The Top 5 Movies of 2025: 1. The Bloke 2. Pollen 3. Mr Little Man 4. Meet My Mother 5. The Education of a Sparrow

Top 5 Best Books of 2025: 1. That Honestly For Real Don't Impress Me Much: My Story by Shania Twain 2. How to Eat Big Sloppy Yummy Meals with the Boys by Mary Berry 3. The Court of Elves and Pincers by L. M. Clunch 4. Gruncher by Stephen King 5. Donkey Bitch by Rebecca Klang

Top 5 Best Games of 2025: 1. The Halloween Freak 2. Kingdom Hearts 4.6 Ultra Goofed Edition 3. I Am Political: The Game 4. Horse Fun 5. Super Mario Dog Adoption

One time I walked past Rupert Grint on an otherwise empty street and we both looked back at each other

two little words babe: jenova cells

Man I love posts. And the answer is Digimon World btw

Crazy how important The Vicar of Dibley is to the culture

Everything will be fine.

That's him!

Pet morality.

One Battle After Another is a truly insane movie

King Charles say Skibidi Toilet

Merry Christmas!! 🎅

In 2026..... glam rock resurgence. It's coming

It's Christmas Chreve

My 86 year old grandfather has entered an insane, delirious Christmas spirit on account of the fact that he is in the middle of a dental implants journey for which he had surgery a week ago, and he has now, on Christmas Eve, discovered that he can successfully eat the bol component of a spag bol.

Memo.

Do all gym chains email you for 2 months+ after you end your membership (correctly despite the TRICKS) demanding more money? And they make it seem like YOU failed a payment? Go to prison!!!! Go to prison now!!!

Doing some sort of a junk journal ⭐️

Only Connect pisses me off. Girl I don't know what any of this means........

Dealing with a ghoul.

Do you believe me girl?

Dog alert (my aunt's dog) ⚠️

The watchers.

My beautiful baguette 🥖

Wait a minute... my ass is in the BFI "Best Video Essays of 2025" list for doing drawings of mouses 🐁

That's not American Canto...

yeah...

The first cat who ever played.

A fellow of infinite jest btw

The way dogs follow you around everywhere is so off-putting. I'm going to the TOILET. WITHOUT YOU. Loser.

Riding the night dog ✨️

New video alert!! ⚠️ 'Revisiting Pokémon Scarlet as a Hater' youtu.be/d2mfRIBItvo

Whatever man. Computer play alfie deyes I'm all tucked up into bed compilation

The most revealing end of year/wrapped stats thing is The Guardian telling me how many articles I've read

Advertising copy is so embarrassing "if you love Christmas you'll love Aldi" ...what are you talking about

My granddad and I were watching a quiz show yesterday and one of the answers had to do with Stranger Things and he said "I've never heard of Stranger Things" and I thought hell yeah being in your 80s rocks

Jesus Christ okay I will

A few journal entries from last month ✍️

A selection of old drawings I found on my Supernote. Merry Christmas 🎄✏️

I get that the RFK Olivia Nuzzi thing feels viscerally gross (especially when you've heard certain details), but it surprises me just how much writers are happy to write what amounts to "sex is repulsive and the fact that an old person would do it makes me wanna throw up"

I love Andrew Scott when I see him in a movie I think maybe everything is gonna be fine :)

Press the pi button Cloud. It makes the lift go crazy mode.

Entities.

In communion with the dog.

do u guys like my tune

No one mourns the silly.

Apple woman 🍎

Madame Morrible MM..... flip it around...... wicked wiiiiiiiiitch

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