I just got on floor and did 27 pushups could I get a little hoorah

Sort of remarkable article from the Times. Just calmly responding to a list of obviously politically motivated objections to kristoff’s reporting. “Won’t talking about Israeli rape increase antisemitism?” www.nytimes.com/2026/05/21/o...

there's doordash discourse again abt how people don't have enough time to cook and such. I don't want to be judgy but I feel the public these days understates the yumminess innovations that have been going on in frozen dinners. get an air fryer you know it'll blow your mind what things are possible

I read “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time” for the sake of a video and I feel like everyone is oddly blasé about the fact that the dad killed a dog? The end of the book seemingly involves the protagonist coming to accept the dad into his life which is odd given how he murdered dog?

I just don’t get how we could have a population crisis in the US if there are so few available houses that some of them cost a million dollars. That don’t make sense you’re being dumb

Being on the internet this long, I now do think there’s something approximating a “political horseshoe,” but it’s not like an actual political identity humans have, it’s just professionally online people who need to find new ways to be the smartest guy in the room

my guilty pleasure is that sometimes someone will happen to like an old tweet of mine, so it goes to the top of my notifications, and so I look at my old tweet and have a little chuckle

my five year old video about The Good Place sometimes gets a lot of views, and I hate it every time it happens because ppl are like "umm the good place DOES make sense and you just don't get it" and I know they're taking the tile the wrong way but also can't remember what the vid is about

i think I've talked about this before, but one super fun way to learn french (or any foreign language) is to have the texts of your english speaking friends be automatically translated into french, and your french texts translated into english. you can really pretend u have french friends, this way

I hate all iterations of dumb guy smart guy agreeing memes. it's so odd on its face to advertise that your belief, which is genius, is also the one universally held by morons. it's used by many types but it is real catnip for conservatives too

in france there are laws regulating the ingredients and preparation of the traditional baguette, so you can find the same basic product at every family bakery. i think it's a good case for authoritarianism and I believe there should be more laws governing the tastiness of bread

It does hurt lol, I feel like there are two YouTubers who can make this shtick feel charming and humble and not othering, and the rest of em got a swell head over it

People talked a lot about the big spoilers in this movie, which is a bit strange because the "spoiler" isn't a twist, it's just a synopsis of the movie, the conflict introduced in the first 30 mins. Is that a thing people call a spoiler in other cases? It seems quite unique

The Drama is a little like Borgli’s other movie, Dream Scenario, in that they both have dazzling and exciting premises and first acts, and then proceed to spin their wheels for an hour in the most tedious way possible.

So have any of you seen “melania” or even read much about the documentary “melania”

I know people think it’s important for AI chatbots to have guardrails, but I do think it’s a bit odd that that the new fancy google people enjoy sometimes goes “you shouldn’t want to know about that 😌”

Rudy Giuliani spanked himself so hard he ended up in the hospital :-(

I know it's a sin to post a blue check twitter essay on bluesky, but there's so much writing now that's just like this. Where AI has enabled someone to write some overwrought correction on the internet that is provably and obviously false. "Richard Dawkins was never claiming that AI is conscious!"

It is seeming more and more likely that AI is going to be seen as a conscious entity in society solely on the basis of it saying compliments to people and people wanting to think the compliments are sincere and incisive

crazy to say marty doesn't get punished enough in marty surpreme when marty gets a big spanking. what more do you want, they spanked the nasty boy. are people asking for a second spanking scene

Quick update I am still worried about the dumb red and blue buttons and now am writing essays back and forth to arin hanson the game grump about my thoughts on the matter

I assumed that the folding ideas double video would destroy and nullify my own Beast. but it seems the masses will just watch any amount of beast content and that I would be wise to only make beast content from now on

What I want to see, now. is two separate, representative polls. one where this question is presented as such. one where it's presented in this same way, but with one added sentence, "As a reminder, if nobody presses blue, nobody dies."

