I scratched another Gas Station DVD Classic off my list. This has three sequels and yet I am half convinced that I am the only person that's ever actually watched this

The new Carly Rae Jepsen song "After All" almost, but does not quite, stop on the word stop.

God I don't know I go to a lot of movies.... probably Tyler Perry's "Meet the Browns"

Fuck y'all I ain't fraida shit

Shout out to Rick Springfield's "State of the Heart," a mostly unobjectionable '80s song with maybe the single ugliest solo I have ever heard

Lorde calls out Spotify in new post: “Hey spotify i'm gonna go out on a limb n say we don't want this. Not only is this inaccurate (not the song i did that in) but reducing a song to an ai generated meaning right at the source feels like it limits free interpretation imo...”

still angry at Tuchel a day later

The culture dearly misses the Best Pop Performance by a Duo or a Group With Vocal Grammy. Nowhere else in award show history will you find Death Cab for Cutie's "I Will Follow You Into the Dark" and MGMT's "Kids" losing to two different Black Eyed Peas songs.

Bro I did a perfect Duotrigordle I don't care if you don't know or care what that means this is an accomplishment I will treasure forever

The people I'm in this random bar watching the match in keep trying to get a "Lionel Messi" taunt going to the tune of Messy by Lola Young but nobody can come up with a good second line so they just keep singing "Lionel Messi" over and over

this guy's only other major credit is playing Al Pacino in "The Offer," the miniseries about the making of "The Godfather." I demand he also play Travolta in the "Saturday Night Fever" movie for the trifecta of '70s Italian movie stars

I hope we extend beyond simply making AI flyers for comedy shows one day. I can envision an entire show of AI performers, doing AI jokes for an AI audience in an AI venue somewhere deep within the circuitry of a massive datacenter that just displaced an entire town of people who used to have jobs.

Spain has to be encouraged, whichever team wins is gonna show up at the final looking like this

ENGLAND. VERSUS. ARGENTINA. IS IT COMING HOME

When she leaves for the night, she ain't comin' back

Curious that Lee Greenwood has fallen so far below in the July 4 songs canon. Probably something worth exploring there

okay, what the fuck, someone alert Tom Morello about this

Someone alert DJ Earworm, the year-end mashup guy, that there's AI slop with his name on it impersonating him on Spotify

Some takes are too hot (god damn)

i guess he was the one that taught her patience

FRANCE HAS FALLEN. PARIS IS BURNING. VIVA LOS CONQUISTADORES.

Serial killers.

NO CHUMP TEAMS LEFT. FRANCE VS. SPAIN HERE WE GO

the inability to keep paid subscribers signed in is genuinely one of the biggest obstacles to sustainable journalism

Crazy how there are no songs that stop on the word stop

"The Crown" cast members as obscure Marvel villains

When Madonna says on the new album that Dance music isn't SHALLOW it's actually very DEEP that's something that should be left to subtext and i'm embarrassed that it works on me completely

"No More" by A1 stops on the word stop, into the list it goes. Also "Small Talk" from the movie version of "The Pajama Game" stops on the word stop, into the list it also goes

Todd in the Shadows has a cold. Todd with a cold is Picasso without paint, Ferrari without fuel—only worse, for it affects not only his own psyche but also causes a kind of psychosomatic nasal drip within dozens of people who work for him, love him, depend on him for their own welfare and stability.

I'm reading reviews of Olivia Wilde's "The Invite" and there are a bunch of them defending "Don't Worry Darling" as a good movie or, if not good, at least well-directed.... uh, I don't know, I guess? It is more bad from conception rather than execution, but also the pacing is just awful

please god could the algorithm respond to thumbnails that aren't the most embarrassing thing i've ever seen

the smartest, most thoughtful people on the internet are being forced to unhinge their jaws for engagement and i've had it

Hey, let's get some last-minute votes in the Song vs. Song poll: We are doing "Hungry Heart" vs. "Uptown Girl"! www.patreon.com/songvssong/p...

based on all evidence from previous games in the tournament, Switzerland would have been playing for penalty kicks even without the red card

which dem will run on the promise to not sell my email

Before VAR one of the things that infuriated people the most was how often diving happened, and now the same people are complaining that VAR actually punished somebody for it. Fans are just whiners.

victory lapping on this one

can't believe people are complaining about the red card. i'm not even rooting for argentina, but, fuck that, completely deserved

ARGENTINA VS SWITZERLAND LAST QUARTERFINAL GAME HERE WE GOOOO

a grand goodbye to our glorious viking visitors, and Rule Brittania

Norway vs England

NORWAY VS. ENGLAND LET'S GOOOOO

F–– a duck, y'all. This situation with American cities being subject to violent occupation to satisfy Republicans' id and bloodlust is intolerable. Intolerable.

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twenty-year cycle, everyone. gotta give people time to miss you but not enough time to forget you