QAnon wasn’t real but in a strange twist of fate, those nutbars were right

I was an SAE. My professional opinion is this man is zooted out of his fuckin mind.

Text from my mother watching MNF: “do you know who George Kittle is?” “Yes why?” “He looks like he smells.”

Monday Night Football just did a segment on this woman and that little boy and it was outstanding.

A bunch of millennials getting on a niche website and sharing a cam recording of a bootleg film. I’ve seen this before and it ends with “market solutions” like Rhapsody and outlandish lawsuits using made-up math.

RIP Alan Rickman, we can all hear this in his voice

Middle school boys share ai nudes of classmates. One of the girls beats the shit out of one of the boys. The school expells her, doesn’t punish the boys. Sheriff charges two of the boys, school stands by its policies. What are we even doing here y’all? abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory...

He’ll get it dropped to 1 game on appeal and I think that’s fair if and only if that fan is banned from attending games.

From the people who have been fearmongering for over a decade about the dangers of “men in women’s restrooms”

a modern classic

Grey’s Corollary to Hanlon’s razor: “any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice”

One of my grandmother’s old weird Santa figures. I keep it around because it’s wooden and you never know when you’ll need St. Nick’s assistance in killing a vampire.

“Some folks call it a sling blade I call it a Kaiser blade mmhmm” Rosie’s currently at the Tuscaloosa animal shelter where I got Lucy

A reminder about Collinsworth:

Cris Collinsworth: "This has just been an issue for Derrick Henry." Derrick Henry, who hadn't fumbled in over 200 carries since Week 3:

wtf was Andrews thinking

Don’t do us like that Idris

Collinsworth acting like Henry is some fumbling machine, he has 4 on the season and the last one before tonight was in September.

Alright: 12 large body wash, 4 packs crew tees, 10 packs socks, 10 shower towels, 96 wash cloths (lol requested), 4 large lotion, 8 large shampoo, 3 dreadlock shampoo/oil, 15 deodorant packs, 5 packs of boxers, 10 large toothpaste, 20 joggers, 14 jeans, 7 quarter x zips, 20 fleece jackets

wtf just happened

Looking like that time Lucy got bit in the mouth by a copperhead

Yeah he’s a racist, sexist, transphobic asshole, but he’s also a grown ass man with an unframed Lions poster taped up on his wall like he’s 12

Oh shit that’s an insane touchdown

Me showing up to the Sun Bowl for Gary Danielson’s final game to thank him for his long career as a broadcaster

Y’all we filled up their conference room. LaKendra and the head child advocate got teary-eyed and the latter said “I’ve been here since 2009 and this is by far the best Christmas these boys have had in my time here. Thank you and your friends so much, truly.”

JJ Watt out here looking like an extra from Boiler Room

hell yeah

The irony of this is that most of the right wing ragebait grifters are theater kids who failed to make it in Hollywood.

my word

Williams threw that like 60 air yards without even setting his feet, good lord

Filled up 3 of the oversized carts at Costco

So we’ve all got one of our quad box feeds on the D2 championship and rooting passionately for Ferris State to mercilessly beat the absolute dogshit out of Harding, right?

lmaooo

Every University of Texas fan this weekend

oh no disaster what a bad idea

Did they just say she drove from Miami to Berkeley last year to watch her kid play because she has a fear of flying? Lady that’s why they make Vicodin.

I don’t wanna upset anyone here, but has SVP and his show/persona gotten sleazier over the years? Feel like the guy never grew in his broadcasting talent and now just hawks gambling and lowest common denominator stuff?

Anyways, Roll Tide

One time in a high school wrestling match a guy caught me off guard in a stupid position and he had be beat dead to rights and he pinned himself instead of me on accident. Afterwards my coach just shook his head and said “you’re luckier than a dog with two dicks.” That’s this year’s Alabama team.

Oh so they’re in on it together, this is gonna be a great 30 for 30

That initial body control to catch around the helmet and lift it clear over, good god.

We’re gonna find out Oklahoma punter is in deep with Fanduel

The more I see 50 Cent lately the more I understand why someone shot him 9 times

check musta cleared

every time Ryan Williams drops a pass