I would love to hear MAGA answer this one. youtube.com/shorts/KOXkQ...

All I want for Christmas is to hit 5,000 subscribers on my YouTube channel! www.youtube.com/channel/UCzq...

Why didn't the Sandwich Guy injure the federal agent when he threw his sandwich at him? It didn't have enough mustard on it.

That there are "negotiations" between Harvard the President is absolutely fucked up.

The sticking point in negotiations between Harvard and the Trump administration appears to be where the payment goes. Harvard wants the entire $500 million to go to workforce development, while the government wants to collect $200 million of the money. The saga goes on.

I wasn’t a fan of his while he was president of University of Florida, but one of my friends died 37 days after being diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer so no bad thoughts www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/u...

When people ask me how Trump is a fascist. youtube.com/shorts/SlgVg...

Mrs. Pun says I can't tell MAGAs they roast racoons at their Trailer Park family reunion barbecues anymore.

I hit a big YouTube milestone today! (If you want to subscribe) www.youtube.com/channel/UCzq...

Merry Christmas to all of my lovely friends thank you all for making 2025 a fantastic year I hope you all have a lovely time! 🎅🏻🎄

Amen!

Pun show now! youtube.com/live/kiQUJeG...

The next President should run on having a memorial toilet in the White House restroom with the "Donald J Trump Memorial Toilet." It could be a fake-gold toilet with the likeness of his face in it. You could pay $5 to piss on his face in effigy. We'd pay off the national debt in less than a year.

If anyone has experience on the business side of podcasting, send me a DM.

‘60 Minutes’ Report Was Pulled Off the Air. Now It’s on the Internet. At the last minute, CBS News held a segment about Venezuelan men who were deported by the Trump administration to a prison in El Salvador. It surfaced online anyway. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/23/b...

One reason you shouldn't recklessly call people pedo: You have no idea who has been a victim. youtube.com/shorts/f-RvQ...

Allegations from a limo driver that Donald Trump raped a girl with Jefferey Epstein. She was later murdered, allegedly for going to the police. Yeah, holy shit is right.

The Pun Show hit nearly 50,000 live viewers today! New career high! Go me!

Join me now on the Pun Show! I'll talk the economy and do an AMA. Well almost A. youtube.com/live/vYQJEjz...

I have two big stress-tests for sandwich bread: The wet tomato test and the dry peanut butter test (two things that will mess up many a loaf.) This passed the wet tomato test with flying colors.

Today I invented (I think) chocolate, peanut butter cream of wheat from fresh-milled flour. It was, and I kid you not, delicious. I also talk about my story of why I started milling my own flour. youtu.be/d7XRf7ASiHg

New 60 MINUTES looks terrible…

I think I finally perfected sandwich bread. This is really good. Flavor, texture, everything. So soft, yet holds together well. The crumb is perfect. I'm really proud of me. youtube.com/shorts/qar4Q...

Clean energy is the future! Will we be a part of it? youtube.com/shorts/2UDBP...

Starting NOW! Join me on the Pun Show where I talk about how China is kicking our butts! youtube.com/live/NnsOviY...

How China is just kicking our ass in the EV race. Where we could be vs. where we are is startling. youtube.com/shorts/dsyok...

I've been diving into how China is just blowing us away on clean energy and new technology like EVs, 5G, and so on. Join me as I dive into what the future COULD look like if only we'd participate in this race. Starting at 1:30 Central. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnsO...

This is what censorship ACTUALLY looks like.

Got an email saying I could make $750 selling plasma. I'm like, that's blood money.

My gift to you is a truly horrible Christmas pun! How does Santa get his sleigh to go so fast? youtube.com/shorts/Y9wHx...

When "can you turn on the CC so I can hear" makes sense, you know you're spouse has ADHD.

It's insane how far ahead of us China is in the EV market. Pay attention to this. youtube.com/shorts/jXRQ3...

Do ghosts prefer their salsa mild or spicy? Neither! They prefer a good medium!

Banning gender-affirming care will kill trans kids. youtu.be/hTFG14-gUWU

Stuffed Locker Derangement Syndrome.

So every night when my wife does her yoga, Huggy Bear decides he wants to play by biting her. So she brings him in the living room with me. Tonight, as she was picking him up, he grabbed his favorite toy that I use to play with him. He wanted to play with daddy! Y'all. My heart is a puddle.

This might sound crazy, but the more I think about it, the less crazy it sounds. What if, instead of a 2-party system, we had a zero-party system? No political parties at all. Every reason I initially think about that starts as a reason against this idea ends up being a reason for it.

True story! I used to be against "trans" stuff. And then what happened is I talked to a trans person. Amazing how that worked.

What do you get when you put 120 pounds of playdough in the microwave for five minutes? Laura Loomer!!! (Too mean?)

I've been learning how to speed read, and I'm getting pretty good at it. I just read 550 pages of the Epstein Files in less than a minute, and I have total recall of everything they said.

The biggest fight we ever got in. youtube.com/shorts/iFkyb...

I don't know about you, but I'm starting to suspect that Trump doesn't want you to know what's in the Epstein files.

BREAKING: Fed Ex is getting into the organ transplant business! According to reports, they will come to the hospital, extract a human liver, and then bring it to the recipient. The campaign is being titled, "We de-liver for you!"

Here's an alternative for the r-word: You're so dumb, you think a guy who bankrupted 6 casinos is a business genius. I'm here for more suggestions.

Be an advocate. youtube.com/shorts/KJ7gu...

Born deaf and blind, Annie Garner, 3, learned communication through a program for deafblind children. The Trump administration cut funding over diversity goals. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/15/u...

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I found this really fascinating. If we think of gender as not being a binary choice, or even a "sliding bar," but as a spatial cube, it actually makes the most sense and answers the question: How many genders are there? There are as many as there are people. youtube.com/shorts/F1SDz...

Trump DOJ releases the Epstein Files Sound up!

Starting NOW! On the Pun Show, I talk about the science and politics of being transgender. youtube.com/live/VIsOaQg...