I, for one, support RFK Jr.’s plan to fill the reflecting pool with reeds, muskrats, and Burmese pythons. And wade in it.

Can a country’s insufficient emphasis on machismo make it lose a war? Who knows, never been tried. Can a country’s excessive emphasis on machismo make it lose a war? Happens constantly.

Announcing R.C. Ape (@ape.rcape.org): an atproto librarian for federal court dockets. Mention it with a CourtListener docket-- link, id, or reply to a thread about the case-— and it spins up a dedicated account mirroring the whole docket with every filing a signed, in-order post.

That damn Mamdani did the commencement address for the Riker’s high school program and I cannot deal. How can I continue to hold my deep cynicism about everything if he does this crap?!!

one of the oldest running dialogues in history is "war is a massively complicated political, bureaucratic, and logistical endeavor" vs. "fuck you pussy, war is when you're a fucking badass, oh shit I lost"

For too many bad lawyers, “strategy”consists of noticing an attractive goal and walking in that direction with no further planning.

Happy Peace in the Middle East Day

I just read Hinterlands by @greatdismal.bsky.social and was charmed to see the elements @aptshadow.bsky.social borrowed for Intermediaries and Unspace.

Can’t believe she sent Jesse Pinkman to kill Gale and then posts the recipe online.

You can go through the strait free, but it takes 2 days, or you can subscribe to Hormuz Plus.

The Iran deal that’s not a deal is too much like my irl negotiations with some silly opposing counsel. No thank you.

Associates these days are so lazy.

I grew up in the Midwest and so can’t help but see “show up on time and clean up after yourself” as the highest form of civilization.

48 Hrs. is such a good movie. I miss action movies that don’t feel like comic books.

every time i've logged into the app today there's been somebody different who is usually pretty chill having a Rough One i really think it's Knicks hangovers tbh but i'm open to other explanations. anyway, be kind, everybody gets a Rough Couple of Ones at least

This is pretty good, actually. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/14/o...

Dear Chabad of DC, thank you again for letting me borrow the local weather machine this weekend.

started >>> going

Iran and Israel release joint statement denying peace deal has been reached

So embarrassed by my racist phone autocorrecting “Mamdani” to “madman.” Dude, we talked about this.

really gotta do something about the dishes spawn point in the sink

INJECT THIS INTO MY VEINS

Thank you to Bad Bunny for getting 10YO interested in salsa music (and reggaeton, too, I guess).

It’s nice to see people happy together about something positive. It seems like a small and insignificant thing, but it’s not.

Take a nap this afternoon, NYC. We may need you to celebrate again soon.

When Hitler fell, the purging of that mindset wasn’t de-Hitlerification, it was de-Nazification. When Saddam fell, it wasn’t de-Saddamification, it was de-Baathification. When Trump falls, it will be de-MAGAfication, not de-Trumpification. The entire movement’s hatred and corruption must be purged.

Will Mamdani throw a parade for It, though, or will he just have to shut down the streets because people have turned them into a dance floor?

Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller

The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts

Here’s how Fort Greene celebrated as the Knicks sealed their first NBA title since 1973.

I’d choose to suffer a few plagues over fighting Ilia Topuria.

We used to just call them LAN Parties.

Motion to start counting dates from It so the first year can be “One No Trump.”

FYI the American Dream is not “a place so tolerant that people who considered themselves part of a superior group in their home countries can join the elite here and lord it over other ethnic groups.”

Infrastructure week is finally here.

Your honor, we need a 24 hour extension, the president embedded a sliver of his soul in the letters and removing them would speed his hands dissolving.

a worker on the scaffolding turns around and a spotlight finds him. it's lin-manuel miranda! he begins to rap about john f kennedy. we've been had

@jonrosenberg.bsky.social some real Last Starfighter shit.

Screwworms come in in matcha flavor? We need to rethink this “eradication” idea.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

Trump insisted on a psychologist to administer an IQ test, and then saw 10 more psychologists until one told him the result he wanted.

OH MY BAD THERE IT IS

IT WORKED!! www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Look, I’m sorry but I just can’t believe the Knicks came all the way back. And I bet a lot of my fellow basketball fans feel similarly. This calls into question the legitimacy of their Game Four win.

I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters

When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you. Thanks to the @nba.com, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of LinkNYC screens across our city. LGK.