ACAB includes Megyn Kelly policing your bedroom. (They better not police my bedroom. That’s not my fetish)

Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.

I’m never sure what is supposed to be “masculine.” That said, if masculine has any relation to honor, fidelity, generosity, toughness in the face of ridicule, I’d wager Eliot is more masculine than Elon has ever been.

Perfect campaign ad for the upcoming Midterms. 👌

Alright yall. The New Pornographers show rocked. Great stuff. You like music? Do you like songs? Then shut the fuck up and go see them on this tour. Buy your tickets.

Waiting for the New Pornographers to begin and I gotta tell you: shows were much better when I did cocaine

*steel over gravel voice “I’ve never been anti vaccines, senator”

Always, ALWAYS listen to John Waters.

"One study found that increasing the number of people who receive SNAP benefits by 5 percent could have prevented nearly 32,000 suicides over 15 years. And a $1 increase in minimum wage has been linked to roughly 8,000 fewer suicide deaths over a decade."

DONALD TRUMP: [thinking to himself as everyone else’s voices fade out] I have the most sperm, the best sperm. so much sperm. tremendous sperm. more than Sleepy Joe. WHERE’S HUNTER’S SPERM? a big, strong man once came up to me with tears in his eyes and begged me for my sperm, it was s- zzzzzz

Urethra is a lovely name for a girl Colon is a boy’s name, of course

Tax-idermy the rich

When I went back to live with my folks while I did my masters I paid their mortgage. So… I don’t care what kind of nasty shit they heard.

Okay nobody seems to see this on my backup account but one person.. seriously if you don't think this isn't Too adorable I don't want to follow you 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Social Media in 2035

Slightly increase a band The Album Tree

Today in the freight world, we’re moving loads coast to coast for what used to be $6k for $17k this week. Everyone’s about to feel the pass-down of inflation in a big way if Trump’s pride keeps Hormuz bl any longer.

Slightly increase a band THE FLAMING HEADS

Progressives must MUST get away from the notion that we must have high fed taxes “to pay” for things. In fact, we must argue that we should cut taxes on working & middle classes while raising taxes on the rich.

Fellas, is it “right wing” to suggest we shift the tax burden from the working class to the wealthy capitalist class? Mfer said I have “right wing ideas”. You are dumb as hell.

We grew up so poor we could only see Le Miserable. It was just one miserable up there, wavin' a flag and singin' and firin' a cannon and whatnot.

I don’t like Platner. But he’s right. Fed taxes aren’t needed to pay for anything and as we move away from gas-fueled cars the burden of fixing roads, etc, will be on those who cannot afford to upgrade to an electric. Basically taxing rich incomes instead of poor gas guzzlers is progressive.

Shia The Beef

the most anti free speech administration in this country’s history

Guy actually responsible for disenfranchising thousands of Republican votes complaining about lawyers overseeing electoral integrity

We are ostensibly a free country and the degree to which we don’t know what is actually going on in a vast network of “camps” on our own soil in the year 2026 is….. something we are probably never going to come close to actually grappling with as a country

It’s not the nuts that get bigger. The nuts stay the same size. It’s the sack that gets bigger and the nuts are just floating in saline. #themoreyouknow

We do already have a fascist at home. No need to buy more fascists.

I stand before a group of my peers, a full auditorium. Above me is a single light. I unzip my pants. “What can I say: who doesn’t like water balloons with veins on them?” Everyone claps.

The measure of a man’s reputation is equivalent to the size of his balls

Mother’s Day? Why isn’t there a Father’s Day?

Why is anyone debating whether or not to “let Marjorie Taylor Greene into the tent”? She has not asked to be in a tent with you. Nothing indicates that she wants to be in it. She is positioning herself to appeal to people who hate your tent, and possibly to peel off a few people at the edges of it.

During the Liberian Civil War (1989-1997), some fighters went into battle wearing wigs and dresses, believing it would spiritually protect them from bullets. www.reddit.com/r/interestin...

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS THREAD!

Which one of you did this??!

Ohio Nationalist Network's images were recently featured in this 60 Minutes segment, soooo, meet Ohio Nationalist Network member Lafe Blanton.

This is too many hours

Iranian Legos News Network Reporting on the Epstein Files lies. He said, "I barely knew him at all." The pictures are still there. The quotes are still there. Someone always knew. #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

I didn’t even know that this site has porn accounts that the admin are embarrassed about liking. I would have probably also liked porn accounts. No need to be embarrassed and ban folks.

Purposefully self-sucking at a historical inauguration for gender fluid people is a form of white supremacy

this is the closest I've ever come to actually suggesting a "one neat trick" suggestion for anything, but I'm so serious here. the Virginia Constitution gives the legislature the power to set retirement ages for judges "REGARDLESS OF THE TERM TO WHICH ELECTED OR APPOINTED." make it 54 right now.

The Sargent at Arms blocks Representative Justin Pearson from Memphis from entering a committee meeting about redrawing the map specifically for the district he represents.

This will only cause more suicides and create a large group of people who are desperate enough to rely on the quackery of modern supplement industry, further enriching RFKJR and his friends.

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never forget hannah's sacrifice

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