Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

don't be a fool, kakarot

there's vomit stderr already, claude's spaghetti he's nervous, but assures it's production ready

they should have made joel haver's character in dispatch be rotoscoped in the whole time

i hope they keep him old

just one more null terminated string

i got a rock

I always hated people using the term PDF File as a euphemism for pedophile but Trump being 100% confirmed as a pedophile because of the sloppy retractions in a PDF file is making me lose my mind

lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time

evangelicals care so much about babies being killed until they're actually babies

if i had a nickel for every hit character driven ttrpg-inspired game with a buff sexy tiefling lady i'd have two nickels

i kinda appreciate that we as a society decided to just let charlie moist follow his dreams for being a bit of a dorky goofball online

How the Grinch stole my kidneys

if they make his kid robert downey jr dr doom slop will be back on the menu

(guy throwing the imperial boomerang) this will never cause us problems later

nixon would be so pissed if he were alive

two internationally famous pedophiles writing wordy letters about their mutual friend, another pedophile: the president of the united states

wow

the president of the united states is a pedophile running concentration camps with the enthusiastic support of evangelical christians

remember when reddit banned a community dedicated to violent hatred of fat people and the site ripped at the seams with misogynistic and racist hatred at the interim ceo as a response?

when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal

roll a deception check with disadvantage

Circling back

Trans instructor: “you didn’t do this assignment” Supervising professor: “she didn’t do the assignment” Student: “I didn’t do the assignment” University: “isn’t there someone you forgot to ask” some days I just want to scream and scream

@ukparliament.parliament.uk i, a transgender woman, am posting this from insidede the womens loo

>guy who's powers are to make things moist >not voiced by charlie moist shit game

dispatch

ok so this is real and it shows he has a child in the past. if his infant is robert downey jr doom that will be absolutely incredible. slop doesnt even begin to describe it.

fool santa with this one neat trick

It's funny that everyone who has *ever* programmed, knows how important attention to detail is. Hours wasted because you made a typo, forgot to add a character, etc. The tiniest thing you literally don't notice is wrong, and your program screams at you and dies. This is a universal experience.

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if i was in a Looper situation id just do increasingly embarrassing things to stunlock my bruce willis as the memories flood into his mind

hidden gem not many know about: beijing

This is a textbook example of how the anti/trans hate machine works. Create pretext to “justify” the hate, then attack using a far-right, media-enabled dogpile. No shit trans women are, generally speaking, broke: we’re being purged from (visible) society as I’m typing these words out.

Garry Newman of Garry's Mod is letting me host a mirror to the original video here: cdn.sbox.game/asset/814e5f...

it will be impossible to teach dns to people under a certain age because they dont know what phonebooks are

you can obliterate a podcaster by pointing out what phrases they use as a crutch

what did she mean by this

If another country invaded El Salvador under the pretense of liberating CECOT victims it would be a better justification than any US military action since World War II

waiting patiently for the UN to intervene against the united states torturing people in violation of international law

sorry for being a gamer

im curious if strip clubs as a business model have been falling apart, i don’t think i know anyone who’s ever set foot in one

yea the fascist government is running concentration camps and censoring reporting on their existence but i need to pick up groceries this week

Just "0 Minutes". It's cleaner.

life hack keep the title of your car in your glove box and you’ll never forget where it is

Again, Will loves to talk like this, but he's aggressive and confrontational and picking fights CONSTANTLY, then acting like he never did and he's the real victim. Just a squishy manbaby crybully.