Graham Platner dropping his run and saying, “We’re not doing it because of the allegations we’re doing it because of the structures being taken away from us by those in power” perhaps could not be more embarrassing

not that there isn't some pleasure to take in farage falling out of favour and taking a kicking, but i always resent what a fix the whole mainstream UK news media is. when you're in they help you hide your scandals, when you're out they suddenly rediscover them. breaking news: some old news we hid

jesus said man shall not live on bread alone which is why he invented peanut butter

Me Too did not go far enough.

time travel used to be possible but everyone kept going back in time instead of to the future so all of the time machines are stuck in the past where you can't get them

they took the dick vein off the snickers bar

platner spotted with a new mustache in a very specific style

i mean i guess a silver lining of all of this is determining who definitely can't be trusted

come on, man

bricks and minifigs lawyer watching

has anyone else pointed out that legal eagle looks like jake gyllenhaal

legal eagle watching yet another episode of the bricks and minifigs saga

people on twitter are dumber

He’s busy

i think people underestimate just how common blackface was until pretty recently. my mom got done up in black face as a small child for halloween in the 60s.

guys, 99% hitler was not a challenge!

>super powered alien human hybrid from the future who goes back in time to save the world from androids

Apparently Ryan Grim thinks "texting about needing a massage" means you can never be raped, interesting

illegal aliens didnt write their name on my money but donald trump did

shoulda been breathemaxxing

hatsune miku (trans...)

(googles lenin) oh i think he'd delete ur ass man

im thinking miku miku oh ee ooh

the choice really is between reddit atheism and fascism

you dont see people shoop da whoop anymore

if i was in a junji ito manga id be fine

wtf why aren't people on woke twitter enjoying my silly riff about how i cant possibly be expected to self reflect on supporting a rapist merc with a nazi tattoo

giving my boss a doctors note saying i need tummy time

Me right before I get scammed in RuneScape:

idk why people kept pretending that every little thing is a distraction from the epstein files. his base of support doesn't care at all.

bold of him to bring up the hague specifically

ai has obviously made this much worse but yeah thats kinda what happens when you make someones entire future rely on the outcome of a few exams. people will cheat.

sometimes the solution to a problem is not to take pictures sometimes it is Big Rock

Oops, the thing that everyone who was paying attention said would happen is happening

No it isn't

a lot of peoples politics - more pronounced on the right but still very present elsewhere, boils down to "dont tell me what to do, mom!"

I don’t think "Dem HR ladies" is labor coded or working class aligned. It comes from the same place everything that is terrible in the last two years has come from. The backlash to the Me Too and Black Lives Matter movements.

lets set everything else aside for a moment - if you're dumb enough to get "fooled" into getting a massive totenkopf tattooed on your chest you're probably dumb enough to get "fooled" into voting for nazi policies

kinda spitballing here, but I do feel like being the sort of guy who loves being a marine and killing people and who gets nazi tats because he thinks they're badass probably is comorbid with being the sort of guy who does nasty things to women, and that denying this association don't make sense

brush your teeth RIGHT NOW

deeply annoying to see people call him "moscow mitch" when he's been evil since well before the soviet union, which he hated, fell

idk if its funnier if mcconnell already croaked or if he's reading all of the posts about how excited people are for him to die before he croaks

(Mitch McConnel diary entry after his first day in Hell when all he's gone through so far is the orientation) Dear Diary. Hell isn't to bad actually .

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

i think the biggest lesson to learn from the aftermath of the metoo movement is for women to militarize

*nodding* master shake