On Platnir and the Nazi tattoo.

I want to write a Pixar movie about dog sled racing, with the dogs as the main characters. Working Title: The Fast and the Furriest

Everything you could possibly want to know about the Epstein files (that's available) you can find here. Bookmark this page. butterflybureau.com

Donald Trump Jr is jealous of inflation.

What if the fire alarm is woke and fire is a conspiracy theory invented to cover up what was going on at a pizza restaurant (they use nuclear 5G)

If you remove the sprinkler system from a building and it burns down, you bear some responsibility for the damage, even if you didn't start the fire. This post is about screwworms.

Wrote an article. substack.com/home/post/p-...

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Here's a montage of fans at MSG booing Donald Trump before the Knicks/Spurs game. Enjoy! #NBAFinals #TrumpBooed

What do you catch an intern with? The intern net.

In an apparent homage to the Colbert Report, Mike Johnson goes full "truthiness," claiming election fraud in California with zero evidence but an "instinctive" knowledge.

You guys! This is so cool! Did you know that there's a way to stream live TV without even using the Internet? It's called an "antenna."

I don't know why Trump is a Knicks fan. The Spurs are what kept him out of 'Nam.

Mamdani: Too often, a working New Yorker is trying to find any extra dollar they can to make ends meet—then they look at city government and they don't see the same application of effort.

"I support impeachment, full stop, of the president and his cabinet. It's the reason why I'm running. ... [Removing Donald Trump] is the first thing we have to do before we can even think about getting to the other things, because he stands in the way, and he's making everything worse."

I couldn't resist...

I cannot think of a song that fits Donald Trump better. Listen to this and pay attention to the lyrics. It is just perfect, especially with him wanting all these monuments to himself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dML8...

This cartoon isn't an exaggeration—not even 1% an exaggeration. Weeks ago it seemed this far-right Supreme Court would still block any map intentionally authored to be racist. We just learned that that's no longer true. We have reentered Jim Crow, and it's a national disgrace.

CBS is firing journalists for not lying and reporting the news instead. This is not how it's supposed to work.

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On Indigenous history, colonialism, land grabs, and connecting global struggles speakingoutofplace.com/2026/05/25/l...

New movie coming out!

I made a song: If God had a penis!

Did you know that James Talarico suggested that all Christians will be nonbinary for all eternity? Oh wait! That was Jesus! (Mark 12:25)

One time, a vampire munchkin sharted. That's Stephen Miller's origin story.

BREAKING: Just-released audio reveals what Senator Josh Hawley said as he ran in fear from the January 6th insurrectionists storming the Capitol

In the last year, ICE has deported nearly half a million people. Killed dozens. Disappeared tens of thousands... These 27 protest songs are soundtracking the movement to stop it — alongside the 23 tracks we shared on May Day crooksandliars.com/2026/05/27-m...

When I was in the Air Force, I knew a guy who was just disgusting. He never bathed or did laundry. One time, I was in his room, and he said, “Watch this!” And he took off his sock and threw it at the wall, and it just stuck there. Ken Paxton is that sock.

First Donald Trump pardoned the January 6th insurrectionists. Now he's set aside $1.8B of *your tax dollars* to pay them -- even those who assaulted cops.

People asked me how I turned the negatives in my life into positives. The truth is, I stopped letting my worst moments become my identity.

What the fuck is "radically pro-transgneder?"

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What is the saddest river in the world? Crimea River.

Too soon?

Good morning, sister Beth and everyone! @prisonculture.bsky.social @kellyscaletta.bsky.social @theswprincess.bsky.social @jonathanslater.bsky.social @nashishereforit.bsky.social @bridget123goooo.bsky.social @msgrumpybunny.bsky.social @tarynt.bsky.social @thejenniwren.teamlh.social

I was just thinking of the word "encouragement." It literally means to "give courage." Words of encouragement are words that "give courage." Kind of cool when you think of it like that. Now is a good time to encourage one another. We need the courage to stand up and stand together.

Seriously. Get this man a cape. Or at least subscribe.

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Vote for Dougie!

I investigated nepotism in the North Carolina General Assembly. 31 lawmakers employ family members in taxpayer-funded roles, costing nearly $1M annually. “I think there’s a great chance some of these people barely work.” -Anonymous Legislator FULL REPORT: zachkahn.substack.com/p/nepotism-i...

Huggy Bear says hello!

10 years ago, I weighed 226. Today, I weigh 155.

I wonder when MAGA is going to start complaining about the President of China using the pronoun "she."

What kind of music do cows listen to? Mooed music.

This is theft.

I want to take a minute to thank everyone for making this a safe space for me to talk about being Autistic. a lot of what I post once seemed like giant mountains I would never understand how to overcome. 😊

Here's the Trump Mobile ad I did in which one of the lines is "sign up today because God knows it might be gone tomorrow." Well guess what: 590,000 buyers paid $100 each ($59 million total) for Trump's gold phone — but not *ONE* has shipped and refunds look unlikely.

Proof that Trump is a bird brain.

Time to bring back America's Dumbest Criminals.