would absolutely destroy this

Throwing on the guardians of the galaxy Christmas special while prepping a big batch of jerky for tomorrow, love a good sci fi IP holiday special

I went to a Bama football game at Hawaii in the early aughts. Gameday experience was so much fun and their fans were delightful.

lmaooo it turns out my godson dropped out of Bama last semester to enroll in Church of the Highlands College. He only had 2 semesters left on his finance degree

light the lamp not the rat

Dying at this video from a high school wrestling tournament in Ohio last weekend. He got dq’ed because you absolutely cannot do this

man wtf is this framing

I really hope it happens on camera. For all of us.

Finished One Battle After Another. Loved it, despite having a messy third act. Easily my favorite PTA film since TWBB. Add Boogie Nights and you’ve got my top three of his. (Honorable mention goes to The Master)

dudes rock

Isaac Rochell completely exonerating unacceptable fan behavior here. Bro you have a right to not be harassed at work.

all i want for christmas is the ability to disable gif replies from accounts i don't follow. and at least eighty thousand dollars

the internet was a mistake

A friend got cheated on by her boyfriend and when she broke up with him she told him he had “delusions of adequacy” and to this day that’s the most savage burn I’ve ever heard

QAnon wasn’t real but in a strange twist of fate, those nutbars were right

I was an SAE. My professional opinion is this man is zooted out of his fuckin mind.

Text from my mother watching MNF: “do you know who George Kittle is?” “Yes why?” “He looks like he smells.”

Monday Night Football just did a segment on this woman and that little boy and it was outstanding.

A bunch of millennials getting on a niche website and sharing a cam recording of a bootleg film. I’ve seen this before and it ends with “market solutions” like Rhapsody and outlandish lawsuits using made-up math.

RIP Alan Rickman, we can all hear this in his voice

Middle school boys share ai nudes of classmates. One of the girls beats the shit out of one of the boys. The school expells her, doesn’t punish the boys. Sheriff charges two of the boys, school stands by its policies. What are we even doing here y’all? abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

He’ll get it dropped to 1 game on appeal and I think that’s fair if and only if that fan is banned from attending games.

From the people who have been fearmongering for over a decade about the dangers of “men in women’s restrooms”

a modern classic

Grey’s Corollary to Hanlon’s razor: “any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice”

One of my grandmother’s old weird Santa figures. I keep it around because it’s wooden and you never know when you’ll need St. Nick’s assistance in killing a vampire.

“Some folks call it a sling blade I call it a Kaiser blade mmhmm” Rosie’s currently at the Tuscaloosa animal shelter where I got Lucy

A reminder about Collinsworth:

Cris Collinsworth: "This has just been an issue for Derrick Henry." Derrick Henry, who hadn't fumbled in over 200 carries since Week 3:

wtf was Andrews thinking

Don’t do us like that Idris

Collinsworth acting like Henry is some fumbling machine, he has 4 on the season and the last one before tonight was in September.

Alright: 12 large body wash, 4 packs crew tees, 10 packs socks, 10 shower towels, 96 wash cloths (lol requested), 4 large lotion, 8 large shampoo, 3 dreadlock shampoo/oil, 15 deodorant packs, 5 packs of boxers, 10 large toothpaste, 20 joggers, 14 jeans, 7 quarter x zips, 20 fleece jackets

wtf just happened

Looking like that time Lucy got bit in the mouth by a copperhead

Yeah he’s a racist, sexist, transphobic asshole, but he’s also a grown ass man with an unframed Lions poster taped up on his wall like he’s 12

Oh shit that’s an insane touchdown

Me showing up to the Sun Bowl for Gary Danielson’s final game to thank him for his long career as a broadcaster

Y’all we filled up their conference room. LaKendra and the head child advocate got teary-eyed and the latter said “I’ve been here since 2009 and this is by far the best Christmas these boys have had in my time here. Thank you and your friends so much, truly.”

JJ Watt out here looking like an extra from Boiler Room

hell yeah

The irony of this is that most of the right wing ragebait grifters are theater kids who failed to make it in Hollywood.

my word

Williams threw that like 60 air yards without even setting his feet, good lord

Filled up 3 of the oversized carts at Costco

So we’ve all got one of our quad box feeds on the D2 championship and rooting passionately for Ferris State to mercilessly beat the absolute dogshit out of Harding, right?

lmaooo

Every University of Texas fan this weekend