This is why they had to change it to the department of war. He can’t even defend deez nuts.

I have a sore throat today, so I’m wearing a mask but also taking cough drops. I just ended up blowing pure menthol into my eyes, and I imagine this is what the actual 80s felt like.

Cassie completes her journey to see all of the Classic Doctors at least once. She gets her nasty boys, some blonde boys, and a forest that's as dead as a stone. What more could a girl want? A pony? Yeah, probably a pony. It’s The Daleks! wimdpod.com/episodes/the...

My Boss: [patiently explaining something to me] My Brain: YOU TAKE THE GOOD YOU TAKE THE BAD YOU TAKE THEM BOTH & THERE YOU HAVE THE FACTS OF LIFE

Go fash, lose cash.

If he dies today, does that mean we have to make that Earth, Wind, and Fire song the national anthem?

God, it really sucks that there’s a blatant image of our country as an idiot sandwich…

What if we gave The Doctor the most beautiful hair in all the land? Could that revive the show in the mid-90s? No! But let’s not watch it anyway! It’s Doctor Who: The TV Movie! wimdpod.com/episodes/doc...

I will always first wish for people to fix their hearts, but I will not mourn those who refused to do so when they die. Especially when they spent their lives actively ruining the hearts of others. The world is better without Charlie Kirk in it, fix your hearts or die.

[insert image of Sméagol looking tortured over pages and pages of potential riddles]

Ben said literally one sentence about Pa Kent that was so wrong I had to take a lap around my house in rage.

Call me J. Jonah Jameson the way I'm excited by pictures of Spider-Man

I mean obviously like and subscribe and share and shit, what I gotta hold your hand now c'mon

Between Stevie Nicks and Prince, I’m not convinced any singer has actually heard a dove before.

Did you hear Hulk Hogan died?

K-Pop Demon Hunters presents a rich fantasy world where 5 hot guys can start a flash mob and become the biggest act in the world with only 1 song.

A lot of genuinely hilarious things surrounding how this is falling apart for him, but getting lost is that 3 of these were definitely just him tracing the Frasier logo.

This is just porn, but instead of sex workers getting paid, you’re boiling the planet.

Why does everyone in those clips “debating” Mehdi Hasan look like puppets from The Land of Confusion?

Remember to always read your copy out loud before you publish, kids.

Boy, I sure can't wait to play with Pedro Pascal's Fantastic Four skin. Soon, everyone on Twitch will be seeing nothing but Fantastic Four skins. And everyone will be talking, out loud, about Fantastic Four skins.

had the big brain realization that you could just whip up a whole D&D cast/NPC list from Whose Line prompts alone

Given how much data they needed to take in and how little respect for copyright they have… how much fanfiction do you think they made ChatGPT read?

🎶You’re a real tough cookie with a long history🎶 Yeah, Pat, that’s how cookies get tough. I swear, they just let anybody on the radio.

Are we going to have this low energy miserable parade where Trump looks like he's about to cry every year? Because I'm on board for that.

♫ just like Brian Wilson did ♫

Episode #149! In our second ep of Patreon Request "Month" 2025, @tonygoldmark.bsky.social is joined by @bigdaddydrac1869.bsky.social, @missionbreakout.bsky.social and @thevoyages.bsky.social to cover TAYLOR SWIFT: THE ERAS TOUR (TAYLOR'S VERSION)! escapefromvaultdisney.libsyn.com/taylor-swift...

Anyone pointed out yet that Musk vs Trump is a literal Alien vs Predator?

Tough decisions ahead for this guy

I love the days when my investment in popcorn pays dividends.

Well, since we're on the subject of important Doctor Who news this weekend, we have a website now! wimdpod.com

Wishing all homophobes and transphobes a very "Fix Your Hearts or Die" month.

I think the really disappointing thing about this #DoctorWho finale was that, up until this two-parter, it had been one of the strongest seasons the show had ever had, just for it to faceplant into one of its worst endings.

Look, guys, I know gender is a construct, but it’s weird so many of you are calling my birthday “Mother’s” Day. Like buy me dinner first at least.

READ. THE. SUBHEAD.

my vet, who's hard of hearing: can you repeat your cat's name me:

Leaked photo of the cardinals selecting the new pope:

This marks, historically speaking, the first time a Pope has ever had strong opinions on what goes on a hot dog.

Can’t believe we got Pope Deep Dish Pizzaballa.

It's a brutal time for young men. Brother against brother, cousin against cousin- oh sorry, I thought we were talking about the Civil War. I guess playing video games and talking to women on apps is hard, too

I guested on @wimdpod.bsky.social this week and got to talk about one of my favorite Dr Who episodes!

New episode of the podcast today, and it's one of my favorites we've recorded so far!

Here is a PREVIEW of today's episode on "The God Complex," where we remember Tuesdays are for more than just Whosdays...

What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates

*Enya voice*

How badly do you think it beat up his son, Invincibus?