The vaccine is pretty astonishing. Just look at that green line.

Incredible to admit to a crime in public like this. It is still illegal to drive while you are exhausted to the point of falling asleep in California—on the same level as a DUI. This shitbird is driving a steel garbage truck while asleep at the wheel.

“My Name is Earl” is the best show about white people who misunderstand and misappropriate the Indian religious concept of “Karma”.

Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes. If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.

Solidarity

Furiously fingering my keyboard: “Bitch, I’m using all my fingers to pleasure your wife.” Because 1: fuck this tech-driven dystopian nightmare and 2: she’s probably a nice lady and deserves pleasure

Close. It’s about ham. In a net. Hanging above your bed. Take a bite of the ham. Then sleep. It’s over now.

Now that the Cold War is over which countries are “third world”??

all afghanis — and their families! — who aided the US should have been brought stateside before a single boot left. anything less is deeply dishonourable

The new Mythbusters show is wild. Turkeys don’t fly well.

It’s an orgasm. The French are always saying their orgasm are small wealthy ppl.

Turning his chair around and straddling it with his elbows folded on the backrest Rahmanullah turned his baseball cap bill around so it would face backward: “I want to rap to you children about the dwindling numbers of tongue trophies you’re bringing me. It’s not very LOL of you.”

He was a child soldier employed by the CIA, he had to flee Afghanistan after the occupation pulled out (because he had spent his childhood in a death squad) and ended up shooting some national guardsmen. The American Dream?

America every time their chickens come home to roost: “the immigrants and the developing world are to blame for all these chickens roosting here.”

Just to be clear: no matter what administration did it, it was the right thing to do to let Rahmanullah Lakanwal, an Afghani who worked closely with US troops, into the country and grant him asylum.

“Forget the sex; the real scandal here is the crime against language.”—Mr Phillips. Perfect. Well done. We were all thinking it, but you put it in the newspaper.

FLY ALREADY!!

Have you ever met a rooster who is gorgeous, smart, funny, and cool and his girlfriend is just some hen?

If I was this woman's lawyer i would advise her not to stop suing until she owned Glenn Beck's house www.cbsnews.com/news/jan-6-p...

when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean

Can’t breathe

There is a giant effort from the Atlantic specifically to somehow make RFK JR more appealing and a man with good intentions instead of the charlatan con artist more worried about enriching himself at the cost of millions of lives.

Everyone could have seen this coming.

You should be shunned like RFKJR should be shunned for the rest of your talentless days. Mfer you’re doing puff-pieces on the Holocaust and celebrating it like a goddamn clown.

Whom does this benefit? How does the average American benefit from this lawless cruelty? This is anti-human.

Trump's Education Dept wants to 'declassify' nursing as a professional field. In its proposal, the department is changing definitions of professional degree programs & excludes nursing altogether. Changing the definition blocks nursing students from federal loans & loan forgiveness programs👇

If I was Elon musk level rich I would have a hole installed in my house from which Michelin level chefs will feed me dumplings anytime I put my mouth over the hole and ring a bell. They would all have benefits and pensions and high salaries.

put it in my mouth. now.

Yes!

For someone who “hates politics,” this multi-millionaire b-rate music producer sure is getting very fucking political. This is the language racists use to justify denying black folks equal place in society—& they’ll site him because he’s black. Fuck. This. Noise. And fuck him too.

What is happening in Venezuela?

The only thing saving us from the evil intent of this current administration in the White House is their collective sheer incompetence.

Impeach his ass, you absolute fucking cowards

The teenager told officers he was a U.S. citizen, but an officer broke the car’s driver’s side window and detained him. In a video, the boy can be heard telling an officer that he is a citizen, to which the officer replies, “Get out of the car” and “I don’t care.” www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

Name a black and white film

I mean, women should probably stop fucking these dickless bastards. Other men should probably punch these misogynists. We should probably hold them down, pinch their cheeks to open their mouth and give them our harvest.

Good News! These bastards are going to murder a bunch of innocent Venezuelans while getting a ton of US servicemen killed. There’s no fucking way these incompetents are going to lead a successful campaign. It’ll be like the tariffs, but war. Why would anyone sign up for this shit??

A phone isn’t an “idea”, you dingus. It’s a porn machine that i use to read your bullshit attempt at Freshman Philosophy.

Nobody knows this. America is the only country. All countries are America, actually. America has invaded every nook and cranny of every state. Even now all cultures are just their little versions of America. Tight Jeans and loose morals. Unbridled racism. Fear of immigrants. Trump. Chevron.

Thanksgiving toast idea: Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love!

Alright … I guess no one else is horny after reading about his harvest. I have a farm fetish, ok! The harvest season is upon us.

algo was failing me for a minute but we're so back

Is … is he peeing in her mouth?

good morning jackals never give up

When a sitting lesser primate finds the dominant primate towering above and looks at him with awe and admiration…

Dead 💀 Whoever made this please step forward for your award #teslatakedown

These morons need to have their fucking brains examined. Bitchmade mfers.

Counter point (or maybe just parallel point): there is no one in the Democratic leadership as intelligent, honest, honorable, and charming as Mamdani.

People are so taken aback by this. Why? Trump has no true ideology except Trump. He’s not a socialist, he’s not a capitalist, he’s not a fascist, he’s just a selfish self-centered stupid lying oaf. Anyone intelligent and friendly and charming can leave him smitten and speechless.

Dear Chicago: I love you. You have great people, good food, and beautiful architecture. Please elect this woman already. She’s the best. Thank you. youtube.com/shorts/2Uav8...