Still holding out for the game between two conference opponents that only counts as a conference game for one of them

that's why you bring the US flag to protests, folks

There's a woman on this flight whose carry-on item is a pumpkin.

Space-X Cocaine: "It's safer than our rockets."

I need this on a t-shirt

Jags be jaggin

"Ravens can't hang on" describes this season perfectly

Jags be jaggin

Does Al Golden have less talent on defense this year in Cincinnati than last year at ND?

Anyway, enough of that. Time for some Minnesota-Cal palate cleanser

Since getting fired by Rutgers, Chris Ash has coached Texas to the 64th ranked defense in the nation, worked for the Meyer Jags and McDaniel Raiders, and been unemployed for 2 seasons. He hasn't held a job for consecutive seasons since 2018-19 and I somehow doubt this year will change that.

NBC needed a reason to cut away to Buchner after every play for the last 3 minutes of the game

Homage to our most Nascar coach, Ricky Rahne, torching VT

Lot of teams unhappy with their coaches this week. Meanwhile, Michigan's interim coach won a game by 60 points today. Someone should look into hiring him.

A different kind of stupid every year, but it never fails to be a great watch

Virginia Tech has been outscored 72-0 over the last 4 quarters at home. It's beyond over.

Is 9.1 yards per play good? Asking for a Monarch.

PUNT BLOCKS BACK LIKE WE NEVER LEFT

But hey, at least Miss-Arky and ND-A&M will get my heart rate down, right? Right?

Absolutely cackling at the Rocky Top bumper going to commercial after that kick

Brawlvertime

I was tuned out for a while. When did the Brawl find points??

Need a neck brace for the whiplash of the Blitz switching between Tennessee-Georgia and the Brawl

BEES?

Pop-Tarts Bowl (2023)

Among the many crimes of conference realignment, it has robbed us of a UCLA-Stanford game this year.

any outlet that reported the “pro-trans ideology on bullet casings” thing owes the public an apology and an explanation if you are serious about turning down the temperature, start by showing some shame and regret for your role in turning it up in the first place by allowing yourself to be played

I cannot adequately express how much I needed this extremely stupid (complementary) football game

Temperature under 80. Time to run the bad thoughts out.

Trivia bar is showing Pitt volleyball

Jacksonville radio DJ just did a segment about Billy Napier winning a "most handsome college football coach" poll and I have SEVERAL questions

*slaps hood* You can fit so many Dalmatians in this baby

Impressive but unsurprising. Every State fan I grew up with was the kind of person to bring a socket wrench to the stadium just because

Cowbell Hell is real and the sun is unwelcome there

17 plays, 95 yards, just under 9 minutes, field goal Arizona State, you are God's Perfect College Football Team

At this point, these last two Ole Miss games are Mark Stoops' Iowa coaching interview.

Tis the season to give the skeleton the good chair

Gifs?

show your wife how you made ice cream down in flanders

In a more just world, we'd have the Haunch Launch brought to you by The Honey Baked Ham

The accents in this are going to be so fucked. Can't wait.

Can't say I've enjoyed the Miami offense having 3 attempts at forward progress on each play this game

You dress like Ole Miss, you can't be upset when you play like Ole Miss

The Thomas Castellanos Effect

Alabama seems to be suffering from a severe Bout It deficiency

In the day's least surprising news, Liberty can't handle sincerity

Take notes Arch. This is how you live up to a family name

PJ Fleck gleefully calling a 17th straight flea flicker as Patricia sobs about logic on the other sideline

Proposal: replace McAfee with Herbie's dog