if you wrote a story where the name princess DIE-anna acted as foreshadowing they'd call you a hack

they're not gonna do anything until they're afraid and they're not afraid. chuck schumer has no interest in making them feel fear.

irrelevant but i hate that picture of him he's giving dreamworks face

me when i watch oceans 11

This is the exact shit everyone should be doing at even the pettiest level No gas station bathroom key for nazis

hitting the vape that makes you plurb

isnt ashley also a nazi

pluribus

interesting

heavy is the fred who wears the figglehorn

bountiful penis amen

"recently"

im watching the crown because my sister wants me to and it's insane to watch all of these pretty shallow interpersonal issues come about when they're literally the royal family. you've been a scourge on this world for generations!

ok you've gotten your wish (getting attention) what happens now

not true you can also just embrace it and sacrifice your humanity

that follower level is 1 follower btw

sometimes i wish i could hang my head up with rope to relax the tension and force good posture and it slides my neck up like a rock em sock em robot but there's unfortunate imagery and consequences that come to mind

i do think the reaction to this is funny because ive seen non-pornographic fanart of my little pony characters that would make a normie throw up

whismur evolution line is about voice training

this is exactly how i talk to my sisters kids

interesting that "there's no such thing as free" only applies to things like healthcare and housing

check out this video i made

seems a little insensitive

they were smart to make sure the screens were off here so we didn't realize they were just looking at twitter

almost verbatim what richard spencer said in 2016 to a crowd of people responding with hitler salutes

(has a mild cold) tell me everything is gonna be okay

happy tell your chud uncle to kill himself day

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incredible that the english monarchy had such a huge problem with marrying a divorced woman but not so much an issue with the fact the couple were nazis

its awesomesauce that the president is very openly saying "this foreign country's oil belongs to us. they took it from us. from inside their own borders." and its even cooler that no other states can seemingly read the room with what that means for them.

heavy is the fred who wears the figglehorn

idk who vick is but he needs his dick sucked for that vapo rub

dark workplace comedy set at the fbi during the height of cointelpro and the opening theme is the cheers theme song

enough time has passed: the united states needs to be overthrown

browsing the internet used to feel like you were uncovering hidden new zones and getting rid of fog of war now it’s like a bunch of cannibal maniacs are chasing after you with crossbows trying to roast you alive

nose stuffy

i think a couple generations of media saying that being nice and polite and following the rules always leads to justice has essentially broken how people react to current events

I think if all seats of us federal government were assigned at random the results would be at least an order of magnitude better

hey, anonymous staffer, there are things you can do about that you know

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

its astonishing that your constituents havent hunted you for sport at this point dude

i just found out trump can't do all that stuff cuz it's illegal

its okay take your time none of this is urgent

guy who thinks people join the military for some notion of "protecting the country"

sometimes i think about the different flavors of right winger and i think its noteworthy that my mom's side of the family, while fanatically right wing and against gun control, aren't huge on actually owning and shooting guns. afaik my brother and i are the only two in the family who have fired one.

[rock music playing] hi guys

There's no reforming our government out of this, not without radical reform on the level of overthrowing the government and having a constitutional convention. Fuck everyone who enables and supports imperialism, wars based on lies, and genocide-denial.