ooh really like this full zip Johnnie-o waterproof hoodie that the Bama Golf shop has right now

This was actually a decent decision. It wasn’t aimed at folks like us who hate his ass anyway, this was so the average “can’t name the three branches of government” citizen will hear “Dems tried to get the govt reopened and healthcare costs from rising, reps said no.”

fired a bully, hired a bigot

I may actually have the leave this goddamn state when this man becomes governor

The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book

Woman liked me on hinge, she has the Karen haircut, 3 chihuahuas, and this was the first thing in her profile. Alllll the red flags.

And there it is. Man my school’s admin is committed to continuing its string of embarrassing ass decisions. They’re gonna do this bullshit instead of A-Day.

Defector does an incredible job at this, but we need more outlets like them and that comes from more cash investments. The market is definitely ripe for it. I would also add: more sports outlets that don’t integrate gambling. Everyone I talk to wants to see better sports coverage wo fuckin Fanduel.

lmao dude in your final season at Auburn your two starting quarterbacks combined for 7 touchdowns and 13 interceptions in 12 games

at least the bed wasn’t on the ground?

lol goddamn

Ellison better hope he can acquire WB, because blacklisting half of Hollywood’s best talent with only Paramount’s shitty IP library is a guaranteed recipe for disaster.

Five years ago today the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in national politics happened

I have a neighbor with her Halloween decorations still up out front and the neighbor next to her with their xmas decorations up out front. Almost makes me want to go get one of those inflatable turkeys.

redneck engineering stays undefeated

Thanks to Congress slashing funding for PBS, Alabama Public Television, the nation’s oldest public educational network, may sever ties with PBS, which would effectively kill the network. www.al.com/news/birming...

oh I’ll definitely be preordering this one

This dashcam video of the accident in Louisville yesterday is absolutely bonkers

lol what Katyal always sides with the money. He argued in scotus on behalf of Nestle using fuckin slave labor

they’re calling it the greatest crash out of all time

impromptu TikTok thread go

Oh no I found auburntok

I'd suggest that if they were better Christians this wouldn't have happened but the Biblical Studs didn't fare any better.

buddy looks like a damn cheetah

Talking to yourself from 2013: The republicans shut down the govt again Again? Another Black president? No their president is a known deviant whose best friend was the most prolific and infamous child trafficker of modern times and they don’t want to release the files implicating him …dude wtf

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

why the fuck is Bruce Pearl on tnt’s cbb desk?

My 15 year old niece received this email today on her fucking Vestavia City Schools email address that’s got such a “strong filter” that no one in our family can even send her an email her on it. Somebody done fucked up in their IT dept and I cannot watch to watch the heads roll here.

No they actively punish you for it. See: Biden and student debt relief

honestly good for her

Lol Emeril’s got two Michelin stars and N7 didn’t even get one who tf did they send to Nola

“I’m on the worst block lists out there” lol

whenever you feel the inclination to check clearsky to see who’s blocked you

College hoops season is finally here

It is very funny to watch people develop poster’s madness from checking clearsky. There’s a certain subset of millennial gifted kid who never grew out of debate club and thinks social media exists for things other than sharing stupid memes and riffing with your buds.

fascinated by this discussion

going into Monday like

Someone made herself comfortable on my spot while I was in my office merging some account databases for a euro client

holy shit

@bubbaprog.xyz tell me you got that completely insane intro to 60 minutes just now as it transitioned away from the nfl broadcast

He’s doing too much trt and tren and his plugs are receding again as his head grows. Gonna have to go back to Turkey for another transplant.

I’d love to read a deep dive into what’s changed in the last few years where now making a 55 yarder is just expected because I honestly don’t know how we’ve seen such a dramatic shift in the median ability of nfl kickers. New kicking style? Workout regimen? Why did we get an explosion of talent?

Oh timehop

This is fun: Starting in 2007, Alabama has paid Nick Saban and Kalen DeBoer a grand total of $133m, 112.75m and 20.25m respectively. In that same timeframe, Auburn is on the hook for $158m for head coaching salaries and buyouts from my calculations based on public data.

Come on, Blazers, you can do this

lmaooo come the fuck on. Recent History/Tradition: recruits were 3 years old last time Auburn won a natty, B- University Stability: if you know anything about the inner workings of Auburn you know this is a D- at the absolute best Coach Pool: it’s mayyybe the fourth best opening right now, C+

colts should just go ahead and give this woman a job in the front office in fan experience or marketing

Auburn’s collecting buyout payments like most people collect streaming service subscriptions

Why would you want to coach at Auburn at this point? They have successfully stripped all appeal from that job. Shit, Ole Miss is a better landing spot at this point.