If Tylenol causes autism I'm gonna start doping the water supply with it. Utopia is within our grasp

I feel like a crazy conspiracy theorist saying this, but they're telling people Tylenol causes autism because it's one of the only things you can take while pregnant and they want us to suffer. But also I feel in my bones that it's true!

No neurotype is inherently bad, but a society so inflexible to its members' needs is. To pathologize us, to say the very base of who I am is diseased and must be eliminated is a culmination of this inflexibility and the heart of eugenics - anyone 'different' must be cast out or destroyed. It sucks!

Reposting this, no reason

Developing a sense of humor is a survival strategy for kids who are targeted by bullies. Cracking jokes in the classroom kept me from getting the shit beat out of me in middle school because I was providing value to preteen assholes.

You don't "see" it in us bc we were never diagnosed. They didn't know shit about autism when we were growing up. Hell, they "knew" there was NO such thing as comorbid autism & ADHD until 2013. There's no way I'm going for an official diagnosis now, putting myself on a gov list is not a top priority

RFK can pry my autism from my cold dead hands.

YOU FUCKING KNOW IT FUCK YEAH

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It is really wild that the democrats can’t figure out how to win an election against a widely loathed game show host and a bunch of podcasters and influencers. It seems like they’ve gotten their shit together now though. All it’ll take is a slight move to the right and this time they will have it

To be clear: this entire “we’ve got to run more pro-lifers” insanity is because literally a week ago polling showed that Democrats would prefer politicians like AOC and Mamdani over Jefferies and Schumer by, let me emphasize this, a 20 point fucking margin. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...

The only ethical use of AI is to create a deepfaked cut of Tron 3 that replaces Jared Leto with Tim Robinson released to torrent sites the same day it premieres in theaters

The only ethical use of AI is to create a deepfaked cut of Tron 3 that replaces Jared Leto with Tim Robinson released to torrent sites the same day it premieres in theaters

In the good timeline, the government is putting pressure on Unilever to bring back the choco taco. I just heard from my guy there.

RIP jokes, 2022-2025. You were pretty funny

Thing for me is that yeah, ANDOR is Baby's First Leftism Primer. BARBIE is Baby's First Feminism But people need an introduction to these things. And the average American ain't gonna read KAPITAL or go to a CWA workshop Sometimes to move people, ya gotta go to where they are and walk over with em

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

please nobody steal my idea for my "may you live in interesting limes" margarita mix. I'm going to make a billion dollars so please don't steal it

HARDEST PHOTO OF 2025 JUST DROPPED

Interesting regarding AI and Kpop Demon Hunters 1/2

This absurd overestimation takes place with basically all minority groups. In 2022, Americans thought 30% of the US was gay or lesbian, 29% was bisexual & 21% was trans. They also thought 27% were Muslim, 30% were Jewish & 41% were Black.

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

me, age 15: conservatism seems like a fundamentally evil belief system me, age 21: actually it is more complicated than that, things are very complicated and everyone has their own way of seeing things. i am very smart me, age 3x: no i was right the first time nvm

This is what all our *currently* elected officials should be doing, and not nearly enough are. We need people who are willing to stand up against fascism, not weak-willed appeasers. Good on you, @katmabu.bsky.social

my fav part of Godwin's Law was the bit a few years ago when Godwin went online to tell people that they should ignore his law

IT'S OFFICIAL: Connecticut, Maine, Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York State, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island and New York City have formed the Northeast Public Health Collaborative. The collaborative will issue their own vaccine recommendations and coordinate public health efforts.

They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.

Godwin's Law was a bad idea. Carving out an exception for a group of people in history and saying "there's no possible way people in the present could be as bad as these people were in the past and mentioning the comparison is disqualifying" was misguided and ultimately destructive

Gentle reminder that in the late '50s, the U.S. government did not censor comics. Comics companies censored themselves. Not sure why that crossed my mind today but there it is...

You can draw a straight line

this is the way

We had one of my favorite crabs in the invertebrate teaching lab today! This is Dromidia sp. a carrier crab. Their last pair of legs is modified to carry sponges and other animals as a defensive mechanism. This one is carrying a colonial tunicate. #invertebrates 🦑🦀

You can draw a straight line

I feel like somebody should do something to make things better, probably. I feel this very strongly

Amazing how you can never find an anti-cancel culture free speech absolutist when you need one.

get the feeling that the a not insignificant number of the worlds richest and most powerful people have some kind of secret they dont want talked about

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

I own a chainsaw now. Fuckers, beware

Very important that society not collapse for at least two more weeks. I have David Byrne tickets

Tucker Carlson doing better than Chuck Schumer on this one if anyone still wants to sell me on the current Democratic Party

I feel like somebody should do something to make things better, probably. I feel this very strongly

Support the artists you like now because tomorrow you might not be able to find them.

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

People always hope authoritarianism will breed some sort of great art but it turns out that everyone is sad and tired all the time and the most we got is the worst collection of stand up comedians in our nations history

I'm very aware of the world burning around us, but I am also holding space to focus on and talk about the stuff I love, because I refuse to let those holding the matches burn that away too.

Does anyone have any footage of the right side of this man's face? Are we really going to keep this up?

Liquid glass is very jumpy and jiggly, I feel like my phone has been eating straight packets of instant coffee

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