"We built the first robot that shit it's pants"

Got kicked out of the local games shop for starting an argument over whether or not Bruce Banner is uncircumcised and the Hulk isn't :/

Just standing around wondering "huh? How did this happen?? Hmmmm??"

No no its fine its normal this is what having the "grown ups in charge" gets you who dont promise ponies but believe that magical republican unicorns have more morals or values or human decency than their own base does

This is like a doctor who writer freaking out because the doctor died

Is that good

Took some time off from internet and thank Fuck we dodged this

writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

It’s not just Schumer. The Dems job is to cave, come up one vote short, get blocked by the parlementarian, mired in committee, etc It’s why large Corps, billionaires & foreign countries fund thrm. If they didn’t cave, lose, come up short the Corps/billionaires wouldn’t give them a dime.

What a fucking blessing it is to put down phone

Nasty Pissant Republicans

I didnt even know ign had that rating

FOURTH GUY WALKING AROUND PARIS WITH A BIG LOUVRE JEWELS SHAPED BUMP IN HIS BELLY AND READING THE NEWSPAPER: *BURRRRP* oh no! Sucks for those guys!

This is what I would imagine shrimps would look like with arms and legs

Recession indicator

Tried out steak seasoning on fried eggs and dont know why I'm surprised it came out salty and oniony

Post a meme made by you

Wage theft with extra steps

"Or treat it could be a treat nobody knows nobody knows anything about anything it could be the trickiest treat ever from the perspective of treats folks"

Simpsons Fortnite has made the Bonestorm commercial real

Day 2 of being tired of Mariah Carey memes already

Millenials be like "heyyy I'm bobbin for assholes ova hea!"

*taking the dick out of my mouth* Yeah- hold on- hold on- I ate some milk duds and some got really stuck onto my molars and it's really bothering me that I can't get it unstuck.

I sure am glad this is from a washed up nobody and hes not an elected offfic-HUUUUUHHHHHHH????????

NYT editors when they take 5 seconds off from blaming Muslims and brown people for everything

Bed like a haunted house the way its visited by ghosts

She hallow my ween til I

Normie chat is talking about Harry Potter as if none of them have the fucking internet i hate these baby brained assholes

If you're over 5 years old you can pronounce this name just fine dipshit

Oh my costume is a guy that sometimes posts a funny on the internet

CHOTINER: A4 ME: what? What would make you think that? CHOTINER: A4. Its after A3. ME: no that can't be right, I think you're mistaken CHOTINER: then enlighten me, what is it? ME: 🙄 *sigh* you sunk my battleship

Justin Bieber if he was normal

That's nice who gives a shit

Gta fanbase however can be

Tbf this is also what regular FRIENDS looked like to me i dont understand why it blew up (outside of right place and right time)

What if the joker was real and he announced that halo was now on Playstation? Wouldn't that be fucked up? Wouldn't that be scary?

the worst chickenshit in American history www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Some sprite before bed so I have a clear head 💤 😴

OH SO WE DO HAVE CHECKS AND BALANCES?

Hey whatever good luck to these guys I dont doubt MvS got sabotaged heavily by warner suits

Oh fuck not again