Absolutely wild to me that Darnold is the first USC qb to start a Super Bowl and of all places Bama has 3 quarterbacks with 4 wins

ok that ai.com ad may have broken me

mom sent this in the family chat

That was a Matt Schaub level pick

I feel like the consumer response to the Super Bowl ads this decade is neo-Luddism bordering on Butlerian Jihad

Y’know what Ring’s search party is gonna be used for? Hint: it won’t be searching for lost dogs when a law enforcement agency requests access and Ring grants it.

There are two “Bad Chrises” now

The one thing Super Bowl ads convince me of every year is that it’s a fucking travesty the Dems haven’t ever made a concerted effort to pass a national data privacy bill like GDPR

Budweiser about to get sued for stealing the plot of The Wild Robot. (That’s 6 clients now)

That is some seriously deceptive surveillance state marketing, Ring. What the fuck.

these brands spend so much fuckin money to develop marketing routes for Gen Alpha and when I see their reports and results it’s like accidentally walking into a 400 level Russian literature class

This some Olan Mills shit lol

Lmao at the vrbo 30A commercial. I foolishly blurted out “I hooked up with a total hottie in undergrad on that spot on the beach they just showed”

I am looking forward to finding out which agency the government got to the make the Trump accounts and Tyson RFK ads because there will be professional consequences for that shit.

I’m completely apathetic about this performance but I am smiling at how mad I know it’s making racist conservatives, particularly Stephen Miller

Mike Vrabel is slowly morphing into Bret Bielema

Gonzalez is balling out tonight

sorry y’all, feel free to mute me, you’ve got an intersection of my interests (football) and my profession (adjacent to brand marketing and advertising) coinciding tonight. 5 of my company’s clients have runs ads so far tonight.

jesus where did your ad spend on that one go coinbase? That was garbage

That universal ad was probably the best of the night so far. Really well done.

These intuit commercials are fuckin terrible. Cannot wait to find out which agency did these.

Cris is beside himself that the Pats are playing scurred. On the bright side, at least we don’t have to hear him cover another Super Bowl for a few years.

“The mortgage ad didn’t go far enough” guys do y’all have the vaguest idea how marketing departments at major brands operate

Excellent ads from Redfin, Dove (they’re been killing it with their insights dept for years now) and Levi’s

Kenneth Walker the uncle who brings the best sides to the cookout and will hook you up with a great price on the luxury leather package if you seek him out at the Hyundai dealership

Me after my 50th Claude ad

Would love to 5 years from now compare these ai ads to the crypto ads from 4 years ago and see which one had more companies that no longer exist. (OpenAI will be FTX in this instance)

welcome to super bowl 60, celebrating 250 years of american prosperity. everything is gambling now except for your job, which is AI. don’t forget to sign your baby up for trump bucks.

The Trump account commercial followed directly by a draft king ad is a perfect encapsulation of our current era of griftonomics

Woke NFL announcer: “250 years ago America was created. This had made many people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Hell yes we stan the shit out of Brandi Carlile

How dare nbc not include super karate monkey death car in that montage of all the most important scenes from their shows over the years

Green Day’s Holiday may be the best rock song of the early aughts. Just an incredible hook.

Hadn’t checked my block lists in a while and oh yeah that’s the good stuff

This is the same guy earlier this week. He’s not making a statement, he’s just a weirdo

This is incredibly accurate.

lol

I see this take a lot and it’s just absolutely not true. Dems lost the South because of fuckin racism.

Madison Chock, respectfully, my word

but he’s not an immigrant, he’s a fucking US citizen

Check the words. Check the time stamps. Fucking clown shit.

kinda weird that the American skiers and snowboarders are wearing Kappa, an Italian company known mostly for their soccer apparel

lmao vinyl siding

Auburn lost

This guy is a clout farmer who posts bullshit all the time and refuses to delete when corrected. He’s absolutely block-worthy.

“Boston Dynamics’ Atlas robot can now land a round off back tuck.” That’s cool, I tripped over my own foot earlier

Lmao the Auburn student section keeps yelling “g-league dropout” at Charles Bediako

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what