The animation change half way through is killing me

imagine how annoyed elliot must be knowing that literally all of this could have been avoided if walt just took the fucking job

thinking really hard about what a big data model will conclude about someone's skin color

the NYT being evil makes way more sense when you remember they hired walter white

imagine how much of a flex it is to be able to say you’re the guy who played the steel drums in the breaking bad opening

walter jr is walts son jesse is heisenbergs son flynn is skylers son

Fucking disgusting

underrated funny moment in breaking bad is walt trying to argue he "negotiated" with hank to escape arrest

a couple years ago i contracted with one of subway's ad agencies for a small rotating sandwiches collab that ultimately they decided not to publish and i never did anything with. today feels like a good day to post one of them. here's my favorite subway sandwich, the veggie delight

AU where breaking bad took place in 2001

bro is gonna get free sandwiches for life

if i had a nickel for every time a video game got rightly boycotted for giving money to jk rowling that i was already not going to play due to lack of interest i'd have two nickels

(guy who thinks bidets are gay): wow this guy eats with his HANDS how GROSS!!!

elon musk: *frantically posting nazi propaganda* the tumor growing on his brain stem:

just like me

yea dude i think anyone involved in the DHS needs to be removed from public society

peter thiels religious beliefs and opinions on the antichrist make a lot more sense when you realize that he seems to believe he is, himself, god

how is german even a real language

starting to wonder if the NYT has a conservative agenda

shes just a kid

curious to me that he characterizes the hitler wing of the republican party as "sitting in a basement" and not "the oval office"

dyslexic sam reich:

Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car

peano to zero:

Saw someone say that the enraged radicalized wine moms are going to impose Sangria Law and honestly that’s pretty good

ok obviously evil and this guy shouldn't be given power over absolutely anything at all, but im curious where he draws the line for "drugs"

i would contend that's the result of cause and effect actually

congrats on your transition #transgender

having good politics and being funny makes up for being visually unappealing!!!!!!!!!!!

andrew cuomo ran one of the worst political campaigns in modern history but i think my favorite part was in this ai ad, the pregnant bill cited chatgpt as a source and a chatgpt phone walks onto the screen and goes “that’s right”

so how long until netanyahu tries to waltz into nyc without getting arrested

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

What the… Zohran just posted an AI video of himself squirting shit all over Israel

ok beyond the fact that mamdani is not antisemitic, i strongly suspect this individual would not apply this logic to transphobia

I love that Mamdani is what the right claimed Obama was: A Muslim socialist born in Africa. The right practically manifested Mamdani into existence.

probably worth pointing out she was so racist in college that a prof had to get a restraining order

mayor mamdani gonna go on sesame street and talk about sharing

this government shutdown has been the longest in united states history, and that means that my podcast kill the computer government shutdown half off sale is the longest running patreon half off sale in history this deal is still available here with coupon code DEPRESSION50 at checkout:

old enough to remember one of the classic 9/11 conspiracy theories was that the face of satan was visible in the smoke

turns out milking 9/11 for 25 years to justify insane bigotry doesn’t really work anymore

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

gas prices in the breaking bad universe are crazy

allergic to winning

one last chance to look at me hector

can you imagine how easy it is to work for the NYT these days

Zohran says you’re trans now

*dusts this piece off* www.readtpa.com/p/want-to-kn...

enough time has passed: he's a moron and it's good that rug ruined his life