my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though

Like Jack in The Shining, there are blurry images of Nuzzi in historical photographs going back decades. She’s shown canoodling with every loser of a GOP presidential primary as far back as Salmon Chase.

Olivia Nuzzi: Tomb Raider

Those emails are gonna set the news on fire.

I’d hate to be Olivia Nuzzi’s therapist’s therapist today.

Her whole career appears to have been built around advertising her willingness to sleep with older men and if I was the Condé Nast HR department I might be asking some pretty serious questions right now.

Hanukkah isn’t an important holiday—we should fix it to a date on the secular calendar instead of Kislev.

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If things pan out *juuuuust* right Comey and Fitzgerald could end up investigating and prosecuting Halligan in a few years.

Considering doing something terrible. Time to email my Doing Terrible Things Consultant, the guy who’s world famous for his criminal conviction for doing terrible things.

Medical tip: If a decent prosecutor ever needs their stomach pumped, showing them this thread will have the same effect.

At some point, incompetence and deliberate indifference to the law reaches a point where it is indistinguishable from deliberate misconduct. This is why you don’t hand a complex matter to someone who has never presented to a grand jury before.

“Baby, don’t worry. It’s not a worm.”

i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community

“American Canto”—ChatGPT’s third suggested variation on “Hillbilly Elegy” after “Yankee Limerick” and “Jersey Girl Epyllion.”

But they’ll never take our FREEDOM!

Watching the last year of LinkedIn posts from decent federal prosecutors and other lawyers saying, in LinkedInese, “Fuck no, I’m out,” feeling like a hobbit noticing that all the elves they see are heading West and never any other direction.

“I loved that he was insatiable in all ways, as if he would swallow up the whole world just to know it better if he could.”

Considering doing something terrible. Time to email my Doing Terrible Things Consultant, the guy who’s world famous for his criminal conviction for doing terrible things.

update: this is easily the coolest lego build I’ve ever done

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Next week the White House social media accounts will start posting photos of Trump at dinner with captions identifying the non-human animals he’s eating.

The unexamined life still turns a huge profit because of sales volume.

All the best ideas for a brief happen away from the keyboard: on a walk, in the shower, or on the toilet. Which is why this toilet shower treadmill will revolutionize the profession.

Chris Murphy: "He wouldn't be going through all of this effort to try to stop the release of these files if he wasn't seriously implicated in those files. This is most likely the biggest corruption scandal in the history of the country. We know that b/c Trump is going to these extraordinary lengths"

This is how predators work. In the initial emails, he thinks he can still fuck her, and describes her willingness as: * listened to the comments of a LEADING ECONOMIST IN THE FIELD about her presentation * didn't object when he commented on her outfit * let him whine about his marriage.

I think you could be forgiven for naively thinking that eugenics beliefs and being a paedophile are unrelated so be surprised that one chap had both vices. But I do think there is some inner link due to a shared preference for natural hierarchy. "It should be enforced, and when enforced exploited."

We need a Khal Drogo of the left to deal with Trump’s gold.

dystopian ass weather report

In six months: Jacob Bernstein loved her. He loved the writer, even though he himself was a reporter and she was the political journalist he had written about. He loved her eyes, “dull as a shark’s.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/s...

Being a lawyer for the last 298 days:

Hold up

I say this often to new attorneys: one of the most important things to remember is that you will NOT be a fit for every client, and that’s okay. We are human beings first, attorneys second - not the other way around. If you prioritize appealing to everyone and lose yourself, you’ve lost.

there is actually a story in this revolting Nuzzi piece if you sandblast away the lies about a hot young woman being "in love" with a guy old enough to be her grandfather who looks like a catcher's mitt and sounds like an evil muppet

Can't say it straighter than @AnneliseLevy in @BLaw.com: ClaimsHero clearly messed w/the wrong judge in defending its scheme to "lure" Bartz settlement-eligible authors into opting out of the plaintiff class. Calling it "a fraud of immense proportions," Judge Alsup ordered a halt:

This deal is as full of holes as, uh www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

Yeah, using a wood chipper like that will void the warranty.

I’m in awe of the courage of people who transition. I’m a cis man and felt anxious about not shaving my lip for a weeks while I grew a mustache.

At the

if microsoft just made outlook search not suck they'd see triple the productivity gains of any AI integration

Re: Epstein’s emails

Nothing tastes as good as thin mints.

The Trump/Epstein stuff is so bad that Trump isn‘t even trying to deny it. I can’t think of another scandal, and there are a lot of examples of which to choose from; where they did not do so.

Still waiting for the Epstein email about the Buffet.

Just noticed we never see Mamdani and Daredevil in the same place at the same time.

GOP voter in high dudgeon: The man *I* believed I was voting for rapes *adults.*

GOP voter in high dudgeon: The man *I* believed I was voting for rapes *adults.*

In San Francisco, the night sky is a more vibrant, saturated gray than I’ve ever seen. Wow guys if only my phone camera was better.

I just thought of another one.

Trump: no democrat can convince the public i rape children!!!! Boebert: