DC think tanks producing less scholarship than they have in the last week about c-usa ALONE sickos-newsletter.beehiiv.com/p/donation-s...

The Fullcast leaderboard will begin with zeroes across the board. (Regular leaderboards on moneycannon.org will continue to update.) The team that donates the most money to @newap-georgia.bsky.social in that time will receive a $500 donation from Spencer to a charitable organization in your city.