Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

LOL! Ken went to tell the fascists on us. LOLOLOL!

We will find that the penises we searched for were inside of us all along…

sorry for not being clairvoyant about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy. there was simply no way to know about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy

Protest In Front of The German Embassy in Tel Aviv, Israel #FreeDrAbuSafiya

Same vibe…

I’d like to report that I’ve also spoken to Mitch McConnell for exactly 20 mins. I elaborated on his record of being a racist corporate shill who sold this country to the highest bidder & he just made gurgling noises until a nurse suctioned his endotracheal tube.

Dude is really eager to lose another war…

Worth the read through 🧵

The Education Department released a list of graduate degrees eligible for higher student loan limits, after a federal court temporarily blocked the agency’s definition of a “professional” degree. See the full list here:

primaries for every democrat, much much worse for every elected republican, [redacted] for the actual agents themselves

If Mr Tracey has any experience with matters of romance, his comments reveal a “romantic/dating history” that is less than “pristine.” Besides defending violent rapists online, he has also lead the effort to discredit Epstein victims and minimize his crimes. Maxine Waters should’ve finished the job

Are those my only options? Fascists or rapists? I would choose a secret third thing…

Ok but tbh maybe we should be calling all senators’ offices to ask if they’re brain dead

As someone who has been caught engaging in infidelity in my dumb and reckless youth, Mr Paxton, let me offer advice: your marriage is over. It’s done. She won’t forgive you. I’d retreat from public life & consider rebuilding bonds with my children. Maybe explain to them how u freed a pedophile for $

LOL!

NATO is a defense alliance and a force multiplier for the US Empire in its constant and continuous conflict with potential near peer countries (Russia/China). It is NOT an alliance for attacking Middle Eastern countries.

Remembering Frida Kahlo on her birthday 🎂 A photo by Toni Frissell, from a "Senoras of Mexico" feature for Vogue, 1937 "The art of Frida Kahlo is a ribbon around a bomb." - André Breton

In fact, it’s pretty common for people to stay with their abusers. People stay in abusive relationships with sexual violence for years. Because they’re afraid. Because they’re unsure. Because they’ve convinced themselves that there’s still love. For habit. Whatever the reason. This is gross.

Before the whitewash comes in, a reminder that because of Mitch Mconnell American women are dying and bleeding out because they were denied abortion care. Because of McConnell the Russians were free to interfere in our elections. Because of Mitch billionaires are coddled while kids get screwed over.

“Burning Billionaire Bonanza” is a great name for a band

OR: There is no AI film making capability and each prompt that results in a film is directed and edited by Zach Snyder personally. Goddamn is his shit just vapid, dumb guy misreading of source material. It’s slop.

THEORY: Zach Snyder films have always been AI slop.

A grim reminder this 4th of July: The US has the highest incarceration rate of any independent democracy on Earth, making it a leader in mass incarceration. Far too many people are locked up in the “land of the free.”

That poor escalator had the chance to do the funniest thing…

This is what he would have wanted

What have you done about the world’s injustices, tough guy? Besides benefit from them, that is? We’re living in Pax Americana, friend. The world’s injustices hang on your shoulders

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Hey man, Jeneane Garofolo and Amy from Chasing Amy just called. They said Gen X failed to liberate society by buying into Reaganist propaganda of capitalism with compassion while maintaining oppression of race, sex, and gender. They said they’re sorry.

“I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who’d be really mad to hear me say that”—Mitch Hedberg

Hear me out: BRING BACK LITTLEFOOT

If you’re a grown ass man who loves fireworks, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH TOU? You’re a grown ass man.

It’s a shame about the face coverings. I bet if they took them off and smiled more they’d look prettier. And get skullfucked with a bat. They’d look prettier if these Nazis smiled more and got skullfucked with a bat.

For America's 250th, I read Frederick Douglass’ speech, “What to the Slave is the Fourth of July?” on the House floor—for the first time in history. His speech endures as a mirror & mandate for us all—to confront our inequities while fighting for an America as good as its promise.

The question “is Europe a country” should be on one of those cognitive tests he’s always bragging about

"KKK, but Best Buy, bitch"

Elon Musk, the real Elon Musk just DM ed me

LOL! Hear me out: they’ll do it again. Let them.

This is a profoundly stupid and cruel man, barely literate, taught history and religion by films he saw once and Nazi message boards He says “there’s nothing political about this.” Then why are you here, you dummy? You absolute clown? I’ve never wanted to fight someone more. For charity.

IMO nationhood is a concept we must cease manufacturing. Borders, more than anything, serve to extract taxes and separate human beings by those we deem deserving rights and those we don’t. I embrace international solidarity. We all deserve rights, we all deserve a living wage and housing, etc.

I’ve had this tab open for months preparing for my next mental breakdown retail therapy

new metaphor just dropped

Nan Goldin, Takaki with his Mother Yumi, Tokyo, 1994 gallery98.org/2024/nan-gol...

Are you married yet?

Chat, help me out: if you kill one pope, does that mean his replacement has to defer to you for “moral guidance?”

A guy kills one pope and gets ideas about who calls the shots in the Church.

Women rock