MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes

"gee dubs what's it like to be right all the time" it stinks!! it doesn't make me happy at all

people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat

Just saw a dude yell at a Mustang revving its engine "you're killing trees, you animal!" and then clamber into a Ram quad cab larger than my apartment

The Topeka Daily Herald June 29,1907

There's a stuntman/choreographer named Vlad Rimberg who's very good at Sammo Hung-style "stocky guy who is way faster than he looks" fighting and he's at the top of my wish cast list for a live-action Everett True series youtu.be/hrlPoVLQn8I?...

don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time

Fundraiser to pay for an emergency kidney procedure, anything helps we have less than $16k left to raise in under a month to avoid medical debt truly anything helps gofund.me/16ef32cb1

Seeing this all in one place and noticing that while Amuro regularly gets hit in the face hard enough to knock him across the room (even under Earth gravity) it generally only seems to piss him off

The Megadrive XE-1AP (1989) developed by Dempa Micomsoft was the first controller with analog thumb-sticks, and intended for flight games like After Burner II. It was the basis for Saturn’s 3D Control Pad (1996), which lead to the Dreamcast controller (1998), in turn inspiring Xbox’s “Duke” (2001).

Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon

Being online for decades really prepares you for Part II. Sure it's bad, but is it Tubgirl bad? Is it GOATSE bad? Is it Lemon Party bad?

My spouse made a great point last night, which is that Mamdani should just schedule a weekly call with Trump where they bullshit about miscellaneous things that amuse the President until at the end, Mamdani pulls a Columbo and goes "Oh, ah, one more thing — about that Medicare expansion..."

It's wild how "our intellectual elite are a bit morally smug" warrants the same article being pushed out saying as much for a decade, but a global paedophile ring in which many of our richest and most powerful and leading minds all took part is, you know, uncouth to talk about.

marjorie taylor greene couldnt handle a single week experiencing 1% of the harassment that someone like ilhan omar probably experiences every day, in significant part because of her. she is weak and a coward and will rot in hell imo

my daughter keeps calling it rizzmas

SIR. SIR YOU HAVE KEBAB.

An under-reported aspect of the golden age of postwar airline travel was that the big piston engine planes caught fire a LOT. People talk about the Stratocruiser having a full bar, that's to keep it chill when one of those monster 28-cylinder radials barfs up a bunch of oil on a hot surface

have you ever posted so bad that the Supreme Court of Canada told you to go to therapy and then the province of Alberta made a whole law about how you have to be allowed to post that bad? ca.news.yahoo.com/jordan-peter...

i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”

The most evil people alive today want to censor you into describing their crimes as "grape" and "pdf file" and "essay" for the same reason that they directed their media running-dogs into turning "Russian Mail-Order Brides" into a TV gag in the 2000s: to obscure the Human Sex Trafficking of it all.

Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/

I'm pretty sure they set that "no AI generated content" rule so they can have a clean dataset to properly train an AI.

Trump’s first nominee for Attorney General of the United States

By the by, I think this is the original source? www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFC5...

@popcornbitch.bsky.social found the original creator and a second video has hit the skyline: youtu.be/vXQ4_2P0l6I?...

Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.

All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism

Here ya go. I have a Firefox extension that sometimes works. Thanks for sharing.

SHE DROPPED THAT ASS ON ME AT AN EGREGARIOUS ANGLE

As someone who loves Char's Counterattack more every time I watch it, this is at least in the top five funniest Gundam memes and may even be on the ppdium

Democratic congressional candidate Stefany Shaheen trashed the shutdown-ending deal crafted by her own mother, Sen. Jeanne Shaheen (D-NH), calling healthcare the “cause of my life” in a statement issued Monday.” Even her daughter knows her mother is a sellout.

"GUNNER! SABOT! CAT!"

Why is the "we must be united!" hectoring directed at people who are mad at the Cavers and not to the Cavers? Everyone who's mad was united, then the Cave Caucus walked across the aisle and betrayed what the public had been told was the Dem position.

Do you know how hard it is to politically radicalize someone who joined a website to reply with the cry laughing emoji to the Trix cereal rabbit?

Lyonel Feininger ‘Der Kopflose Radler’ (The Headless Rider), “Das Narrenrad”, 1898 archive.org/details/dasn...

this is excellent three-dimensional chess. every good politician knows that the average person loves it when you openly care more about senate procedure than their lives.

This is fucking brilliant, and you should read it: lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...

Raising a glass for Rosalind Franklin tonight. James Watson absolutely did her dirty. But beware...

These are crimes against humanity. None of us is capable of truly internalizing suffering at this scale. Elon Musk and many other members of the Trump Administration should be put on trial at The Hague.