Hmm thinking about it further, I think the thought experiment is a little bad. Because I’m pretty sure that if 90% of people had to choose blue for everyone to live, people would slam the red button. And I’d be more inclined to pick blue if only 10% of people had to pick it

Just in case this happens, I want you to know that I will be choosing red. so guys think about people like me before you pick blue. Thank you, look out for yourselves out there

never in human history has so much been written about beast games. this is crazy moment for beast games season 2 enjoyers. youtu.be/2ubYGdMCQTA?...

I just don't think Hasan Piker is the Joe Rogan of the left. How much chit chat does Hasan Piker even do? I worry sometimes that we've lost our way and forgotten that the Joe Rogan of the left would have to do a lot of chit chat with fun guests

Just an easy, fun one. I hope Mr Beast makes Beast Games for a thousand years. I am maybe never happier than I am when I get to write about it youtu.be/xEvDZn95E3s?...

very self aggrandizing post incoming but: I feel like YouTubers sometimes speak in trivializing ways about this profession, and that's probably because it's not a career that has much cultural prestige or gives you much access to elite institutions. But I feel like that's sad

I was watching a YouTube short with a beaver gnawing at a tree and said aloud to myself “remarkable animal.” and my girlfriend heard from the other room and yelled “what did you say?” And I yelled back, “I said ‘remarkable animal’ while watching a video of a beaver”

yes I am making a beast game review that will be out in a few days. No I was not ASKED to go to the Mr Beast Castle. Yes I am mad.

If I had to choose one bugbear of the online content space, it would be the assumption that good work should "challenge" the audience and make them "reevaluate their positions." I really take it to be an almost anti-education perspective lol

is bluesky like almost down for everyone or just me... will you even see this.. wow

I do think it's pretty interesting that Clavicular hasn't had plastic surgery. Like so much emphasis on how over the top and eccentric his efforts are, and they're vastly less than every woman who's had a boob or nose job

I should be the one welcomed by yale to yell at the yale students.... not hasan

I like the David and Goliath story being told here. Like everyone had our bets on clavicular but some Average Joe managed to be handsome despite not bashing his face in

I hope that Donald Trump personally finds and kills God

okay look the guy generated an AI video of him splattering poopy on his political enemies. I think he's made his feelings on the concept of the divine clear, and that perhaps we should be respecting his faith at this point

Just watched Project Hail Mary and honestly Andy Weir saying he doesn’t “do politics” feels pretty vindicated lol. The movie is like Pixar level political, and in general it is a delightful Pixar movie

My entire YouTube shorts feed is videos of Obama being funny and charming with “no surprises” by Radiohead blaring in the background and the comments are all like “I wish I was dead” and “I’m gonna throw up”

thank you guys :-) I may not be more famous than everyone but I have what really counts (being more famous than most people)

This is Trump talking about hating Tucker Carlson, Alex Jones, Candace Owens, etc. for not liking his war on Iran. When they call I say I’m too busy on the country, he says. I can’t answer the phone Tucker because I’m WORKING ON THE COUNTRY

80% of democrats don't like Israel. It's not even an age thing like it is for republicans. the case for any kind of pragmatic pro Israel centrism is just totally buried

I do think I have slowly gotten better at shot composition over the course of my career lol

I think something unknown to the YouTube viewing public is that there’s something kinda illusory about the high view counts of long videos (at least mine). Like Nick Fuentes has a million views but the average viewer literally clicks on it twice, and this counts lol

It’s two week ceasefire time baby. Everything is going fine now 🤪🤪🤪

American troops have the right not to commit war crimes, in fact they are obligated not to

I've never been in a position where I'm literally clock watching for an impending theoretical civilization bombing. it is true madness

my problem with using AI as a search engine is that it has these moral constraints that make it so it must lie to you. the youtube studio app has a dumb AI helper now, this is what it thinks the comments on my Nick Fuentes video are like