brush your teeth RIGHT NOW

deeply annoying to see people call him "moscow mitch" when he's been evil since well before the soviet union, which he hated, fell

idk if its funnier if mcconnell already croaked or if he's reading all of the posts about how excited people are for him to die before he croaks

(Mitch McConnel diary entry after his first day in Hell when all he's gone through so far is the orientation) Dear Diary. Hell isn't to bad actually .

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

i think the biggest lesson to learn from the aftermath of the metoo movement is for women to militarize

*nodding* master shake

i personally wouldn't make a big joke out of adamantly refusing to apologize for going to bat for a bag of red flags that ended up being a rapist

what a fucking asshole

Gonna be honest: not a big fan of the amount of people online who are like “ugh I guess the wokescolds are going to make me have to stop supporting Platner because he’s a rapist, I can’t believe everyone is being held to ridiculous standards now”

i think we all know *what* to say its a matter of "not wanting to go to jail"

spiritually a lot of my posts are like doing a kickflip over a dog turd on the sidewalk

check this shit out nerd

lore drop: my father (who was present my entire life) did not know the birthdays of any of his children

still would like an explanation from him what "smoothgroin" means

Heartbreaking hearing that the woman who Platner raped was hesitant to come forward because she agreed with his politics and didn’t want to damage the movement. If you didn’t already realize, this sort of thing happens a lot you just don’t usually hear about it

uk radicalized into piss nazism

age regressing to 30 minutes ago

Erling Haaland comments on fans comparing him to ‘Dragon Ball Z’ character Majin Buu “I mean I don’t disagree”

I think this is why it’s making me so angry. Feels like there is no political tendency that actually takes us seriously. You can have an extremely poisonous if not outright violent attitude toward half your constituents and nobody considers it a problem

just gonna point out that 1000 rounds of ammunition isn't actually that much

cool of them to honor his right to confront his accuser ig

project snail gary

ringo is kinda like a guy who finished the main story a while ago who's been sidequesting for ages

remember when we invaded a sovereign country and kidnapped their head of state earlier this year

was i right about this

there's only one (1) way out of this

when i was a kid my neighbors had a piano and when i asked what the black keys were for they told me it was for chinese music

I love the world cup

(guy wearing the stupidest fucking hat ive ever seen): we will reinstill a warrior culture

I will make you transgender

theres another way to get rid of him outlined in the constitution that doesn't involve waiting to elect people who will not remove him from office

i think pretending the nazis were a particularly unique evil is a mistake

goto 0xae45ba00

joe biden has died

(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?

i dont really have much faith in the united states as a society considering how much of its people are ostensibly pro rape

how it feels when i call it an app instead of a program

always hearing terrible news about that platner guy. at this point i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he had an actual nazi tattoo on his chest. i bet everyone would immediately cease supporting him to avoid embarrassing themselves, if that happened