*getting my suck dicked* Wait what the fuck

I wish I liked payday 2 as much as everyone else but when you trip the alarm its all PvE bulletsponge bullshit

Gooning sesh thats just 3 hours of shouting "ITS DA BAT! GET 'EM!"

My cat used to be really into stringlikes, but lately he’s been logging lots of hours in pvp

IS HE FUCKING STUPID??????????????????????????

Home remodelers right now all screaming in unison

Is this real

My ancestors watching me wake up every morning

This is easily the gayest theory I've ever heard

He can just do that? (Yes I know the answer already)

The most insulting part of all of this is the insistence that every one of us is as stupid as they are

This was the last time it was ok to for humans to be parasocial with robots

Foreskin

i'm sorry but those all sound like what's happening with the government not shut down

I can think of 40 other crises that are more front of mind to the average person and the base instead of focus groups

Silent Hill Furries

Hideo Kojima naming a gay character: Hello my name is Solid Snake

An ultrasonic blade huh?

Unfortunately the foot fetish account has a more realistic grasp on politics than the other two guys here

What if it was guylenol and it was just for the fellas

Brands wont stop texting me because brands are my friends and I love my friends by giving them money

The science is clear that they're full of shit just like your reporting has been for the past decade and beyond

BioShock audio diary: Testing on the subject has exceeded all measures. The addition of Tylenol was a success.

Oh fuck Jim Henson died!?

Fork officially found in kitchen

*taking the dick out of my mouth* What the fuck do you mean you just had a Tylenol and didn't tell me

they believe that women are commodities and trans women are counterfeit women. it’s just pure misogyny. they do not think women are people, and plenty of feminists are fully on board with this logic

Vote Blue No Matter Who crowd of electeds STUNNED

Christian Bale actually got his face stapled for this role

Indiana Jones is a fistfighting simulator disguised as a stealth game

There was a brief moment in time where presidents were allowed to not be one million years old

I don't know? Aren't you the news? Aren't you supposed to tell me who it is?

> the captions

People get upset when you say that Democrats don't want to win, but it's hard to explain this any other way. They had a member of Trump's team, a month before the election, taking pay for play and just... sat on it.

the curse of being a leftist: we were right first and the centrist pundits will never forgive us for it.

Social safety nets are only for dipshits and psychopaths now

Wtf they cast a spider-man without spidey sense?

"from 3 guys who looked at the indiana jones posters for 5 minutes comes"

They should've never included that little green shit in the movie title. Gives away all plausible deniability that these action figure movies are for 8 year olds.