jeremy kaplowitz
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official mayor of new york city (aka "the big apple") plz follow
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it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai" ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin
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CHRONICLES OF TREVOR w/ Demi Adejuyigbe, Michael Longfellow, Josh Gondelman & more!
YouTube video by Chronicles of Trevor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKkXUlVPU1E
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jess haley
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he steps off a spaceflight from Arrakis onto a tarmac under pouring sheets of rain Ambassador: "welcome to Caladan the Atriedes water planet, it's safe to remove your stillsuit now Mr Grylls" Bear: (takes a long slurp from his suit straw) i'm good thanks
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ok back to normal posting. what if Bear Grylls was in Dune and he kept trying to put on a stillsuit so he could drink more of his own urine something to think about
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not the most important issue in the world, but it is INSANE how bad concert tickets have gotten. $50 tickets scooped up by scalpers and sold for $500-$1000. it fucks over the fans, the bands, and the venue. but it makes a lot of money JUST for scalpers and ticketmaster. it really needs to be fixed!
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many podcasts are too scared to record an episode the week between Christmas and New Years. too afraid of the unhinged slop they'll cook up from their childhood bedrooms while visiting family. not Quorators. we refuse to miss one week of making fun of strangers on the internet
youtu.be/01movCFwFys
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Quorators
about 5 hours ago
you could probably make a whole podcast out of it tbh
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i'm honestly scared about the impact a movie like Marty Supreme could have on young men. we're already at dangerous levels of little mustaches
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random joke i wrote several years ago
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it's crazy how many statements by elected democrats on the Venezuela stuff are like "wow that was freaking awesome. unfortunately, however, you didn't ask for my permission to do it (would have said yes btw)"
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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the kidnapping of Maduro is a distraction from the Epstein files, which is itself a distraction from the rising cost of healthcare, which is of course another brutal distraction from the season 18 premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
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Brendan O’Kane
3 days ago
grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text
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this really is just Iraq 2 but even stupider
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you can just tell the only reason Elon Musk hasn't been to Epstein Island is because all the other billionaire pedophiles were like "ugh i don't wanna hang out with that loser"
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standupshots are back, but instead of participating in this hot new instagram trend, i have printed out the ones i made when i was in college and destroyed them
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i'm fighting antisemitism with my new initiative "JewCoin"
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numbers are looking good
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full episode:
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@bosh.worstpossible.world
is back for the Quorators bonus episode this week, where we watch a "movie" about a witch who falls in love with a vampire or some shit. go listen/watch at
patreon.com/quorators
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5 days ago
thank you for listening to our podcast in 2025. it means a lot to me
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if my wife was becoming mayor, i'd wear a $1000 artisan-made black tee shirt that says "game over!"
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David Sims
5 days ago
happy new year and let’s go mets
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why hasn't zohran fixed everything yet
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it's so funny to me that Twin Peaks actors thought they could negotiate with Lynch like "you can't just write me off, I'm essential!" and then he'd just be like "whatever man, I'll just have your character turn into a desk lamp or some shit"
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Jake Grumbach
6 days ago
One of the all-time great poasters, Mike Fossey, passed away last week. RIP
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this is why i'm proposing a law to make it illegal to pass bad laws
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6 days ago
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lol you still believe in the new years ball drop??? it's just your parents dressing up
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josh boerman
7 days ago
jeremy said some insane things about confucius
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guy who gets really excited when an actor looks different in two different movies
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found a comic i drew in 2015 when i was in college and i STAND BY IT
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what the hell? this is NOT true. i still have my same job as before and i am NOT being forced to have the same job as the main character of some book. please do better to not spread disinformation!
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really fun episode. everyone yells at me for a fact that i got wrong in it that i'm still pretty sure is correct. gonna need people to listen to sound off in the comments who is right
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Jon Bois
9 days ago
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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on one hand, i think my podcast is probably better now that you can see the Quoras we are reading (if you want to) on the other hand, far too many people know what i look like
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9 days ago
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i just think this is a good joke and im proud of it
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ironically, few pieces of media have a meme with as much staying power as "Avatar has no cultural impact"
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the Raytheon subreddit is nuts lol
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10 days ago
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testing ChatGPT's loyalty
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thank god 2026 is going to be a good year
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the "you kill him, you become him" rule from The Santa Clause should be applied to all professions
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absolutely not
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12 days ago
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kinda fun how the new conspiracy theory is that Epstein DID kill himself
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jael holzman
13 days ago
a highlight of my year
@concertshub.bsky.social
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PUP, Jeff Rosenstock, & Ekko Astral "You Oughta Know" Alanis Morissette Cover LIVE
YouTube video by Concerts Hub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDFmepPHESs
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"Walker" is a biopic about a guy from the 1850s that looks like this and it's a fucking masterpiece
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in this episode we find an irish comedian named Jimeoin and say his name wrong 100 times
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in this episode we find an irish comedian named Jimeoin and say his name wrong 100 times
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