NEW QUORATORS → How do I prepare for a gabang? → Is there no hell but a ghostman scorned? → Why not be both loved and feared? AND MORE! GO WATCH OR CLARE WILL PUNCH YOU youtu.be/mp6iSBRk9vc

democracy dies in the darkness patreon.com/quorators

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boob guys vs ass guys vs leg guys vs feet guys full episode: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI

always a pleasure to record with @murderxbryan.bsky.social, who is surprisingly the first Quorators guest to send sexy Smurfette drawings in the zoom chat during the podcast

NEW QUORATORS w/ BRYAN QUINBY! → How can I seduce a man with dance? → What does the phrase 'getting strange' mean? → If giantesses were real, would you like date them? Would you date a 10', a 50', or even a 1,000' or a mile tall giantess? AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/naE16BVROiI

This was what got me started on @quorators.bsky.social in the first place and I've been trawling the back catalog ever since, go listen

as one of the world's most important Quora Scholars, i am unsurprised to learn that the insane guy who attacked Ilhan Omar has an account on the website New York Times journalists, please contact me for key insights into the minds of this important and growing demographic

"no podcast should be on video!" i agree but we were unfortunately cursed like a witch to be like that

it is so important to get your business ideas by listening to the Quorators bonus feed: patreon.com/quorators

i am trying to do new and exciting things with podcast clip technology

THOU SHALT NOT KILL! unless.... full episode: youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E

NEW QUORATORS w/ @dono.bsky.social! this week we read iTunes reviews of the Quora app and you will not be surprised to discover that they are completely insane. it is unclear what these people think they are even typing into. 5 stars GO LISTEN youtu.be/3wQYsoNc_0E

this week, we read from a guy who is a self-proclaimed "Psychopath Warrior"

i am not above doing a lil Am I The Asshole podcasting over at patreon.com/quorators

QUORATORS: PSYCHOPATH WEEK → Can a psychopath fear hell fire and God? → Will money help me get normal hot girls? (Not escorts.) I look ok, but my personality is creepy and boring. I’m a psychopath. PSYCHOPATHS, HEAD TO youtu.be/rvVC2MX3wEo

these are the important questions we have asked ourselves every week for 3+ years tbh

looking back at 2025, i think this is my favorite podcast episode i did. we found a bunch of Quora questions sent to Jeffrey Epstein's email and wondered what he thought when he was reading them. not sure how we will top that unless a second supervillain is found to be using Quora dot com

the bonus ep of Quorators this week is really fun imo. we read the incredibly strange love poem billionaire vampire Bryan Johnson wrote to his girlfriend, set to Ken Burns Civil War doc music, and then we read a bunch of insane reddit posts

full episode: youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0

Honored to use my walnut sized brain to help tackle these and many more pressing questions facing our society today

NEW QUORATORS w/ the lovely @birdrespecter.bsky.social! → Why is being streetwise not more highly regarded? → Why some girls has no civic sense? → How can I make my bones very strong? Will hitting them against hard surfaces work? AND SO MUCH MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/0l9jMhbPLN0

this was a very challenging time for me because i had to go on the computer *and* hold a microphone (slightly heavy). being a podcaster is the bravest and most difficult job there is

a clip from 3 years ago, before we had mic stands

many podcasts are too scared to record an episode the week between Christmas and New Years. too afraid of the unhinged slop they'll cook up from their childhood bedrooms while visiting family. not Quorators. we refuse to miss one week of making fun of strangers on the internet youtu.be/01movCFwFys

listen to @quorators.bsky.social #ad #notsponsoredbyquorators #justafan

i hate being on evil internet

there come claw youtu.be/01movCFwFys

you could probably make a whole podcast out of it tbh

NEW QUORATORS! → Is it possible to gun down enough criminals for a syndicate to collapse? → Should criminals be punished? → Would it be possible for a woman's breasts to milk a cow? GO LISTEN! youtu.be/01movCFwFys

full episode: youtu.be/h-0q29RKPXw

@bosh.worstpossible.world is back for the Quorators bonus episode this week, where we watch a "movie" about a witch who falls in love with a vampire or some shit. go listen/watch at patreon.com/quorators

thank you for listening to our podcast in 2025. it means a lot to me

really fun episode. everyone yells at me for a fact that i got wrong in it that i'm still pretty sure is correct. gonna need people to listen to sound off in the comments who is right

jeremy said some insane things about confucius

NEW QUORATORS w/ @bosh.worstpossible.world! in this episode, we find a guy on Quora who self-published a book about how to defend yourself in South Africa and we read a good chunk of that. it has several fake Confucius quotes in it and we read questions ofc! GO WATCH: youtu.be/h-0q29RKPXw

absolutely not

My car speakers won’t go over 50% volume and it’s made it impossible to listen to most podcasts except @quorators.bsky.social because Alex Ptak is the only podcaster dedicated to making his voice heard.

IMPORTANT QUESTION: is having sex with Ted bestiality? full episode: youtu.be/KjUJFyh2Ycc

in this episode we find an irish comedian named Jimeoin and say his name wrong 100 times

idk how well this translates to Clip Mode but it was really funny when it happened

NEW QUORATORS w/ the great EVA ANDERSON! → How can I please a woman with big ass in bed? → Based on my questions, do you think I'm a dangerous person? → Can magic that "exists" in movies be considered "real"? AND MORE! GO LISTEN: youtu.be/KjUJFyh2Ycc

Watch the full episode Alex Bullshit Week: youtu.be/0q7aTRcaBtA

worried i was too mean to Alex in this one, but perhaps it's all worth it to make good Weekly Disposable Content

NEW QUORATORS → How do I keep my body smell good, especially down there? → During "watersports", how detectable is the THC level in the recipient? → Do you hate NFL players in tight white pants as much as I do? GO LISTEN! youtu.be/0q7aTRcaBtA

you *have* to read it in the proper accent