Obsessed. Also, keen listeners will note that the song is a remix of The Hanging Tree from the Hunger Games. *chef's kiss*

Yes, what serious people around the world thought was "boy, I'm so glad the couch-fucker is getting involved."

Why does 4am exist 😭😭😭

Today was a very long, but very good day. Honored to help @flyingwithsara.bsky.social bring her vision into the world. Please follow @unionnow.org and if you can chip in a few bucks to help us organize the shit out of this country.

Literally on my website and designed myself, @jamellebouie.net

Feels like the kind of message that might resonate in more than one place 🤷‍♂️

Trump seems to be going with the strategy of “Iran’s not closing the Strait of Hormuz. I’M closing the Strait of Hormuz!” It remains painfully obvious how utterly desperate and lost Trump is as he flails wildly about, unable to control the absolute catastrophe he created for no reason whatsoever.

I'm not gonna lie you guys, it gets late way too early on the East Coast. This is some bullshit.

No one in this picture is wearing a tan suit or eating Dijon mustard, so I don't see why it would be a scandal.

This has to be the most USC thing I've ever seen lol

No Onstage Ranch You Don't Visit Enough

Hello Bluesky. Does anyone like... Unions? #UnionNow act.berniesanders.com/signup/rsvp-...

The weirdest thing about being on the East Coast is that I don't wake up to 25 messages from people who are 3 hours ahead of me 🤣

Was just telling @evansutton.bsky.social about harbor seal baby activation mode, everyone should please unmute to enjoy .

I just realized literally everything I'm wearing - socks, shoes, boxers, pants, shirt, hoodie, hat, even my backpack - is some shade of gray 🤷‍♂️

Young people may not know this but there was a time when you could visit a webpage that didn’t constantly reload and look at its content without having to close a buncha windows and tell it that you don’t want to view it in or download an app.

BREAKING: JURY FINDS PROFESSOR CARAVELLO NOT GUILTY! While some justice was restored by the jury’s decision, the beatings, the surveillance, and the trauma that John and others across the state and nation have had to endure cannot be ignored. #ICEOUT

Just a reminder, you do not have to "hand it to" Nazis

The most surprising thing here is that Trump almost never uses "low IQ" for anyone who isn't Black. And 3 out of 4 targets here are whiter than a saltine.

This is like the 12th top-level xAI person to leave the company in the last couple months. I'm just a cave man, but it sure seems like something extremely sketchy is afoot.

It's gettin' real in the Whole Foods parking lot

Whatever it is they're gonna preemptively Streisand-Effect the shit out of it. Fun. 🍿

Oh noes! Poor widdle JD. Hope he can find the warm embrace of a friendly sofa to comfort him.

"To put it bluntly, an X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." The real world outside DC's elite bubble know the deal: Elon's fascist funhouse is basically an ugly, diminished, toxic shell of Twitter's former self. www.eff.org/deeplinks/20...

It's spring haircut time and I have no idea what I want to do with this mop on my head. Who's got ideas for me? Short to medium, can't require lots of product cuz I'm too fucking lazy for that.

Who's profiting from ridiculous and unnecessary wars? Big Oil CEOs, to name one obvious group. @emorwee.bsky.social heated.world/p/chevrons-c...

"Truces are usually underpinned by documents laying out the terms" like, what'd yall mothafuckas do, pinky promise? 1 2 3 4 i declare NO thumb war?

He's such a fucking weirdo creep and, besides not wanting her to jump skydive, if he had his way, Usha wouldn't have birthright citizenship either....

Guess I won't be watching Soderbergh movies anymore. Shame. He's made some damn good stuff.

I'm not Nostradamus or anything, just a guy who knows how to spot extremely obvious patterns and extrapolate likely outcomes in similar future situations. cointelegraph.com/news/3-polym...

When Joe Biden was president, I went days at a time without really thinking about what he was up to, and I am paid to think about what politicians are up to. Anyway, just remembering that.

"This is just how Altman operates. He floods the zone with preposterous projections, sometimes as a sales pitch, other times as a distraction to buy himself more time." Guess the former Elon Musk protege learned at the feet of the master. www.hardresetmedia.com/p/sam-altman...

Old enough to remember when the podcast bros assured us that Kamala was the one who would start WW3 and Trump would bring the wars to an end. Glad that worked out so well. Definitely not having a hard time finishing my work because I'm worried about what this maniac will do. Ah well, nevertheless...

Reminder: The mere threat of a genocide was immoral, impeachable, unconscionable, abhorrent. Trump is still an absolute madman and danger to all of us, and must be removed from office.

This is real

See, it's really not that hard to say. Thank you, senator

Serious question: can anyone check whether any suspicious bets pertaining to Iran strikes or ceasefire have been placed on Polymarket/Kalshi? Is this something anyone is monitoring actively? Feels like the best way to get clarity on what's about to go down...

I really need to see more of our elected officials saying the same. If you can't call our immoral behavior from our leaders, what are you even doing here?

Prosecuting and purging the Republican Party was Biden’s one job. When he failed to do his duty it was just a waiting game to this moment.

Democrats needs to be heading to DC tonight and gather in Congress to move for impeachment even if Congress led by Republican bootlickers is “on recess.” Schumer/Jeffries should be issuing calls for Dems to get back in DC now while have their leadership staffers prep impeachment resolutions now.

You know what? Go for it buddy. Give it a try. See what happens. I'm sure it'll all work out just the way you think and you'll just stand there with your hand on that stove cuz it feels so nice to touch it.

however stupid you think markwayne mullin is he is stupider than that

@heinrich.senate.gov this your friend???

This is like if Veep and Curb Your Enthusiasm got stuck together in the machine from The Fly, and then the creature that came out of the machine was the President of the United States. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

I know it makes people squirmy when I say it, but this is why it really matters that Trump is a sexual predator. "She wants me to rape her" is rapist logic. Of course he applies it to people he also wants to murder.

I truly love this man. All my adult life, I have wondered why we do not consistently lift up and appreciate the people who make our lives livable, do problem solving, help access services. The right has consistently demonized them and the Democrats have never truly had their backs.

Hey look, we're being greeted as liberators 🙄

DOGE If you live in CA-30 and you are an institution or individual who has been hurt by the unconstitutional #DOGE cuts, please DM me or email me [email protected] #TeslaTakedown @evansutton.bsky.social

Project Hail Mary. Holy shit. The movies are back baby.