I can’t overemphasize to all the young fellas out there that you absolutely do not under any circumstances want to date a horse girl. If the profile pics have a horse, swipe left.

Ooh we have family drama. Godson’s mother is upset we didn’t respond to her text about the engagement (my mom replied with a pink heart emoji). I haven’t spoken to this woman since she posted “we lost a leader and a man of God today” when Charlie Kirk got merc’d.

I am so happy my Nepalese friend is finding success. She absolutely deserves it. An awesome lady.

Walking Lucy around the park and there are ballfields here and the walk up music for this kid was what does the fox say and then he knocked a two run double to left field. Righteous.

At some point everyone (hey mainstream media) needs to recognize that a bunch of weirdo tradcaths have hijacked the wizardry mechanism that controls how 350 million people live.

I’m too fuckin old for this shit

Here’s a thread on why you should hang out with Nazis from a guy who thinks posting is praxis and that twitter has an outsized and tangible effect on the average voter, who is busy getting their brain cooked by food porn on Facebook

not really the point, but who tf wants to snorkel above a mass gravesite

lol saw a woman on hinge I graduated high school with listing herself as 31 years old. Our 20 year reunion was 2 years ago.

lmao

Simply incredible the lengths these pick-me bozos go to to defend hanging out with literal Nazis. Christ they’re such fuckin losers.

The board consists of three semi-literate car dealers who were the state’s top GOP donors. Their top priority is fighting wokeness in the Potato School by putting up a statue of the confederate general who owned the largest potato farm in the state in 1859.

US universities genuinely are like “welcome to Tennessee Agricultural College in Bumfuck Nowheresville. We invented the modern potato and our facilities include a particle accelerator, nuclear reactor, and TOP500 supercomputer. Tuition is $12,000 for instate students and we have 40,000 of them”

@warondumb.bsky.social coming in hard with all the smoke and receipts. Get his ass, Kyle.

“debt will set you free”

well this is pretty grotesque

If dems wanna win they need to stop harping on affordability and start talking like this

Hey man I can paint in broad strokes and stereotype people as well.

This is my South. And this is who you’re trying to abandon when you pretend what happens to the South doesn’t matter.

the millennial council deliberated behind closed doors and decided this was the most representative album of their generation, they will not be taking questions at this time. youtu.be/uWzkK7tUjaU

For my Georgia friends, my sister stopped by one of your state landmarks today in Hamilton

Always fun to check in on the block lists you’ve been added to the last few months. I must object to the lutraphobe list because otters are fuckin awesome. During Mardi Gras freshman year I spent 2 hours watching the otters at the Nola aquarium because the shrooms were hitting a little hard.

GOD. DAMN. This Louisiana man fucking COOKED like I’ve seen very few people cook before.

It’s important to remember that Marshall is in a very competitive senate primary race right now to replace Coach Dumbshit and he’s absolutely going to use the powers of his office for performative nonsense to prove he has the most maga bonafides of the pack.

That’s up there with this all-timer

I don’t know if I’d even take 3/4 of a mil for this job, these folks done lost their minds. What these people need is a full staff.

Obviously this sucks but Myrtle Beach choosing the congressperson for Charleston is pretty funny ngl

Everything MPU posts about data centers is complete garbage. They have zero respect for their audience. Literally no one here is losing power. This post is a complete lie. 🧵

Been on a Gosling kick lately. Dude just makes enjoyable movies.

This man is a maniac

I am losing my mind

Loving the rewatch

Well never mind then, I know what I’m doing tonight

I’m not even a Braves fan but I grew up watching them on TBS all spring and summer and the last 3 times I’ve tried to watch them on TBS this year they’ve been blacked out. Enshittification hits us all. What’s funny is they’re playing the Cubs who used to always be on WGN.

Had to block someone yesterday for doing this to an innocuous post between friends about how white elder millennials had burned cds of Ben Harper and Dispatch. Sometimes posts don’t need deeper analysis, let folks goof off and reminisce.

when the khakis are the darkest thing in the room you know you’re gonna get some profoundly stupid takes

This feels like it’s relevant to pretty much our entire little corner of Bluesky

ok but color me skeptical that the dem consultant blob is competent enough to run this clip over and over across tv and socials for the next 6 months

Posted this one late last night, gotta re-up for the daytime crowd to see how weird and creepy this dude is

his culture is not your costume

already beyond tired of Pavia, what an absolute creep

Trump says Fernando Mendoza is a big supporter of his. On the one hand, you can’t believe a word the guy says. On the other, it would not surprise me at all that the son of Catholic Cuban immigrants who grew up in South Florida and originally committed to Yale was a Republican.

Nebraska and Bama with some extreme swings here

lol how do y’all never learn anything when dem leadership continually tells you they want to work with republicans

The blood on the Edmund Pettus Bridge is hosed off into an Alabama River run red with racist history. A sad day in Alabama.

Seeing Clay Travis atop this list with a 62% traffic decrease YoY brings a smile to my face

Sounds like there’s a good chance Henry Ruggs gets paroled in August. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...