The thing about Tilly Norwood is that she doesn't even have a gimmick. She doesn't do anything, she's never been in anything. She's just a generic hot girl, we already have lots of fictional hot girls. At least FN Meka had a look.

Not exactly "Man Bites Dog" here

MIA's attorneys claim that her firing violates bird law

Country-rap teamups are thoroughly normalized by this point, I really should not be double-taking at "Russell Dickerson ft. Fetty Wap," and yet

did mushrooms with Theseus and he's just been staring at his ship for like two hours

Does anyone else hear that horrible noise

You should always tell people you're there for them if they need you, it's super easy to do and it costs nothing to lie

And now, your moment of zen:

Honestly, this is good because it removes any plausible deniability about the type of people Trump put in charge of his domestic paramilitary operations

I would be remiss not to point out that "Tricking Milli Vanilli into performing a concert for a dictator" is LITERALLY a storyline from the 1990s 'Super Mario Bros 3' cartoon 🙃

Worst attempt at making fun of arthouse movies from a mainstream movie: "The Dogwalker," from the Amy Schumer movie "Trainwreck" Worst attempt at making fun of mainstream movies from an arthouse movie: The fake MCU movie from "Clouds of Sils Maria"

Let freedom ring

One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually

Musical artists whose name is also a complete sentence: • Britney Spears • Tom Waits • Ben Folds • Don Was • Harry Styles • Bill Withers • Michelle Shocked • Luke Combs • They Are Gutting a Body of Water

I saw Maya Rudolph's Prince cover band and it was the greatest night of my life. Fred Armisen came out to play guitar on "When U Were Mine"

And now, your moment of zen:

Sometimes you find out about a movie that's so fake you have to watch it to prove it's not fake and even though you watched the entire thing it just never stops being a fake movie

Sometimes you find out about a movie that's so fake you have to watch it to prove it's not fake and even though you watched the entire thing it just never stops being a fake movie

This is the exact caliber of lineup I wouldn't get mad at for performing at a Trump event. Shit's hard out there for musicians, go get paid (possible exceptions: Martina, Flo Rida)

New Song vs. Song episode and this one was fun! We brought on AJ Marks from Main Pod Girl and we argued which song got us dancing through the lockdowns, "Say So" by Doja Cat or "Levitating" by Dua Lipa, and why both of them seem to fall juuuuust short of main pop girl status

really impressive how bad this list is. like half this list wouldn't even make it on "Drake's Greatest Hits Vol. 3"

Amydog is snorin'

Just five years ago the Knicks were so bad that kids' movies were clowning on them www.youtube.com/watch?v=HStD...

"You're So Vain," great song or greatest song?

An NBC News investigation finds dozens of examples of criminals imitating ICE to rob and attack people www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Cover songs that are so perfectly suited to the band that it's nearly impossible to believe that they weren't the original artist "Goodbye Earl" - The Chicks "Stone Cold Crazy" - Metallica "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" - They Might Be Giants Add your own!

I’d like to add something else to this convo: many of people who qualify for permanent residency in the United States would no longer qualify if they went home — because their existing visa is on the basis of refugee status (fear of home) or a job they’d lose. Like it’s absurd at every level.

My nana was the last family member I personally came out to. She was a lifelong catholic. When I told her I was trans, she told me, “God gives us all our own journeys. God made you trans and that’s beautiful. Who would I be to have an issue with the gift God has given you?”

I mean it sure looks like we wasted billions and many lives and lots of diplomatic credibility for nothing, but at least we can be sure those 160 schoolgirls won’t build a nuke

1) Dart is a moron. 2) This is not a real quote.

chipped in, and if there's anyone who wants to help support one of the best music sites on the internet, please do also

Holy shit Kyle Busch died??!

Clay Aiken. Dad was a big Idol fan at the time

Nia DaCosta's "Hedda" ends with "Love Is the Drug" over the credits and I really gotta say, that's a needledrop that needs to be banned by this point

Textbook example of an I'm Back Bitch Single: Big, loud, start of a superstar act's next album cycle, and if you tried to explain what it's "about" you'd probably fail

Butt to Release Shit This Friday 🔗 numetalagenda.com/butt-to-rele...

I think the reason I've been a little ambiently mad all day is because January 6th rioters are statistically the most likely group of pedophiles in the world and they clubbed a guy to death and they're going to be rich from the tax money that I give to the country I live in.

When Minneapolis felt under heavy siege, people from everywhere helped and reached out and it was really heartening and made a difference. Memphis deserves that too, all the more so because there appears to be a concerted effort to keep their occupation out of the news

Amydog contemplates her existence as an Amydog.

Denvis

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

BREAKING: The Colorado Supreme Court, by 5-2, orders Children's Hospital Colorado to resume gender-affirming care to a group of trans plaintiffs. Justices Boatright and Samour dissent. Story coming soon.

Not how I would want to spend my last days, personally

Kids today have never known a world where ketchup didn't flow freely out of the bottle when you wanted it to.

"Iceman" is tragically Drake's most cohesive album in a decade, it's just that The Drake Grievance Hour is not a concept worth cohering around.

Have you seen the termite version of THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY? It stars Clint Eatswood.

Feel like it would be deeply satisfying to kick that yoda like a football