A dog walks up to the Strait of Hormuz and says 'I can't see a thing, I'll open this one'

Hey Chicago whaddya say... Hope it fucking happens today!

just passing through

Sheriffs across the country make it a point to publish booking photos of every person they arrest and they run them in the local paper.

This was an excellent choice for a front-page feature today. Chicago Public Media and CST have done a great job keeping PAC money in the spotlight this election season

Oh I guess it's illegal to make plans with friends in prison now

My priorities:

This site needs a break. Post 3 good things, none of which are the cessation of a negative. Big, old trees Indie video games Libraries

One really confusing thing for me is why press corps journalists are so reluctant to just pair off on the fly to set off Trump, like fuck that job, go out asking why Lee Iacoca said Trump had quote 'soft, bitch hands' just let him self-destruct and the next person should ask "so Iacoca was right?'

I was in Walmart and I found this on clearance, I'm not an economics expert but I believe Tom Hanks is legally required by capitalism law to take money from military families

RFK is so off brand for this crew, I assumed he would have been nuts about germs like Trump, then reintroduced quaaludes and whatever amphetamines Trump was on in the 80s. Instead we get pool milk and push up lessons from Kid Rock.

man oh man Kat could do it

I just sent this email to the news director at NBC4 Washington about the unprofessional and disrespectful way they handled publishing the body camera footage of the DOGE raid on the US Institute of Peace that was obtained via my FOIA lawsuit:

I live in the Midwest and this fall... fuck daylight savings. Farmers like it? Nope. Teen kids outside too early? Change the school schedule, not all time. As a parent I can adapt to scheduling shifts, I don't need the world to change. Or, delete a fucking hour from 4pm on Friday, idiots.

However much you hate them you do not hate them enough

I want the Capsela car

Trump just randomly calls someone out of frame when he forgets shit, but that has diminishing returns when the names start to go too 'KARNOV! Hey Karnov, come here, here he is, this is the incredible circus strongman that's putting a stop to all the problems, no more birds with the fireballs folks'

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

Really cool that anti-discrimination laws are being used by wormy, transphobic pieces of shit. Hope he enjoys his half million, it won't last forever, but his reputation should.

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

There will be a lot of future articles wondering how 'generic financial crime' became so prominent in this decade AI is a marketing scam, but I don't think it's the problem — it's really just startup fraud in a new form. Everything is imaginary PE profits and the 2030 depression will reconcile that

Lmao that comment

2027 WrestleMania will be in Las Vegas again

I think it's safe to say that any Democrat that supports this war on any level has to go.

Important Friday message from lawyer representing politically active people. Please listen if you want to keep yourself and others around you safe. Avoid easy ways of getting caught up! Always remember - STFU!

Thinking about how if the balloon boy hoax happened now the military probably would have shot it down immediately

Black History Month is winding down in high style as the legendary Buddy Guy takes over NPR’s Tiny Desk with the help of SINNERS star Miles Caton 💜🔥

A thread of ICE and CBP sex offenders and credibly accused sex pasts. Content-warning descriptions of abuse Yuma Sector CBP agent Ramon Marquez, 31, was arrested in May 2025 and has been charged with 15 felonies including 14 counts of sexual conduct with a 16-year-old between Dec 2024 and Apr 2025.

A friend got a targeted digital ad in support of Jaime Andrade from American Future and asked what their deal is. Well...this turns out to be a great story about an emerging pattern in federal independent expenditures in state and local races that are especially relevant to Democratic primaries.

Black people are forced to put up with so damn much—and it’s constant. James Baldwin was so right when he said, “To be a Negro in this country and to be relatively conscious, is to be in a rage almost all the time. So that the first problem is how to control that rage so that it won’t destroy you.”

In recognition of this month marking 100 years of celebrating Black history in America, the Alameda County District Attorney’s Office honors the memory of Frederick Douglass, the Father of the Civil Rights Movement in the United States. #BlackHistoryMonth

Happy BHM ✊🏿

Trump is totally sending this ship into a blizzard

Happy birthday to Jordan Peele! We have episodes on all 3 of his films, his mixing of sub-genres truly makes his work special. Take a listen to us discuss one of our modern masters! #HorrorSky 🍎: apple.co/4fnAekx 🟢: bit.ly/3UzWApD

I know a lot of people are like oh man they should do the winter Olympic sports year round. But a major limitation is that the bobsled lifeguards at the top of the slide are all seasonal college kids that just can't make it work anymore after next trimester.

The guy from Iron Man 2? 0h yeah I know about Jelon Mursk

It could happen tomorrow.

David Cronenburg watching the RFK/Kid Rock video 'euugh gross'

It can't be! Bah gawd that's Charlie Wilson's music!

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

I stand with Mexico. This is courage. This is compassion. This!!

Eat my ass Car Fox you dumb piece of AI shit

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist! Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.

Black History Month Day 1: We celebrate Assata Shakur who escaped prison after she was sentenced to life in a sham trial by an all white jury for the shooting of a state trooper. She fled to Pittsburgh and eventually Cuba where she was granted political asylum. She remains free #BlackSky

As #BlackHistoryMonth kicks off, we're recognizing notable Black #refugees and immigrants, and the contributions they've made to America's vibrant tapestry. Today, we spotlight British American and Academy Award-nominated actor, Delroy Lindo. Learn more about his journey: bit.ly/46q9hJC

I'm really hoping this matches the last Seahawks Bears game, 6-3 would be a hilarious Superbowl finale