At least I get to repost the greatest headline the Independent has ever run.

God took a 20% cut of his lifespan

i dream of a day, and i think it's not a crazy dream, where the united states discovers anew the concept of, "regulation"

Want to know why AIPAC is increasingly scrutinized by even the most moderate and pro-Israel of Democrats? Look no further than TX-23, where a Nazi is the the Republican nominee but pro-Israel groups won't spend against him.

Health insurance from a spouse/partner's job is a constant refrain here. Medicaid for All is a comics issue.

At some point I chose to think of my mental state/happiness/well-being as like an airplane & I think that was a good decision because I have seen many videos of airplanes diving/spinning/spiraling to the ground but I know there are ways to fly out of it. Bank into the stall. Get wind over the wings.

The MST3K Joel vs Mike debate should've been definitively settled after the two Netflix seasons had a great cast and some fantastically terrible movies didn't turn up an episode as funny as Quest of the Delta Knights. If you can't make Cry Wilderness as funny as funny as Boggy Creek II you suck.

The weirdest truth on this website is that people who post leaning on their credentials and institutional status are usually the dumbest, least curious people alive. While someone with the username like “Adlai Stevenson’s twerking butthole” is a modern Thomas Paine

Bruce Wayne rubbing his temples as he tries to figure out an excuse to turn down the Gotham Museum of Art's "Cats, Birds, And Things That There Are Two Of" charity fundraiser

Mueller’s FBI persecuted Muslims nationwide. He was responsible for one of the most egregious, systemic violations of civil rights in the history of the FBI, which is saying a whole lot. This was Mueller’s FBI:

We should not forget that Ta-Nehisi Coates gave a far better answer to the "right to exist [as a Jewish state]" question than Tucker Carlson. The issue isn't that Tucker is the only one who will say it, but that the American commentariat ices out left-liberal, and often nonwhite, people who say it.

If you watch a whole bunch of BTAS in a row you get the impression that like 90% of the buildings in Gotham have gigantic skylights. There's a skylight in a tv soundstage in Baby Doll!

More than anything else, liberals believe that individual problems can never be part of a greater whole. Climate change is completely divorced from any sort of American foreign policy that might affect the production of oil and gas and you're a damn huckleberry if you think otherwise

ICE detention deaths are now occurring at a rate of roughly one every four days. Three weeks ago that rate was one every six days. The pace is accelerating, and Congress has not launched a single investigation.

I admit that every day I find myself wishing that America simply blunders into gigantic atrocities like we're fucking Nuclear Lenny instead of being a willful participant in mass murder but this here - this is too much to bear. We're not drunk. We know exactly what we're doing. We are evil.

one of the richest guys in the world just admitted that he avoids introspection, blissfully unaware that that's his subconscious screaming for him to reckon the horrors and consequences of his actions. They're practically begging us to do it and they'd honestly be a lot happier if we did.

I'll beat the bone marrow out of Bill Maher

Bill Gates would not be cheating on his wife with underaged sex trafficking victims if we had done him the favor of taking all his money. It's for their own good.

AI is a threat to your freedom. Cops in Fargo outsourced their investigation to an AI facial recognition program. As a result, Angela Lipps was imprisoned for more than five months without even being interviewed. She lost her home, her job and her dog 🧵 www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...

Instructive here is that Mamdani said Israel has a right to exist, but not as a Jewish state to the political and legal exclusion of its non-Jewish citizenry or subjects, and everyone on the pro-Israel side took this to mean he thinks Israel can't exist.

Thinking of the absolute audacity of the Wall Street Journal today, to cynically condemn the so-called antisemitism of the left in its criticism of Israel. Palestine, Lebanon, Syria, and Iran did not paint the Star of David on the planes that rain death and destruction on them. The fucking gall.

And then what? You'll have demonstrated that you have zero influence over a Senate election. Why would anyone care about what you say when you can't even stop a Nazi from winning a primary and probably a general? You're clearly less bothered by that than the fact that your influence means nothing.

This! More of this! None of these rotten fucks can take a hundredth of what they regularly dish out! Bully the bullies! Repay cruelty with cruelty! Your hatred is valid, natural, and powerful! Embrace it!

looking at the work ahead of us probably the single most impactful fix you could put in place would be to legally turbo-charge and also destigmatize unionization nationally (card count, revitalized NLRB, make "right to work" illegal, etc). number 2 is rabidly aggressive antitrust enforcement

At some point society decided that we needed to treat evil morons as people with legitimate concerns and we've been paying for that ever since. Shame them! Ostracize them! Discriminate against them! They are an enemy of human thought and civilization!

2027: your request to the capitol for a 1500 calorie per day ration is rejected in a letter that opens with "dear fuckwit" and ends with the signature of U.S. Deputy Secretary of Health and Human Services Jared Fogle

Remember, the fact that a significant number of people (including multiple members of Congress and the federal government) think this way is NOT more important than some dipshit rando using the term "Zionist" in a way that could be considered problematic if you squint hard enough. #AllLivesMatter

Very unclear to me how you reach people who don't think there's a systemic devaluation of the lives of Palestinian civilians at this point

Cities Skylines videos seem to be either actual city management on a granular level or playing with toy buildings and I can't figure out which play style is more appealing to me

look i know we all know these guys aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, but going "I know who'll appreciate the image of uniformed men with assault rifles and teargas patrolling their neighborhoods: the Irish" is a whole new level in human stupid

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

jesus christ "He was criminally charged with theft for improperly obtaining gift cards worth $154.62. His bail was set for $150,000. Ge had no previous criminal record."

Genuine question: does anyone seriously deny that this was what was actually asked of Mamdani

It's anti-Semitic to forcibly associate all Jewish people with the crimes and atrocities the nation state of Israel is committing. Democrats like Zohran who have embraced Hasan Piker's "anti-western" policies won the biggest upset in New York mayoral political history

Reminder that part of the reason FDR called the Pearl Harbor attack "a date which will live in infamy" is because the U.S. and Japan were still engaged in peace talks right up until they attacked us. Which was... exactly what the U.S. did to Iran. www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/2/...

Enduring fault line in our country is between people who would read this and go "oh, of course she should get her license back after probation" and those who think "if you pink mist a family with your car, never driving again is the bare minimum" www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/u...

If you think Afroman's politics are too hinky to celebrate him winning I have very bad news about every single winner of a major First Amendment precedent

God bless and keep you, Delmo the Pepsi CEO

An excited Kuwaiti officer busting into the debriefing room: "Guys, I think I just shot down an Su-57!"

A Great Potoo that has a lesion under its wing that they will take care of and release the great creature back into the wild

The Zionists are getting Big Mad over the fact that their one rhetorical trick doesn't work any more

The people who have been silent and inactive on a literal genocide for 3 years now have lots to say

A lot of "the anti-semitism of the left" talk going around lately and the target seems to be more "the left" than the anti-semitism.

Someone told Trump that Sanae Takaichi was a off-putting weirdo and he took that as a challenge

I don't really want to be around anymore. Too much work. Too much pain